It's harder to refuse a woman's request than to reject a pig, at least the pig can ignore it when it doesn't understand you!

"It's so sweet, you...... Aren't you embarrassed for me? You don't know, with my incomplete voice, where can I sing any songs? Besides, you were born with a good voice like a nightingale, and you must have been professionally trained. Singing in front of you at my level? That...... Isn't that Confucius's door selling articles! No, absolutely not! Why don't we change something else, and I'll tell you a story, okay? Continue to talk about 'Sleepwalking Heroes vs. Mr. Guard' last time, didn't you have a lot of fun listening to it last time! Or...... Why don't you sing it to me, your singing must be charming, I swear I'll be intoxicated! "I went back and forth, just to dispel her idea of being very simple to me, but not a good deal. My singing voice is hard to buy, how can I sing it casually to others, you see which singer sings easily, don't give an appearance fee of 1.8 million yuan and don't want to let people speak, this is called identity! But...... But where is this little witch so easy to deal with, she is already ready to show the guy, it seems that if I don't sing today, I will not want to leave with my whole body.

"No, people don't want to listen to stories, they want to hear you sing! Brother Yu, I've never heard you sing, can you sing it to me once? I promise you to sing to you every day in the future, and I'll sing for you alone, okay? "Mom, I can't stand her soft-spoken appearance, I mean I can't stand it.

"Sweet this ...... Ah...... I ......, "I'll pretend to be at a loss and hesitate, maybe I'll be able to get away with it." But where is she so easy to deceive, she is a goblin who has become a spirit!

"Brother Yu, you ...... You don't hurt me anymore! If you let you sing and coax people to sleep, you won't sing, and you won't hurt me. Okay, if you don't sing, forget it, then I won't sleep! Forget it about trapping me, you don't care about me anyway, you don't want me anymore! Woo woo woo...... "Since the soft one doesn't work, she will come to the hard one, two cruel words, see if you Yu Xiaoxi is distressed?" And the snake-like wriggling delicate body showed signs of "resurrection", and I only felt that the world was spinning and my blood was expanding. I'm going to go crazy if I keep going like this, I can't control my ...... There.

"Good...... It's so sweet, don't ...... Don't move, I'll sing...... Can't I sing? "Alas, do you think that if I had surrendered earlier, I would not have been spared these "flesh and skin suffering"?

"Well, you sing, I'll listen!" She smiled, and she must have been very happy to have successfully subdued me. I saw her turn over and change to a supine position in my arms, and her head rested comfortably on my lap. Facing up on my back, two big eyes stared at me with a clear eye.

"Sweet, I can't sing a good song, or I'll sing a song I composed for you, okay?"

"Brother Yu, you can also compose music!" Britney looked at me in disbelief, her eyes full of surprise.

"Of course, your brother Yu and I have nothing else I won't do except give birth to children!" It's not to blow to you, I've been talented since I was a child, I can write poetry at the age of three, I can write at the age of four, I know astronomy and geography at the age of five, four books and five classics, and I went to take the top exam at the age of six. By the time I was in my twenties, I ...... I became a veterinarian.

"Just blow it, I don't believe you can write any good songs!" Yo, dare to doubt Lao Tzu's ability, do you know that this is a crime!

"The name of my piece is "Hairpin Phoenix", how does it sound familiar?" On the surface, I wanted to evoke a memory of her, but in fact, I wanted to take the opportunity to show off my literary skills. Didn't I just say that I'm a literary genius, and I can memorize the top ten surnames!

"Well, I know. There is also a poignant love story in this, the protagonists of the story are the great poet Lu You of the Southern Song Dynasty and his cousin Tang Wan, right? Unexpectedly, she had heard this allusion and knew the origin of the name of the word "Hairpin Phoenix".

"Yes, I'm talking about this pair of hard-working mandarin ducks. The two of them have been childhood sweethearts since they were children, and when they grow up, they cherish each other even more and fall in love with each other. It's a pity that under the intervention of Lu You's mother, this loving couple finally came to the situation of Lao Yan flying apart. It is under this circumstance that they left two popular "Hairpin Phoenix" for posterity. I sighed deeply and expressed pity for what happened to these two men.

The story goes like this: The great poet Lu You has been a well-known genius since he was a child, he and her cousin Tang Wan are a pair of talented women, and Tang Wan is also a very talented woman. Later, they happily married a loving couple, but unfortunately tragedy happened after marriage. It turned out that Lu You's mother was afraid that her son would abandon his studies because he was obsessed with women, so she forced Lu You to divorce Tang Wan and find him another wife. Under the strong pressure of feudal etiquette, the couple could only compromise in the end. Lu You married someone else as his wife, and Tang Wan also married another woman. Since then, they have not heard from each other, but they still love each other deeply in each other's hearts. Once Lu You passed by the "Shen Garden" in Shanyin, and happened to meet Tang Wan. Tang Wan hospitalized him courteously, and during the banquet, he found that there was still the golden phoenix hairpin on Tang Wan's bun, which was the original love token of the two of them. Lu You saw people and felt deeply in his heart. So he took advantage of the slight drunkenness to write the poem "Hairpin Phoenix" and inscribed it on the wall of Shen Yuan. The words say:

Red crisp hands, yellow vine wine, the city is full of spring palace wall willows.

