Chapter 10 (I) Shelling of the High Seas

[Today's 10th shift begins, the first shift, ask for a monthly pass! ] 】

"Master Ji, what do you think Madman Gu wants to do?" Tang Shuxing looked at the sea and asked in a low voice, not to mention the boat on the sea, not even a seabird could be seen, from this point he knew that the ship was in the open sea, and when they were talking, they kept moving into the distance, because the seabird would not be too far away from the land or island, and they would die without a foothold.

"I don't know, but I think this Meilin Temple pirate group is quite powerful, look over there." Ji Kefeng turned his head sideways and pointed to the two camouflaged fishing boats that were one size smaller than the one he was in at the back of the boat, although the people on the boat were not loaded with live ammunition, and they pretended to be trawling to fish, but these people were also bald, and the braised egg heads were too obvious.

"How many ships are there to be strengthened? During the First Sino-Japanese War, there were many warships in the Qing Dynasty, and they were not beaten by the Japanese. Tang Shuxing shook his head, leaned his back against the railing and said, "I think that Gu Maniac is deliberately looking for medicine money, think about it, that list was taken away by Qi Mengsheng, Gu Maniac may have always wanted to get that list, why did he look for Bai Zhanqiu?" Obviously, it's not for the list or for the CD, what that kid is thinking in his head, you and I don't know, and I can't count him. ”

Ji Kefeng took a deep breath and smelled the smell of the sea breeze: "You can count, you don't want to count, you guy has been afraid of trouble since he was a child, when he went to school, the school was next to the army, and it only took five minutes to get to the door in a circle, what about you?" Every time you leave the army compound, you either climb over the wall or drill a dog hole. I just don't want to go the extra mile. ”

"Hey, it's tiring to walk, there's a shortcut not to take, why go around in circles? Cut. Tang Shuxing ignored Ji Kefeng, "I don't care, in short, no matter if I go to the dark island this time, or what chicken feather island I go to, if I don't get anything valuable, or if the disc is not sold, I will immediately turn around and return to China." It is also better to die in Zhenyang than to float on the sea. Even if you go back and be arrested and put in prison, at least you will have food, drink and a place to sleep. ”

"You really don't want to look for your dad?" Ji Kefeng remembered Gu Huaiyi's words.

"Stop! Don't talk to me about this, I'm going to get bored when I hear it. Tang Shuxing waved his hand, and suddenly saw a helicopter flying not far away. The helicopter circled over several fishing boats for a while before turning around. Before the helicopter flew in. The gun-wielding pirates on the fishing boats dodged into the cabins one after another, leaving only a handful of pirates dressed as fishermen to watch the planes in a pergola.

"Helicopters?" Tang Shuxing stood there and pointed to the plane and shouted, "Airplane." Flew over, flew over again, bye-bye, goodbye plane! ”

Ji Kefeng lowered his head and clasped his face with his hands, dodging the strange stares cast by the other pirates, then let go of his hand and smiled awkwardly at the others, and stretched out his hand to point at Tang Shuxing, and then pulled Tang Shuxing into the cabin. As soon as the two entered, they saw Gu Huaiyi standing at the window, opening the tattered curtains and looking outside, staring at the helicopter that was going away.

"Thai Navy." Gu Huaiyi said in a low voice, "Cambodia does not have this kind of naval carrier-based reconnaissance aircraft, and it cannot be the US military, the US military does not need to use reconnaissance aircraft, if it wants to attack you, just let the drone take off." ”

"I'll go!" Tang Shuxing turned around and looked for something that looked valuable in the room and stuffed it into his bag, and said as he stuffed it, "Hurry up and find something to pretend, it's not worth the trip, and then find a rubber boat or a swimming ring or something like that, jump into the sea and escape!" Navy, what are you kidding, this ship can't stand a single shot, what if they have missiles? Did you watch a movie? The American prisoner of war missiles flew directly over, and one building fell. ”

"It's a tomahawk! Not a prisoner of war! Ji Kefeng responded, "Tomahawk missiles are still needed to deal with pirates, do you think the Americans have money and nowhere to burn?" ”

Ji Kefeng no longer cares about Tang Shu's punishment, knowing that he is so virtuous, just standing beside Gu Huaiyi and watching how he analyzes, after all, he is a complete idiot when he goes to the sea, listening to Gu Huaiyi's tone, he knows everything about the sea, land and air, I don't know why this kid is young and young, why does he understand so many things?

The door opened, and Ye Sang appeared at the door sweating profusely, just about to speak, looking at Tang Shuxing's whole body with all kinds of things taken out of the house, his pockets were also stuffed, and he also had a polished jade pillar in his mouth, and he was dragging two turned out gold bars in his hands.

"You ......" Ye Sang looked at Tang Shuxing, and just as he was about to speak, Tang Shuxing rushed over directly.

