119 Pretending to be stupid has a price, biting first and then crushing
An extremely nervous emotion spread in everyone's hearts, and space, space, and space seemed to freeze in that one.
Knowing that the leader of the Kagyu sect was actually under everyone, everyone on the side of the cow bolt pillar was nervous and speechless, originally everyone was not the opponent of this sect leader, and now everyone was entangled and couldn't move, it was simply a lamb to the slaughter; On the other hand, the leader of the Kagyu Sect was also extremely scared in his heart, he was an ordinary person without mana now, he was about to die just by being pressed like this, how could he still be the opponent of Niu Xuanzhu and others, not to mention anything else, if he was bitten a few more times, he would definitely cry.
Niu Xuanzhu was wondering: why did this sect leader run under the body of himself and others, and he didn't make a move after being pressed for so long, what kind of conspiracy did he have, or was his head directly crushed by everyone.
The sect leader was extremely incomprehensible: how did this group of people run out of the Qiankun bag, it was the magic weapon of his master (formerly) Taishang Laojun, how could these mortals run out, and what should they do next? If you can't think of a way to let them know that you can't use your mana within 10 seconds, then you can only be crushed to death by them.
"Sect Master, you're talking." Niu Shuzhu asked.
"Who is the Master? Why are you on me, hurry up and give it to me, I'm going home and tell my mother, woo woo~" The sect leader cried.
"I'm really stupid by us." The corners of Niu Shuzhu's mouth were about to grin to the back of his head, and he shouted excitedly at the others.
Su Xing said: "Be careful not to be deceived by him, such a big mana is so easy to be stupid by us, he must have some conspiracy!" ”
Niu Xuanzhu felt that what Su Xing said made sense, this sect leader didn't bleed on his head and didn't pick up his bag, so he didn't look like he had been hit in the head.
"Sect Master, don't pretend, do you still use your boundless mana to play with us?" Niu Zhuzhu said to the sect leader.
"You're pretending, you hurry up and go down for me, crush me to death." The sect leader's voice became milky, and he looked like he was about to cry.
Niu Xuanzhu said to Su Xing: "Brother Su, what kind of conspiracy do you say he can have, with his strength, if he wants to kill us, just before we find him, he can just shoot directly, there is really no need to take such a big risk." ”
Su Xing couldn't guess the reason, but he just felt that the current sect leader was very suspicious.
The monkey said: "It doesn't matter if he's really stupid or stupid, let's just kill him, if it's a fake stupid, he will definitely fight back, if it's really stupid, anyway, he has done so many bad things, and he deserves to die." ”
"Ah, the monkey can actually speak, woo, Mom, I want Mom, I met a monster, and the monster wants to eat children~" The sect leader's frightened tears flowed out, as pitiful as he wanted.
"Shut up, crying again will really let the monster eat you!" The way of intimidation and teaching.
Seeing Niu Xuanzhu's fierce appearance of a bad uncle, the sect leader really held back his crying, and only sobbed uncontrollably.
"Look at him, he really doesn't look like a pretend, the crying pear blossom with the rain is pitiful." Niu Shuzhu couldn't help but say to everyone.
The squirrel said: "Nonsense, can we see it?" Just say what you want to do if you don't kill him. ”
Niu Xuanzhu said: "I think his IQ level is only 3 years old, he looks pretty good and is fine-skinned and tender, I think it is better to bring it back to City B to apply for a senior male public relations must be very profitable, many perverted old women and men like him like this little Zhengtai, what do you say?" ”
Su Xing said: "Do you think it's appropriate for you to say this in front of a criminal police captain?" Besides, you can even think of using him to make money, the risk is too high, even if he has amnesia now, but he will remember it all one day, and he won't hate you to death by then, and it is estimated that you won't be able to hate you if you eat it raw. ”
"This is simple, isn't Xiao Ai able to seal people's memories, let her seal his memories and it will be over."
Snow Fox said: "Hey, how does the master know that I can seal the memory, but I can only seal my own, not on other people's bodies, but I can make him lose consciousness at any time." ”
"Hmm...... That's not good, guests don't like to play with dead fish. Niu Xuanzhu thought for a while and continued, "It's okay, I'll use a frying pan to give him a head every two or three days, and make sure that his IQ keeps going downhill." ”
Su Xing said: "Count you ruthless, if he knew that you had this thought, I would rather die than suffer from this living sin and humiliation." ”
The sect leader blinked his two innocent eyes and looked at Niu Shuzhu, looking like he didn't understand what they were talking about, but he had already scolded Niu Shuzhu to death in his heart, he felt that his heart was black enough, he didn't expect this guy to be able to come up with such a torturous method, just listening to the chrysanthemum was itchy and tight.
