I bought that broken TV ten years ago, on the chest of drawers in the living room, and I haven't watched it for a long time, and now I only listen to the news occasionally while eating.

Amy's small couch was directly opposite the chest of drawers, so she didn't have to turn sideways to watch TV, but because the TV was so high, she had to tilt her neck to see the TV images.

"It's such a small old TV," Amy complained, "and you can pick it up in the garbage heap in the United States." ”

It's around 19:20 and all the TV stations are broadcasting news broadcasts.

"News Network: There's nothing to see." I took two large 2.5-liter bottles of Pepsi and six cans of potato chips out of the room and placed them on the small dining table in the living room.

Seeing the unhealthy diet on the table, Amy's eyes glowed strangely.

"It doesn't matter what TV you watch! It's important to keep the TV on so that it's in line with potato chip etiquette! Quick, give me potato chips! Coke too! ”

On the small sofa that can only accommodate one person, Amy sits cross-legged on the sofa cushion, with pink and white striped over-the-knee socks exposed under the pearl white dress, her two little feet are facing each other, and she puts a hand on it.

If only her character had been a little cuter.

I found disposable paper cups for entertaining guests, poured 3/4 of a Coke and handed it to Amy, and unpacked a can of potato chips. Amy couldn't wait to snatch the chips out of my hands, like I was going to grab them with her.

The news broadcast played the background music "Deng Deng-", and the male host in a suit and leather shoes said, "Now it's the international news part." ”

Amy trembled with excitement, her hair in a double ponytail shook like a wave, and even the couch under her body vibrate.

She reached into the jar, took out a potato chip with two fingers, solemnly transported the potato chip to her bright lip gloss lips, paused for a second, as if enjoying the tantalizing aroma of potato chips, and then she suddenly opened her mouth and cut the potato chip in her hand like a cobra, making a crisp sound.

The hostess of the news network reported according to the script: "...... US special forces are training Syrian opposition militants on the territory of Jordan......"

Amy shed tears of excitement and happiness.

Of course, it was not because her homeland trained militants, but because she finally ate the junk food of her motherland, high-oil and high-salt potato chips, which she had not tasted in 12 years.

Then he tilted his neck and drank all the coke in the paper cup.

After putting down the cup, she briefly lost her mind, wandering like a marijuana addict, her breathing became more and more rapid, and the flying dolphin printed on her dress seemed to gasp for breath.

"Is it really that delicious?" I sat in a folding chair behind the dining table, forming an unequal triangle with the sofa and the TV, not knowing whether I was watching a boring news broadcast or watching Amy eat.

Amy didn't answer my questions, she took the chips from the jar faster and faster, throwing more and more pieces into her mouth at once, squeaking and munching on the crumbs of the chips on her lips, fingers, and many on the couch and socks.

"I still want it!" The blue-eyed American girl eats potato chips faster than even hungry North Korean refugees.

"Eat slowly, no one will rob you." I handed over another brand of potato chips.

"Won't you really rob me?" Amy held the can of chips in her arms and looked at me in disbelief.

"Of course not, I don't have such a strict mother like you......" In order to avoid suspicion, I didn't even drink Coke, and quenched my thirst with a bottle of mineral water in the refrigerator.

Amy's tone was full of jealousy: "Hmph, it's good that no one cares!" ”

She wiped her mouth from the crumbs of potato chips, and her lip gloss was rubbed on the back of her hand, making her look a little funny now, no longer a glossy hardcover Barbie, but a little mortal.

She slowed down to eat chips and occasionally chatted with me.

"Why do you Celestial Empire news programs always report on our affairs in the United States? Ah, this potato chip is a barbecue-flavored ......"

I joked, "Because the United States is a beacon of human civilization, we desperately want to share their successes!" ”

Amy's eyes were half-closed suspiciously, and she quickly opened them wide again.

"Liar! Why do you say that our United States is so domineering, just like the Nazis! You're not at ease! It's thinking of competing with us for the first place and invading our country one day! Ah, the chips are poking into the gums, it hurts! ”

Looking at Amy's greed when she eats potato chips, I think that even if the People's Liberation Army invades the North American continent one day, as long as Amy is given potato chips, she will put aside the hatred of the country and the family and eat it happily first.

"By the way, how the hell did you get rid of the bodyguards?" I digressed from the subject.

"You don't have to worry about this kind of thing, just serve me quickly!"

Amy's so-called "serving" is just asking me to fill her with Coke whenever her glass is empty.

I saw that the rate at which she ate and drank had dropped significantly.

"How? Tired of eating, right? Actually, it's not that tasty. ”

"Huh, nonsense! I won't get tired of eating it for a day! It's just a little full! Moreover, the thought that I was holding something that my mother had forbidden me to do, even if I didn't eat it in my mouth, made me feel very happy! Very high! ”

What she said may be true. Amy, who has a smeared lip gloss and is covered in potato chip crumbs, completely ignoring her star status, looks much happier than usual. She smiled at the corners of her mouth and blushed her face, as if she could get drunk with Coke.

"Hahahaha, I'm eating potato chips! Coke also poured into the stomach! Mom, you're watching from across the Pacific! You have the ability to fly here! You're too busy with work to get out of it, right? Hahahahahaha! ”

Amy raised her paper glass with a fluttering eyebrow and laughed out loud in the direction she thought she was American.

Then she put another slice of potato chips in her mouth and ate it slowly, I think she was a little tired of the taste. God knows if she really likes to eat potato chips, or if she simply wants to rebel against her mother's rebellious mentality.

Gradually, instead of watching TV, she was slowly munching on potato chips while staring in my direction.

