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"None of the people around me are human...... the girl glared at the man and began to gnash her teeth.

"Even if there is, it's only a handful......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"She said you're not human, didn't you understand??" Sister Bai stabbed the man's waist and said.

"I'm really not a human, I'm an immortal......" Nie Canglong said as a matter of course.

"People are talking about shijie before the end of the world, okay??" Sister Bai rolled her eyes, "You were a god before the end of the world?" ”

"You have to make me not human, you're beautiful, aren't you?? I said, can you not stab me in the waist, we don't know each other so well......" Nie Canglong glared at Sister Bai and said with a dark face.

"You're really boring...... Sister Bai's little face turned red, so she twisted her face to the side and didn't even look at the man.

"It's not a question of whether you're energetic or not, you're the mother of your children, can you check your behavior??" Nie Canglong is still a little reluctant.

"I'm not going to be careful, how about it??" Sister Bai was also a little annoyed, this person was so angry when he spoke, she turned her head and glared at him angrily, "You give me a little care, don't make me anxious, otherwise I'll give you a ...... one night I won't say it directly in front of the child, I think you know what I'm going to say......"

"Sister Bai, look at you, you talk halfway, this is a vice, the most annoying, you better say it directly......" Qin Xiaojun sneered on the side.

"Do you really want me to say it??" Sister Bai's eyes narrowed.

"Don't say it, do you??" Nie Canglong was a little embarrassed. Become the object of people's obscenity. I'm a little embarrassed to say anything, "How embarrassing is it to say it??" ”

"It's still good ......to say," the girl sneered, staring at Sister Bai with big eyes, "Even if you are on guard, you have to have a direction, right??" It's time to get vaccinated......"

"...... you say" Nie Canglong waved his hand at Sister Bai with an embarrassed face, motioning for her to continue.

"Hmph......" Sister Bai looked at Nie Canglong and snorted coldly, "If you want to hear me, say it, if you dare to provoke me, I will take advantage of the night when you are sleeping." I clicked you, and I slipped you like a pig......"

"Uh......" Nie Canglong's face changed at that time, "It's too ruthless, right??" ”

"It's not ruthless, it's not ruthless at all...... Qin Xiaojun laughed.

"There's just a little bit of it. Let me be quite timid......" Sister Bai showed a hint of embarrassment on her face.

"Did you run into any problems??" Qin Xiaojun asked with some curiosity.

"I can't pass the ...... of jishu" Sister Bai looked embarrassed, "It's not that you don't know, the pig is a jishu job......"

"It's okay, I'll teach you ......" Qin Xiaojun is quite generous, and he doesn't have the view of Jishu personnel at all.

"Xiaojun, are you still my wife??" Nie Canglong cried with a sad face, looking at Qin Xiaojun pitifully.

"I've never been ......," the girl said with a smile.

"You really make me sad......" Nie Canglong immediately made a look of loss.

"Hmph......" the girl smiled proudly, "Who made you dare to offend Sister Bai??" ”

"I know, next time she rapes me, I won't resist......" Nie Canglong immediately made a look of knowing his mistake and changing it. Said.

"Bah, the ghost just raped you......" Sister Bai's little face turned red at that time.

"Wife, she said that the ghost only raped me......" Nie Canglong immediately complained to the girl.

"What does it have to do with me??" The girl's little face was dark at that time, look at what you mean, it seems that I want to rape you, you don't pee and take care of yourself, am I Qin Xiaojun that kind of person? ? Phew, how can you pee on me?? …,

"Doesn't it matter?? I'm your man, and when she says that, it's your direct interests that are harmed. How can you say it's nothing to do with you? Nie Canglong said.

"Anyway, it has nothing to do with me, if you get involved with me again, I'm not welcome to you......" The girl glared at the man, her little face flushed, obviously embarrassed. You're my man, you big man said that. I don't know if I'm blushing, is there any manhood??

"You're welcome what can you do to me?? Beat Sister Bai?? You can't beat her, can you?? Nie Canglong began to pretend to be stupid, dealing with a shrewd person like a girl, you can't reason with her, otherwise she can talk to you in a mental hospital.

"I have a little green ......," the girl said angrily.

"It's ......" Nie Canglong nodded, "Even a peerless master like Cloud Zhongzi Dao Leader can't bear it, let alone a little master like Sister Bai......"

"Even if you don't have Xiaoqing, I don't dare to touch your tiger whiskers, it's not that I don't want to live, if I don't have it, my daughter will really be an orphan......" Sister Bai hurriedly shook her hand and said.

"Dao Chief, my master asked me to invite you, saying that there is good wine in this shop, and I want you to taste it, and by the way, I will make amends to you...... Wang Xueying's voice came from outside.

"Shhhhhh......h

"Your master really wants to make amends with me??" The voice of the Daoist of Yunzhongzi was still a little hoarse, but the tone of his voice was quite arrogant, quite twenty-five or eighty-thousand.

