Chapter 1364: Stuff a toad
"My sister, do you want to kill me, why do you always clip chicken legs for me!" Zhou Yubing looked at the greasy chicken leg and wailed in pain, "It's only been a few days since I returned to Yanjing, and my face is already fat and round!" After the New Year, I will go to Crouching Tiger Mountain, stay in Yanjing and die of boredom! ”
"You're round-faced? That's puffiness or almost! Zhou Yuru put on a straight face and said solemnly, "Eat it, otherwise you won't want to go anywhere!" It's only been a few days, and you've lost so much weight! ”
"Didn't the doctor check it all and say I'm not sick! I don't know weishenme, I eat five meals a day, I'm still hungry, every time I eat so much, I don't know where I eat! Zhou Yubing lowered his head, fiddled with the rice grains and said, "Do you think I have some strange disease?" I read books that say that my condition is very similar to hyperthyroidism. But the results of the test were all normal, and I ate according to the dietitian's recipe every day, but the doctor still said that I was malnourished, and I was really depressed! ”
"Do you have someone in your heart who has lovesickness?" Zhou Yuru didn't know how to comfort her sister, put down the chopsticks in her hand and joked with a smile, "Maybe let's go see Zhen Cheng, you'll be normal!" ”
"you!" Zhou Yubing seemed to be grabbed by the pigtails, and said angrily with a red face, "What fool would think about that big radish anymore!" ”
"Don't you want to hang Zhen Cheng on your lips all day long? Bear two faces under one hood! Zhou Yuru looked at her sister, smiled and continued to tease, "It's a pity that Zhen Cheng has a woman, otherwise I would have an excellent brother-in-law!" ”
"Zhen Cheng is a bastard! A few days ago, they left me in Yanjing, and lied to me that there were many people staying in Yanjing. Sun Er took away some of the people, Ma Feifeng also took his sisters to receive special training, and there were less than ten people left in the entire Hanmang headquarters, who do you say I, a psychiatrist, would I give counseling? I'm going crazy day by day! Zhou Yubing complained loudly with a face full of resentment, and when he mentioned Zhen Cheng, it was like how much Zhen Cheng owed him.
"Or you'll have to resign! Opening your own psychological clinic must be very busy every day! Zhou Yuru persuaded, "Anyway, you are a dispensable role in Hanmang, it is better to follow your mother to learn psychological knowledge, you are so popular, you haven't learned anything, and you have delayed your personal problems!" ”
"If you can't find a suitable one, I'll be celibate! What is there to think about in men! I won't leave Hanmang, Zhen Cheng's nasty ghost wishes I could leave quickly! When it came to his personal problems, Zhou Yubing's expression was a little gloomy, but he still had a hard mouth.
"You also have to think about your mother's feelings! This time, my mother felt very indebted to you, and after the matter was resolved, I was sick all the time. Now for your personal problems, mom shouldn't interfere anymore! Mom doesn't care, you have to hold on to it yourself. There are so many young men in your cold, don't you have a heart for you? Zhou Yuru looked at her sister and said very incomprehensibly, "With your appearance and conditions, there shouldn't be any problem finding a boyfriend!" ”
"Sister, it's the New Year, don't talk about it, it's annoying!" Zhou Yubing stood up, left the table, and said with annoyance.
"Dad is not at home for the New Year this year, your brother-in-law can't come back from a business trip, and this year's Spring Festival, there are only three of us women left! Mom's health is not good, where do we look like the New Year? Looking at the empty villa, Zhou Yuru smiled bitterly and lamented.
"Mommy is sleeping, let's go out for a walk! I'm going crazy all day at home! Looking at the table full of food, the three of them ate a little, and Zhou Yubing walked to her sister's side and begged.
"Today is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, what are we going out for at this time?" After 12 o'clock at noon, the businesses also closed one after another, so we still stayed at home and watched TV series to pass the time! ”
"Get out for a walk and get some air!" Zhou Yubing stubbornly pulled up her sister, said a word, and walked directly to the door.
Yanjing City is at the foot of the Son of Heaven, but because the factory expansion was not planned in previous years, the haze weather in Yanjing is getting worse and worse year by year. Coupled with the sandstorm weather every spring, the people of Yanjing are becoming more and more dissatisfied with the air quality in Yanjing.
In order to improve the air quality in Yanjing, fireworks and firecrackers have been banned in the main urban area of Yanjing during the Spring Festival in recent years. The occasional sound of fireworks is the sound of electronic fireworks. Although the sound is similar, the flavor of the New Year has been reduced a lot.
For the northerners to celebrate the New Year, the most important reunion dinner is this meal at about 3 pm on the Chinese New Year's Eve. The dumplings at night symbolize a stronger taste.
Yan Jiu'er and Nangong Wan'er had all called, and Zhen Cheng was supposed to hand over the public grain, and the task was successfully completed in one morning. Sun Shaobo, who was hugged by Zhen Cheng and got into the Humvee, was like a little daughter-in-law, fidgeting, blushing and not knowing what to do.
"Am I generous in this dress?" Sitting in the co-pilot's seat, Sun Shaobo looked in the mirror every few minutes, and when he went out, he still felt a good set of clothes, how to look at it now, how awkward.
