Chapter 1068: Catching a Big Fish
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"It's unlikely to sit to death, but it's possible to sit on his leg and ......break it," Gu Yunfeng pouted and said.
"The little green snake is so pitiful......" Aunt Qin sighed and said.
"Why don't you go and save him......" Gu Yunfeng said with the corners of his mouth twitching.
"I don't care, the little green snake hit you like that when he was in the car, maybe he broke your bones, and now it's time for him to accept the punishment......" Aunt Qin smiled coldly and said.
"......" Gu Yunfeng's little face turned red at that time, this aunt and grandmother are too unscrupulous to speak, right? ? Zheng Dongfang and Zhang Haitong them, their ears are very good.
"Does what you're saying really work??" Nie Canglong's voice came from the notebook.
"Of course...... Of course it worked...... "Nie Qin was already out of breath.
"But it's been a long time, you've taken advantage of a lot, but the fish doesn't seem to have any intention of taking the bait......" Nie Canglong sat up, hugged Nie Qin's waist, and said.
"......Huh" Nie Qin's arm wrapped around the man's neck, and the head rested on his shoulder, "Aunt Qin's grandmother is the most jealous woman in the world, she will definitely not be able to help but rush in when she sees me bullying her man like this......"
"She doesn't know much about you......" Gu Yunfeng glanced at Aunt Qin's grandmother and said.
"This stupid lady, you dare to say that about me......" Aunt Qin's eyes narrowed and said.
"The key is......" Nie Canglong hugged Nie Qin's waist with one hand and held her ass with the other to prevent her from moving, "Closing the door, can she see you bullying me?" ”
"Of course I can see it......" Nie Qin's body shook a few times, and his whole body was paralyzed, and he snuggled comfortably in the man's arms. Believe it or not, she's peeking at us right now......"
"Huh??" Nie Canglong suddenly exclaimed, "Then didn't she hear everything we said?" ”
"A matter of a few seconds, she forgot about it in a few seconds, a jealous woman has a much worse memory than a fish......" Nie Qin's cheeks rubbed against the man's body and said.
"I don't know if she's jealous, I don't know if her memory is bad, I know anyway. You're going to be out of luck......" Nie Canglong sighed and said.
"Grandma won't be so stingy......" Nie Qin twisted his waist, and his body couldn't help shaking, "Let's have another round......
"I said......" Nie Canglong grinned, "Why is your demand so strong??" ”
"There's no way, I can't help but ...... when I see you," Nie Qin's ass twisted slightly, "I don't know what's wrong, although you look quite handsome, it's definitely not to the extent of scum." Why are you so attractive to women? ”
"I'm also distressed...... "As soon as Nie Canglong turned over, he pressed her under him and kissed her lightly on the lips, "You say." Why do you all want to spoil me so much? Am I just looking like I'm getting angry?? ”
"This person is so shameless......" Aunt Qin's grandmother immediately pouted, "It's just that it's cheaper and good......"
"Yes...... Gu Yunfeng's heart was sour, "He just looks like a gas bag, every time I see him." I can't help but want to bully him......"
"I saw it a long time ago...... "The girl glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "When you saw Canglong for the first time, your eyes began to breathe fire." We can all see it......"
"Huh??" Gu Yunfeng's face turned red at that time, "It's so obvious??" ”
"Originally, Chuanxi wanted to chase you, but why didn't you end up in the end?? Didn't you just scare the fire in your eyes?? The girl pouted and said.
"Hehe...... "Gu Yunfeng smiled a little embarrassedly, "Why don't I think it, it must be you talking nonsense......"
"Don't say it...... Aunt Qin pointed to the screen, "The figure of the little green snake is perfect on the front, and it is still perfect on the back, especially his buttocks, there is no fat at all when he moves, unlike this stupid lady, when he moves, the fat is shaking ......"
"Men are different from women......" Gu Yunfeng sighed, "Your ass is also fat and shaking......"
"Nie Gu, are you tired of being crooked??" Aunt Qin's grandmother was immediately angry, glaring at Gu Yunfeng, both of her eyes were about to burst into flames, "You dare to say that I have fat on my ass......"
"A woman's ass should have fat on her buttocks...... Gu Yunfeng pursed her lips, "A woman who doesn't have fat on her ass can only give birth to daughters, not sons......"
"Then tell me, you gave birth to a son and a daughter...... Aunt Qin glanced at Gu Yunfeng with disdain, "On your ass, is the meat fat or thin?" ”
"I ......" Gu Yunfeng was stunned for a moment, "It should ...... It shouldn't be fat or thin, right?? ”
"That's pork belly??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "I can't believe that you have a pork belly ass......"
"I'm ...... I" Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but be surprised, "I'm just talking about it casually, I don't know if it's ......."
"Then cut it open and take a look......" said the girl, pouting.
"I feel like they've been doing it for too long, we should go in and criticize ......them," Gu Yunfeng began to change the subject.
