When Wang Yunyao and I arrived at home, it was already past ten o'clock, and the animals were still working in Bruce, and the house was empty, and there were no people.

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one at home, my brother was going to take a mandarin duck bath today, so I took off my shoes, put my arms around Yaoyao's waist from behind, and kissed her neck.

"Don't make a fuss, can you think of something else in your head, think about it every day when you get home!!" Yaoyao shoved me, twisted her little buttocks, and walked towards the room.

"Do you know when I look at you and don't feel it, you're in danger!!" I was quite unhappy, and followed her ass and slapped it with my hand.

"Who do you think you are rare! The team chasing the old lady is lined up outside the map! "Yaoyao is idle, she has nothing to say, she talks to me without a word.

The two of us opened the door, I couldn't bear it anymore, the lust in my lower abdomen, I directly put her on the bed, and shouted: "Oh, you goblin, look at the poor monk who accepted you!" ”

"Fuck off, go take a shower first!" Yaoyao pushed me and said.

"I found out that you women have a lot of things, and you have to take a bath every time for Mao, so is there a jump on Lao Tzu?" I said with some disappointment.

"Don't ink, go!"

"You come with me!" After I finished speaking, I looked at Yaoyao and walked to the bathroom, to be honest, I just owe it today, I'm idle, I have nothing to do.

After arriving in the bathroom, I began to undress, after all, it was the first time to take a mandarin duck bath, I was quite excited, humming a little song, not to mention how hi.

The so-called happiness and sorrow, soon trouble came, just when I took off my whole body clothes, Yaoyao frowned, rummaged in the clothes I took off, and looked very serious.

"What are you looking for?" I asked, a little curious.

"Meng Fei, where are your underwear??" Yaoyao searched for a long time, and finally stood up and asked me with a gloomy face.

"Uh, I lost," I said, a little overwhelmed, and blushed.

"Lost panties?? Miscellaneous?? Robbed?? Yaoyao was already on the verge of frenzy, like a tigress, crossed her waist and asked.

"Can you not talk about it?" I don't know how to explain it to her.

"Why can't you skip eating? You tell me, are you ** gone?? "I found that when women encounter something, they like to think about it.

"No, it's a loss of love!" I said a little bit of a scoundrel.

"You're fucking reasonable, you still say you'll fucking love me for the rest of your life, and you're fucking treating me like that!!" Yaoyao was really angry, kicked at me, and walked to the bedroom in a huff.

"Daughter-in-law, I really didn't **!!" I had a urge to kill right now, but I walked over and explained.

"Then you say, where are the panties?" Yaoyao stared at Shui Lingling's big eyes and continued to ask.

I was naked, walking back and forth in the house, my heart was full of entanglements, it was so fucking embarrassing to say this, don't talk about it, I have to fucking fight with my daughter-in-law, it's fucking unlucky, what the fuck is this!

"I'll be honest with you, I didn't bring a fucking paper to the toilet, I wiped it with a hundred dollars, I'm afraid of breaking the law, I wiped it with a steel hammer, I'm afraid of scratching my ass, Zuihou has no choice but to wipe it with my underwear, I definitely can't wear it after wiping, so I'll fucking throw it away!!" No matter how thick-skinned I am, I feel ashamed at this point.

"What about you making movies? Aren't you going to call and have someone bring you some paper? Are you fools? Yaoyao showed an expression that you and I were an idiot, and asked even more angrily.

"I said my phone was out of battery, believe it or not??" I'm a little unconfident, after all, it's a bit too coincidental.

"Hurry up and get out of here, do you think I look like a fool?" Yaoyao angrily bit me on the shoulder and kicked me again.

I'm really speechless, at this time my heart is extremely aggrieved, if Lao Tzu is really **, it's okay, but I haven't even touched a woman's hand, just such a dumb loss, I really can't accept it.

"Don't you believe it?" I'm going to spend the night with her tonight, and I'm going to figure this out.

"I want to believe that I am a fool, you get up, I will go home!!" Yaoyao was also quite angry, and said that she was going to get dressed.

"Okay, don't you have to embarrass me? Grass, I'm fucking leading you to find your pants, you open your big eyes and look at the pants length, what the fuck is shit, or sperm!! I grabbed him, got dressed, and went outside.

She didn't speak, let me pull, the two of us got into the car, rampage all the way, and rushed to Bruce again, I just got out of the car, just in time to see Chenchen and Wang Mumu standing at the door chatting.

"Why are you two here?" Chenchen asked with some surprise when he saw me, Wang Mumu said to him disdainfully: "Silly B can see that they are quarreling, do you have to ask it?" ”

"Fuck off, don't ink!" I kicked the two of them away and strode in, Wang Mumu and the others were stunned and followed in.

When we walked to the first floor, we fucking ran into Zhang Wei and Lei Zi again, two gossip men, who were also very curious to follow behind our butts.

I had already opened up at this time, in order to prove my innocence, whoever the wants to laugh can laugh, I didn't hesitate at all, walked to the men's toilet on the second floor, pushed open the door and ran to the toilet where I had squatted before.

It's very unfortunate that there are people in this pit, I don't care about the three-seven-twenty-one, kicked open the toilet door, and a surprising scene appeared, a gangster is inside, smoking marijuana, smoking is called a leisurely, and spitting smoke rings, it doesn't look like an ordinary stupid B.

"Big brother, what are you doing?" The thugs were visibly stunned, looking at us with some fear.

"It's none of your damn business, go, change the pit and smoke it!" I pulled him out, and no matter how dirty the paper basket was, I reached out and picked it up.

The people outside looked stupid, looking at me as if they were looking at a mental illness, Wang Mumu asked Wang Yunyao puzzled: "Is there a shortage of paper in our house?" ”

"Get out of here!" Yaoyao looked at me and didn't stop it, and scolded Wang Mumu.

I fucking dug it out for a long time and didn't find my pants, I remember that I was very careful to keep it from being seen, why the fuck was gone?

"Pretending again, you're pretending, are you crazy enough? Have you had enough? Yaoyao looked at me and said disdainfully.

"Has anyone ever been to the Mumu toilet?" I ignored Yaoyao and asked Wang Mumu.

"You fucking bullshit, can the toilet be fucking idle, **, drugs, shit, fart, don't you all have to fucking come like this?" Wang Mumu said unhappily.

"What the fuck mean, where are my pants??" I didn't choose what to say for a moment.

"What the are you yelling at me, where are your pants, how the do I know?" Wang Mumu's strength as an alternative outlaw came up again.

"Let's all calm down, let me ask you, has anyone come to the toilet to clean up?"

"Yes, there was a bunch of drunks just now, vomiting all over the floor, I asked the cleaner to clean up!" Chenchen answered me.

PS: Chapter 8 of the Explosion Week