Chapter 25: True. Five fowl plays
Compared with the frighteningly bloated "Giant Bear Form" of the upper limbs, the "Buck Form" gives people the impression that the changes in the lower limbs are extremely inconsistent, especially Qin Hunt's thigh muscles are more terrifying than Chunli in "Street Fighter".
Qin Hunt kicked his calf back violently like pedaling a bicycle, but he heard a muffled sound of "bang", under the action of huge recoil, there was an obvious footprint on the solid bluestone slab surface, and Qin Hunt was like a detached cannonball rushing out, the speed may not be as fast as Lan Xiaoyu's indistinguishable speed, but he was a big living person who ran out of the momentum of the F1 car, and the violent air flow blew so that Yao Jing couldn't open his eyes for a long time.
"Hahahaha, bear blind, you want to run away after offending Dr. Ben? Ay...... How do you feel like I've said this recently? β
Qin Hunt lowered his body and leaned forward at forty-five degrees, stepped on two sturdy long legs, ran and jumped directly onto the roof, and "stepped on" and went straight to Xiongba, at first glance, it was quite a bit of Naruto's chic style, but if you look closely, his running posture is not like a stag, but more like a flying ostrich.
Listening to the constant sound of broken tiles on the roof behind him, Xiong Ba only felt that his heart was about to be scared out, he was out of breath, he panicked, he saw the stitches, these seven turns and eight turns, so that he even lost his sense of direction, and ran to the end, almost following his instinct to drill into the passage that appeared in the field of vision!
The scenery in front of Xiong Ba's eyes is constantly changing, and the complexity of the gray alley is obviously beyond Xiong Ba's expectations, plus he doesn't dare to stop and look at the road carefully, so he can only run more and more dizzy, and when he is finally so tired that he slows down his pace, holding on to the corner of the wall and panting, don't say anything to find the exit, he can't even tell the difference between southeast and west.
Seven or eight crane-haired, childish-looking, spirited old men and old women, each holding a fan, a teapot and a small horse, sitting in the shade of a tree not far away to enjoy the cool chat, seeing Xiong Ba this uninvited guest, one by one is not surprised, but after glancing at him a few times, he leaned his head and whispered, and from time to time let out a low laugh, this arrogant appearance, Xiong Ba is angry.
When Xiong Ba entered the gray alley, he had already noticed that the people in the alley were mixed with shemales, and most of them were old and weak people with thin demon power, some of them were even obviously disabled, either missing an eye, or a broken leg, in the eyes of Xiong Ba, who had been fighting for many years, it was simply a group of wastes who had no cultivation and ate and waited for death.
With this bunch of waste, you dare to laugh at your Uncle Xiongba?
Xiong Ba's anger rose from his heart, evil was born from the side of his guts, and taking advantage of Qin Hunt's piercing footsteps was still a little distance, he roared directly and rushed into the old crowd, wanting to teach these old immortals a lesson, and then take a few hostages by taking advantage of the situation, even if he couldn't force Qin Hunt, who was shouting for Tianxingdao, to back down, he finally asked the way to escape.
Xiong Ba's little mung bean eye swirled around in the crowd and quickly locked on to the most suitable hostage target!
It was a thin, one-eyed old man with sharp beak and monkey gills, even if he didn't have fiery eyes, he rushed to the smell of monkeys that could be smelled from afar, and Xiong Ba could also be sure that it was an old monkey who had only become a fine old monkey.
Tuo Qin Hunt's sharp-eyed blessing, Xiong Ba's favorability towards monkeys is completely zero, and he wants to slaughter two monkey cubs to vent his anger, but now the monkey cubs don't have it, and replace it with an old monkey, and it's okay for the time being.
Xiong Ba stretched out his arms like an eagle catching a chicken, and pounced at the one-eyed old man, but before his fingers caught the corners of the one-eyed old man's clothes, he felt that his body had been hit many times one after another, and no less than five or six demonic attacks of different attributes beat him so that he didn't even feel pain, and when he fell to the ground, he realized that this group of old men and women were not thin in demonic power, but free to retract.
Sun Houzi wiped a handful of cold sweat, arched his hands and thanked several neighbors, to say that this bear bully's eyes are also very poisonous, Sun Houzi is the weakest among this group of monsters, and his cultivation has only been refined for more than a hundred years, and his natal magic weapon has long been lost.
