I was wrong.

I was wrong that I shouldn't have taken Amy to a snack street to eat at a street restaurant in order to correct her huge misunderstanding of the names of Chinese dishes.

Although there is no "claypot pot" in Guangdong, I also ordered "husband and wife lung slices" and "braised lion head" to ask Amy to confirm that they are not "husband and wife's lung slices", and there is no "lion's head" on the plate.

From the initial skeptical to the curious to try, Amy and I were picky and ate two dishes and one soup that were a bit extravagant for the twenty-seven middle school students, and then went out of the restaurant, looked at me with understanding, and then ...... Spit directly on the side of the road.

"My stomach, my stomach hurts! Who dares to poison me? ”

Amy, who almost vomited out the acid in her stomach, squatted on the side of the road with her stomach covered, causing many people to look this way.

Huh? I often eat in this restaurant, and I have never eaten a bad stomach! The two of us ate the same food just now, weishenme, I'm okay, are you okay?

After a while, I slapped my head and came to my senses.

Everyone knows that the basic direction for dealing with poisonous and harmful substances is as follows: The people of the US imperialists rely on science and technology, and the people of the Celestial Empire rely on mutation.

It seems that Amy, who is an American, is far less mutated than my brother!

For the people of the Celestial Empire, who have eaten all over the periodic table, even if they eat some slightly spoiled and slightly toxic food, it will not cause gastrointestinal discomfort, but Amy, who is pampered in the United States, can't! Eat roadside stalls and small restaurants with poor hygiene, 100% will eat and vomit!

This is more accurate than any other health check! The hygiene is not passable, just see if my sister will vomit after eating! But this is only one time, I will never take Amy to a small place to eat in the future, it doesn't matter if I can't keep up with the grade, it's a matter of life!

The innkeeper saw Amy vomiting at their door, and ran out sweating profusely, and consulted with me:

"Can you ask your companion to move around so we can clean up what she vomits?" Seeing her like this, customers shouldn't come to our restaurant to eat......"

As he spoke, he stuffed me with a hundred yuan, "Little brother, use this money to buy some acid bacteria tablets at the pharmacy, and you can eat a few pieces to make a haode, in fact, we really don't use any spoiled materials, it's just that the weather is hot, and the lion's head is taken out of the refrigerator, and it may be a little longer to put it outside......"

Because of the loss, do you pay me to buy medicine for Amy! It turns out that you used to deal with the students of our 28th middle school in the past, if it weren't for Amy's fragile gastrointestinal test, I would have believed the results of the hygiene "C-level" test posted in your hotel!

I didn't pick up the money, but glared at the boss, which meant "If my sister has a good one, I'm not done with you!" Then he helped Amy and went to the convenient park in the nearby residential area to sit for a while, and the small octagonal pavilion inside was still very suitable for escaping the heat.

Originally, there was a red man and green girl from our school who were talking about love in the pavilion, and when they saw me coming over with a gloomy face, they were so frightened that they got up and ran, as for whether I was supporting a blonde and a little ponytail Lori, or a crane-haired and childish husband, they probably didn't have time to see clearly.

At this time, the school was probably in a class at zuihou, and I, who was able to accompany Amy out for a stroll, naturally skipped class.

However, I called Xiaoqin beforehand and asked her to help ask the squad leader for leave, because I knew that I came out to accompany my sister, so Xiaoqin agreed.

"I will definitely help Ye Lin take a good leave! After school, I will also send my schoolbag back to Ye Lin's house! ”

"I don't have to bother with my schoolbag," I replied to Xiaoqin on the phone, "Anyway, I don't want to do my homework today, just leave my schoolbag at school." By the way, what reason are you going to use to ask the squad leader for leave on my behalf? ”

Xiaoqin thought for a while, "Uh-huh......" ”

Menstrual cramps, your aunt! The justifiable reason for you to ask for leave can't be used to me! If you say to the squad leader that I have menstrual cramps, because I am already outside, the squad leader may have to grant leave, but afterwards I will definitely write "dysmenorrhea" in 25% magnified font on my reason for leave! You have to leave me a strong stroke!

"You can't use menstrual cramps," I flatly refused, "give me something personal, or I'll say I have a toothache." ”

"Okay," Xiaoqin said a little regretfully, "I'll tell the class leader that you can't attend the last two classes because your eggs hurt......"

Who...... Who hurts! Although I have a lot of things that make my eggs hurt every day, I don't really hurt my eggs! You told the squad leader that I had a pain in the egg and wanted to ask for leave, what kind of expression would the squad leader have?

I wanted to stop Xiaoqin from talking nonsense, but I heard the class bell from the opposite side through my mobile phone, and then Xiaoqin's mobile phone was hung up.

I had to accompany Amy in pain and blew the wind in the pavilion for a while.

After some breath of fresh air, Amy gradually got better, and she looked at me with disdain, and said in a prescient tone:

"How? Sure enough, the cuisine of the Celestial Empire is terrible, right? Even if the ingredients are not used, there must be something weird! The taste is okay, but eating it is definitely harmful to the body! Manservant, you look like this, it must be because you have been eating Celestial Empire cuisine for a long time......"

