[824] Hide and Seek
"Obviously I have my sister by my side, but I actually masturbate!"
When Amy took the elevator back to the first floor of the VIP building, she complained to me very dissatisfied.
Even though I covered it up before opening the bathroom door, it was finally debunked by Amy.
Because I wanted to hide the matter of viral heart disease, I couldn't say anything about providing a semen sample for Dr. Yu's senior brother to do research, so I had to acquiesce that I was hiding in the bathroom and secretly masturbating.
Fortunately, Amy thinks so too, otherwise if she finds the paper cup I use to hold the semen sample, thinking that I have a perverted habit of preserving the semen after masturbating, I would have no face to live in this world.
"You're talking! Dumb? Amy continued behind me and asked, "Is there a physiological need for weishenme not to come to me?" Solving it like a loser in the bathroom, will it be spread that my reputation as a master will be good? ”
"Hey, when the two of you are alone, you should call me brother! Don't call yourself a sister one moment, and call yourself the master for a while......" I awkwardly operated the elevator buttons.
Amy changed her mind halfway through and asked the freight elevator to drive directly to the second floor, she had to play games with the professional team while having dinner, and the French chef cooked haode delicious meals, which were not particularly attractive to her, and probably not much different from the instant noodles of otaku.
"It's not a contradiction at all!" Amy was quite unreasonable, "My sister was originally my brother's master!" It doesn't matter if you're an older brother or a manservant, it's only natural to call me a master! Say! Who gave you the power to without the master's consent? ”
"You're too wide!" I couldn't help but fight back, "Such a personal question, even if it's my sister...... Wrong! Especially my sister, she shouldn't open her mouth to care! ”
"What?" Amy immediately put on an offended expression, "How dare you talk to me like that?" You don't love me, do you? ”
"Hey! Can you not turn to 'love you or not' every time! Even if I secretly masturbate my sperm worm, it's none of your business, right? ”
Amy didn't answer my question directly, but asked, "Did you lie to me when you once said you loved me?" ”
"Of course not! Didn't I risk my life to save you! ”
"Oh......" Amy's eyes widened, letting her long eyelashes cover the front of the two gems, "so your life is mine, right?" ”
"You can say the same thing." I replied casually.
If you want to become a qualified sister, you can sacrifice your life for your sister at any time, which is the basic condition that must be done.
"Since your life belongs to me, as the body that bears your life, it naturally belongs to me too, right? Do you have an obligation to protect your body from damage? Otherwise, you can't use your body to serve me? ”
"Theoretically......" I replied as I felt a trap awaiting me.
"So you're not allowed to!" Amy stomped the elevator floor with her small leather shoes and yelled at me fiercely, "Your whole body, from the tips of your hair to your fingertips, every millimeter, every micrometer, every nanometer, belongs to me!" Your hands and feet belong to me, your hair and nails belong to mine, and then your semen belongs to me!! ”
Feed! Amy, what do you say! Don't talk about it so nastyly, okay! Even the most controlling girlfriend won't say the same thing as you!
"Hmph, without my permission, you are secretly Lang Fei Semen, is this a mortal sin? Should you ask me daoqian? ”
"You should say the word 'brother and sister relationship'! I don't have a shameless sister like you! I'm not allowed to say those two words again! ”
In order not to let the people in the corridor on the second floor hear our conversation, I held down the elevator button and did not let the elevator door open - the soundproofing of the freight elevator is still quite haode, and the rabbit chose to do it with me here before, and it is also the "best choice" after its logical deduction.
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Amy wanted to do it against me, but I didn't let her say it, but she endorsed it and said it nearly a hundred times in one breath.
Those fans of yours in the United States, if they knew that idols were so H, would they be very disappointed? Or is it the other way around, more exciting?
I'm going to cry because of my sister.
"I beg you, don't say it! Do you want your brother to die headfirst on an elevator door? ”
"Hmph, I don't have a stupid brother who would crash into the elevator door and die - if you beg me sincerely, I can leave those two words aside for a while, but what price are you going to pay?"
"The price? At what cost? "I still reached out and pressed the close button on the elevator door, which seems to be able to stay still this way.
Amy smugly clasped her hands on her waist, "Since you are begging me, you have to pay the price, as if Katyusha comes to beg me and wants to play with Obama, she must give me a maid costume to be my subordinate, as for your brother, you ......"
"Declare it in advance!" "I won't show you a maid's outfit anyway!" ”
"Who wants to see you in a maid's outfit!" Amy said angrily, "How much psychologically distorted do you want to see your maid outfit!" Anyway, you owe me a request! When I think about it, I'll let you cash it in! ”
Before I could refute, Amy rushed up and pressed the elevator open button, and the elevator door was finally opened.
