1-1 The Return of the King

In the early hours of the morning, Liu Ziguang walked out of the train station in Jiangbei City.................. The taxi drivers and hotel attendants who were soliciting customers gathered around like flies, but no one paid any attention to him, who was dressed as a migrant worker

[These people don't know the goods!! 】

"It's me, my son is back." Liu Ziguang rushed over, his long-term career has tempered the weak young man into an iron-cast tough guy, he has shed blood and sweat in the past eight years, but not a single tear has been shed, but at this moment, hot tears burst out of his eyes, and the iron-clad man cried like a child.

[HEREBY MARK, THIS PRODUCT RARELY CRIES]

Mom picked up the phone and dialed for a long time, and finally got through, and after a few feeds, she made two tones, put down the phone and turned around, her face full of anxiety: "Your father was beaten in class, and now he is in the hospital, what can I do." ”

[As soon as this goods comes back, something will happen, and things will be fine!!] (Haha, just kidding)]

In the sixteenth building of Zhicheng Garden, there are only a few lonely cars in the parking space downstairs, one of which is a champagne-gold BMW X5 SUV, which is very domineering across the two parking spaces.

[Except for the taxis at the beginning, this is where the car first appeared.] 】

Liu Ziguang looked in from the driver's window, there was no one in the car, a thick steering wheel was locked on the steering wheel, and there was a huge S logo in the center of the strange steering wheel, what a bullshit BMW off-road car, it was clearly a double-ring SCEO.

【CRA NO.1 : Double Ring SCEO】

1-2 Hospital Prestige

My father is old, and he will no longer ride a 28 permanent bicycle to the zoo with the family like he did 20 years ago, teach himself to play and swim like he did 15 years ago, and no longer help him repair the tricycle used to build a stall like he did eight years ago. Today, he is just an old man, an old man who needs to be taken care of, but he is still holding up the sky for this family with his thin shoulders, sheltering from the wind and rain.

[Sadness... 】

The man raised his head suddenly, where were the traces of crying on his face, a cold face, a resolute and straight nose, wild and unruly eyes, and closed lips, all exuding a powerful manly aura, which made the little nurse's heartbeat for no reason. ……………… To be honest, this guy in front of him is not very handsome, but it makes people look enthusiastic and heartbeat, and I don't know why.

[Chick, you don't know, you're about to fall into the clutches of the devil~~~~~ Wow Ka Ka Ka ~~~]

Suddenly, there was a shrill sound of sudden braking, and a royal blue Mazda six-type five-door hatchback coupe was parked in the parking lot at the entrance of the emergency room............ The dragon and tiger tattooed on the arm are not good at first glance.

【CAR NO. 2 : MALIU 】

The door of the emergency room was kicked open, and the first young man in a purple T-shirt shouted arrogantly: "Where is the security guard sent by Zhicheng Garden?" ”…………………… The purple T-shirt took off his sunglasses, and spit out the chewing gum on the ground with a mouthful: "Mom 13, isn't it just a migrant worker, call me!" ”…………………… Liu Ziguang stood up unhurriedly, comforted the second elder and said, "It's okay, it'll be fine right away." As he spoke, he walked over to the four hooligans. …………………… Not only did the nurses' mouths open into an O-shape, but the purple T-shirts were also dumbfounded, watching the migrant worker come over and choke themselves.

[With such a long list, I stared at the word "migrant worker" for a long time~ Hahahahahaha!! 】

"This nurse sister is wrong, no one fights, they are here to deliver medical bills." Liu Ziguang appeared in a swaying manner, the polyester double-breasted suit was draped on his shoulders, revealing the Baleno T inside, a belt was tied around his waist very casually, his long hair was fluttering, his demeanor was calm, he was not chic, and the other three nurses had completely become Liu Ziguang's fans at the moment, and they got together and muttered: "So handsome."

