If you're a fox, even if you spray Chanel, you can't hide the fox stench. Of course, if you are a thousand-year-old fox demon, then even the cruel and unkind King of Xuan will be fascinated by you, Su Daji!

I'm not a demon, I'm an authentic person, as my dad and mom can testify. But I'm now going to have to do something bad that only goblins do, and it's not my will, didn't I say it, I had to do it...... Why should I explain bitterly, am I still afraid of others talking nonsense?

"Come, Brother Yu, put on this suit and try it to see if it fits?" Britney broke into my mansion from outside with several large bags, sweating profusely and panting for me to try on clothes.

"You...... Where did all this stuff come from? Tell you, I don't accept your bribes, we are honest and dedicated to the people, and we will never take a stitch from the people! "I didn't pay much attention to her bags, but I did care about her, so I quickly opened her a drink, which I didn't count in her salary for the sake of her hard work running around for me.

"I dragged several of my girlfriends around in an afternoon to choose these brand-name suits, and you can see that my legs are sore." Britney slapped her butt on my royal boss chair, snatched the drink from my hand and drank it.

"Who told you to buy me these things, and I don't lack clothes to wear. Besides, isn't it just a simple banquet, why are you so nervous? I didn't care to find a low bench to sit next to her, this little girl was quite conscious, as soon as I sat down, she put a pair of beautiful legs on my knees and motioned for me to massage her. I looked up at her in defiance, but humiliated me accepted her strong demand.

"What? Simple banquet! This is my father's carefully prepared celebrity exchange meeting, and the people who will appear at that time are all local figures, do you plan to wear a dog skin or cat skin to participate! ”

"It's as serious as you say, it's a big deal that I don't go." yes, I don't care what bullshit you are, I still love my "kennel" more than anything else.

"What, you say again you don't go! Do you want to die again, tell you that at this last critical moment, if you dare to pick a pick, see how I clean you up! "Is this a new threat? If so, then my Yuxiaoxi is too cowardly, and I am threatened by others at every turn, and I am still not a man?

"What, what can you do with me if I don't go? Can you bite me to death? "I immediately felt that something was wrong after saying this, not because I was afraid that this sentence would be misunderstood by others as I was deliberately flirting with a young girl, but because it seemed familiar, as if I had heard it somewhere. Who said that? It seems to be a leaf ...... No, I forgot, I can't remember who said it, I've completely forgotten Ye Xue, I can't even forget what her name is. What is Ye Xue's name?

"Oh? Is it? You mean I don't dare bite you, do you? Britney suddenly stood up charmingly, and her upper body began to slowly approach me.

"You...... What are you doing? Tell you not to mess around, this is my territory. Besides, in broad daylight, you want to ...... again" I hurriedly covered my shoulders with both hands, although I may have made some not very strong moves due to conditioned reflex in my movements, but my resolute and cold eyes still did not back down, I wanted to use my eyes to defeat her. But...... But the dead girl ignored my powerful thoughts, and two flower-like arms began to wrap around my neck.

"Yu Xiaoxi, Brother Yu, do you think I'm beautiful?" Hey, hey, please, don't get your mouth so close to my face, okay? Although your mouth is small, upturned and red, and the breath you exhale is hot, fragrant and intoxicating, it ...... But you have to look at the occasion, it's not in the bedroom on the second floor, and there is no bed, no quilt, no ...... Your mother, why am I so cheap!

"Sweet ...... Tiantian, you let go of me first, can you let go of me first? I don't seem to have brushed my teeth in the morning and have bad breath. Stay away from me, be careful of you. ”

"No, tell me if I'm beautiful first? Say it quickly, I'll let you go when I'm done! "Oh no, something scarlet pink was sticking out of her little cherry mouth, wet and steaming, and it was sweeping back and forth around my earlobe.

"Don't don't, Tiantian, you can't add it there, it's very sensitive, it's very sensitive!" Now I finally understand why the heroes and heroines in so many "island country action movies" I watched before like tongue kisses, they are looking for a different kind of stimulation.