Since the basement of the VIP building has been idle for many years, only freight elevators can reach it, and under normal circumstances, the freight elevators that run through the three floors, including the basement, Amy will not use.
So after Amy used the unfamiliar freight elevator to reach the second floor of the VIP building, because the entry point had changed, she was confused, and she couldn't find where the team activity room was.
Unwilling to admit that she was a road idiot in front of me, she went left first, then to the right, and Zuihou turned around and came back, his eyes hesitant, as if he was going to get lost in his base camp.
When I saw this scene, I couldn't help but laugh in my heart, and it quickly showed it on my face.
"Haha, you can't find where the team activity room is? Obviously, several rooms have been opened and rebuilt, and it is very conspicuous......"
The more I spoke, the higher Amy's little brow wrinkled.
"Dead manservant, shut up! It was your verbal interference with me that I didn't find it right away! ”
After leaving the elevator, she stopped calling me brother - even when she was alone, Amy didn't particularly like calling me brother unless she could make the conversation work in her favor.
I clasped my hands to my chest and said proudly, "How's it going?" Do you want me to lead the way? Didn't you just say that I owe you a request? All you have to do now is ask me to lead the way, and we'll be clear on this matter......"
"Think beautifully!" Before I could finish speaking, Amy shouted, "Do you want to use such a simple thing to make up for it?" It is your duty to lead the way in front...... Wrong! I don't need you to lead the way at all! I hate you! Disappear from my eyes! Disappear now! ”
Instead of getting angry, I shrugged my shoulders and walked in the direction of the team's activity room.
As I expected, within 30 seconds, Amy sneakily followed me, and with her hands behind her back, she tilted her face up at a 45-degree angle, and shot her gaze at the ceiling diagonally above, making a "I didn't follow you" look.
is obviously a road idiot who can get lost in his own home, but he doesn't admit it for the sake of face? The terrain on the second floor is indeed more complex than on the first floor, with some places in the shape of a "hui" shape, and there are many forks in the road, such as the one in front of me......
As I approached the fork in the road, I sped up as fast as I could, turned into the fork in the road, and then leaned my back against the wall and hid my figure.
Before doing this, I had already confirmed with the corner of my eye that Amy was not vigilantly following me, and her eyes were not fixed on me all the time, so she heard the noise and noticed that I had suddenly disappeared from the front, and did not immediately understand where I had gone.
After a few seconds of being in place, I heard Amy's little leather shoes running up the carpet, as if to chase me who had suddenly disappeared, but she had just run 4 or 5 steps and stopped the brake.
"Hmph, I could have found the door to the team's activity room without you, I didn't follow you in the first place, I just happened to go in the same direction......"
My sister walked slowly on the carpet in a slightly lonely tone.
"If it weren't for the laser emitter on my phone and the phone ran out of battery, I could have called Penthos to save it now...... Looking for me, you don't need a brother who will leave me alone......"
This half-complaining, half-reckless sentence struck my defenseless heart, and made me feel guilty all at once, as if I had thrown Amy not in the hallway, but in the cold and snow where the north wind roared.
"I'm sorry," I took the initiative to walk out of the hiding place and walked to Amy Daoqian, who was walking nearby, "I won't play this kind of joke with you in the future, and my brother will never leave you alone." ”
"Stupid." Amy suddenly smiled, and her smile was as bright as a spring flower.
"Huh?"
"Do you think I didn't know you were hiding nearby?" Amy's left hand is crossed on her waist, her right hand is raised, and her palm is xiangshang, looking proud of her peers with an arrogant IQ.
"Hmph~Hmph~Hmph~" Amy continued with a dark face, "I casually use two words to show weakness to win sympathy, and you can't help but jump out!" You're such a liar! Do you think I'm really that dependent on you? Do you think I can't leave you? Do you think I'm going to get lost in my own headquarters? ”
The corners of my mouth twitched a few times, "Don't say anything else, you're really lost, right?" ”
"Shut up! Your sister is just ......" Amy, who is familiar with the Internet language of the Celestial Empire, almost blurted out, "Your sister is lost!" But halfway through, he realized that this was a self-confession, so he swallowed the second half of the sentence back.
"Anyway, hurry up and lead the way! Leading the way, Obama can do it! Are you not as good as a dog? ”
"Okay, you who haven't lost your way, just follow behind."
I said yes in a long voice, slowing down my pace and doing my best to get Amy to the team room.