[So handsome,。。。。 Handsome sister!! Isn't this sharp。。。。。 Especially the strap around the waist... 】

Seeing Liu Ziguang coming back, they hugged each other and asked in a chirping voice: "Handsome guy, how much is your mobile phone number and how much QQ is there?" Liu Ziguang smiled, took out the N85 of the hadron and said: "The newly bought mobile phone has not been numbered yet." As he was talking, the mobile phone rang, Liu Ziguang pressed the answer button, and a voice came from the microphone: "Qiangzi, we will be there soon, two Jinbei, twenty people, all with guys, where to go?" ”

[You didn't have a number, you answered a yarn!! 】

1-3 Enigmatic men

Liu Ziguang stepped on the accelerator and drove forward, and suddenly stepped on it again, Ma Liu let out a strange cry and stopped next to the bus stop, Liu Ziguang pressed the glass and asked, "Go home?" ”

[A strange scream... Transformers... Xiaofang's psychological quality is really good. 】

When she got out of the car, the little nurse bit her lip and hesitated and said, "Well, you...... Would you like to come up for a cup of tea? Liu Ziguang blinked and happily agreed: "Okay." ”

[Nima! Lao Liu's thief got up early at this time!! 】

As soon as Fang Fei looked up, he saw Liu Ziguang looking out the window at the community playground, followed his gaze, and saw three or four children playing under the leadership of his mother, and then looked at Liu Ziguang, his eyes were so melancholy, and full of affection, a pair of eyes were so deep, as if there was an infinite universe.

[Universe。。。。。。。。 ORZ。。。 】

1-4 Became a security guard

Liu Ziguang sent his mother home, and a group of people just got into the elevator, and a little girl ran behind her, with a slender body and an extremely beautiful face, which made Liu Ziguang move people who were used to seeing beautiful women.

[Xiaoxue appeared... I really like this girl... I love beautiful women~~~~~~~~~~~~~]

So Liu Ziguang lay on the ground and did ten standard push-ups, the manager saw that he was not panting, neither myopic nor fat, so he nodded and said: "Okay, look at Lao Liu's face and accept you, pay 500 yuan for clothing, bring a copy of your ID card to the comprehensive office to register, and officially go to work in the afternoon, by the way, shave your long hair, what does it look like to be neither male nor female." ”

[Hahahahahaha!!!。。。。ha I didn't know there was a joke here... It's just funny... 】

1-5 Pig-feeding soldiers

Captain Bai said: "But let him work with us, sooner or later there will be chaos, don't you see his attitude of talking to Officer Hu, it's just ......" He slapped the table indignantly, as if Liu Ziguang had bullied his female relatives.

【。。。。。 Female family members。。。。。 All right.. I laughed again... 】

Wang Zhijun leaned over and asked, "Dude, are you really from the mountain?" Liu Ziguang pretended to be harmless to humans and animals and said, "Do you see my elephant?" "Elephant! It's too similar, and that style is different from ordinary people......"

[Wang Zhijun, Wang Zhijun, how much do you hurt Brother Liu's heart!! The Nima family is harmless to humans and animals, and you still say it's like it! Like your sister!! 】

Instead of digging out how to develop the hollow mind, it is better to start from the most bit of things, as the old saying goes, how can you sweep the world if you don't sweep a house, if you can't even be a security guard, what else to talk about! Only by integrating into this society can you find a path that suits you, show your strengths, and emerge.

[Tut-tut... I don't know, I thought this thing was going to change my mind and be a new person... 】

When I came to the gate of the community, I saw a long list of cars, several of which were still impatiently honking their horns, Liu Ziguang parked the car on the side of the road, walked to the gate and saw that a black Honda Fit was entrenched in the gate with the front of the car, the door was locked, and the driver did not know where to go.

[CRA NO 3: Black Honda Fit]

At this moment, an angry scolding sounded: "13, who moved Lao Tzu's car?" A red-haired young man in crotch pants walked angrily from outside the community and went straight to the security guards.

