Chapter 162: People with unqualified IQs
Fu Yeqing walked up to me, I glanced at him and asked, "Why are you here?" ”
He replied as a matter of course: "Naturally, I came to pick up my wife back, Wang Dongjun has a surprise, I don't know if I have it?" ”
Jiayin doesn't know what to do, and he can't be a surprise and finally become a fright.
I pointed to the pile of mud outside the door and said, "Oh, that's the surprise, I just messed up." ”
Fu Yeqing glanced outside with his hand and encouraged: "It's inevitable to be rusty when you do it for the first time, just do it a few more times, wife, I believe in you." ”
Me: "......"
This time I was talking about my wife, as if others didn't know that I was your wife, Sister Qin glanced at me, she seemed to know Fu Yeqing, and she was a little surprised that Fu Yeqing called me my wife, but she was relieved and smiled at me.
I don't understand much about what Sister Qin's eyes are, but I don't have the heart to guess, the pair of living treasures here Wang Dongjun and Jiayin really make people laugh and cry.
Jiayin didn't show us, but she gave it to Wang Dongjun, of course she had to show it to Wang Dongjun, but she said hello in advance and said to Wang Dongjun very seriously: "Don't be too moved later, the old lady gave you a gift for the first time, don't cry for me, get ready." ”
Wang Dongjun stared at the box in Jiayin's hand, and couldn't wait to say: "Don't pretend to be mysterious, just open it and take a look, maybe it's not frightening." ”
There's a like-minded person here.
Jiayin glared at him: "Are you looking for practice?" ”
Wang Dongjun saw Jiayin's cold face, and immediately said: "Okay, okay, I'm cheap, wife, open it and let me be moved." ”
Wang Dongjun rarely calls Jiayin's wife, but in his heart, he has long recognized Jiayin as his wife, but this man doesn't seem to be willing to talk about love, and it is estimated that those nice words can be heard in bed.
These two people are also used to making trouble, and Jiayin pretended to glance at each of us mysteriously and said, "It's all ready, my masterpiece is about to appear." ”
Jiayin slowly opened the box, it was nothing like this, but Jiayin made the atmosphere a little tense, and our eyes moved with the movements of her hands, without even blinking our eyes.
When the contents of the box slowly appeared, the smile on the corner of Jiayin's mouth was even worse, looking forward to the moment when Wang Dongjun was moved, but as Wang Dongjun was opened little by little, the expectation on his face became confused, as if he was stupid.
We could see the contents of the box, and to be honest, I was at a loss at first.
Jiayin saw that we didn't speak, Wang Dongjun didn't say anything, poked Wang Dongjun's waist with his elbow and said, "What? Touched silly? Do you like it very much? I did these two things for two days to make them, and the colors on them are all on me, how about it? Isn't it impressive? ”
Looking at Wang Dongjun's stunned appearance, I want to laugh a little, if I didn't guess wrong, it is estimated that Wang Dongjun was the same as I was at the beginning, I thought wrong.
Wang Dongjun stretched out his lips, stretched out his hand and took out one of the duck-like ceramics in the box, put it in the palm of his hand and looked at it for a long time, still looking at Jiayin blankly: "You did this?" A surprise for me? ”
Jiayin saw Wang Dongjun's stupid expression and said with a cold face: "Wang Dongjun, what is your expression, dissatisfied?" ”
"Satisfied, satisfied." Wang Dongjun nodded again and again: "This duck is very beautiful and cute, I will definitely keep it when I go back." ”
Jiayin grinded his teeth, before Jiayin got angry, I hurriedly squeezed my eyebrows at Wang Dongjun and said: "Wang Dongjun, you are really blessed, you can let Jiayin give you this, this pair of mandarin ducks is really good-looking, and the meaning is good, you should really take it back and treasure it." ”
In fact, when Jiayin first opened the box, my first reaction was that it was a pair of ducks.
Wang Dongjun didn't understand what I meant, he was as stupid as a pig, and he especially emphasized: "Chu An, what kind of eyes do you have, this is obviously a duck, what a mandarin duck, it doesn't look like it at all, Fu Shao, do you think this is a duck?" ”
Wang Dongjun also deliberately approached Fu Yeqing to show him, this was really stupid, and he didn't notice that Jiayin's face was getting darker and darker, and there was smoke on the top of his head.
Fu Yeqing didn't help his brother, but stabbed his brother, and said very seriously: "Well, this really doesn't look like it." ”
I glanced at Fu Yeqing, and the real belly black turned out to be here.
Wang Dongjun said with a smile: "I'll just say, Chu An, did you hear it, your man doesn't say it's like it, what kind of eyes do you have, hey, wife, what's wrong with you?" Why is your face so ugly? ”
Jiayin's teeth grinded: "Wang Dongjun, what do you say this is?" ”
"Duck ...... Son. This time, Wang Dongjun replied a little unconfidently, looked at the things in his hand, and then looked at Jiayin's face, and said with a smile: "Wife, I have a bad look in my eyes today, I saw it wrong, I saw it wrong, this is a mandarin duck, I just said, how can this be like a duck, where is the duck so ugly, this is a mandarin duck." ”
Jia Yin ran violently: "Wang Dongjun, whether your special IQ is up to or not, let me tell you, if this child has an IQ level with you in the future, I will divorce you, and I will never let you harm my next generation and lower my IQ." ”
Jiayin stuffed the other mandarin duck in his hand into Wang Dongjun's hand, and walked outside angrily, Wang Dongjun wanted to cry without tears, and glared at Fu Yeqing: "Fu Shao, you can kill me." ”
Fu Yeqing said calmly: "I didn't say anything, everything is your failure here." ”
Fu Yeqing tapped his brain with his index finger, Wang Dongjun stared angrily, Jiayin had already run out, he held two mandarin ducks and the vase given to Shen Chuhan and immediately chased out: "Wife, wait, I was wrong......
