Male and female double majors

After I sent Xie Yuting's father and daughter, I went home and found all the cards, thinking that I would go to the bank tomorrow to check how much money I still had.

When Huang Ju saw that I was looking for a bank card, he knew that I wanted to use money, so he asked me, "Do you use money?" The 400,000 passbook is still with me, and I haven't touched it yet. ”

I ignored the yellow oranges, found them in my usual bag, and turned on the TV to watch them. Huang Ju kicked me in the ass: "Alas, what's the matter with you, you took the wrong medicine, and you ignore people for nothing." ”

I squinted at Huang Ju and said fiercely, "You kick again!" ”

Huang Ju ignored my threat and kicked me in the ass again, but much lighter than before.

I looked at Huang Ju, then grabbed her by the arm, pulled her down on the bed, and rolled over and rode on top of her. I crossed her arms over her chest, leaned my head half-down in front of her face, and said to her, "If you dare again, I won't be so talkative." ”

Huang Ju didn't squeak, but her face immediately turned red. To my surprise, instead of resisting, she blushed or something. Then, I immediately reacted, and the current actions of me and Huang Ju are the same kind of missionary sex positions, except that we are both dressed now.

Thinking of this, I immediately got up from Huang Ju's body, and at the same time let go of the hand that grabbed Huang Ju, but Huang Ju still didn't move. I looked at Huang Ju after two minutes, and Huang Ju's face was still red, and when she saw me turn her face, she turned her back to me, but she didn't get out of bed.

I felt a little angry, so I didn't speak. I went straight to the toilet and brushed my teeth.

When I came out, Huang Ju was packing up and she had taken my chess pieces apart. Put it on the bed, see me come out, take my shirt in your hand, and ask me, "How do you have a chess piece from you, how do I look like an ivory one?" ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately threw myself on the bed and picked up two chess pieces and looked at them. It's really different from ordinary chess.

The chess pieces are white, a little translucent, and a little yellowish. But I think it should be some kind of resin. He threw it in the box and said to Huang Ju, "What are you kidding, it's plastic." ”

Huang Ju stopped what he was doing and picked up his bag. Take out a small bag. He took out a comb, threw it next to me, and said, "Look at it, it's not very similar." ”

I picked it up and compared it, and it was really a bit like it, that is, the comb of the yellow orange was more yellow than the chess piece. Huang Ju put down his bag, lay down on the bed, and snatched it from my hand. He compared it and asked me, "How is it?" Isn't it the same. ”

I rubbed my face and thought about it, it was indeed a bit like that. Thinking about it again, it should be more expensive, otherwise, Mr. Zhang would not have sent it to me, in the end, I still helped him a lot this time.

I asked Huang Ju, "How much is your comb?" ”

Huang Ju was stunned for a moment and said, "More than a hundred yuan." ”

I wilted again, and said to the orange, "Even if it's ivory, it's worth a few dollars." You can take it and play with it. "I thought, a comb is only 100 yuan, and a chess game is 10,000 yuan at most.

Huang Ju looked at me and said disdainfully: "You are really dirty, how thick my comb is, how big your chess is, you don't want to think about how big the ivory can be to make chess." ”

I thought about it, but I didn't think of a single reason. I went to the toilet to pee and get ready for bed.

I've heard people say that a gentleman should be to lift the toilet mat when peeing, and then cover it when you're done. When I got to the toilet, I just lifted the mat of the toilet bowl, and suddenly I felt a lot of pain in my stomach, so I squatted down and covered my stomach, and slowly, I couldn't stand the pain, and I screamed.

When Huang Ju helped me, I realized that Huang Ju came in, I did feel a little pain and couldn't stand it, Huang Ju came in to help me, I couldn't stand up, and my pants were half pulled.

It took about half an hour or so for me to stand up. Huang Ju looked at my lower body, and I was embarrassed to lift my pants.

Huang Ju looked at me and said, "I think it's almost, you can go back tomorrow and practice with your wife, your wife and your current cultivation are almost the same." ”

I was embarrassed to say anything, I ran to the bed and was about to fall asleep, when I suddenly remembered that I still had the urge to urinate. I tried hard, I didn't feel any urine, I suddenly thought, is it, I have just expelled unnaturally, the more I think about it, the more embarrassed I become, so I put on the quilt and go to sleep.

I may have just fallen asleep and suddenly felt a pain in my chest, although it was not too bad, but it did hurt all the time, it was the kind of angina pectoris, it was very uncomfortable. I rolled back and forth on the bed, moaning slowly.

