The open-air playground is located in the center of the shantytown, which was the meeting place of the May 18 military factory in the past, and can accommodate at least 10,000 people.

There is a stage on the west side of the playground that can be used as a rostrum during meetings, and now, Xu Haodong is the only one standing on it.

Li Jiguo, Chang Dalin, Kong Zhenghao and others, including the leaders of the Nancheng sub-district office, did not go to the stage with great interest, but sat on the ground below like the workers.

Xu Haodong raised his right hand and was about to speak, when a thin figure ran onto the rostrum.

It's the shantytown's "big celebrity" who is smiling and holding a can of cold Red Bull drink in his hand.

"Uncle Xu, you take a few sips to extinguish the fire first."

"Stinky boy, you are indispensable everywhere." Xu Haodong smiled, kicked Xiaolong's ass, and then shouted: "You just sit down here, be honest, otherwise your family will be arranged in the last one." ”

There was a burst of laughter in the audience, and someone shouted: "Xiaolong, you are now the second-in-command." ”

Xiaolong didn't dare to make a sound, but after sitting down, he grimaced at the audience, stretched out two fingers in each hand, and made a victory gesture.

"Uncles, aunts, uncles and aunts, I wish you all a happy Children's Day." Xu Haodong made a joke first.

The audience immediately burst into laughter.

Someone shouted: "Xiao Xuzi, you don't talk nonsense, we don't eat your set."

"Ladies and uncles, everyone be quiet, now the meeting is over. Comrades, I will call you comrades, today, I and all the leaders have come here to restart the shantytown renovation project with one purpose. First of all, on behalf of the Municipal Party Committee and Government, I would like to apologize to the comrades, because the shantytown reconstruction project should have been started three years ago and completed two years ago, but because of our mistakes, we did not do a good job, and I ask the comrades to forgive us. ”

As he spoke, Xu Haodong bowed to the audience.

Someone in the audience applauded, and Xu Haodong hurriedly waved his hand to stop it.

"However, before I talk about it, I want to gossip a few words, when Mayor Li Jiguo and I came just now, we were not welcomed by people, but we were surrounded by a group of dog brothers and brothers, and we were almost eaten by them."

The audience burst into laughter.

"Comrades, I can't laugh at it, I heard that once the police arrested someone, but they didn't catch them, but they were bitten by more than a dozen of them. Comrades, that's not a good thing, right? Anyway, I don't think it's a good thing, and I, Xu Haodong, am very unhappy. ”

The audience was silent.

"So, before getting down to business, I would like to make three requests to you in my dual capacity as a child of the May 18 Military Factory and the secretary of the Municipal Party Committee. First, the office of the leading group of our shantytown reconstruction project will be stationed within a week, and I hope that you will invite all those dog brothers and brothers to leave within a week, and how to ask them to leave is your business, but if it has not been completed before signing the demolition contract, then a dog brother and dog brother will deduct 10,000 yuan from the demolition fee. If you agree, please acclamate it. ”

The audience burst into warm applause.

After the applause, Xu Haodong continued: "Second, I heard that the shantytown is the first community of the Nancheng Sub-district Office, but this first community is very remarkable, there is no community party branch, no community management committee, it is amazing, and Lao Tzu is the first in the world. I want to ask, what do you want to do? What do you want to do? What do you want to do? ”

Asked three times in a row, "What do you want to do?" ", calmed everyone in the audience.

"Therefore, my second request is that the first community of your Nancheng sub-district office must elect the general branch of the community party and the community management committee within the next week, and the general branch of the community party and the community management committee must also play their due leadership role in the upcoming shantytown renovation project. Comrades, do you agree? ”

There were countless applause and applause from the audience.

For example, shantytowns are the places with the most dogs and brothers in the city, shantytowns are the poorest places in the city, shantytowns are the places with the highest unemployment rate in the city, and shantytowns are the places with the most lazy people in the city...... Comrades, our shantytown is amazing, and there are many things that can be applied for Guinness World Records. ”

Someone in the audience laughed.

Xu Haodong asked loudly: "Is Uncle Fang Zhiwen from the third workshop of the original 518th Military Factory here?" Please Uncle Fang, can you stand up? ”

A thin and tall middle-aged man stood up, "Xiao Xuzi, hello, thank you for remembering me." ”

Xu Haodong folded his hands and said, "Uncle Fang, it should be me who thank you." ”

Fang Zhiwen was puzzled: "Xiao Xuzi, what are you thanking me?" ”

Xu Haodong said with a smile: "Uncle Fang, you also have a lot of Guinness records, I heard that you have never left the shantytown in the past seventeen years. I heard that you have relied on the state's monthly relief fund of 1,000 yuan to support not only yourself, but also a dozen dog brothers and brothers. I heard that you can kick your wife and children out of the house without spending a penny. I've also heard that you only bathe about a dozen times a year. I have even heard that you have been lying in bed for eighteen hours a day, and you have slept on your brown shack bed...... Uncle Fang, you are amazing, I strongly recommend you to compete for the honorary title of the world's number one lazy man. ”

The audience burst into laughter, and some people applauded.

Fang Zhiwen said embarrassedly: "Xiao Xuzi, you are still that virtuous, specializing in exposing other people's shortcomings, you, you are not authentic, I won't talk to you." He stomped his foot and sat back on the ground with his head brunched.