At the same time, Qin Hunt also arrived at the scene, he took a cheerful step, jumped three times and fell from the roof on the side, and when he landed, he also used Xiong Ba's ass as a meat pad, and the two heavy big feet almost didn't step out of Xiong Ba's poop.
"Yo, grandparents, haven't your skills degraded yet? It seems that it will be no problem to live for another two or three hundred years~"
For the monsters, even if they are old monsters who can be their eighteenth generation ancestors, Qin Zhan does not have the respect for mortal old men, he casually waved his hand as a greeting, but these old monsters are one by one respectfully bent over Qin Hunt and bow their hands, not to mention what they think in their hearts, at least on the surface, they are definitely deferential.
Sun Houzi had an empty eye socket, but he stared at Qin Zhan for a long time, squeezing his eyebrows, that look was a little funny, and even a little crazy, he nodded and shook his waist repeatedly, and also opened his mouth to compliment: "Thank you for your auspicious words!" I don't dare to think for two or three hundred years, as long as there is still Xiao Qin Ye in Gray Clothes Lane, we poor little demons can have a peaceful life for another hundred years......"
Qin Zhan's face was blank, and he stepped on Xiong Ba's feet with disdain, and replied coldly: "Hmph, don't be a master, I don't understand the meaning of your words, you are waiting to boil the master and me to death, and no one will care about you anymore......"
Sun Houzi's sweet voice was very sharp, mixed with a bit of Kunqu Opera, he curled up and arched his hand again, and said with a smile: "Ouch~ Let's just point to Xiao Qin Ye and you support this old bone~ Xiao Qin Ye, when will you get married and have children?" Let's all wait to see the demeanor of the next generation of Qin family masters~"
"Heh, the head of the Qin family is still my master, I am still a young master now, why am I in such a hurry to give birth to a little young master? No hurry, no hurry. β
Qin Zhan pouted his lips shyly, said a few words, and picked up the frightened Xiong Ba, who was paralyzed, and said with a smile: "Hey, bear blind, do you believe my words now?" β
Xiong Ba nodded in shock, bit his tongue and stammered, "Believe it...... I believe it! Uncle, you're a druid! β
"Smack!"
Qin Hunt slapped Xiong Ba for the third time, but seeing that he looked solemn and angry, he reprimanded him with righteousness: "You bear blind man is not only blind with open eyes, but also blind with eyes outside the worship of foreign flattery!" What kind of bird thing is a druid, this set of things I played, sir, but it is a serious local product, called five bird play! β
Xiong Ba was so aggrieved that he cried, he was completely collapsed by Qin Hunting, he suddenly felt that he was very naΓ―ve and ignorant, he was a hillbilly bear in the mountains, how did he know that someone could play the five birds so coolly?
Xiong Ba also accepted his fate, and he didn't care about the demon pill in front of him that Qin Hunt wanted to steal him, just thinking that even if he died, he couldn't die in a daze, he snorted, raised his head and asked: "Your Qin family in Gray Lane is the inheritance of Hua Tuo's real people?" (Note: The Five Fowl Opera was created by Hua Tuo at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty.) οΌ
At this moment, Xiong Ba only felt that he had been complacent about his experience and lifespan, in the face of the five thousand years of civilization inheritance in China, how small and humble, if God can give him another chance, he must study hard, study hard, and be a good bear with profound knowledge.
Qin Zhan scratched his face, first a little puzzled, as if he didn't understand why Xiong Ba had a relationship with Hua Tuo of the Eastern Han Dynasty, until Sun Houzi quietly stepped forward and reminded him in a whisper, this little overlord in Gray Lane who didn't learn and didn't know how to do it woke up like a dream, revealing a look of shame.
"Uh...... Xiong Ba, you think too much, our old Qin family has nothing to do with Hua Tuo, Hua Tuo's line is in Bozhou, Hui Province...... My five-bird opera was created especially for me by my master, and it has been around for almost ten years, right? Well, thanks to your reminder today, in order to make it easier to distinguish, I decided to name our set of five poultry plays ...... True. Five fowl plays! Hehehehehe......"
Lao Tzu, you hehe! Come back! Give back my shock and emotion of the long history of Chinese civilization!
Xiong Ba fluttered his limbs and struggled like crazy for another wave, only to be transformed into a druid giant bear form by Qin Hunt...... Ah, no, really. The bear shape in the five bird drama was pressed to the ground and smacked hard, and finally he was so dazed that he was dragged away by Qin Hunt, leaving only the bloodstains that made people tremble all the way......