"It's really a bad day! What a moral depour! It's really unancient! Qin Zhan frowned, scolding and scolding half-squatting on the steps at the gate of Babaoting Park, his hands fiddling with the signboard that had been trampled on countless dirty footprints, "In these years, why is it so difficult to even save lives and help the injured?" ”

"Qin Xiaoyou, don't be angry, don't be angry, little old man, I'll pinch my fingers, that little girl has nothing to do with you, as the so-called life sometimes has to be, you still don't force it......" An old man in Tang costume with crane hair and a childish face came up with a smile, sat cross-legged on the steps, stroked his beard, and looked like a fairy, but the pair of thief eyes floating around kept observing the pedestrians coming and going, searching for potential fat sheep customers.

Qin Zhan glanced at the fortune teller and replied angrily: "He Laobai, yesterday I saw you rubbing oil on the little girl's palms, but I didn't even see your boyfriend standing next to you, and as a result, he was pressed on the ground in mixed doubles. ”

He Laobai's face turned red, and he said to him: "Hey, old man, I worshiped under Taishang Laojun back then to listen to the Fa, and even when Yun Zhongzi saw me, he had to call me senior brother in a proper manner, why is it not considered a master in the eyes of your kid?" ”

"Taishang Laojun is taught by people, and Yunzhongzi is taught." Qin Zhan didn't care about the old man's face at all, and snatched an old book wrapped in the cover of "Feng Shui Zhou Yi" in the old man's hand, "You don't have any professionalism at all, even if you flip through the "Romance of the Gods" more, how many years have you not been tired of reading this "Golden Vase Plum"?" ”

He Laobai hurriedly snatched the book back, muttered a few words of grumbling, turned his head and shouted at a beautiful woman passing by in the distance: "Hey, this nobleman, please stay, I see that you have a hexagram ...... today."

It's a pity that He Laobai couldn't save the heart of the "nobleman" after shouting for a long time, and finally he could only push Qin Zhan a few times in a sullen manner, and he didn't forget to hurt people: "Hey, aren't you a miracle doctor?" Tell me, is there something wrong with the little girl who walked over just now, why can't you hear the old man? ”

Without waiting for Qin Hunt to reply, a young man in green sanitation overalls, carrying a large pair of scissors for pruning plants, came out of the depths of the park without saying a word, quietly stood beside the two of them, and nodded lightly at Qin Hunt, which was regarded as a greeting.

If you don't look at the ordinary outfit of the park gardener, this young man is still very eye-catching, he looks magnificent, plump and heroic, with red lips and white teeth, flat forehead, clear eyebrows, and more importantly, he also has a slippery and shiny big bald head like a light bulb, which is quite the style of the "royal brother" in the old version of "Journey to the West".

It's just a slight flaw that this bald handsome guy with a solemn appearance like an arhat descended to earth, threw the gardening scissors on the ground casually, and took out a low-grade old mobile phone that was sent away on the phone bill, and played with a full face, judging from the bursts of cheerful soundtrack and sound effects that came out of the mobile phone, he should be playing a classic mobile phone game that is popular all over the country - "Defending the Radish".

"Ouch, Hu Xiaochai, look at you, you look like a dog, you mix well in Babaoting Park?" Qin Zhan smiled and tugged at the sleeve of the bald handsome guy, and motioned for him to squat down as well, "How is it, can you adapt to today's new life?" ”

This handsome guy named Hu Xiaochai didn't have much of a fight, he sat on the steps with Qin Hunting, turned his head and smiled, and responded: "TOEFL TOEFL, this realm is very good, the environment is beautiful and the aura is abundant, it is very suitable for cultivation......"

"Smack!" Qin Zhan slapped Hu Xiaochai's slippery head, and scolded with a smile: "Pretend!" Fill me again! Who cares if you practice or not, I shaved your head for you, you really think you are a monk? Come, the "Lengyan Sutra" for the introduction of Buddhism will first recite a paragraph to the master? ”

Hu Xiaochai smiled and didn't answer, just buried himself in concentrating on continuing to play his "Defending the Radish", and it was also a frenzied kryptonite gameplay, all kinds of RMB props were used hard, and it was estimated that one game was enough to buy a Warcraft point card.

"Look! Hu Xiaochai has only been here for a few months, and he has been mixed like a dog, He Laobai, why are you still a fortune teller after decades? Qin Zhan laughed teasingly, and stretched out his hand to take out the "Golden Vase Plum" in Lao Bai's hand.

