At night, when a man and a woman are alone together, it is most dangerous. What the word "danger" means here, you know.

Now, at night, yes, a man and a woman.

But if this scene happened between me and Chi Tiantian, it would be much safer, although the two of us do meet such a requirement in terms of gender, but who is my Yu Xiaoxi, that is recognized as a true gentleman who is not in danger in the face of beauty. Who is she Chi Tiantian, that is the little devil who was upset when I saw it. Although she also holds the title of beauty, it remains to be verified whether she is still a C woman or not. If it turns out that she is really a C woman, then the current scene may be quite dangerous.

"Brother Yu, what do you say we should do next, this is still a long distance away from your home!" Britney grabbed my arm, jumped up and down and followed me on the side of the road, kicking open a can, which was really uncivilized.

"What can I do about this, let's go! It's not that you don't want to run two steps because you're struggling, but now you just missed the last train. I really regret why I stopped and waited for you, if I had known, I would have left you alone. You know how to drag me down, how did I get such a nemesis like you! "Yes, if it weren't for my righteousness, I didn't want to casually leave a girl on the side of the road, I should have run over and get in the car and leave when the driver waved at me just now. I don't care about you, a damn girl, wearing high heels is trouble, and you can't run.

"Hehehehe, the facts show that Brother Yu, you still love me, right, am I very important in your heart?" The little devil rubbed her head against me with a hippie smile, no, she was going to take advantage of me again.

"Please, don't be wishful thinking, okay, I care about you in my heart? Just kidding! I'm just afraid that if something happens to you, I can't afford to go back and ask me for someone else. And I've promised your mom to take care of you, so this man has to be right. If it weren't for her old man's face, I wouldn't bother to care about you even if you were insulted by hooligans now! "I turned my head to the side hard, I can't be easily defeated by her rhetoric, otherwise my jade brook's wise and wise gold sign will not be smashed.

"Hmph, you're hard-mouthed, I know you must be hard-mouthed! I don't believe it, with such a beautiful and lovely beauty as me, standing in front of you, you can not be moved, aren't you a man? "Yo yo, you are still wheezing when you cough, don't think that you can be invincible and rampant if you are beautiful, tell you that Lao Tzu is not a greedy and lustful lord, and any temptation is ...... in front of me That, I don't want it, there are so many people who can do it, who will think that there is more money to bite the hand!

"To be honest, you said that you are so beautiful and have such a rich father. A daughter like you should find a son and brother in high society, she is handsome and rich in her family, this is called a household, right, why are you so ...... Alas, I said that you have lacked the love of your brother since you were a child, so you have this kind of brother-lover complex! "Yes, I'm a few years older than her, how could she have liked me if it weren't for her brotherhood. I have no money, no status, and I'm not handsome, so she has no reason to like me.

"Who said that Miss Qianjin must like Young Master Kuo, I, Chi Tiantian, hate those self-righteous boys, and I hate the smell of copper on their bodies even more. How is it like you, Brother Yu, although you don't have money, you are not pretentious, and you are sincere and kind to others, do not cheat, there is one thing to say and two to say, I like you This type of man, reliable, and secure! "Oops, this layer of top hat is weighing me down a little bit. I said that you Chi Tiantian is too open-mouthed, although honesty is a virtue, although I admit that all these advantages you said can be shown in me, but you can't say it all at once. You praised me to the sky, how can you embarrass other old men? We can't be too selfish, we should share the honor with others, after all, it's not easy to come to the world!

"Okay, okay, don't shoot me here, I'm not a fragile person who can't stand the bombardment of sugar-coated shells, my anti-flattery ability is strong! Let's think about how to go home, we can't go back to your house now, that would be too embarrassing. And it's so late in the day, you can't just walk back to my house like this. It doesn't matter if I'm a big man, the key is that I can't bear to be a girl! "Yes, my Jade Xiaoxi is not a wolf-hearted wooden man who doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, I can't let people say that mine is not.

"Hehe, Brother Yu, you admit it, you admit that you care about me!" The little devil's delicate body leaned towards me again, and although the smug expression was not clear, it could be heard in the intonation.

"I said, why do you think about that little girl, is it doubtful that my spirit of protecting the weak is also questionable? Not to mention that you are a big living person, even if it is a stray cat and dog, I will not easily discard them. You don't know, I'm born with a bodhisattva's heart, and I can't see that others are not as good as me. "It's the truth, the truth from the bottom of my heart.

