"The monkey Wukong and this parrot in this courtyard, this IQ is really exaggerated!" Cheng Xuan, the little round-faced girl, looked at all this blankly, and she still looked incredulous at this time.

Chen Yueyuan, Yun Yan, and Li Xuying also looked stupid, obviously the performance of this pair of living treasures fertilized them.

The second parrot that was thrown to the ground turned over on the ground, stood up with its calves bounced, waved its wings a few times, and then flew up and chased in the direction where Wukong left, shouting while chasing:

"Wukong, you bastard to Lao Tzu back, dare to throw Lao Tzu to the ground like this, Lao Tzu wants to seek revenge on you; There is a kind of don't run, Lao Tzu will fight with you for 300 rounds, and you will kneel and beg for mercy! ”

"Squeak!" Wukong, who had just walked to the door of the miscellaneous house with his little hands behind his back and crutches, heard the cries of the two parrots, and suddenly turned over and ran back to the two parrots, and when the two parrots reacted and screamed and were about to fly high, they were grabbed by the jumping Wukong in his hand, and he slapped him in the face again, and then still threw it low into the air, so that the two parrots once again praised the standard action of a handful of upside-down onions.

Wukong walked away with his hands behind his back again, and his back had the demeanor of a master.

The second parrot got up from the ground again, flickered its wings and flew up, and chased in the direction of Wukong again, still shouting as loudly as just now: "Wukong, you bastard, look down on Lao Tzu, right, you come back, let's fight for three hundred rounds, whoever escapes is a bad seed!" ”

At this time, the second parrot, with an indomitable look, continued to shout at Wukong.

It's just that although these two parrots are crying very happily, they fly at a height of more than three meters, and obviously at this altitude, it is impossible for it to really fight Wukong for 300 rounds. It fully shows that these two parrots don't know how to learn from that movie, and the classic example of 'losing people don't lose battles'. "Smack!"

Just when the two parrots were crying, there was a crisp sound, and then a plastic BB bullet flew out of the miscellaneous room, and instantly came to the side of the two parrots, and accurately hit the two parrots, hitting the two goods from the air to the ground at once.

"This monkey can even play with airsoft guns!" Several girls were stunned by Wukong again, apparently the plastic bullet must have been fired by Wukong in the West Miscellaneous House, they had heard Yunyi say it from Yun Yan.

The parrot that was shot by a plastic BB bullet took a while to get up from the ground. Flapping its wings flew from the new to the air, this time it did not continue to dare to shout at Wukong, but flew back to the parrot shelf to stay, honestly eating fruits and rice grains, it seemed that it was really afraid of Wukong.

"Second goods, you're fine, right?" Yun Yan and several girls gathered around the second parrot, all looking at it with worried expressions, for fear that they would be shot by the impact of the plastic bullet just now, and they would hurt the bird whose bones were not strong.

"Don't worry. Lao Tzu deliberately let it just now, otherwise it would have been able to beat Lao Tzu! "These two parrots don't lose the battle, and the two wings are raised one by one, making the appearance of blocking their mouths. The little head stretched out, looked at the West Miscellaneous House with a vigilant look, and said: "I'm practicing martial arts now, and when I practice, I'll go and clean up that monkey head!" ”

"Do you know martial arts?" Several girls looked at this vain guy with a look of surprise, and they all thought it was bragging.

"How. You don't believe it! The second parrot suddenly looked a little unhappy, and looked at the girls with wings on its back, and its little head twisted to the side.

"Letter. How can we not believe it, but what martial arts do you have, can you let us see! Yun Yan lay on the edge of the parrot shelf, teasing the second parrot.

"Well, I know a lot of martial arts, such as the white crane with bright wings, Foshan shadowless feet, Jeet Kune Do or something!" The second parrot raised its head and said that it was obviously very confident when it said these things, and learned the martial arts moves it saw in the movie, such as Jet Li and Bruce Lee, and practiced one move at a time.

"Ha, look at my white crane with bright wings!" The second parrot shouted, following Jet Li's appearance, the two wings spread suddenly, and the small body was suddenly pulled back by the wings, and the white crane showed its wings with a very standard move.

Then, in the exclamation of everyone, it fluttered its wings and flew up, and its two little feet kicked in a mess, and then shouted: "Look at my Foshan shadowless feet!" ”

Looking at the two parrots kicking their two paws, as if a person who had fallen into the water and was scratching around, several girls suddenly couldn't bear it, and burst out laughing again, and they all hammered each other's thighs and laughed straight down.

"What, isn't my kung fu great?" The second parrot looked at the girls laughing a little blankly, and was slightly stunned for a moment, and then as if he had made up his mind, the parrot had a very solemn look on his face, and said seriously: "Since this is the case, then I have to use the ultimate martial arts of conventional strength among human beings!" ”

"The ultimate martial arts, what is it?" Several girls looked at the parrot suspiciously, and couldn't understand what kind of medicine this guy was selling in the gourd with such a solemn expression.

"The ultimate martial arts, that is-woo-wow-wow, Bruce Lee taekwondo!" The second parrot screamed in his mouth, learning from Bruce Lee on TV, his two wings were shaking, and his two little paws were also pulling around.

"This parrot is finally invincible!" The girls erupted into an even more exaggerated burst of laughter again, and finally laughed at the trick of the two parrots.

In the midst of laughter, the sound of the second parrot whining and wahing kept coming, and it seemed that the two of them still felt very confident in their tricks, and they were still there to continue to imitate Bruce Lee's actions in the movie.

"Poof!" Yun Yi, who had been enduring it for a long time, finally squirted out, although he knew that his second-class parrot was very sassy, but he didn't expect it to be like this.

Moreover, it seems that although this guy used to be quite smart, he can be on a par with Chen Lao when he plays chess; But when talking to people, it seems to be very blunt, and where it is like now, it is almost like talking to a normal human being.

"Second goods, when did you say such a thing, it seems that you stumbled a few days ago?" Looking at the second parrot, Yun Yi grabbed this guy from the parrot rack and interrogated him in his hand. (To be continued.) )

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