Xu Haodong turned to the hour who was sitting beside him.

"Uncle Xu, don't talk about me, please be merciful, please be merciful." Xiaolong was so frightened that he begged for mercy, which attracted a lot of laughter from the audience.

Xu Haodong asked with a smile, "Is your grandma here?" ”

"Here, sit in the audience." Xiaolong winked at Xu Haodong and said badly: "Uncle Xu, if you want to criticize my grandmother, I will support it with both hands and feet." ”

At this time, Xiaolong's grandmother, Aunt Liu, stood up abruptly and scolded Xiaolong: "Tu cub, you eat things inside and out, see how I clean you up when I get home." ”

Aunt Liu's nickname is Liu Zheng, and Uncle Liu just now is a sister and brother, both of whom are old workers in the former 518 Military Factory.

Xu Haodong said with a smile: "Aunt Liu, you are different from Uncle Fang, Uncle Fang is a big lazy man, you are an advanced model of hard work and prosperity, I am about to praise you." ”

Aunt Liu sighed, "Praise, then you can praise a few more words, and it's best to give me some bonuses." ”

"Aunt Liu, you are very great, you set up a fruit stall at the entrance of Nancheng People's Hospital, wearing the stars and the moon, going out early and returning late, according to your baby grandson Xiaolong, you can make a net profit of more than 100,000 yuan a year, these eight years are like a day, not to mention that you have earned seven or eight hundred thousand, Aunt Liu, you even earn the money for your baby grandson to marry a daughter-in-law."

Aunt Liu said proudly: "Little Xuzi, don't be red." ”

"But, but. Aunt Liu, I heard that you have a new nickname, you are not called Liu Xian now, you are now called Liu Crab. ”

The audience burst into laughter again.

Aunt Liu said angrily: "Xiao Xuzi, are you here to harm me." ”

Xu Haodong smiled: "Aunt Liu, how dare I damage your old man." You old man is like a crab and domineering, you dare to set up a stall in front of the hospital, you dare to put a stall in the middle of the road, and your peers call your ancestors. I also heard that the police call you mother, the city management calls you milk, and the fruits you can't sell every day can be sold to doctors and nurses in various departments of the hospital in turn...... Aunt Liu, you are so powerful, I want to learn how to set up a stall with you, I dare not hurt you. ”

Aunt Liu was not afraid of Xu Haodong, and in the midst of laughter, she crossed her hands and asked: "Xiao Xuzi, you are slandering, you tell me, which bastard is damaging my reputation?" I went to court to sue him. ”

Xu Haodong was not in a hurry, pointed at Xiaolong and smiled: "It's not a bastard, it's a little bastard." ”

Suddenly, Aunt Liu's chubby body began to jump, and she rushed towards the rostrum angrily, "Little, little bastard, look, see how I clean you up......"

Xiaolong was obviously prepared, ran to the edge of the rostrum, pulled the bamboo ladder up with all his might, and shouted: "Grandma, you fell for Uncle Xu, he is a divisive plan, provoking the relationship between the two of us, destroying harmony and unity, grandma, don't be stupid." ”

When Aunt Liu heard this, she immediately turned her gun and pointed it at Xu Haodong, and scolded angrily: "Little, little Xuzi, you are not a good thing, if you don't help me sell a thousand catties of fruit, I won't finish with you, I will go to the government building to block you, I will ......"

At this time, Aunt Liu's younger brother Uncle Liu came over and dragged Aunt Liu back to the pile.

In the laughter of the audience, Xu Haodong waved his hand and said: "Uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, brothers and sisters, my parents are also old workers of the May 18 Military Factory, and I am also a child of workers, I want to tell you a word from the heart." What do we need most as human beings? Self-esteem, self-discipline, self-love, self-reliance, and self-improvement, I think this is the minimum standard of being a human being. The international song is good, there is no savior in this world, and it is up to us to create our happiness. Therefore, I will use these words from the Internationale to encourage you. ”

"Comrades, the Internationale says that the proletariat must break or destroy its chains, so where are your chains? Shantytowns are backward, poor, lazy, proud, inferior, content with the status quo, and do not want to forge ahead, which are the chains that put on you. I am willing to work with you to forge ahead and break the chains on our bodies. ”

The audience burst into warm applause.

After the applause, Xu Haodong said: "Now, it's time for us to talk about business, I only talk about three points." First, you recommend 30 deputies to rush to the No. 3 conference room on the 13th floor of the municipal administrative center building at 3 o'clock this afternoon to observe and participate in the first meeting of the leading group for the city's shantytown reconstruction project. Second, starting at 12 o'clock at noon today, the household registration in the shantytown will be frozen. Third, starting at 12 o'clock at noon today, no temporary structures will be erected in the shantytowns, and the city government will send helicopters to take aerial photographs of the shantytowns this afternoon, and the city government will not recognize all temporary structures erected after today......"

At the end of the meeting, Xu Haodong and his entourage left the shantytown.

Executive Vice Mayor Li Jiguo was worried, "Haodong, you are laughing and scolding, impassioned, and extremely happy." However, maybe money is not the problem, but the problem is that we don't have money, where do you find hundreds of millions of yuan in start-up capital? ”