"Cut, you don't have to brag about yourself here, and you don't feel disgusting! Let's get a taxi home, I'm afraid we won't even be able to get a taxi if it's any later. ”

"What, in a taxi? Do you know how expensive taxis are now, do you know how dark taxi drivers are now! It's just vampires, especially now that it's dark, they're even more robbing, I don't want to be slaughtered by them! ”

"You're just a stingy stingy guy, where can they kill them? Isn't it just a matter of a few dozen dollars, you won't be reluctant to give up even a few dozen dollars, right? Xiao Tiantian's tone was full of disdain, of course, money is a fart for rich daughters like them who don't worry about food and clothing!

"I said that you little girl just don't know the price of firewood and rice, if you were me with this condition, I wouldn't say this. You think a few dozen dollars is easy to earn, but when I was in college, these dozens of dollars were my living expenses for several days! Besides, our country is not very difficult now, the economic crisis is not getting worse, and we should be more diligent and thrifty in this urgent and extraordinary period! As the saying goes, it is easy to go from luxury to frugality, and it is difficult to go from thrift to luxury! As the next generation of the motherland, we have the obligation to cherish the fruits of the labor of the previous generation, and we have the obligation to save the living expenses for the next generation! Do you know how many people in various parts of the country still do not have enough to eat, and do you know how many people in various parts of the world will starve to death? Think of the children in the mountains, think of the poor in the African savannah, think of ......"

"Yu Xiaoxi, shut up for me, believe it or not, if you say another word of nonsense, I will kill you immediately!" Hey, why does this sentence sound so familiar, have I heard the same thing somewhere before? (Note: Readers can refer to the first few chapters)

"Shut up, shut up, why are you so loud! You see why your kid is so short-tempered, and before I can say a word, you just follow a lot. I'll say you...... Well, I'm not going to talk about it. "Seeing the little devil's angry green face and eager claws, I immediately covered my mouth.

"Okay, now listen to me, immediately hail a taxi and go home. Don't worry, I'll pay for the taxi, and I promise I won't let you pay a penny! "Britney's pie is very much like a big sister, as if I was just a little minion who eats after her. Beat her to pay a girl? You deliberately insulted my surname Yu, didn't you! Tell you that although Lao Tzu lives a frugal life, he has never lost his style in front of women. Do you think I'm rare for that little bit of broken money, Lao Tzu is the kind of iron rooster that doesn't pull out a hair?

Obviously, I am that in this economic downturn, we should all learn to live a low-carbon life.

"No, you are not allowed to fight! Do you know why the physical fitness of the Chinese people is declining day by day? It's because I'm too lazy! If you slap a long distance, you'll die! Thinking about the Red Army's 25,000-mile Long March, it came out step by step. Now it's only two or three miles away from my house at most, and we have to fight such a close road, so can we also degenerate into lazy people? If you want to fight yourself, I don't want to fall with you! "Actually, I'll tell you the truth, the reason why I am so strongly opposed to calling back is not that I am really reluctant to pay for it, nor is it to make a low-carbon life, nor is it the reason why TMD later pulled out the tune, my real reason is that I am afraid to go home immediately. Because it's not dawn yet, how am I going to settle this living ancestor when I get to my house!

"You...... You're mad at me! ......"Oh no, this little girl was so angry with me that I cried." Auntie, how do you know the hardships in my heart, I'm a hundred times more anxious than you. But I couldn't stand by when I saw her crying, so I had to be cheeky and comfort.

"It's so sweet, why are you crying? I was just joking with you, how could I really let you walk back with me? Actually, I think so, I think it's so good, it's not windy or rainy, how romantic it is for two people to walk on the street! You can also enjoy the night view along the way, which is not always happening! Well, if you don't want to, I'll stop you a taxi right away, so let's go back quickly, okay? "Damn, I admit that my heart is just too soft to stand a woman's tears. As long as this woman sheds tears in front of me, I will appoint surrender.

"If you hate it, you'll bully me! I'll beat you, I'll beat you to death! Xiao Tiantian saw that I was soft, and immediately burst into tears, and snuggled in my arms as soon as her delicate body moved. And that dishonest little head is still arched indiscriminately, you think my arms are pigsty!

In the face of such a vivid teasing, I TMD was a little confused again!

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