"What are you? Look at how messy you made the captain's room, if the dead Captain Ethan knew that you made his room like this, he would definitely not be blind to death, I have always been kind-hearted, I like to clean, I love to be clean and hygienic, five talks, four beauties and three loves are my strengths, help you clean up these things that look like eyesore, find a bag, hurry up! After Tang Shuxing finished speaking, Ji Kefeng rubbed his forehead beside him.

Gu Huaiyi helped Tang Shu to relieve the siege, and stepped forward to ask, "The navy is here?" ”

Ye Sang nodded: "It's coming, I don't know how many ships there are, but it is estimated that there must be cannons." ”

"What nonsense! You idiots, there are helicopters, can a ship with a carrier-based helicopter be small? Tang Shuxing piled things on the table, "Also, don't you have radar, sonar, ultrasound, electromagnetic waves and anything like that?" ”

Ye Sang shook his head, as if to say: Big brother, we are just pirates, do you think there is no difference between pirates and the navy? We're going to have those gears, and we're going to rob them in the universe.

"He's right, ships with carrier-based helicopters are not small, weapons and equipment are not bad, these ships will definitely be finished, now, you let your ship scatter, let's gamble, whoever is caught up will die first." Gu Huaiyi finished speaking with a smile, then looked outside and said, "But compared with the speed of fishing boats and warships, even if you run in three directions, you will be caught up and killed." ”

"You can't fight, you can't escape, but the Thai Navy is very ruthless and never shows mercy to us, even if we give enough protection money, it's still the same." Ye Sang frowned and shook his head, "If you give it any longer, they will become pirates......"

"What if you surrender?" Tang Shuxing suddenly came out with a sentence.

The other three all turned their heads to look at him, and Gu Huaiyi shook his head with a smile. Ji Kefeng approached Tang Shu and said, "Second sentence, are you sick again?" They are pirates, and if they are caught, they will die, and if they don't die, they will be imprisoned for the rest of their lives. ”

"It's just surrender, who said they would be arrested." Tang Shuxing leaned against the table and looked at Ye Sang, "What are you running?" It's better to run or die, it's better to rush directly in the direction where the helicopter left, they warned us to stop, we stopped, we didn't believe that they didn't search us. Dare to shoot us directly without absolute evidence? And we didn't fly the pirate flag either. Your people with guns have all gone in, what are you afraid of? ”

Tang Shuxing's plan was very simple, wait for their sailors to come on board and search, and catch a few and catch a few. Catch it and take it hostage. Then Ji Kefeng and Gu Huaiyi jumped up and hijacked the warship with bombs strapped to them......

"Hey. Why do you have to tie up bombs with crazy Gu and you don't go? Ji Kefeng immediately retorted.

"I'll do it, you will do it. Nothing is wrong, right? Tang Shuxing refuted again.

Before Ji Kefeng could speak, he saw Gu Huaiyi smiling and nodding in agreement, and choked when the words came to his mouth, and Ye Sang also felt that this crazy plan seemed to be feasible, so an idiot came up with an idea, a madman agreed, and then a stupid Γ— began to implement it, but Ji Kefeng, a normal person, felt that this kind of plan was too stupid Γ—.

But things always change quietly when you are sure that they will change - when the three pirate ships chased in the direction of the helicopter, it didn't take long to find out that there was really a ship, and it was an attack boat, but everyone on board didn't know what it was called, only that there were guns and heavy firepower, and there was a helicopter parked behind, but this helicopter did not carry any weapons.

"Something is wrong!" Ye sang motioned for all three ships to stop, observed with his binoculars, looked up and down carefully at the Thai warship, and found that the warship was just floating on the surface of the sea at random, the electronic equipment was not started, and the engine was turned off. According to common sense, they are at this distance, and the other party has already sent a signal to warn, but why is there no movement?

"Look! I'll just say, what's there to be afraid of? The Thai army may still be afraid of us! Tang Shuxing grabbed the horn that had been prepared a long time ago, cleared his throat, leaned against the railing, and raised his head and shouted, "Brothers of the Thai Navy, we are the ...... of the Central Plains Field Army."

As soon as he said this, Ji Kefeng snatched the horn down and asked, "What are you talking nonsense?" ”

"I'm sorry, I remembered the movie lines again, I'll do it again." Tang Shuxing held the horn again, "Brothers of the Thai Navy, I am the master of the Tongrentang of Meilin Temple of the China-Cambodia Martial Arts Alliance, and I greet all the brothers on behalf of the China-Cambodia Martial Arts Alliance, comrades have worked hard!" ”

After speaking, Tang Shushu put down the horn, put the horn under his arm and began to applaud alone, the people around him looked at him, most of the pirates who knew Chinese, they all looked at each other and thought that this kid was taking drugs?