No, Shen Shaoyi has come to this restaurant to eat a lot of times, and he has neither found that he is crooked, nor has he vomited, please stop guessing meaninglessly! My appearance is mainly attributed to Xiaoqin, it is she who makes me full of hatred, zuihou is born from the heart, and has become the virtuous person now!

"Buy me another bag of chips!" Amy commanded, "I want Coke too!" ”

I went to touch the change in my pocket, but found that there was a 100 yuan bill mixed in the change, I didn't expect the hotel owner to be very fast, he was afraid that I would not accept this money, and he would find trouble with the hotel in the future, so he took advantage of my inattention, and stuffed the money into my pocket.

By the way, you weren't the backbone of a thief's company before, right? I don't even know if you put money in my pocket, and if you try to steal my money, I won't be able to notice it! It's a little scary to think about it.

I used the 100 yuan to go to a nearby convenience supermarket to buy Coke, potato chips, and ice cream that I ate myself, and it was confirmed that this was not counterfeit money, otherwise if the owner of this restaurant first caused my sister to eat a bad stomach, and then used counterfeit money to entertain me, I couldn't spare him, as long as I made a small report to 004 and 005, it was enough for him.

Although Amy loves potato chips, she thinks that her fingers will become very greasy when she takes potato chips, and as soon as she rolls her eyes, she bends her legs, half lies down and half sits on the gazebo bench, facing me, and asks me to feed her potato chips.

"You put your legs together," I advised, "and you will walk naked in such a short skirt." ”

Amy said disapprerovingly: "Anyway, there is no one else nearby, if the manservant sees it, it will be regarded as a small favor for you!" Ahh

She closed her eyes and opened her mouth to wait for me to feed.

My heart moved, my sister has such a cute face, even if she is not well-known in China, it doesn't matter, just stop on the street, say "I'm hungry", and then just open your mouth and wait, there are definitely people rushing over to offer all kinds of food.

She took a piece of potato chips and carefully placed it between Amy's lips and teeth, and although she didn't open her eyes, she immediately bit into the potato chips and chewed them with satisfaction, making a crisp sound.

"Hurry up!" She urged, "Give me more!" ”

I had to take 3 or 4 chips at a time and feed them to my greedy sister over and over again.

Amy, who doesn't eat a lot of food, can be described as "ferocious" when eating potato chips, and once almost bit my hand.

After Amy finished eating the 500-gram package of potato chips, she still wanted to eat them, urging me to buy them again, and I was worried about the dangers of fried food, and told her with a straight face that I could only eat so much today. Because Amy doesn't have a purse with her right now, she can't buy it herself.

Moody, she looked at me with eyes that bordered on hatred, but I held on and didn't let go, in fact I wasn't afraid of her coming hard, if she softened her attitude, and said:

"Brother, I want to eat potato chips, buy me okay, please~~~"

Then I must retreat from the whole line, and I will buy her as much as she wants.

Suddenly, I felt that I didn't seem to have any right to accuse the squad leader of doting on my younger brother.

Suddenly, I heard the familiar barking of a dog.

When we turned our heads to look, we saw 004 and 005 coming towards us, with Obama running ahead of the dog.

004 was holding Amy's mobile phone, 005 was holding Amy's purse, and said with a sad face:

"Miss, how can you throw your phone and wallet in the grass and deliberately interfere with us? Do you know how anxious we are? ”

Amy snorted coldly, jumped down from the bench, and said with her hands on her hips:

"Don't think I don't know, you have trackers in your phones and wallets! If Obama hadn't smelled me, you wouldn't have been able to find me by now! ”

Obama pounced on Amy and gave me a whim, and then saw me with what appeared to be food in my hand and threw me expectant looks.

I showed him the empty bag of chips, and he immediately lost interest in me and continued to play with the little master.

"Actually, I got a piece of good news today."

Amy said to me before being taken away by 004 and 005.

"Mom didn't know out of nowhere, I learned that I often play with you, I thought my mother would be particularly opposed, let me draw a line with you, but I didn't expect ......"

Amy's little face was dyed with a faint rose color, and a heartfelt smile bloomed, which was even brighter than the sun in the sky.

"I didn't expect my mother to say that she had investigated your background and found that you were the son of a friend of hers, and you were very trustworthy, telling me that it doesn't matter if I trust you more......"

A friend's son? Ai Shuqiao is so embarrassed to say such nonsense to her daughter! It's not a friend, it's an ex-husband! And what kind of medicine is sold in this gourd? I found out that I had no ill will towards Amy, so why don't you just do it and allow Amy to be closer to me? Is this a hint for me? Reminder that as long as I follow her arrangement, it won't stop me from recognizing Brother and Sister Amy?

"But don't get carried away just because your mother praised you twice!"

Amy raised a delicate finger to warn me.

"I will continue to test you in the future, you don't forget the oath you made, you will always be loyal to me, you know?"

Obama next to him wagged his tail desperately, as if to say "Know!" ”

"I'll love you more than your mother."

With these meaningful words, Amy and I waved goodbye and watched her walk away escorted by two men and a dog.