"Beautiful!" Zhen Cheng said with a smile.
"I asked if you were generous, why did you answer that you look good!" Sun Shaobo said very anxiously, "No, you hurry up and drive the car back, and I'll change another set of clothes, otherwise it's not good to make them laugh!" ”
"If you get again, I'll put you in the Humvee and strip naked!" Zhen Cheng saw that Sun Shaobo was about to go to the car door in a panic, and said loudly, "When did you become so unconfident!" ”
"I-" Sun Shaobo blushed, stopped his hand to open the door, lowered his head and couldn't speak. In Zhen Cheng's view, this is a light meal, but in Sun Shaobo's view, this meal is of great significance.
How Zhen Cheng treats himself, Sun Shaobo knows it in his heart. Sun Shaobo was worried about Old Man Zhen.
Zhen Cheng's yard, Sun Shaobo has been to it a few times, but he hasn't spoken to Old Man Zhen yet. In Sun Shaobo's impression, a character of grandfather generation must be serious and harsh, no matter how much Zhen Cheng guarantees, Sun Shaobo still has no bottom in his heart. I can't even rank in the top four, so I will send it to the door, if I am vetoed by Mr. Zhen, what can I do?
"Don't worry, I've told grandpa!" Zhen Cheng smiled bitterly and comforted gently, "Wait for dinner, Queen Yan and Grandpa, you have to toast a few more glasses of wine, and then talk to Jiu'er Wan'er more, and when you finish eating, the symbolic help will be over, and there are no outsiders, what are you nervous about!" It's like I'm sleeping with you for the first time, and you've never been so nervous! ”
"you! Can that be the same? Sun Shaobo pushed Zhen Cheng's arm and scolded, "It's easy to go to bed, just take off and lie down!" ”
"-" Zhen Cheng's eyes are xiangshang, and there are a lot more white eyes.
Sun Shaobo thought about it and hurriedly added, "If your grandfather doesn't like me and blasts me out, don't you quarrel with your grandfather, do you hear?" ”
"I've told you many times, watch less TV series, just don't listen! Now your mind is full of cranky thoughts, right? Deserve! Zhen Cheng simply didn't persuade him, and said loudly, "You should be holding a baby in your hand now, and it should be snowing a little more outside, and then you stand at the door of our house and be bitten away by our little black shell!" ”
"You think you're Zhou Puyuan!" Sun Shaobo roared, "If I had a child, I wouldn't have to suffer this kind of sin!" I'm angry when I talk about children, and I've made you do it so many times in vain, and you haven't even left a tadpole behind! ”
"Squeak-"
Zhen Cheng stepped on the brakes and almost hit his head on the steering wheel. If there are many cars on the road, it must be a series of large rear-end collisions.
"! The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes! Zhen Cheng was so angry that his nose was crooked, he looked at Sun Shaobo and said, "You are really a crazy woman!" The babbling cutie is dead! ”
"What should I do? I'm sweating all over my body right now! Sun Shaobo saw that Zhen Cheng's car had turned towards Wangfujing Street, shook Zhen Cheng's arm and said, "Give me a way!" The car is being driven so fast, slow down! ”
"What else can be done!" Zhen Cheng had a smile on the corner of his mouth, thought about it, and suggested with a painful face, "Why don't you drink more wine and get yourself drunk!" ”
"Why didn't you say it earlier, it's really annoying!" Sun Shaobo heard Zhen Cheng's suggestion and complained loudly, "When I went out, I ate a thousand cups and didn't get drunk, more than 1,000 yuan!" ”
"Holy! A thousand cups are not drunk! Zhen Cheng wanted to die, looking at Sun Shaobo, he wanted to pinch this messy woman to death. Originally, Jihuahaode was a thing, because Sun Shaobo's thousand cups of not getting drunk may have all been lost.
"I wanted to drink more, but I was afraid that you would take advantage of my drunkenness, so I took medicine!" Sun Shaobo saw that Zhen Cheng was angry, and hurriedly explained.
"It's almost as good that you're drunk and taking advantage of me! I won't give you a tadpole this time, just stuff a toad in your arms! Zhen Cheng scolded angrily, "Wait a minute, you drink less!" ”
"If you want to take care of it, you will drink a thousand cups with me!" Seeing the car slowly stopping, Sun Shaobo simply let go and roared loudly to increase his courage.
PS: The addition of the flower list (fifty plus one change) and the twentieth watch of the "small hand in the cloud" to be promoted to commander broke out together at the end of this month! It turns out that fifty flowers are added every month, and eight or nine more are added in a month, which is enough to explode in one day! But in the past, the effect was not shocking enough, and the brothers were unhappy, so this month it will be put on one day to shock! The master has to save a few drafts to attend the annual meeting this month, which is the reason why it does not break out, but the flower list still has to be shaken, otherwise the master really has no face to participate in the annual meeting! Thank you to all the brothers, thank you to all the incense powder, without you, the master would not be able to attend the annual meeting! Brothers, support it a little more, flowers, promotions, and rewards are coquettish, okay?