[Sling crotch pants are shrimp pants? Ask for popular science! 】

The tall and sturdy Wang Zhijun was pushed and scolded by this one-meter-six tall young man, with a smile on his honest face, and even the onlookers couldn't stand it, but in view of the tattoos on the red hair's body, everyone only dared to mumble quietly.

[I CHEWED RED HAIR WITH A HELLO KITTY TATTOO THAT IS EASY TO MATCH~ Hahahahahahahaha]

1-6 Guys eat barbecue

Liu Ziguang and the barbecue stall they went to is called "authentic", which is somewhat famous in this area, the lamb skewers are sufficient, the price is cheap, the key is that all the real mutton is used, not the kind of dead cats and rotten dogs brushed with mutton fat, so the business is particularly good.

【Authentic Grand Debut!!! 】

was drinking happily, and out of the neon Internet café in the distance, more than a dozen young people dressed as hipsters, the small ones were fifteen or sixteen, and the big ones were seventeen or eighteen, all dressed in tight small tops with crotch pants and shoes, with colorful hair, and two little sisters with heavy makeup.

【Hipster。。。。。。 This is a non-mainstream dirt force, dear!!!! 】

Two barrels of ten-liter draft beer, large plastic beer glasses, let go of the amount of drinking, after a while, a few people rose uncomfortable, Wang Zhijun held his stomach and said: "No, I have to go to make it easier." The other two colleagues also stood up and said, "We can't hold it back, let's go together." ”…………………… Liu Ziguang turned his back to the road, still pouring himself a drink, the four men walked quickly, quickly came to his back, and without saying a word, he pulled out the sharp blade behind his back, and slashed it at the back of Liu Ziguang's head.

[I chewed it the first time I saw it.。。。 It's time for these colleagues to urinate urgently。。。。。。 】

Early the next morning, Liu Ziguang got up early, bought steamed buns, fritters, soy milk, morning newspaper, and started cleaning after serving the two elders after breakfast.

[When I watched it for the first time, I thought, ah! This Nima is a little gangster who actually reads the newspaper! What a pretend!! Alas... It turns out that our Lao Liu is a hero. It's the Prime Minister。。。。。 The Prime Minister must read the newspaper。。。。。。 】

"Uncle Guo, a new dog." Liu Ziguang greeted the old man who repaired the car affectionately and walked over slowly.

[Hahahahahaha!!!ha Because I thought of the name of this dog... 】

Liu Ziguang also patted his head and suddenly realized: "I think of it, the little hairy child in Uncle Pei's house who drags his nose is still wetting the bed, Bei Xiaoshuai!" ”

[Bei Xiaoshuai appeared!! 】

1-7 The boss is too hanging

Bei Xiaoshuai nodded slightly, took out a pack of red plums for five yuan and threw them at them, the students laughed and snatched up, some sat in the bungalow to surf the Internet, and some played billiards outside, Bei Xiaoshuai said triumphantly: "Brother, how about it, I'm okay now, I'll make a phone call, and Brother Baiten's speed will arrive." ”

[Laughing until internal injury。。。。。 Little Shelly, Little Shelly... Look how unproductive you were back then... The child king~~~~]

Finally got Liu Ziguang's consent, Bei Xiaoshuai rubbed his hands happily, walked out and shouted: "Don't fucking play, come and meet the new boss." ”…………………… Liu Ziguang smiled and nodded, kind like a middle school teacher, he took out a few banknotes from his trouser pocket and said to Bei Xiaoshuai: "Buy a few cigarettes and reward everyone." ”

[The big-tailed wolf in sheep's clothing... Tut-tut-tut... The middle school teachers were all dizzy. 】

The teenagers all stood on the side of the road, watching this group of people run in front of them, and a child looked stupid, and he didn't know that the chain in his hand was locked, but he muttered: "Isn't this our new boss, my mother is too ruthless." ........................ "Boss, you look too hanging!" "Boss, you are so stylish, I adore you!" The teenagers are crazy, Bei Xiaoshuai is also very happy, Brother Biao is a big bastard in this area, opening a massage parlor, pulling earthwork for construction sites, doing a big deal, it is said that there are murders under his hands, this kind of cattle people only have the life of a rat under the hands of Brother Guang, which shows how correct his choice is.