After the two left, I couldn't help laughing, Sister Qin was also happy, she said: "It's really no wonder Mr. Wang, I thought Xiao Yang was a duck at first sight." ”
It's no wonder that Wang Dongjun started this, but he couldn't understand his eyes later, and his IQ was really failing.
After chatting with Sister Qin, Fu Yeqing and I also left, and when I returned to the car, I couldn't help laughing out loud when I thought of Jiayin and Wang Dongjun, the two living treasures, I looked at Fu Yeqing, who was the main driver, and asked: "You said that with Wang Dongjun's IQ and reaction, this is in the commercial field, and those who are not cheated don't want it." ”
Fu Yeqing hooked the corners of his lips and said, "Don't underestimate him, this can trap him, except for Yang Jiayin, I can't find a second one." ”
"Oh, then you mean that Wang Dongjun did it on purpose just now?"
"It's a little love between husband and wife." Fu Yeqing's deep eyes glanced at me with something else and said, "Wife, I think we should have a tacit understanding in this regard." ”
"Fu Yeqing, are you also looking for practice?" I laughed and said: "Which couple wants to quarrel, and Jiayin and Wang Dongjun have been enemies for many years, not to mention that there is a tacit understanding in quarrels, and there is also a tacit understanding in fighting, just because of the time and degree, we can't catch up." ”
Fu Yeqing thought for a while and said: "We must have a tacit understanding better than them in other places, how can we say that we also have two children, and they still have only one." ”
It's really an old driver, this is really erotic, it's not that ordinary people can't understand it.
Seeing that Fu Yeqing's car was driving directly in the direction of home, I said, "It's time for Jiajia to get out of school." ”
Fu Yeqing said: "I have already asked Wang Lin to pick it up, and I will ask Wang Lin to help bring it in the past two days." ”
I was surprised: "Why did you ask Wang Lin to help bring it?" ”
"Aren't you going to City A tomorrow? The tickets have been bought, and the plane with Wang Dongjun and them, Jiajia will not bring it this time, and after attending the wedding, she will take you around by the way. ”
Fu Yeqing meant that he would go with me, originally I didn't think he would go, although Shen Chuhan invited the two of us before, but the cold war between the two of us during this time is over, but Fu Yeqing is so busy, where can he find time to accompany me.
"You followed me, what about the company?"
"It's all arranged." Fu Yeqing drove with one hand, grabbed my hand with one hand and said: "Work can be done at any time, money can be earned at any time, but the time with you, a minute will be less." ”
Fu Yeqing really rarely accompanies me, every day is work, I can be stuffy and moldy at home, Jiayin can play everywhere and have fun, Wang Dongjun can also change tricks to tease her and have fun for her, but I don't like to walk around, and I don't have any friends, go out with Simu, Fu Yeqing is definitely not happy, with Jiayin, I am not interested in many things she likes, Jiajia goes to school again, and there is really no one to talk to.
Glancing at the ten fingers clasped hands, I pulled a smile and said: "Then I have to cherish this opportunity, President Fu has a lot of opportunities, and I have to take time out of my busy schedule, I have to think about where to go first, Shen Chuhan in City A must be the most familiar, but she should not have time to be a tour guide for us, it seems that she has to rely on herself." ”
Fu Yeqing clenched his hand tightly: "With me here, you only need to be responsible for having a good mood, and you don't need to think about anything else." ”
I looked at Fu Yeqing's perfect side face, bent the corners of his mouth, smiled without saying a word, the car flowed quietly, the silence added a sweetness, back home, tired in the pottery bar to do an afternoon of handicrafts, but also really tired, when Fu Yeqing went to make dinner, I went upstairs to sleep first, and then got up to eat when he was ready.
Fu Yeqing will go to City A tomorrow to clean up the things alone, I don't care about anything, like he said, as long as I am responsible for having a beautiful mood.
The next day, the plane at nine o'clock, we arrived at the airport at eight o'clock, slept early last night, even if we got up early, it was nothing, but Jiayin didn't seem to sleep enough, even in the waiting room, she also relied on Wang Dongjun to sleep, and after getting on the plane, she slept directly in City A.
City A is not far from Rongcheng, a two-hour flight, it was just noon to Rongcheng, Shen Chuhan and Shu Jing came to pick up at the airport early, Jiayin made up for sleep along the way, it was considered to be full, and the spirit came as soon as she got off the plane, her stomach was not very obvious, she was wearing loose clothes, and she couldn't see anything, so she walked with the wind, and when she saw Shen Chuhan, she opened her arms and went up to give a big hug: "Miss Shen Chuhan, who is about to become the happiest woman in the world, hurry up and take us back to eat, otherwise we will starve to death." ”
I smiled in the back and cleared up the relationship: "Hey, Jiayin, you're hungry alone, don't take the three of us with you, it's enough to be embarrassed and lose you alone." ”