He Laobai slapped Qin Hunt's cheap hand away, and pointed at Hu Xiaochai angrily and scolded: "I can understand the old man, these years he has a face to walk all over the world, and it is difficult to move an inch without a face!" Hu Xiaochai's face is too much in line with the taste of middle-aged and elderly women! I've heard that just a few days after he applied to be a gardener, he fascinated the wife of the park director who was almost fifty, no, in less than three months, he changed from a temporary worker to a regular worker, and also became the leader of the greening team......"

"Hey...... Such a bull......" Qin Zhan smiled playfully, gently patted Hu Xiaochai's shoulder with his right hand, and suddenly pulled Hu Xiaochai's big bald head to his mouth, and asked gloomily: "Didn't do anything that shouldn't be done, right?" ”

Hu Xiaochai's body trembled, and the focus of his eyes finally moved away from the mobile phone screen, and he responded tremblingly: "Little demon...... Don't dare, don't dare ”

"Oh, don't you dare...... It's not that it can't be ......" Qin Zhan sneered and muttered, his hand grabbed harder, Hu Xiaochai's face was no longer calm, his bare head was covered with shiny beads of cold sweat, and he didn't even notice that the radish on his phone was gnawed up with blood.

"Huh...... Just kidding you, don't be so nervous...... Remember, be a good person and be a great person. Qin Zhan let go of Hu Xiaochai with a smile, pointed to the crying face of the radish on the mobile phone screen, and asked with a smile: "It's just a casual game, there's no need to play so seriously, right?"

"Uh...... It has a strong sense of substitution when playing...... "Hu Xiaochai cried with a sad face, as if he was the radish on the screen that was gnawed into slag by the monster.

Qin Hunt pondered for a while, then rubbed Hu Xiaochai's big bald head comfortingly, and said lightly: "Live in peace, it's okay." ”

Hu Xiaochai nodded gratefully, and then reached out and touched the old man in his arms for a long time, and then reluctantly handed out three or five yellow and crooked grass roots, and said with a sad face: "Oh, this month's share ......"

"Hey! Look at your little look! Don't make it look like I'm collecting protection money, okay? These things are all things that accumulate merit for you! Qin Hunt snatched over those "grassroots", and waved his hand at Hu Xiaochai impatiently, signaling that he could get out......

Looking at Hu Xiaochai's sluggish back, He Laobai took out a crumpled cigarette, bit it to his mouth without lighting the fire, and sighed in a low voice: "It's also a poor man......"

"There are a lot of poor people, these are all rules......" Qin Hunt twisted the "grassroots" in front of him with both hands and looked at it carefully, "Besides, he is not human!" ”

"That's why I say he's pitiful." He Laobai smashed his mouth, and the thief's eyes couldn't stop aiming at the "grassroots", "The beard of the thousand-year-old ginseng essence is really a treasure......

"It's just a few dick hairs, you can grab it." Qin Hunt put the ginseng whisker into his pocket expressionlessly, "Or according to the rules...... Can I trade your feathers, I've wanted a crane for a long time. ”

He Laobai narrowed his eyes and scolded with a smile: "If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have pumped you a long time ago!" Your master didn't dare to talk to me like that back then! ”

"Thanks for the compliment, this is called blue out of blue, do you understand?" Qin Zhan muttered, but his eyes looked into the distance deeply, and at the same time, he had quietly changed from a relaxed squat to a crouch suitable for starting, and his face was even more pale, as if he had encountered something very terrifying.

He Laobai was also a little confused by Qin Hunt's sudden nervous expression, he pinched his fingers and calculated, his brows furrowed, and he muttered, "Hey...... Neither a heavenly demon was born, nor a raptor crossed the river, who else in this Ping'an City dared to provoke this little overlord of the mixed world? ”

"Sister Jing! That's him! It's at the entrance of the temple...... The little bastard standing next to the fortune teller! ”

But I saw that the modern girl who was taken away not long ago was sitting in the passenger seat of a slowly approaching police car, her face was full of anger, pointing at Qin Hunt and shouting loudly, with the posture of snatching the steering wheel and hitting Qin Hunt with a foot on the accelerator.

"The wind is tight! ! Qin Hunt reacted very quickly, a harrier turned over and flashed a few meters away, and stepped onto a ...... in the corner with the atmosphere of the reform and opening up era Blue Vintage Phoenix Bike for Women.

"Fly! Phoenix! ”