[The teenagers are crazy。。。。。。。。 】

The teenagers also looked at their boss with admiration, the boss was too majestic, too chic, and too in line with the image of the hero in their hearts.

[Teenagers... 】

"Me!" A skinny teenager next to Pei stepped forward, wearing tattered, oil-stained overalls with a mottled Mobil Shell logo on them.

[This is Ma Chao, right... 】

1-8 Brother Guang's ambition

"This can't be done, if we continue like this, what will our community become, it's just a hooligan den......" Captain Bai cried to Manager Gao with tears in his eyes.

[Xiaobai... I sympathize with you so much ... 】

In the property office, Liu Ziguang stood indifferently in front of Manager Gao's desk and patiently listened to him talk about the glorious history of Zhicheng Property and the spiritual civilization construction of the community. ……………… After Liu Ziguang listened, he went out without saying a word, Manager Gao was confused, he pushed the door in again, and slapped two kitchen knives on the table with a bang. "Manager Gao, you also know the situation of my family, my father is a security guard of our company, he was laid off due to injury in the line of duty, he entrusted a lot of connections to find this job for me, and he has high expectations for me, if you use these vain reasons to fire me, my father is angry and afraid that he will have a cerebral hemorrhage, if his old man has three long and two short, I don't want to live, so let's do it, manager, there are two kitchen knives here, or you hack me to death, or I will hack you to death, it's a hundred, we are not worried."

[Nima! This thing is eloquent... It's just that we know the inside story, it's really fun to watch here~~ It's too good at pretending to be harmless to humans and animals!! 】

Bei Xiaoshuai's face was excited: "Brother, you are too good, you are chasing more than a dozen people by yourself, and now the Dao is amazing, saying that you are a living Guan Gong." Liu Ziguang smiled and didn't speak, but he was very useful in his heart.

[Happy... This thing is happy... I am so happy that I want to pretend to be calm on my face。。。。。 】

The twelve or thirteen-year-old boy squatted on the bench with a cigarette in his mouth and sighed: "There are so many people, I'm afraid there will be two more sheep to come." The boss slapped his head: "Two? At least five! This is simply a pack of wolves, your brother rabbit cub should not hurry up and cut the meat! ”

【Durnyima carnivore... I am hungry.... 5：43p.m.】

"Boss, what do you call it?" Liu Ziguang asked. "*, just call me Lao Li." The boss replied without being salty and continued to fan the fire in the stove with cardboard.

[It's not the first time I've appeared, but it's the first time I've got a name.] 】

Liu Ziguang sat at a table with several backbones, drank a big glass, ate a lot of meat, and talked about his life ideals. "Xiaobei, do you have any plans?" Liu Ziguang asked. "Yes!" Bei Xiaoshuai drank too much, his face was flushed, and he was even more point-in-hand when it came to planning: "I want to take in all the nearby primary and secondary schools, and open a big Internet café, which requires hundreds of machines upstairs and downstairs." ”

[Backbone... ORZ。。。。 Xiaobei. You're a little bit out of business, can't you... Dark Internet Cafe。。。。 Alas..... 】

Xiaobei strongly agreed: "Brother, your vision is too poisonous, why didn't I think of it, let's do this business, who the dares to disagree, a brick down!" Liu Ziguang patted Xiaobei's shoulder appreciatively: "Okay, courageous." He looked at his watch, "It's time for me to work the night shift." ”

[Courageous... I didn't learn it from your old man... 】

Five minutes later, the 110 police car drove into Zhicheng Garden with flashing red and blue police lights, and the policemen Wang and Xiaohu got out of the car.

