Chapter 247: Earthquake?
For a week, for a whole week, I didn't do anything, and I didn't know how I got back to Shenyang. I just remember lying at home, drinking non-stop, unconscious, drinking again, comatose again, and a week passed in a blur.
I remember when I was a child, I was very bad, very naughty, and the nickname of slut flying was not empty. At that time, Wang Mumu was still relatively simple, a little silly and naïve, not as good as he is now.
So when there is nothing to do, I always pat him, standing on the courtyard wall of the bungalow in the winter, and peeing on the window of others. Three soaking a day, urinating from the neighbor's work, one soak in the morning, noon and evening, that is rain or shine. Zuihou said that in winter, his family didn't need to seal the windows, and he opened his voice directly, shouting with a bad taste: "Lao Meng!" Does your bear child pee? There is urine to seal the windows of my house! ”
Sure enough, every time I heard this, my dad had to hammer me, and by the way, he slapped Wang Mumu on the head and scolded: "You tiger, what are you playing with him every day!" Hurry home! ”
"Xiaofei didn't pee, I peed!" Wang Mumu said righteously while wiping his big snot in a cotton jacket.
"Puffy Puff!!" Wang Mumu didn't have three hundred taels of silver here, and as soon as he finished speaking, my father hammered even harder. For this reason, I stared at Wang Mumu with great resentment, and the triangular eyes were already quite large!!
Then he opened his throat and sat in the yard and howled for a day. My dad should be busy with something, my mother should order goods, and no one cares about me, when I am tired of crying, when I wipe my eyes, and find food with Wang Mumu.
Yes, I was only four or five years old at that time, I cried when I was upset, and I made trouble when things didn't go my way, I had enough time to release the sadness and dissatisfaction in my heart, and enough time to brush away the scars in my heart.
But now that I am about to reach middle age, I have no time to grieve anymore, and I can't be infinitely decadent. I still have a lot of things to do, such as revenge, such as taking care of my son and parents, such as I have to go to live in Hainan with my brother
"Poof!!"
I wanted to support myself to get up, but I was weak, and as soon as I moved, a strong feeling of dizziness came, and I fell to the ground with a thud.
"Phew!!"
I spat and looked down to see that there was a little blood star in my saliva, and I didn't know if it was a stomach bleed or if it was just a knock. Shaking my head, I walked barefoot to the bathroom, unscrewed the faucet with a blank face, then took off my clothes and lay down in the bathtub sprayed with cold water
Ten minutes later, I took a shower, put on my pants, took a towel, and walked out of the bathroom slowly, wiping my head and looking up, I was stunned.
Inside the house, Wang Mumu, Dakang, Chenchen, Zhang Lu, Little Nurse, Gao Dong, Fuxin, Lao San, and Ma Mian, all crowded into the house.
"Hehe, what are you doing??" I smiled to myself and asked the crowd.
"You!" Chenchen frowned, his eyes were red and he looked at me, wanting to ask something, but he obviously didn't dare to talk about it.
"The mouth is sewn?? I'm a Jb, I have something to say! I laughed and scolded, directly embarrassed with a hand towel, stuffed it on the pants, simply blocked the crotch, and said with a smile.
"Oops! Pretending to be a minority with my sister, isn't it?? I changed all your clothes, I haven't seen it anywhere, pretend to be a fart! Zhang Lu blinked, didn't comfort her, didn't mention anything, and directly told me in words what loneliness and coquettishness are
"Poof!" I sat on the bed and said to Zhang Lu and the little nurse, "Come here, sit here and let me hug you!" Pay by the second! ”
"Husband, will I cheat for a short time?" The little nurse asked at Dakang.
"Go, go, let's do it secretly in my heart, it's better to do it clearly, it's okay, you two have feelings, I'll have a song, there is a kind of love called chopping hands" I will be sad for a while!" Dakang said very brightly.
“haha!”
Everyone smiled easily, and in the process of gagging, the atmosphere eased a little, I put my left and right hands together, Zhang Meng and the little nurse, tilted their heads and leaned on Zhang Meng's shoulder, looked at Wang Mumu and asked, "There was an earthquake??" ”
"Not only did H City tremble, but the earthquake in Shenyang was also strong!" Wang Mumu pursed his lips and said lightly.
"HH City, H City, Shenyang, three places... Hong Tao, let's, Brother Xu, Xiao Wu, the nursing home, the rich man of the dynasty who is not too dead and clean... In six places, there are three or four thousand direct employees, and the available funds are at least two billion yuan. Involving industries, companies, individuals, hundreds, the relationship between the city is complicated!! This is no longer something that can be done by one or two people in the city, if they want to. I think Jb is thunder loud, rain is small, it's okay to scare and scare let's play! Chenchen interjected.
"If he is scared, he must be afraid!" The hemp face interjected abruptly and said slowly.
"What?? He JB watched Dumbo and they killed people with guns?? Chenchen said a little indifferently.
"I see why you're a little lacking?? Does he need to see? You have to be armed with a gun to arrest you?? affect the city's appearance by pressing a!! Don't you pout honestly? , you go up to the side and talk to you, I obviously feel a fart/eye ache! Ma Yan said irritably, Chen Chen pursed his lips and did not speak.
"What do you mean, let's cooperate?!" I asked, turning my head to look at the hemp face.
", then you have to cooperate, it's all Jbtian feet to make money, where are you awesome?? Don't tell me, your dad Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty! Ma Yan said speechlessly.
"Big brother, who are you scolding?" Wang Mumu asked with a fierce glint in his triangular eyes.
"What's the matter, I've bitten a dog,??" Ma Face asked a little scared.
", you're awesome if you bite!" Wang Mumu showed his shiny fangs.
"Well, I won't talk anymore!" The numb face suddenly wilted.
"Alright, don't be tough!! Since there is a sense of earthquake, let's try our Caesar building, what is the JB level of earthquake resistance. Prepare with both hands, and the funds withdrawn, don't call back first, and stay in your hands for the time being. H City and Shenyang City, even if H City really has a cross-provincial office, there will definitely be resistance here. A few of you have been walking around a lot lately, trying to make this wave of aftershocks and JB finish when you get to the city. Since we want to scare Caesar, let's be honest and donate money to H City! It's up to you to decide how much! I raised my head from Zhang Lu's shoulder, twisted my neck, and then continued: "Okay, you all roll the calves, I'll talk to Ma Face!" ”
"Brother Fei, what about the haode tip?" The little nurse asked innocently with a wink, stretched out her little hand, and innocently asked.
"Do you have any promotions!?" I asked, turning my head.
"Do it ten times, skip it once!" Dakang was silent for a moment and said seriously.
“...... You really JB has business acumen, I heard that Dongguan has a membership card, and it is all this package! Chenchen exclaimed.
"Oh, that's right, you give me one free first, and then I'll spend another ten times!" I stood up lightly, waved at everyone and said, "Let's go, let's go, come and play Ang often!" ”
“....... Old... Gong, I gave you so much beef heart, why are you still so lacking? The little nurse said desperately.
"You're actually wrong, there's nothing wrong with his heart, what he lacks is eyes!! You guys can't even get a grip on the problem, fuck, stupid! Wang Mumu said at the critical moment, turned around and took Zhang Lu and left. Halfway through, he said proudly: ", look at how smart I am, I never thought that Xiaofei could give money!" ”
"You're more fucking stupid!! I don't have the money to let your daughter-in-law sit there!! The crowd shouted together.
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