"As soon as you entered, you took the bait...... the girl glanced at Gu Yunfeng and said.
"The fish they want to catch is you, you will definitely disdain me......" Gu Yunfeng pursed his lips, "Or, I'll go in??" ”
"If you go in, they will catch you, and in this way, you will turn from prey to bait......" The girl gave Gu Yunfeng a blank look and said.
"It's okay...... Gu Yunfeng ran to the door of the small house, and after opening the door, he rushed in.
Sure enough, in the face of Gu Yunfeng, who was hooked, Nie Canglong subdued her at that time, and then let her join the bait team.
"Okay, how did you run in and be alone??" Nie Qin was quite dissatisfied with Gu Yunfeng, he was eating alone by himself, who wanted to share it with others.
"Aren't you here to bring us in??" Gu Yunfeng lay under the man, hugged the man's neck, and said breathlessly.
"Nonsense......" Nie Qin glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "I'm eating alone." Who wants to share it with you? ”
"That can't be ......" Gu Yunfeng's breathing was extremely short, as if he would lose his breath at any time, "I'm in, what can you do?" ”
"Hmph......" Nie Qin snorted, and didn't say more, there was a faint unhappiness in her heart, if it was Aunt Qin's grandmother who came in, she didn't feel awkward, but it was Gu Yunfeng who came in, which made her unhappy. I was catching a big fish, but who knew that the bait would make a small trash fish eat, and no one would be happy.
"If you dare to do bad things to me, you will die......" Nie Canglong pinched Gu Yunfeng's face, and immediately sped up, and in less than half a minute, Gu Yunfeng screamed and fainted.
"Hmph...... Nie Canglong got up from Gu Yunfeng, and then fell directly to the floor. Aunt Qin, aren't you competitive? ? I'm being a hero and lonely now, have you become a coward, and you don't even have the courage to fight me?? ”
"Shameless ......" Aunt Qin's grandmother was watching the surveillance video outside. Hearing Nie Canglong's words, he couldn't help but blush, and his silver teeth creaked.
"Hmph......" With a cold snort, a woman who looked exactly like Aunt Qin's grandmother walked over. glanced at Aunt Qin's grandmother coldly, "You are really my good sister......
"Xiaoqing......" The girl glanced at Xiaoqing, "Sister is in trouble now." Only you can help my sister, don't refuse, otherwise, I'll be sad......"
"Do you think I'm like one of those fools who fall twice in a pit??" Xiao Qing smiled coldly and said.
"Xiaoqing ......" The girl's big eyes suddenly became watery, "Don't you like your sister anymore??" ”
"Okay, okay, you won......" Xiaoqing was suddenly helpless, "Say, what can I do for you??" ”
"See this little house??" The girl pointed to the small house, "There is a peerless demon king inside, only you can surrender, your task is to surrender that peerless demon king to me, and ...... good baby"
"Huh??" Xiaoqing looked at the notebook, and there was no picture on the notebook, "What are you doing with this notebook??" ”
"I'm going to go online, and I'm going to ...... with our dad video," the girl said with a grin.
"Let's video together, the video is over, I'll help you clean up the big demon king......" Xiaoqing rolled her eyes and said.
"No......" the girl shook her head, "Now our father is working with our mother to design our own brother, disturb them at this time, in case our own brother is designed to be a crooked melon and cracked date, this consequence is not something that the two of us can bear......"
"Join forces to design ......" Xiaoqing muttered, her face turned red at that time, "That's ...... Alright, I'll help you clean up the Great Demon King......" As he spoke, he panicked and broke into the small house.
"Haha......" Nie Canglong was happy when he saw Xiaoqing breaking in, "I finally can't hold it back, right?" As he spoke, he took her into his arms, but then, his brows furrowed, "Little long worm??" How are you?? What about your master?? ”
"I knew ......" A black line suddenly appeared on Xiaoqing's head, "My good master, good sister, really killed the snake and didn't pay for it......"
"That's really ......" Nie Canglong let go of Xiaoqing with a disappointed face, "What are you doing when you have nothing to do??" Isn't it annoying?? ”
"I'm just making you so annoying??" Xiaoqing was angry at the time, "If you hate me so much, you were in the car at the time...... Why are you still doing that to me?? ”
"Didn't I think of you as your master??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said.
"Nie Canglong, your mother is ......" Xiaoqing was angry at the time, pointing at Nie Canglong's nose and about to scold, but halfway through the scolding, it felt wrong, he provoked me, what the hell am I scolding?? Although the man is not very good, his character is much stronger than his.
"You owe a beating, do you??" Nie Canglong pulled his face down, although he often said that his mother and daughter-in-law fell into the river at the same time, and he wanted to give his father the opportunity to save his mother, but that is to say, if he really gave up the election, he would definitely be like all male comrades who answered this question.
"Hmph......" Xiaoqing also knows the loss. Snorted, and stopped squeaking.