[Anyway, I forgot to say Hu Rong's appearance before... When I first started to watch Orange Red, I read the introduction and thought she was the protagonist.。。。 I don't like her very much... 】

1-9 Blind date for security guards

"You're so cute when you're angry." Liu Ziguang said unscrupulously against Xiao Hu's chest that rose and fell in anger, and at the same time lifted a pair of legs to the table.

【#…………%&…… （*）**（（*&（##￥##￥￥……%%】

Manager Gao had no choice but to give Liu Ziguang a promotion, promoted from an ordinary security guard to a security foreman, and gave him a bonus of 500 yuan. When the news reached the family, the father was overjoyed, and when he met people, he said that his son was promising, and he was promoted after only three days, the old man was happy, and Liu Ziguang was also happy.

[Nima, I'm happy, I'm promoted in just three days! ] Let the little white-collar and small office workers be embarrassed!! 】

Liu Ziguang didn't know what Pizza Hut was, and wondered, "What? The freckled fat woman immediately showed a look of disdain on her face, and pointed to the Pizza Hut signboard under the vice building of the Emgrand commercial building on the side of the square and said, "That's it." ”

【@#%￥￥……%&……*&（（￥#￥￥…… （*】

The freckled fat woman with a height of 1.5 meters muttered: "You see that he is dressed really dirty, like a township cadre, he is not ugly, but he is too short, not even 1.8 meters, he is a second-class cripple." ”

[This Nima is too demanding... Less than 1.8 meters is a second-class disability?!! Isn't it 1.7 meters?! 】

The cold and arrogant beauty just snorted noncommittally, as if she didn't bother to comment on Liu Ziguang's dirt at all.

[Soil strips... Hahahahahaha!!!ha The second laughing adjective after migrant workers... Oh.. Actually, it's a noun ... 】

When the three of them walked into the Pizza Hut restaurant, two girls happened to walk out of the Emgrand commercial building, and they were still chirping and laughing happily, but suddenly one of them saw Liu Ziguang's back and the two MMs, and was stunned, and her companion asked, "Fang Fei, what's wrong with you?" The face is so bad. The little nurse Fang Fei said in a low voice: "It's nothing, I suddenly feel uncomfortable." ”

[I said Fang Niu, do you fall in love so quickly!!] 】

Liu Ziguang just wanted to speak, but suddenly the cold and arrogant beauty retched,........................ Liu Ziguang also felt a little urinating, so he got up and went to the bathroom, and when he walked around the corner, he heard the conversation between the two women, and the freckled fat woman said: "Lili, is the reaction so strong?" The cold and arrogant beauty covered her lower abdomen and said, "The little thing is kicking me again, it's really annoying." ”

[Think of the first part of Ge You said. I have a Mercedes-Benz set a BMW logo. How can this be done ... If you don't know, please make up the class by yourself. 】

The freckled fat woman said: "Lili, did you find that person looking at you, I think he must be fascinated by you." The cold and arrogant beauty just snorted, probably because she was very confident in her personal charm. The freckled fat woman lamented: "Alas, if it weren't for that black man returning to China, Lili you wouldn't be so miserable, now you have to get married as soon as possible, hmph, it's cheap." The cold and arrogant beauty corrected with some displeasure: "Jack is an American, not an ordinary black man. ”

[Seeing this, I'm messy.。。。。 Lao Liu, hurry up and marry her... It's not an ordinary black person~ Thinking of the desperate housewife Calos and his wife looking for a little sister surrogate... Hahahaha, the seeds of white people produce black fruits。。。。。 Laughing crazy... 】

Liu Ziguang nodded like pounding garlic, and took out a pen to remember it decently, and waited for Lili to finish before asking, "Do you have any other requirements?" ”

[Is this a township cadre? I also carry pen and paper with me. 】

"Yes." Lili said coldly and arrogantly, "After marriage, you can't touch me when you sleep in separate rooms." "Oh? Is your 13 gold-plated? Liu Ziguang's mouth opened into an O-shape, and he asked in surprise.

[Ahh~~~~~h