Huang Ju was still in the bathroom, heard my voice, ran out in his pajamas, helped my body and asked, "What's the matter, you're okay, right?" ”

I felt like it was all beads of sweat, squeezing out two words in the case of pain: "Heartache." Then, the tumbling howl continued.

Unexpectedly, Huang Ju exclaimed excitedly: "Great! As he spoke, he slapped it twice. If I had been able to get up, I would have shot her to death.

Then, Huang Ju continued: "It must be your wife who is practicing, you can almost practice together." ”

Now, I suddenly remembered that it was indeed similar to the pain when I was practicing, but it was obviously more uncomfortable than when I practiced it myself.

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I said to Huang Ju: "Tell Li Mingzhu quickly, let her stop, I will die of pain." ”

Huang Ju looked at me and smiled, and said, "You still know that Lu Dao is uncomfortable, how did people suffer in those days, you can take it for a while." ”

Soon, in about ten minutes, my pain passed. I immediately called Li Mingzhu and said, "Mingzhu, are you practicing, I felt it just now." "I didn't even dare to say: I was dying of pain.

Li Mingzhu said: "I also felt it, I felt a little pain, so I stopped, I don't know if it will have an impact." ”

I was a little weak, maybe with a sense of gentleness, and said to Li Mingzhu: "Then, I'll go to you tomorrow, let's practice together and force Gu out." ”

Li Mingzhu said very gently: "Okay, when are you coming, I'll wait for you at home." "I suddenly felt a hint of happiness, is this what we said: people are in bed, rice is in the pot.

The next day, I had breakfast, went around the unit and went to Li Mingzhu's. Li Mingzhu cleaned the house, sat on the sofa and waited for me, and when he saw me arrive, he took me into the house.

When I went into the house, I saw that the bed was clean, and two chair cushions were placed. Li Mingzhu and I sat cross-legged on the bed. We looked at each other for a moment and started to do the exercises, and on the first Sunday, we didn't have any reaction, but I felt very hot, so I took off my clothes and sat on the mat with my pants on.

I looked at Li Mingzhu, her hair was in locks, and her body was dripping with sweat. I said to Li Mingzhu, "Otherwise, you should take off your coat too." It's too hot. ”

Li Mingzhu looked at me, smiled, wiped the sweat with his arm and said, "It's okay, I'm okay." So we started working again.

It wasn't until the third big week that I felt a little pain in my heart. I took a look at Li Mingzhu, she seemed to be more painful than me, her teeth were fighting, and her body was trembling, but she still persevered.

We practiced together for ten big weeks, and we forgot to eat. Our pain seems to have decreased a lot, and it is no longer so uncomfortable, but I think about it later, maybe I can bear it anymore, so I don't feel so uncomfortable anymore.

Actually, I don't want to stop yet, mainly because Li Mingzhu can't sit still. When it was over, I quickly stood up. Li Mingzhu was still sitting there still, her body was soaked in sweat into a circle.

I grabbed Li Mingzhu's arm and asked her, "How is it, you are fine, I'll help you up." ”

Li Mingzhu smiled reluctantly, waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I'll take a break." ”

I looked at my watch, and it was past three o'clock in the afternoon, so I said to Li Mingzhu, "Mingzhu, I'll go downstairs and buy something to eat." ”

Li Mingzhu shook his hand at me, and I didn't understand what it meant, so I leaned over to Li Mingzhu's side. Li Mingzhu said to me in a weak voice: "There is a drink in the living room, you can drink it yourself." ”

When I went to the living room, I saw that it was a sports drink prepared, and I thought Li Mingzhu was really attentive. So I opened a bottle and gave it to Li Mingzhu. Li Mingzhu said weakly: "Put it down, I can't drink it." Then he pointed to his stomach.

I thought, too, Li Mingzhu is definitely not suitable for drinking drinks now, so I went to pour a glass of pure water, went to the kitchen to add a little salt, and served it to Li Mingzhu.

Li Mingzhu seemed to have to hold his waist with one hand to sit still, so I took the bowl and fed Li Mingzhu a bowl of water with the help of Li Mingzhu's one hand.

Li Mingzhu's spirit seemed to be much better, and he no longer seemed so pale when he smiled at me, but he only said two words: "Thank you!" ”

I looked at Li Mingzhu at this time, and suddenly remembered the lively and spicy Li girl I saw for the first time. My heart hurt for no reason, and I quickly picked up the drink and drank it with my face up, I was afraid, I would shed tears when I lowered my head.

I put on my clothes, said hello to Li Mingzhu, and went downstairs to buy food. (To be continued......)