"That's ......," Wang Xueying lowered her posture.

"Hmm......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi replied quite wisely, "Then you can lead the way in front......

"Okay...... Wang Xueying hurriedly responded, "It's in the box in front, Tianzihao, don't say it, this hotel is quite antique, and even the name of the box is a feudal flavor......"

"Ahem, cough, ahem......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief's pretended coughing sound was quite harsh.

"What's wrong with Dao Chief?? Why don't you go?? Wang Xueying asked with some confusion.

"Oops......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief pretended to sigh. Lao Dao's legs and feet are not very good. If I don't have someone to greet me, I'm afraid I won't be able to walk in the future......"

"Look at you, didn't I greet you? Am I not human? Wang Xueying was a little unhappy.

"Oh, it seems that I'm really old, why are these legs and feet a little disobedient??" As soon as the words of the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Chief came out, everyone who heard it automatically appeared four words in their minds, and the villain was ambitious.

"Go ......" Qin Xiaojun glanced at Nie Canglong.

"Hmm......" Nie Canglong nodded, got up and walked out of the box.

"Master is out??" Wang Xueying looked at her master in some surprise, she really didn't notice it. Master, the great immortal, really came out.

"Let's go in......" Nie Canglong waved his hand at the unlucky apprentice, "Just leave it to me here......"

"Oh......" Wang Xueying replied and went into the box.

"That Taoist chief, this grievance should be resolved rather than settled. Although it is indeed despicable for you to sow discord, but I arrange your elders, this is my fault, and I hope you will give me a face, let me toast you with a glass of wine, and apologize......" Nie Canglong glanced at the Daoist Yunzhongzi, who was quite good, and a sincere smile appeared on his face, and he lowered his figure as low as possible.

"Hmph......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief's face was still black, of course, his face was not white. Now that the thunder has been struck, the face is even darker, look at the current face, and then think about his previous face, but I feel that this old Taoist was really a little white face before. …,

"Dao Chief, you are all centenarians, don't worry about me as a young man......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"Hmph, Lao Dao is not yet a hundred years old......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang smiled coldly, and was about to reach out to stroke his beard. But this time, this body is shaking, and the beard that I have grown for so many years is a lot shorter, and there is no smoothness at all. It was like withered grass, and the face became even more ugly.

"Hey, hey. With your physique, there is no pressure at all to live to be a hundred years old......" Nie Canglong said with a flattering smile.

"How can Lao Dao live to be a hundred years old?? Lao Dao can still live to be a thousand years old, ten thousand years old......" The old Taoist was not polite, and he raised his vigilance in his heart, to say that Nie Canglong had a smiling face with himself at the beginning, if this can also be explained as this kid hurt the feelings of the old man, he couldn't help it, and apologized to himself or something, then the flattering smile just now can only show that this kid is playing with ghosts, and he didn't have any good intentions when he called himself.

"Look at what you said...... Nie Canglong's smile became sweeter and sweeter, "How can you be so spoiled by yourself??" ”

"Isn't that what you said??" The old Taoist elder trembled his already bald eyebrows and said.

"Isn't that a joke on you??" Nie Canglong laughed hard, but he secretly complained in his heart, with his current smile, even a bee can die sweetly, I don't know what Xiaojun thinks, I have to let myself not laugh or speak, you say, we are a land immortal, as for laughing like this with him, a mortal? ?

"Then you mean, Lao Dao can't live to be a thousand years old, let alone ten thousand years old??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows and said.

"No......" Nie Canglong felt that his smile was too fake, "Your old man has a long life, and you can't use numbers to describe your longevity......"

"Is that so?? The old Taoist likes to listen to it......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi nodded with considerable satisfaction.

"Dao Chief......" The muscles on Nie Canglong's face were a little stiff, although he was an immortal, he was really not too good at making a fake smile, "Why don't we go into the box?" ”

"Don't enter the box, Lao Dao is not a big person, who is the person who entered the box? ? Let's eat in this hall...... "The old Taoist didn't enter the box, who knows what dangers are waiting for him in the box, especially Qin Xiaojun, he doesn't want to see it in his heart, this little girl is really too dangerous."

"This ......" Nie Canglong watched Lao Dao walk to a window position and sit down, he was a little at a loss, his daughter-in-law also explained that he wanted to toast a glass of wine to Lao Dao, did he also have to sit at a table with him.

"You don't have to accompany Lao Dao, Lao Dao drinks by himself, and it is more interesting...... "Lao Dao Chang sat on the chair, leaned his back lightly on the back of the chair, and said naturally.

"It's fun. Is it five girls or three shadows?? Nie Canglong muttered. I went to the counter, anyway, it was a toast, a toast, a toast, a toast in the box, and a toast in the hall.

"What are you muttering??" The Cloud Neutron Daoist said rather unkindly.