It looked like it was about to extract heroin or something like something from my body.

I was stared at by her, just as the phone extension on the desk rang.

I didn't pick it up immediately, but got up and went into my father's study, closed the door and picked up the phone console.

"Hello?"

I thought it was a phone call related to the online store business.

I didn't expect Penthos' voice to come from the earpiece.

"Lin, is Miss Emiel there with you?"

"She's here with me."

Anyway, the Coke that should be drunk is drunk, and the potato chips that should be eaten are eaten, even if she is picked up by Penthos now, Amy is not at a loss.

Penthos was silent for a moment, and for a moment there was only the irritating sound of electricity in the earpiece.

"Lin, if it's convenient for you, help us take care of Miss Emie for the night."

Huh? Are you really relieved? If Amy's mom knew she was alone with a man, she wouldn't hesitate to lay off all of your bodyguards!

"Lin, Miss Emil has been under a lot of pressure lately, she just had a big fight with her mom on a video call, and the filming didn't go very well, I think it would be good for her health if she could release some stress from you."

It sounds like Penthos deliberately let her guard down to give Amy a chance to escape to me!

"Okay, okay, just learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds." I promised, "But I'll only take care of this little girl for one night, and you can pick me up tomorrow morning." ”

Penthos replied, and said, "Lin, although in my opinion, you are a rare good man......"

Remove the word 'male' for me! Just praise me for being a good person! Don't give me goosebumps, okay!

“…… But I'm still a little worried, and I suspect that Miss Emily has come to you to do something other than junk food. ”

"Huh? What else does she want to do? ”

"She could do everything that her mother forbidden."

"For example?"

Peng Tousi coughed lightly, "Lin, you know what? Miss Emily was still a virgin. ”

Huh? Is a 12-year-old girl a virgin something that needs to be explained in the United States? You American imperialism are really a mess!

"Lin, you must have observed a woman's boobs on the street, right? Even through clothing, men can estimate a woman's boobs size......"

Penthos, your topic changed a little faster! I don't even understand what you're talking about!

"Because I'm gay, I don't look at women, I only look at men. I subconsciously stared at the male interthighs every time, estimating their size ......"

it! Don't tell me such a disgusting thing! What kind of ability are you? "Watching the dick through the clothes"? Use this skill on your friends! Don't use it on me, a staunch heterosexual!

"Lin, I've seen you many times, and although you wear pants every time, with my eyesight, I can still estimate your approximate size, unless you have the habit of hiding your socks in your panties to increase your male self-confidence."

I don't have that habit! Putting socks in her underwear is something that Xiaoqin used to do by pretending to be a boy!

"So I came to the conclusion that your size does not match Miss Emil, it is completely two models, and if Miss Emile does it with you for the first time, she will probably bleed profusely, and even be life-threatening!"

So you're worried about this kind of thing? No way? How rebellious does Amy have to be to use this kind of thing to get revenge on her mother? She's still a smelly little girl at all, right? At the age of 12, I'm basically only in the sixth grade of primary school in China, are you worried that a primary school student will take the initiative to push me down?

Penthos's tone was still very serious, "Since Miss Emily always thought that we were her mother's minions, she didn't trust us, but it was you, the one you met by chance, who made her feel relaxed. I didn't say it, but I know she trusts you, and I don't want you to live up to her trust. ”

Having said all this, the meaning is nothing more than this: take good care of Amy, but you are not allowed to sleep with her.

It's as if Penthos is a helpless father who is telling his daughter's boyfriend.

Then Penthos said something terrible.

"Lin, 004 and 005 have come to your door, I will let them stand guard all night, if they hear something inside the door, they will immediately break in...... Please don't make misleading noises. ”

Have you come to my doorstep? This is clearly the rhythm of checking the water meter! And don't you bodyguards even have names other than Penthos? What's going on with 004 and 005? What do they have to do with 007! And Dad didn't say that he would not go home tonight, if he went home, he would feel when he saw two big men standing at the door of the house like door gods!

"Lin, as for your father, if he returns tonight, 004 and 005 will help him find a place to stay, please don't worry, just focus on helping Miss Emie relieve her stress."

Before hanging up the phone, Zuihou emphasized again: "Don't have a physical relationship with Miss Emily, you will kill her!" ”

Got it, got it! Don't say such shy things out loud! I'm not a Lolita like Director Cao, how can I reach out to the little girl? Amy is a bear kid in my eyes!

Coming out of the study, the sound of the TV was still on, and looking over the back of the couch, I wondered if Amy was still enjoying the chips.

I was a little anxious to urinate, so I walked to the toilet door and reached for it.

There is no ground glass on the door of the toilet in my house, but a full-length mirror, so I can't see whether the light is on or not in the toilet, and whether there is anyone. I reached for the doorknob and couldn't open it the first time.

As I said before, the lock of my toilet door is broken, and there are often various faults, so I didn't care, and I held the doorknob and twisted it vigorously, and the toilet door opened with a "click".

Then I saw a petite blonde girl on the toilet, who seemed to be about to get up after urinating.

In order not to stain the dress, Amy rolled up the skirt and pulled it above her belly, and the panties had faded to the ankles.

In this way, the middle of her body is completely unguarded, empty city, and the white skin almost shakes my eyes.

Shocked when she saw me suddenly break in, she subconsciously pressed her legs together, and then grabbed a slipper at her feet.

"You perverted valet! Do you even have to peek at the owner when he goes to the toilet!? ”

"I was eavesdropping on the sound outside! Isn't it still recorded and planned to sell it online? You're all perverts, the same perverts as stalkers! ”