Chapter 13: The Fairy Gu is here
"Liu Bawang also went up the mountain yesterday?"
"Isn't it?"
"It's good to die!" Someone immediately gritted his teeth, "My mother's uncle's house is not in the North Village next door, that Liu Qiang, relying on his relatives is the village head, has been rampant in the village, and he beat my mother-in-law last year, saying that my mother-in-law stole his chickens, phew! Obviously, he wanted to rob my mother-in-law's chickens!"
"Everyone is afraid that he is not because he is a practitioner again, and no one in the two villages can beat him. ”
"Hehe, I didn't expect God to clean it up in the end. ”
"Who said it was God, it's a demon! I heard them say that it was the mountain demon who ate his intestines!"
When I landed, everyone had goosebumps, and felt that the air was also cloudy and windy.
"Early this morning, the Liu family went to the town to invite the fairy aunt to exorcise evil spirits, and those who were plagued by monsters must be exorcized, otherwise I heard that they will become cannibalistic zombies. Moreover, it is said that Liu Qiang's younger brother was also scared out of his soul by monsters, and he has to summon spirits. ”
Everyone's faces tightened, and they stopped talking with a little horror. When it comes to things like demons and ghosts, I can't stop hairing in my heart, as if if I say a word or two, I will also be targeted by demons and ghosts. It was almost noon, and everyone felt that the sun was gloomy.
The sun was getting higher and higher, and the people in the village shouted "know-know-know-", and a group of bare-chested village children ran past the door of He Shiqi's thatched hut with bamboo poles, giggling and busy going to know.
Lian Youyou was in the small broken courtyard of He Shiqi's house, sitting on the Taishi chair, sipping melon seeds and drinking tea.
He Shiqi stood beside her happily, poured tea for her after she finished drinking, and peeled melon seeds for her when she was tired, and her service skills were full marks.
Lin Yuniang and He Lao Xiucai stood aside tremblingly, and they had been watching Lianyou for a long time.
Lin Yuniang tugged at He Lao Xiucai's sleeve, He Lao Xiucai swallowed his saliva, and boldly stepped forward: "This Lian girl, where is your home......? Let Ah Qi send you back......"
Lian Youyou smiled: "Old Xiucai, there is a saying, it is easy to invite God and difficult to send God." Last night, you ...... me and Ah Qi" Lian Youyou patted He Shiqi on the side, "Locked together, don't you just hope that I can be He Shiqi's daughter-in-law and take good care of him after you die?"
The two old men began to tremble again, how can this lotus know everything!
Lian Youyou clapped her hands, stood up, stepped on the Taishi chair, stood high on the Taishi chair, her right hand OK in front of her, her left hand OK sideways, and the top of her head today, the breeze was blowing, and suddenly, she really brought out a bit of the dignity of the goddess.
When the old couple looked up at her, they were dazzled by the golden sun above her head, and they felt that Lian Youyou's body was also shrouded in a circle of golden light.
"I am the true God, and your wishes I already know that I cannot be Ah Qi's wife, but I will continue to take care of Ah Qi......"
"Ah-no-no-no-," the old couple hurriedly shouted together, waving their hands again and again, "We'll take care of him ourselves, don't bother the girl." "The fool is handed over to the foolish aunt, and he still starves to death?
Lian Youyou raised his eyebrows, put down his standard technique of setting the ground, jumped off the Taishi chair, and looked at the old couple depressedly: "I said that I am an immortal, why don't you believe it? I tell you, I have a divine beast! I'll show you!"
The old couple had already begun to move to He Shiqi's side, and one of them grabbed He Shiqi's arm, ready to run away at any time.
Lian Youyou touched her whole body, stopped her hand on her waist, and smiled. She licked her lips, took out something from her waist, and turned around and put it in front of the old couple and He Shiqi: "Look!
The old couple looked at it fixedly, alas! This time, no one believes that Lian Youyou is a stupid aunt!
I saw that what she had in her hand was obviously just a black cat-shaped wooden plaque! Moreover, it was the kind of carving and the simplest kind of carving, that is, on a round black wooden plaque, a cat face was simply carved. Just like during the Chinese New Year, in order to make children happy, adults use some red dates, peanuts and sesame seeds to pose a kitten's face on the white flour cake.
Seeing this wooden plaque that was said to be a divine beast by Lian Youyou, He Lao Xiucai and Lin Yuniang were a little relieved. Even if this is a demon girl, she is a stupid banshee.
"Okay~~~Okay~~~" He Shiqi clapped his hands on the side, "The black cat can be friends with the second dog, hehe." ”
Lian Youyou saw that the old couple didn't believe it, and shook the wooden sign in his hand: "You don't believe it, do you? This product is the same as me, it was flattened." He was unlucky, he fell his face to the ground, eh, like he flattened a cat from head to toe. Lian Youyou said while gesturing. She drew the size of a cat, then slapped her hands as if she had flattened something, and when she spread out her palms, there was the little black wooden plaque in her palms.
Old He and his wife shook their heads again and again, Lian Youyou's stupidity was far better than their Ah Qi, so that they were no longer afraid. It doesn't seem to be dangerous, just like a silly rabbit, you don't want to be afraid of it.
"Don't underestimate him, he was the son of the Demon God of the Demon God Domain!" "The more Lian Youyou spoke, the more energetic he became, with a wave of his right arm, his face was raised forty-five degrees, and he began to look up, as if an epic blockbuster was being staged in front of him, "He is extremely handsome, his black hair is like a milky way waterfall, in the dark, there is also a faint starlight, this starlight is the perfect oil shine of the fur when he is in the form of a beast, his hair is very smooth, very soft, unusually-easy to touch......"
"Biliba ———" Suddenly, a suona sounded in the clear sky.
Lian You immediately turned around and looked outward, raised his lips and smiled: "There is excitement." She immediately jumped to the door, and saw a procession of people walking along the village road in the fields.
Gongs and drums and suona open the way, seven star sails and flags flying, two flower girls scatter flowers to pave the way, sturdy attendants are petuniage, and a middle-aged Taoist girl wearing a flower costume sits on the ox cart.
Dao Gu wore a high bun, wore a women's blue Dao crown, a pink Dao robe, a circle of flower feathers around her neck, and a white cloak fluttering in the wind.
Dao Gu's face was white with snowflakes, her cheeks were red with peach blossoms, her eyebrows were three lotus prints, her eyes were closed, and the lotus fingers of her right hand were erected in front of her, which was exactly the same as when Lian Youyou pretended to be a goddess.
"Hey, hey. Lian Youyou looked at that technique and laughed herself. She leaned against the door with her hands on her chest, her bright eyes already shining.
Old couple He and He Shiqi heard the sound of gongs, drums, and suona, and also went to the fence to watch the excitement.
The queue went all the way, and there were more and more people.
In the fields, the villagers in the family's workshop all ran out and followed on both sides.
There is no entertainment in the small mountain village on weekdays, and it is rare for a fairy to pass by, of course, the whole village has to watch. So, one by one, they dragged their families to bring their mouths, this one called the son to call the third aunt, and the other called the daughter to call the sixth aunt, and they all came to see the fairy aunt.