22 boiled stool in white water The car accident attracted onlookers
"Boss, come five big kidneys, and ten lamb kidneys, if there is a bullwhip, bake a pair for me! What other leeks, onions or something, all of them are energetic, and my brother is not afraid to spend money. ”
The cow bolt pillar was very cool, and the eyes of those men looking at the three women around him made his self-esteem greatly satisfied, and in order to make the others even more blushing, he deliberately shouted out a large list of aphrodisiac foods, regardless of whether these things he had never eaten were as delicious as the legend.
You're sick, you don't feel angry when you order such a bunch of water, I think you might as well have a bowl of urine, cook some leeks and onions, and it's over. The Howling Dog scolded.
And the faces of the three girls are not very good-looking, Xiao Tao and Rulan fought left and right on Niu Shuzhu's legs, and twisted out two purple blackened butterflies on his two legs, even Xiaoyu glanced at Niu Shuzhu complainingly, and then blocked his face with a menu.
Poor Niu Tiezhu, obviously tears fell from the pain, but he had to pretend to be indifferent in front of outsiders, the real people were noble, and the people were guilty.
"Come on, five big kidneys, ten sheep kidneys, you four eat first, the bullwhip is not cooked, it will be fine in a while." The man put the stuff on a tray and brought it up.
"Hey, wait a minute." When the guy was about to turn around and leave, he was stopped by Xiao Tao.
"Please put this plate next to the ditch across the road, and let whoever orders it squat on the ground and eat it, and then bring us thirty lamb skewers, three chicken wings, and a casserole tofu. By the way, what else do you want? ”
"One casserole is not enough to eat, I'll have another vinegar pepper tofu." Such as Landau.
"Then Xiaoyu also has a seafood tofu, one for each person." Xiao Tao is in charge.
"Why don't you order a casserole for the cow bolt?" Xiaoyu asked.
"No, no, I'll just eat the tofu of the three of you." Niu Xuanzhu said with a wicked smile.
Rulan rewarded the bull bolt pillar with a punch.
"Roll on the ground and eat yours, man, give him a bowl of intestinal soup in a while, the large intestine doesn't need to be washed, just boil it and serve it to him, he likes the original flavor, and he doesn't have to eat it after washing." Such as Landau.
"Three sisters, are you sure? The large intestine is not washed? The guy asked, embarrassed.
"Don't wash!" Xiao Tao and Rulan said in unison.
At this time, the owner of the food stall came over.
"Three little sisters, it's not that I don't make it for you, I'm a twenty-year-old shop, and I've always been responsive to what customers order, but there is no difference between this one you ordered and boiled stool in white water, this stool can stink to death when it's cold, boiled and boiled, do you dare to think about the taste? I guess my stall will be ruined in your hands from now on, my limit is to give this brother a sashimi cold salad with large intestines, without washing, how about it? ”
The boss's words drew a burst of laughter from the surroundings, and even the three girls were amused by the boss's humor.
The joyful atmosphere of the food stalls attracted the attention of pedestrians on the road, and also attracted the sideways glances of a man and a woman in a BMW.
"Cut~ A group of small citizens, I am most disgusted with these poor people, they have no quality, no ability, no ability, and they are still poor and happy all day long." The woman with heavy makeup shook the food stall with disdain.
The man didn't answer, his gaze was like a radar spotting the target, staring at Xiaoyu deadly.
"Ah~ Be careful!" The woman noticed that an electric tricycle selling porridge suddenly appeared in front of her.
The man was startled, quickly turned around, and braked sharply under his foot while turning the steering wheel sharply.
The BMW car stopped grazing the edge of the tricycle, and the difference of 0.03 cm will be scratched by the electric tricycle, and the tricycle is not so lucky, in order to avoid the BMW, a sharp turn, the tricycle full of porridge suddenly rolled over, and the hot porridge spilled all over the road, fortunately, the tricycle master jumped off the car in time to not be pressed under the car.
The accident here immediately caused a commotion, and it took less than three seconds, and then the people who surrounded it, who were less than 1.85 meters tall, could not see the scene of the crime.
There are a total of twenty tables on the side of the food stalls, and twelve tables are vacant at the first time, and the people at the remaining tables are a little slower, so they can only streak at the black pressure wall.
"Cut, what's there to see, Chinese love to watch lively, boring, I'm not so cheesy." That's what the chokeholders say next.
The rest of the many people suddenly had a feeling of sympathy, all nodded to each other, and also started a big discussion with the same enemy that should not be lively, and listed the ten deadly sins of loving to watch the lively, under their mutual deception and self-deception, the annoyance finally faded, but I really felt that my group of people were gentlemen, and watching the excitement was inappropriate with their own identity.
At this time, there was a woman's abuse at the scene of the accident, as well as the exclamations of the onlookers, which meant that this excitement had moved away from the ordinary level and developed into a very beautiful excitement.
Six of the remaining eight tables stood up, and finally they ran to the scene of the incident, and they didn't care about being a gentleman anymore, even if they couldn't see it, they could listen closer.
The three girls are still sitting in place, their demeanor is still the same, but they have lost the focus of everyone, what does this mean? This shows that sometimes it is better to be lively than beautiful.
Of course, if it's a hands-on, bloody accident is even more beautiful, the best is the dead, the dead in the accident is more attractive than any beauty, usually watch TV dead people, finally have the opportunity to see the living person die on the spot, how can you miss it?
"Hey, where's the bullbolt?" Xiaoyu suddenly found that the cow bolt pillar was gone.
"That guy rushed over to see the excitement as soon as possible, and it's a shame that he didn't go to the Olympics for sprinting." Xiao Tao pointed in the direction of the crowd.
It just so happened that at this time, three tofu casseroles had been served, and the boss magically served three hot casseroles at the same time with two hands and arms, and that kind of juggling posture made the three girls sweat for him.
"Boss, why did you serve us food yourself?" Rulan asked with a smile.
"The stinky boy who worked part-time ran to see the excitement." The boss said helplessly.
"Boss, those people haven't paid yet, aren't you afraid that they will evade the bill?" Xiaoyu looked at the empty food stalls and worried about the boss.
"Hey, little girl, it's the first time I've been here for 20 years, and all the people who come are regular customers, don't look at them sloppy all day long, and they don't have much money, but the more people like this, the more they won't be repaid, and even if they do, there is not much money at this table, okay, my skewers are going to be mushy, this stinky boy, let the old man be busy by himself, I really don't know if he is the boss or I am the boss."
The boss laughed and complained about his buddy while going back to busy grilling skewers, and the boss's casual words made the three girls a little surprised, here, there is such trust between people, this trust and understanding has long been extinct in the upper class and high-quality talents, but in this food stall with a low average education, is it lucky or unlucky?
At this time, among the other people at the table who remained, a man with long hair suddenly stood up and walked towards the three girls.