The east wind is evil, and the joy is thin. A cup of sorrow, a few years away.

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Spring is as old as ever, people are empty and thin, and tears are red and silky.

Peach blossoms fall, idle pond pavilion. Although the mountain league is here, it is difficult to trust the brocade book.

Mo, Mo, Mo.

Tang Wan was sad when she saw it, so she also attached a song "Hairpin Phoenix" with the word card. The words say:

The world is thin, people are evil, and the rain sends dusk flowers to fall.

The wind is dry, and the tears are left. If you want to write about your heart, you will be oblique in your monologue.

Hard, hard, hard.

People become one, today is not yesterday, and the sick soul is often like a swing.

The horn is cold, and the night is dark. Afraid of people asking, crying and pretending to be happy.

Hide, hide, hide.

Since then, Tang Wan has been depressed, sad and haggard, and soon died.

This story is the origin of the name of the word "hairpin head phoenix".

"Brother Yu, the two of us won't be like Lu You and Tang Wan! Although Lu You is a great talent, he is also a cowardly person, and he can't even protect his beloved wife. Brother Yu, you ...... You're going to protect me, right? She looked at him affectionately and expectantly, and she wanted to hear him say his promise. Hey, hey, please don't make the relationship between the two of us so ambiguous, okay? It makes me feel like I really have something to do with you, and again, I'm not familiar with you!

"Stupid, how can Lu You be blamed for that incident? He was born in a family with extremely strict feudal etiquette, and he couldn't help himself! Besides, we are not a feudal society now, and things like that kind of arranged marriage will not happen to you and me. Don't worry, since I said that I want to hurt you well, you will definitely not regret it, this is not my style. "Damn, what I say is from my heart, and whoever dares to question me is an enemy of God!

"Well, Brother Yu, you're right, we all have to choose our own partners, and you are the partner I chose. If my dad doesn't agree, I'll run away from home and never recognize him again!" The chick swore that maybe there was only one person in the world who would dare to question what she said, and that was God. Because God is not human, no one questions her anymore. It's over, it seems that if I want to get rid of this little devil, it will be harder than seeing God.

"Cut, don't be here to stink, I didn't say I was going to accept you! Let's be honest and listen to me sing this song, you're lucky, you think everyone has a chance to hear me sing! I didn't want to continue to entangle with her on that issue, so I quickly cleared my voice and sang this song "Hairpin Phoenix", which belongs to my exclusive copyright of Yu Xiaoxi. The word says, no, it's sung:

Drunk, cui dai slightly, curtain rolled begonia wind and rain destroy.

The feather shirt is wrinkled, and the paper is old. Spring ends in the south of the Yangtze River, and plum blossoms are difficult to harvest.

Stay, stay, stay.

Rouge tears, melt the rain and fly, wash away the musky smell of Yaoqin.

The red leaves are thin, and the ditches are drifting. Leisure is like water, speechless and flowing.

Hugh, Hugh, Hugh.

I humbly say that I am incomplete, but in reality it is not. My voice is poignant, and the resentment is deep. In addition, its true feelings are revealed, which is contained in the words. Therefore, it is more sad and sad to sing, and it contains sorrow. In just two short paragraphs, it sounds like a sentence of blood, and every word is broken.

The singer is so intoxicated that he can't extricate himself. But those who didn't know it were already in tears, and they couldn't cry anymore. I came back to my senses after singing, only to find Britney lying on my lap crying sadly. So he stroked her hair, smiled bitterly and asked, "Tiantian, didn't you just make a fuss about letting me sing to you?" Now that I'm singing, why are you crying? "The authorities are fans, I don't know how much this song shocked and moved her.

"Brother Yu, you are so good, you sing so well! Family...... Someone is going to marry you! She sat up again, her arms around my neck. The delicate body clings to my arms, trying to melt into it.

"You, a big girl, don't know how to be ashamed! I didn't say I wanted to marry you, you were in a hurry to marry me! I hugged her tenderly and raised my sleeves to wipe the tears from her eyes. Alas, be generous, who made me a man!

"Hmph, I don't care! In a word...... In short, people must marry you! If you dare to disobey me, I'll ...... I'll die for you! "Obediently, she wants to take the opportunity to force marriage again, but isn't it generally the man who forces the woman to force the marriage? And now, oh my! The universe is reversed, and yin and yang are subverted! One of her slender hands reached into my arms, feeling my smooth heartbeat and warm chest. I buried my head in my coat, closed my eyes, and slept happily with smiles and tears in my eyes.

The night outside was quiet, and in the foggy woods, you couldn't even hear the chirping of insects. The moon retracted its original brilliance and dimmed. At this time, even the shadows of the trees a few steps away have become blurred, but the love and warmth in this small tent are still there.

"Brother Yu, I'm cold!" In the night, the girl's sweet voice came from a dream, or a whisper. I tore off my coat and wrapped the jade figure in my arms tightly, and then leaned against the trunk of the tree behind me and closed my eyes in peace.

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