Ji Kefeng went to grab the horn, but Tang Shuxing glared at him and said, "Don't make trouble!" Get down to business! ”

Feed! That's what I should say, okay? Ji Kefeng reluctantly asked Gu Huaiyi for help, but Gu Huaiyi leaned there and smirked at the warship, as if waiting for the other party's response, Ji Kefeng was completely speechless, knowing that a madman must not be expected to stop an idiot.

"You have been surrounded to death, greasy and crooked, no one will be able to ......" Tang Shuxing began to directly read the lines of "Assembly", Ji Kefeng began to grab the horn, Tang Shuxing continued to shout towards the warship while running with the horn, "We have prepared two delicious things for you, one is a bullet, and the other is a cannonball, if you want to beat us to the end...... Oh mom, don't hit it, don't hit your face, damn it, tell you not to hit your face, my nose ouch hey! ”

Ji Kefeng stepped on Tang Shuxing and snatched the horn down, and when he turned back nervously to look at the warship, he found that the warship had drifted very close unconsciously, and the upper half of the warship could not be seen, and it was obvious that there were bullet holes in the parked helicopter, just when Ji Kefeng was stunned, Tang Shuxing snatched the horn again, and when he was about to shout again, a person appeared on the deck of the warship and waved his hand at them, as if he was drunk.

"Got all drunk?" Tang Shuxing put down the horn, and as soon as he finished speaking, he saw that the man was directly planted into the sea from the warship.

"Help!" Ji Kefeng immediately shouted, and then everyone stood at the edge of the deck, watching the other pirates cast their fishing nets and scoop up the man who fell into the sea, and the moment they fished out the sea, everyone saw that the man was covered with injuries all over his body, and his clothes were all covered with blood.

"Officer uniforms? This man is an officer on a warship? After scooping up the man, Ye Sang leaned over to the man and leaned over, "It looks like he was shot?" ”

When Ye Sang was about to touch his pulse with his hand, Gu Huaiyi directly grabbed his wrist, shook his head at him, and then signaled everyone around him to spread out, and pulled out the long machete hanging on the back of a pirate. Just after Gu Huaiyi pulled out the long knife and clenched it, the officer who had closed his eyes suddenly turned over and bounced, lying directly on the ground, vomiting "wow", spitting out a lot of things mixed with seawater, including things with mucus like human internal organs.

After vomiting, the officer's body went limp, and then his body shrunk into a ball, his limbs trembled, and then there was no more movement.

Gu Huaiyi squatted down, picked up the person's vomit with a knife, and then picked up the thing like internal organs, put it in front of Tang Shuxing, and asked, "What is this?" ”

Tang Shuxing took a closer look, and although he shook his head, he said in an affirmative tone: "Heart? ”

"Yes, heart." Gu Huaiyi threw the man's heart into the sea, and then asked the other pirates to use fishing nets to pour the man's body back into the sea, and then got up and said, "Someone saved us and harmed us." ”

"Why?" Ji Kefeng asked, and Ye Sang immediately asked the same question.

Tang Shuxing leaned against the railing and looked at the warship, muttering to himself: "This warship is too new, and the helicopter does not carry any armament." ”

"This is a target ship, the abandoned ship has been changed to the appearance of a warship, there is only an appearance, there is nothing in it, the navy dragged it to the sea for live-fire training." Gu Huaiyi looked up at the target ship, "Only the helicopter is true, the helicopter did not fly out of this warship, but escaped from somewhere else and was forced to land on the warship." ”

"Got it." Tang Shuxing nodded and said, "The helicopter first discovered the target boat, did not want to stop on the target ship, and continued to fly forward, and found that our few are just small fishing boats, unable to land, maybe the aviation fuel is running out, so we have to choose to stop on the target boat?" ”

"This means that this helicopter has known that this is a target ship for a long time, does it ...... Oops! Ji Kefeng's face changed, and he immediately said to Ye Sang, "Hurry up and tell the boat to turn around and escape!" We're in the drill area! As soon as Ji Kefeng finished speaking, a cannonball hit the upper side of the hull of the target ship, and the cannonball blasted a big hole in the hull superstructure, and scattered debris splashed in the sea, and a small part of it smashed on a pirate ship, causing those pirates to start fleeing in all directions, shouting frantically to turn around and escape.

The three pirate ships began to turn around and flee with difficulty, and most of them hid in the cabin, except for Gu Huaiyi, who was still standing on the deck, looking at the direction of the cannonballs, and did not dodge, but smiled.

"You're fucking stupid againΓ— aren't you?" Tang Shuxing dragged Gu Huaiyi and ran towards the cabin, but Gu Huaiyi pushed him away and just shook his head.

"Shake the feathers! You think you're also a braised egghead! Tang Shuxing went to drag it again, and Ji Kefeng also came over to help, but Gu Huaiyi just didn't leave, and raised his head to watch the second shell attack, this time the shell hit the underside of the hull, blasting out a big hole, and the splashed debris smashed the hull of the two fishing boats into countless holes. (To be continued......)