(Cat flutter Chinese) On the first day of He Xiaojun's private school, he almost made a joke.

After Uncle Tai agreed to He Xiaojun's appointment as a teacher, in order to support his work, he also took out a thread-bound ancient booklet from his home and handed it to He Xiaojun, saying that it was a textbook left by Mr. Zang in the previous private school.

After taking the booklet from Uncle Tai, He Xiaojun didn't read it carefully, thinking: Since it was left by Mr. Private School, it must be right, it is just right to have this textbook, so you don't have to prepare for class by yourself.

That night, He Xiaojun and Da Niu worked together to make a whiteboard, preparing to use charcoal sticks as pens to teach lessons to the children in Chen Village.

The next day, in the first class taught by He Xiaojun, not only all the children in Chen Village came over, but also many adults came over to watch the excitement.

He Xiaojun, who is ready to be a teacher, first instills a general knowledge in the people on the scene. To be a teacher, of course, you have to let people know what they are doing now. What's the point of doing something?

"Everybody knows that we have a train here, and if you can do the train work, you can make a good profit. But do you know which job to do on the train gets the most money? ”

The route through which the train passes is far away from Chen Village, so the people of Chen Village have basically never seen a train except for those who have been to the county seat.

Of course, He Xiaojun didn't expect the children below who had never even seen the train to answer his question, and he then replied himself: "The one who does train work gets the most money as an engineer, and he gets more money than the county magistrate." What does an engineer do? It's the one that makes the train. ”

"How do you become an engineer? It's about reading, reading a lot of books. ”

"In addition to making money by reading good books, there are many benefits, such as being able to know how big the outside world is, knowing why the seedlings can become grains, being able to calculate, and being able to read and write......" He Xiaojun listed a large list of benefits before asking the children below: "After knowing that reading has so many benefits, you say, should you read?" ”

"Yes."

After listening to the children's neat and loud answers, He Xiaojun, who had already obtained the effect he wanted, began his teaching career on the first day of his two lives.

After opening the booklet that Uncle Tai gave him yesterday, He Xiaojun said to the children below: "Today's first class, I will teach according to the textbook left by the previous private school teacher, come, everyone follow me, the sunrise is a little red in the east, and the sunset is three ......points white in the west."

He Xiaojun's words fell, and a loud childish voice immediately sounded: "The sunrise is a little red in the east, and the sunset is three points white in the west." ”

After reading a few sentences, He Xiaojun felt that something was wrong with what was written in the booklet, because the song in the booklet should be a folk song, and the content should not be said to be a child, even an adult seems to be not suitable for learning.

Isn't it? What "there is a big-leaved banyan tree in front of the door, the branches are luxuriant and the leaves are really thick, it will only bloom and not bear fruit, and it will be left to cover up the wind of my door"; What "a piece of field is deep, shouting how to plow a cowboy?" If the ploughshare does not enter three inches of soil, how can the stone surface be planted? ”； What "I plough the big hill at the door, and there is a big stone pit in the middle, and the morning glory does not go to grass and does not grow, and I beat all the plowshares" and so on, what kind of children's textbooks are these? It is the lyrics of the "saltwater song" sung by the father-in-law and the daughter-in-law and the husband about childbirth.

Could it be that these ancient "textbooks" also include the role of "sexual enlightenment" for children?

Seeing He Xiaojun, the newly appointed gentleman, he was stunned on the spot, and the children below were confused for a while, whispering and moving below.

After He Xiaojun was awakened by the noise of the child, he quickly adjusted his thinking before he said to the following: "The things I just said are too deep, and they are not suitable for you children who have just begun to read and write, so I will teach you some easy ones first, one, two, three, four, ......."

Hehe, they are all teachers, but don't mistake people's children.

With this thought, He Xiaojun no longer dared to teach the booklet, so he changed his course and used the textbooks he had temporarily organized to teach.

He Xiaojun's part-time job as a private school teacher, he set his own teaching time for two hours in the morning and evening every day, and adults are welcome to come to learn as well.

I don't know if I want to save face, except for Ah Mei and the three sisters, the adults in the village only came to watch the excitement on the first day, and no one came to He Xiaojun's class. It's Amei, and they didn't come here to learn anything, but just to have the purpose of holding lovers.

He Xiaojun didn't care so much, he only taught as many people as he could. Alas, he can't control the rest, so he can't force people to come to class, right? Anyway, I did my best.

After He Xiaojun taught Mr. part-time, Da Niu was not so happy, because He Xiaojun's busyness made him lose a companion when he went up the mountain to hunt.

Da Niu, He Xiaojun's definition of him is a person between a second-rate son and a second-rate person.

said that Da Niu is a second-rate son, just because he likes to wander around, regardless of his family, and does not have a family.

Da Niu is over forty years old, he has no relatives, no family, and no plans to start a family. He didn't get married because he was afraid of being responsible, he was afraid that he wouldn't have freedom.

Da Niu doesn't have a family, but it doesn't mean that he doesn't like women.

The chaotic relationship between men and women in Chen Village is destined that a man like Da Niu will not be lonely. There are a few women in the village who like to wear strong cows, and I heard that the cows also have a leg with these women, but he refuses to marry anyone, and even refuses to make any promises to others, only pursuing the realm of He Xiaojun's previous life.

said that Da Niu is a second flute because of his old-fashioned temper, one intestine goes straight to his stomach, and he can't get along with many people.

However, on the whole, Da Niu is still a good person, at least he not only does not have a trace of harm, but he is willing to help others, and he does not hide treachery.

A person like Da Niu who likes to wander around naturally wants to have a companion to hang out with him.

There are not many young men in the village, and these men are the pillars of the family, they are not busy cleaning up their fields, but also taking care of their families, so how can they have time to follow him to idle?

Some time ago, after He Xiaojun knew that Da Niu not only hastily fiddled with the fields that belonged to him every day, but also went hunting to help make up for his life, he became interested and proposed to go up the mountain to hunt with him.

I don't know if it's the fate between people, after Da Niu saw He Xiaojun, he treated him from the bottom of his heart and liked to be with him.

And after He Xiaojun went hunting with him, he had a big cow with him, of course, he was happy from the bottom of his heart, in fact, the mountains in the south are all some small mountains that are not high, and what big prey can be hunted? It's just a little thing like pheasants and hares. To hunt these relatively agile animals, you need to set traps and dig traps.

Before He Xiaojun didn't have a part-time job, he took a certain amount of time every day to follow the big cow to the nearby mountains to set traps and dig traps to learn these hunting skills.

The reason why He Xiaojun wants to learn these is, of course, for his future survival in this other world, and to have one more means of making a living.

Da Niu likes He Xiaojun to hunt with him, and there is another reason, that is, He Xiaojun is not like the people in the village, many prey dare not eat, for fear of alarming the gods. He Xiaojun didn't have this concept, not only dared to eat, but also taught Da Niu a lot of tricks to turn animals into delicious.

For example, snakes, which the people in the village insist on saying are the same species as dragons, cannot be eaten. He Xiaojun not only eats, but also changes tricks.

What makes Da Niu even happier is that He Xiaojun can eat, and he can turn all the prey he harvests into extraordinary delicacies, which makes him enjoy all the blessings.

For example, if you catch a hare, He Xiaojun can roast it deliciously, and if you catch a pheasant, He Xiaojun can make a good pot of soup.

In the days when He Xiaojun was teaching, the big cow without a companion could only go up the mountain to hunt by himself, so of course he was not so happy. Cat flutter Chinese