Niu Zhuzhu's head was very dizzy, his eyes were hazy, Huo Qiang was more exaggerated than him, he held his shoulder with one hand and followed him with his eyes closed, and from the moment he got out of the taxi, the two of them walked towards the campus of H University in this strange way. The two of them had been drinking until the wee hours of the morning the night before, and had come in the morning to report that it was pure sleepwalking.

An ordinary little couple walked across from them.

My dear, do you see the two people in front of you?

See, the two of them walked strangely.

You don't understand this, right?,The one behind is a blind man.,This is the legendary blind hexagram master who walks the streets and alleys to tell people.,I didn't expect to be able to see it at H University.,But seeing that they're so young, they must have just entered the industry.,It's not professional at all.,Professional should be a bamboo board.。

Why don't we go and calculate a hexagram, and look at them and blame the pitiful.

Okay, it's idle anyway.

"Hey, fortune tellers or bone-touching ones?" The man stopped the bull bolt and pretended to be professional to ask.

Niu Zhuzhu was looking for a bed, and lay on the man's shoulder gorgeously.

"What's the matter with you?" The girl was shocked.

"What are you doing blindly!" The man pushed the bolt away.

Niu Zhuzhu hugged the girl again.

"Ah~" The girl's face turned red all of a sudden, she couldn't say that she was clamoring for fortune telling just now because she was looking at the reason why the cow bolt was handsome.

"Let go of my girlfriend!" The man angrily punched the bullbolt pillar.

Niu Shuzhu subconsciously avoided the man's fist, the speed was about the same as teleportation in the eyes of ordinary people, and when the man and woman reacted, Niu Shuzhu had already pulled Huo Qiang more than ten meters away.

The man swallowed and spit, he never dared to catch up, he felt that he had either met a god or a ghost.

Women's eyes are even more obsessive, and handsome men with superpowers are female killers.

Let's go back. Women are no longer in the mood to go off-campus check-in.

weishenme？ Men reacted strongly. It was originally a long-distance relationship that finally survived the summer vacation with both hands, but this time I saw that eating abalone turned yellow halfway, and it was absolutely not allowed.

My stomach hurts, I guess something happened. Girls also know what excuses to use to make boys helpless.

All right. The man said viciously. Just now, he was still a spiritual person who could fight three lilies, and the woman's words made him a lifeless shell.

The girl led the route of the two people and slowly followed Niu Shuzhu, and even let her find that Niu Shuzhu went to the freshman registration office to register.

Damn, it's that kid. The boys also spotted the bullbolt in the crowd.

Let's go, send me back to the dorm, my stomach hurts. The girls pulled the boys to speed up the pace, as long as it was a school.

"Sign up. My name is Niu Bolt Column. Niu Bolt Zhu didn't have a good way.

"Without you, which department are you?"

"What? Is it still divided? Hey, which of our departments? Niu Xuanzhu asked Huo Qiang.

"How do I know, don't you have an admission notice?" Huo Qiang also began to look for his admission notice on his body.

The notice of the cow bolt pillar was in his coat pocket, and he almost took off his underwear to find him with a burst of happiness in his heart, someone is still in charge. His notice must have been Xiaotao's haode a long time ago.

"Garbage disposal? Hey Huo Qiang, is there such a major? Niu Zhuzhu asked Huo Qiang very seriously.

It could be that the sound of the cow bolt column is a little louder. There was a lot of laughter from the people who reported around.

“haha。 It's so professional, Brother Niu, I think this cleaner's profession is just too suitable for you. Huo Qiang laughed at Niu Zhuzhu.

"If you talk nonsense, I'll take you human trash first!" Niu Zhuzhu made a gesture to fight, "Don't be complacent, you kid, you are a professional with Lao Tzu." ”

"No way, I'll tell you I've probably seen my list, and the professional name is very good at tongue-twisting. You see, you find it. I majored in Mathematical Statistics in Probability Theory. ”

"My mother, you are so pitiful, I think your major is your graveyard, and you will stay in the first half of your freshman year forever." The bullbolt pillar affirmed.

"Brother Niu. Come on, which major are you? Hao Che pulled Jia Di up belatedly.

"Come on, fat man, Brother Niu is majoring in Chinese painting, the whole city is his canvas, and the broom is the most beautiful brush in his hand." Huo Qiang scrambled to speak.

Niu Xuanzhu gave Huo Qiang a kick: "Your good, you are in the white roll major, I guarantee that you will not be able to remember the name of your major for four years." ”

"What a mess." Hao Che simply took the admission notice of the two people.

"Haha, Brother Niu, I can guess the schedule of your major, social practice, social practice, social practice ......" Hao Che said cheaply.

"I'm not supposed to help you heal all the injuries on your body." Niu Zhuzhu said resentfully.

Xu is Niu Zhu, they talk too funny, and the people around them all look at them with a smile, as if they have become the focus of new students.

Jia Di said: "Huo Qiang, our brothers are sympathetic, I am majoring in real variable functions, I probably inquired about this school, and the professional exams of the two of us are difficult, it is said that the real function has to be tested ten times, and whether the mathematical statistics of the probability theory can be passed depends on randomness, you say that we are sad and urging." ”

"Rely on us, as long as we have a pass, we can get by, what are you worried about, what is Hao Fatzi's major?" Huo Qiang asked.

"Damn, I get angry when I think of this." Jadi scolded heartily.

Hao Che said with a happy face: "I'm majoring in female psychology, counting me as only three boys, wow Ka Ka ~"

It was rare for Hao Che to inquire so clearly in such a short time.

"Brothers, don't be stunned, let's go." Niu Zhuzhu glanced at Huo Qiangjiadi, and the three young men turned the school site into a pig slaughterhouse.

The four of them were arranged in four majors, and Tao Jianjun obviously wanted to cast a wide net in this arrangement.

The howling attracted attendance, and the crowd around became more and more crowded, and the cheers came one after another, and the teacher in charge of recruitment could not control the situation at all.

"What's going on!" A teacher surnamed Yu from the Political and Educational Office rushed into the crowd with a few people from the security office.

The crowd immediately fell silent, and the timid ones had already crowded out of the outer circle.

"Spread it all out for me, and all those who make a fuss will have a big demerit!" Teacher Yu scolded loudly.

A group of toiling people who had not yet enrolled in school dispersed in an instant.

"You guys, where did you come from, stand up for me!" Teacher Yu raised his voice and yelled at the four people who were still frolicking on the ground.

However, they are not ordinary people, and they have seen strong winds and waves, and they don't take a barking dog seriously at all.

"Pull them away, pull them away!" Teacher Zhang ordered a few security guards.

A few cheap security guards came up and pulled them away, and they were almost amused, and they couldn't afford to be angry with these security guards who earned money to support their families, so they also stood up from the ground.

"Where did you come from, bastards to make trouble in H, I'll send you all to the police station!" Teacher Zhang continued to shout.

"Will you be able to speak well? Or are all of your family naturally hearing-weak and have to communicate like this? Niu Zhuzhu asked with his ears plucked.

"Teacher Zhang, they are new students who have registered, not little hooligans." The teacher next to him kindly explained.

"Reported students? Our school doesn't collect garbage, you can go, our school won't accept you. As soon as Mr. Zhang heard that it was a freshman, he immediately got up. (To be continued......)