Fortunately, the sect leader is glad that he thinks that his danger has passed under his superb acting skills, and he is already thinking about how to take revenge on these people in front of him, especially Niu Shuzhu, when he recovers his mana for a while, he is evil and wants to use Niu Shuzhu's insidious means to deal with Niu Shuzhu, and get him to the poorest (Tibetan) area, so that the Tibetans there can serve Niu Shuzhu's **, You must know that the (Tibetan) people who have grown up eating beef and drinking goat's milk for generations are proud of the whole country, and even not inferior to the (Soviet) Union Lao Maozi, it is estimated that it will not take long to torture the cow bolt pillar to death. This guy deserves it, who made him want to use such a subordinate means against himself.
Sect Leader Jihua is very good, but he still underestimates Niu Zhuzhu's neurotic qualities, and his nerves are destined to withstand the harsh test of Niu Zhuzhu's nonsensical behavior.
"Call Daddy." Niu Shuzhu said to the sect leader, "I am your own father. ”
"It's not~" The sect leader felt that he was almost exposed.
"Hey, you seem to remember a lot of things. So who do you say your dad is? Niu Zhuzhu said vigilantly.
"My dad...... It's Superman! "The Sect Master has done the most he can be improvised.
"I'm Superman, call Dad, don't ask Dad to feed you to monsters."
The sect leader was very helpless, and after thinking about it, he could only say softly: "Dad." He felt that this was the only way to avoid Niu Zhuzhu from doubting him and asking more difficult questions.
And the obedience of the sect leader made Niu Xuanzhu suspicious.
"Phew, you deserve it too." Niu Xuanzhu's face suddenly changed, and a mouthful of saliva spat on the sect leader's face.
"You!" The fire in the sect leader's heart suddenly jumped up, revealing a hideous expression that only adults can have for a moment, but it was also in an instant that he regained his angry childly appearance, "Bah, bah~" and spat back.
At that moment, the expression changed, Niu Xuanzhu was almost sure that the sect leader was absolutely pretending, but he didn't want to expose the other party now, because now everyone couldn't move at all, even if they knew that the sect leader was pretending, they couldn't kill the other party, once the sect leader was exposed, it was likely to arouse the sect leader's murderous intent, which would be too unfavorable to his side.
Niu Zhuzhu said: Don't you love to pretend, Lao Tzu will let you pretend to be enough, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up.
"You really don't remember anything?" Niu Zhuzhu began to dig a pit for the leader.
"Well, I want Mom, you're all bad people." The Patriarch said.
"You don't remember how to find your mother, do you remember what your mother looked like?"
"Uh...... I don't remember, I don't remember anything. ”
"Okay, I'm not lying to you, in fact, I'm a miracle doctor, these animals are the ones I used to make them able to speak human words, aren't they powerful?"
"Wow, really? Uncle is amazing. ”
After saying this, the sect leader regretted a little, he felt that even if he wanted to pretend to be amnesia, he shouldn't be so easy to deceive, this IQ was too low, but the words had already been said and it could only be like this, so he had to revise his script again and lower his IQ level for playing a child.
"Uncle will help you heal your illness, let you remember all the forgetting, and then take you to your mother, okay?" The Ox Bolt Pillar Loving Word.
The monkey thought that Niu Zhuzhu was serious, and hurriedly said: "You are sick, and you have to help him get back his memory." ”
Niu Zhuzhu said: "Shut up, how pitiful the child is." ”
The Sect Leader said, "Yes, yes, Uncle Xiexie. Uncle, can you please stop pressing me, I'm so uncomfortable. ”
Niu Xuanzhu shook his head and said: "Child, we are actually pressing you just to help you heal, only in this way will the blood in your body flow to the brain, so that you can bring more oxygen and nutrients to the brain, and it is possible to recover." This is just the first step, and we are about to start the second step. ”
"What...... What is the second step? The sect leader's voice trembled slightly, with a clear premonition.
"Squirrel, what are you waiting for, didn't you let you bite him according to the acupuncture points, hurry up." Niu Xuanzhu shouted, and the sect leader who shouted was so frightened that he almost fainted.
"No, I don't, I don't want to recover my memory, that's it." The Sect Master really cried this time.
"Ahh The Master's wail signaled that the squirrel had begun the second step of healing, as instructed by the bull bolt.
A series of screams rang out, and the sect leader was out of breath crying.
"Dad, I was wrong, I don't want to be cured, you will be my father in the future, I'll follow you, don't bite me again~" The sect leader pleaded.
"Child, hold back, be like a man." Niu Xuanzhu couldn't help but laugh.
The screams continued, and the squirrels didn't dare to bite too hard.
Finally.
"Okay, it's forty-nine pulls, stop, if you don't stop, I'll die." The sect leader is angry like a gossamer.
"How does it feel? Remember something? Niu Shuzhu asked with concern. At the same time, he couldn't help but admire in his heart, Xiao B is quite able to endure it, what a conspiracy is this to endure like this, if I let you go, you must be a big disaster.
"No...... If this method does not work, the treatment cannot be urgent, but it must be taken slowly. "The Sect Master.
"What do you little fart know, let's move on to the third step, the crushing method!" Cattle bolt pillar road.