"If it's okay, go out quickly......" Nie Canglong glanced at Xiaoqing and said angrily.
"If you let me out, I'll go out??" Xiaoqing made her manly little face turn blue and white, her body was boneless, and she lay on the floor, and then she rolled over and over, "If you don't go out, you won't go out, you......'ll be angry."
"You ......" Nie Canglong's face darkened at that time, "Do you believe that I beat you??" ”
"Beat, beat, beat, you beat me to death......" Xiaoqing heard the man's threat. Not only did it not converge, but it rolled more happily.
"I'm so angry......" Nie Canglong stomped his feet angrily, and then glanced at Nie Qin, "What are you doing stupidly??" Why don't you hurry up and get her out of here?? ”
"Puff...... Nie Qin chuckled and pounced on Xiaoqing, "Sister Xiaoqing, if you roll around in your clothes like this, you will wrinkle your clothes, I'll help you take them off......"
"Get out of the way...... Xiaoqing's eyes widened. If you owe a beating, just say it......"
"Sister Xiaoqing, don't be so fierce...... Nie Qin grinned, "Take off your clothes, it's ...... comfortable to roll." began to undress Xiaoqing.
"How dare you mind my business??" Xiao Qing's eyebrows were raised, she turned over and pressed Nie Qin under her, and twitched her ass, "I won't beat you." You don't know how many pounds and taels you have......"
"Ah......" Nie Qin suddenly cried out in pain, "Help, help......"
"Call, call, call. The more you scream, the more excited I become......" Xiaoqing's eyes shone brightly, and they pumped more vigorously, just three or two times, Nie Qin's ass was swollen a lot.
"Master, save me......" Nie Qin screamed in pain, calling for help from Nie Canglong.
"I said, are you finished??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and pulled Xiaoqing up, "Hurry up and let me out, do you hear?" ”
"I won't go out...... Xiao Qing looked at Nie Canglong angrily, "What can you do to me?" If you want to beat me, then you should do it quickly, I will not be afraid of you......"
"Okay......" Nie Canglong sighed, pulled Xiaoqing into his arms with a hard pull, and looked at her affectionately with a pair of starry eyes, "Xiaoqing, you are so beautiful......"
"Ah......" Xiaoqing's face turned red at that time, screamed, and then rushed out with a puff of smoke.
"Get it done......" Nie Canglong smiled coldly and said.
"Hiss......" Nie Qin lay on the floor, gasping in pain, "It hurts, this little green dragon, it......'s really ruthless."
"You deserve ......it," Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "Who made you stupid and wanted to undress her??" ”
"Am I here to help you, okay?? I ended up in such a miserable end, not only did you not have a good word, but you also mocked me......" Nie Qin immediately pouted and said dissatisfiedly.
"Do you know her well? You dare to take off her clothes......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "It's not bad if she didn't slap you to death......"
"Hey, hey......" Nie Qin screamed miserably, "Why is my life so bitter??" I can't even touch my ass......"
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong sat down beside her, took out the ointment and put it on her ass, "This time it's a lesson for you, not all women can tolerate your hooligan ......"
"I won't help you in the future, you have a character problem...... Nie Qin's buttocks were ointended, and the redness and swelling disappeared immediately, "It's better to be in my aunt's camp, I'll go to my aunt and grandmother ......in a while."
"Whoever votes for it...... Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "You are not reliable at all, what do you say about catching your aunt and grandmother, a lot of small trash fish are caught, and the big fish can't even see the shadow......"
"She's out there, can you believe it?? As long as you go out now, take her in with lightning speed, and you will be done......" Nie Qin got up, lay on the man's back, and said.
"Hiss......" Nie Canglong suddenly gasped, "What you said seems to be really reasonable...... As he spoke, he flew up and rushed out of the door, and as soon as he went out, he saw Aunt Qin's back disappearing in the distance.
"Ran away...... Nie Qin probed his head and looked at the door, couldn't help but shake his head and sighed, and said.
"Sure enough, she's been watching us......" Nie Canglong sighed regretfully, "What a good opportunity, it seems that we can only wait until the night of the cave room to behead her ......"
"What now??" Nie Qin glanced at Nie Canglong and asked.
"What to do??" Nie Canglong pinched her chest hard, "Of course it's getting dressed, it's ...... hurry," he said, and then entered the house and began to get dressed.
"Hurt......" Nie Qin rubbed his chest that was pinched and hurt, "You, why don't you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all??" ”
"You are neither fragrant nor jade......" Nie Canglong was dressed in clothes, and his expression was quite eager, "You are a stupid lady......"
"You can't get anywhere......" Nie Qin pursed his lips, "Otherwise, why do everyone affectionately call you second brother??" ”
"You owe a beating, do you??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "If you owe a beating, just say it......"
"Anyway, there is an ointment, you can beat it if you want to......" Nie Qin smiled proudly, turned his back to the man, and pouted his fat big ass, "I'm kind of in love with the feeling of being beaten......"
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