"Okay, I won't add it, so can I do this?" Saying that, she straightened up the two "purple gold eight-sided hammers" on her chest and put them on my back spine, it's over, now she has taken out all her housekeeping skills, can I still hold it? (Note: The purple gold eight-edged hammer, Li Yuanba's famous weapon in the Legend of the Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, is said to weigh 320 pounds each.) ）

"Tiantian, you are so beautiful, Tiantian, you are so beautiful, you are simply the number one beauty in the world! You are Miss Wanjin of the Jade Emperor's Mother, Chang'e in the Moon Palace, and He Xiangu in Yaochi! "As long as women are willing to pay for us to persecute us, every man has the potential to create sweet words.

"That'...... Then are you still going to accompany me to the banquet? "Damn, it's still the same reason after a long time, women are just tendons.

"Go, how can you not go! I want to show all the rich bosses and tycoons that we peasant brothers are not only herding cattle and pigs, but that if we proletariats take action, the US Congress will be reorganized. ”

"Okay, try on these suits! I don't know your size, but I just picked a few pieces for you based on my feelings. You asked me to go shopping for clothes with you, as if I was afraid that I would eat you. "Britney finally left my body, and I suddenly felt a lot less stress, and of course, the feeling of emptiness also increased a lot in an instant.

"Just kidding, you, how could I go shopping for clothes with a strange girl? What would people think if they were seen by acquaintances, and they thought that my Yu Xiaoxi was openly raising Xiaomi behind the public's back! Besides, my 'size' is definitely a private secret, and even Ye Xue doesn't know about it, let alone you, a little girl. I just grinned and laughed, completely oblivious to the change in the expression on Britney's face. Those big beautiful eyes are spraying out with a seasoning that goes well with soy sauce, which we call vinegar.

"Ye Xue? Who is Ye Xue? "What a cold, so indifferent tone.

"Oops...... This, oh, is a cousin from my hometown. My mother was a well-known tailor in our area, and she was my mother's chief disciple, and she made me several pairs of underwear when I went to college. I was in a hurry and quickly pulled out my "costume designer" mom to act as a shield, hoping that this chick didn't see my unnaturalness.

"Your panties are also handmade?" She's trying to debunk my lies.

"That'...... That's not it! It's comfortable to wear by hand, isn't there a poem that says, 'My cousin's hand is on the line, and my cousin's lower body is dressed.' Who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is hard work'! The things made by stitches and threads are only solid when worn on the body. If you like it, I'll talk to her and ask her to make a few for you. "Which one do you think uses more material than women's panties or men's panties? I guess it's men's.

"Alright, don't talk nonsense to me anymore! Put it on and I'll take a look! With that, she took one of the suits and put it on me. Wear it, people rely on clothes, horses and saddles, put on dragon robes and Lao Tzu also went to the three palaces and six courtyards of the Forbidden City to take a walk.

"Tiantian, these clothes add up to at least two or three hundred yuan. Then you go to my bookkeeper to reimburse me, you work for me, how can the boss not even be willing to give up this little money! "Although we are not a big one, this little money is still out. Let a woman buy me clothes? If this spreads, where will my old face go, people will think that this little girl is supporting me.

"Two or three hundred? You buy a collar! Not to mention that these several pieces add up, this one alone will cost more than 8,000! Xiao Tiantian said nonchalantly, dare to love this rich lady's words are so diao! Do you think money is so easy to make? There is a saying that it is easy to fight the country, but it is difficult to defend the country. Fuck you, that's simply irresponsible. You can spend a million in a minute, but you can make a million in a minute!

"Eight...... Eight thousand! Are you talking about Japanese Yen or Korean Won? ”

"It's dollars!"

Holy shit, I plopped and fell into the boss's chair. My head is really dizzy now, and the world is full of portraits of Washington and Lincoln. (Note: The RMB is printed on our great Grandpa Mao, and the dollar is probably those two guys.) I'm going to be completely bankrupt now, chick, you're not going to take over my pet store again. In an instant, I seemed to see Xiao Tiantian smile and say to me: Yu Xiaoxi, as long as you put a handprint on this, our account will be written off.

Yang Bailao, Yang Bailao, it seems that my Yuxiaoxi is going to repeat your tragedy today, you sold Xi'er back then, and now I sell my own pet store! Britney, can I discuss something with you? Can I sell myself and see how much I'm still worth in the market?

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