"No, I said that you have a taste, more chic than the poet Immortal Li Taibai......" Nie Canglong hugged a jar of wine and said with a smile.

"How can you tell the truth?? I won't allow it next time......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi said with a smug face.

"This poet immortal Li Taibai has a hobby, that is, wine. I think if the Taoist wants to be chic, there is no wine, it is a pity......" Nie Canglong held the wine and came to the old Taoist's table. Put it on the table, lift the lid, and suddenly, a rich aroma of wine emanated. …,

"Sniff ......" When the old Taoist chief smelled the aroma of wine, his eyes instantly widened, like a mouse sniffing cheese in a cartoon, and his nose couldn't stop stirring, and the whole person fell on the wine jar.

"What do you think of this wine?" Nie Canglong asked with a smile.

"Uh-huh...... "The old Taoist nodded again and again, "Good wine, good wine, authentic ten-year-old daughter red ......"

"This is Daughter Red??" Nie Canglong was a little surprised.

"Of course...... "The old Taoist still has the heart to explain to Nie Canglong." If you want to say that the taste of this daughter red, it is different from place to place, after all, although this daughter red is a good wine, but there are many people who make it, and the climate and environment are different in various places......

"I see, I have learned a long ......" Nie Canglong nodded quite approvingly, just like there will be many fonts for words, which originally evolved from the same font. Because after the initial spread to various places, cultural exchanges were not very convenient due to transportation, so this boring development evolved into different fonts. For example, Qin Shi Huang has made great contributions to the dissemination of culture. The most famous is that the book is the same text, the car is on the same track, so that everyone can write Chinese characters in the same font, which is conducive to cultural dissemination, strengthens transportation construction, and promotes cultural exchanges.

"You kid still have a lot to learn......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at Nie Canglong with disdain, "Okay, Sensei is with the old way, the old way drinks by himself, it's more interesting than drinking with you......"

"What's the line with your own drink?? You have to have a few good dishes anyway, right? Nie Canglong laughed and said.

"What are you doing stupidly??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glared at Nie Canglong, and really regarded him as a boy beside him.

"Boss, serve the food, serve all the good dishes in your store......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips secretly and shouted.

"Come on...... the proprietress was waiting in the kitchen to order food here, and when she heard Nie Canglong's voice, she ran out with a plate of dishes.

"Oh, this is all haode??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi looked at the steaming dishes, and his eyebrows couldn't help but start jumping again, and he was really prepared.

"Don't mind, this world is different, there aren't many ingredients in the store, if you order, I'll definitely be ......blind here," the proprietress said with a smile as she put the dishes on the table.

"Hehe, just this Dong'an chicken, that chicken was caught by my apprentice......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"Hmm......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi nodded, "This is understandable, now, it is quite good to be able to order a Dong'an Zi chicken in the restaurant......

"Dao Chief, you use the ...... slowly" The proprietress has a ghost in her heart, and this laugh is a little flattering.

"Hmm......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi nodded, took a pair of chopsticks, and sandwiched a piece of chicken, turned it over and looked at it a few times, then sneered and looked at the proprietress with a sneer, "Why do I smell the smell of sweat medicine in this chicken??" Are you sure you're not running a black shop?? ”

"This ......" The smile on the proprietress froze, and then she smiled, "The Taoist is really joking, I dare to use my head to guarantee that there is absolutely no sweat medicine in this chicken......"

"Hahahaha......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist smiled as he swallowed the chicken into his mouth and chewed it, "Just kidding, don't mind, if there are any good dishes, I promise that you won't suffer......"

"Look at you, you're long, but I'm scared to death, our restaurant doesn't have a health permit, if you have a problem eating, the health bureau will not fine us for bankruptcy??" The proprietress complained twice, and went to the kitchen with a smile, anyway, the father-in-law ordered, pick up the good dishes, no need to save, so what else is there to say?? Even if this old Taoist doesn't give money for dinner, then find it from the account of his old father.

"Dao Chief, I salute you, it is considered to be an amendology with you, let's laugh at the enmity and hatred, and from now on we will still be the best friends......" Nie Canglong poured two glasses of wine quite politely, raised a glass, and saluted the old Dao Chief.

"You should do it first as a respect...... Old Daoist looked at Nie Canglong, and instead of serving wine, he said with a sneer.

"Yes, yes, I'll do it first as a respect......" The smile on Nie Canglong's face stiffened a little, he dried the wine in the cup in one gulp, showed the bottom of the cup to Daoist Yunzhongzi, and then put down the cup, "There are still some things in the box, I won't compensate you here, you are free, this account is all counted on my head......"

"Okay, okay, you go and get busy......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi took two sips of the wine glass, and waved his hand to Nie Canglong with a smile, "I promise that I won't be polite to you, Lao Dao doesn't know what politeness is in this life......

"You eat and drink well......" Nie Canglong nodded with a smile and slipped back into the box.

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