If Li Nannan was a woman, after being brutally abused, and then pushed back in the ancient pavilion on the top of the mountain in the wilderness, he would be ruined by Ke Jin for half the night, and when he woke up, he would definitely jump off the cliff at a height of 100 zhang.

Otherwise, he will untie his trouser belt and hang himself on the crooked neck tree, so as to fulfill his name, and to send out a cry like a bell to this unjust world in the way of death.

Give me back my innocence!

It's a pity that he's not a woman, he's a man who has been pushed back by a woman.

Most likely, the woman he saw last night after he fell into the illusion was actually a dead old lady with goosebumps, who just used the soles of her shoes to swell her buttocks, pretending to be plump to rape him, giving him the illusion of holding warm nephrite in her arms.

But what is there about it?

Respect the old and love the young, but the fine tradition inherited by China for thousands of years - Li Nannan held the crooked neck tree with his hand at most, and spit out a few mouthfuls of water below, he didn't care if he pushed his great woman backwards, whether it was a dead old lady.

To be a man, you must think openly.

If it was just because of this shitty thing, he jumped off the cliff and hanged himself to seek death, which would make his wife, who had worked hard to raise him, feel cold, and cry after he died, slapping his face, and scolding him for being a fool.

Don't let your wife cry, it's a poisonous oath that Li Nannan has made a long time ago.

So for the sake of the oath, for the sake of his wife not to be angry and crying, when Li Nannan walked down the barren mountain with frivolous steps, he had already forgotten about being pushed back.

He's busy.

He wants to devote all his limited life to the great cause of making all the beautiful legs of all the beauties in the world tightly wrapped in the black silk of the south, how can he be disheartened for this setback?

After the incident, the clothes are gone, and the merit and fame are hidden.

Farewell, Kangqiao, oh, no, it's goodbye, Gu Ting, quietly I left, just as I came quietly. I waved my sleeves without taking away a cloud - I started the car and waved my hand at the ancient pavilion on the top of the mountain, and Li Nannan left a puff of exhaust gas and went away.

Jingle bells, the phone rings, and the car just drives on the Ring Road.

Li Nannan took out his mobile phone, looked at it and scolded a sentence, there are dozens of missed calls on it, there are little sluts, there are Ye Xiaodao, but most of them are Bai Ling'er's.

Being able to be cared about by so many people, no, by so many missed calls, Li Nannan has a sense of accomplishment, and the last trace of frustration that was pushed back has also disappeared.

"Bai Ling'er must be worried about the death of her buddy. I have the right to be worried about her, though. After all, there are few men who can be willing to top the tank for her when they are in crisis, no matter how beautiful they are, no matter how gentle they are. ”

snapped his fingers, and Li Nannan connected the phone.

"Li Nannan, why don't you answer my phone!"

As soon as the phone was connected, Bai Ling'er's urgent voice came, full of sincerity.

"I-I-"

Li Nannan's voice was hoarse, and he said two words weakly, and then shut up.

That's right, he's pretending again.

Alas.

But he can't blame him too much, after all, he once thought that he would be abused to death last night, and now he finally used his innocent body to exchange for a small life, can't he pretend in front of Bai Ling'er?

But Bai Ling'er was frightened, and shouted urgently: "Li Nannan, what's wrong with you?" Tell me, where are you now? Why don't you answer the phone all the time, I can't lock your location! ”

"I, I—Ling'er, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. I still have unfulfilled wishes. ”

Throwing a very ambiguous wink at the beautiful woman in the oncoming red BMW, Li Nannan became proud again, and dared to make a phone call while driving on the highway, that is, buddy, right?

"You—don't scare me."

Bai Ling'er was completely dumbfounded, and her tone trembled: "Tell me, where are you now?" I'm on the highway in the western suburbs, and I've been looking for you for most of the night. ”

"Don't, don't come to me. I—I can't hold on to seeing you anymore. I still have unfulfilled wishes, which I have not fulfilled. ”

"What a wish, you say, say!"

"I owe Chen Dali and 800 yuan to him, and I haven't paid it back yet. Also, the fire fighting procedures of the Southern Group have not been completed. Also, my party dues—"

"I'll pay it back for you! I'll do it for you! I'll pay it for you! ”

"I'm not a party member."

"Huh?"

"Forget the party fee. Alas. ”

Li Nannan sighed faintly, lowered his head to get a cigarette: "Can I ask you for something." Every year today, when you go to my grave, don't forget to bring good wine and food, and chat with me over a drink. It's better to have a husband in one bite - that way, I won't be lonely under Jiuquan. ”

"Do I want to burn some paper money for you?"

Bai Ling'er's voice was suddenly mixed with a slight sneer.

Lighting a cigarette with a snap, Li Nannan shook his head and said, "Forget that thing." I have always been thrifty, and I only spent 30,000 or 50,000 yuan a month when I was alive, and I will definitely be diligent and thrifty after I die. The money to buy burning paper might as well be deposited in my account and donated in my name to poor children in mountainous areas, so that they can feel my deep love from another world - cough. ”

Bai Ling'er sneered and urged, "Why didn't you say it?" ”

"Say no more. Hehe, I just said that I'm used to being thrifty, so it's good to save some phone bills. Let me tell you, the communication company is too tricky now, and it will cost a few cents to make a call in the city. It's better to save a little bit and leave it to the poor children in the mountainous areas to pay for the tuition. ”

Li Nannan smiled wryly, slowly slipped the car aside, and felt remorseful in his heart, just now he just lowered his head and lit a cigarette, why didn't he see the little tiger standing on the side of the road, looking at me and sneering?

Sure enough, he was a man who didn't pretend to be forced, and he pretended to be forced to be struck by lightning.

Fortunately, on this day, it was sunny, and it didn't look like thunder.

After Li Nannan opened the door and got out of the car, he looked up at the blue sky, and then he was relieved.

Then, to Bai Ling'er, who came over with his arms in his hands, he said sternly: "Officer Bai, I want to criticize you seriously!" You are not allowed to stop casually on the highway, and you, as a police officer who upholds the dignity of the law, are enforcing the law and breaking the law - hey, why are you kicking me? ”

"I'll kick you to death, I'll kick you to death!"

After Bai Ling'er kicked Li Nannan's leg vigorously with two kicks in succession, he suddenly jumped into his arms, hugged his neck with both hands, and lay on his shoulders, big tears crackled down and rolled down on his neck.

It's hot.

"There's no need to be so exaggerated, right? Look, there are a lot of guards. ”

Li Nannan subconsciously stretched out his hand, held the girl's sturdy buttocks, and looked at the dozen or so police officers on the side of the road with a wry smile.

Those police officers immediately turned around in unison, handed over cigarettes and lit fires, as if we hadn't seen anything.

"What can you do if you guard people?"

Bai Ling'er is a person who dares to love and hate, and after seeing Li Nannan's cheeks, the corners of his mouth are bruised, and there are bruise and purple pinch marks on his neck, he realized what danger he encountered last night.

His return alive after taking the vat for her proves that the danger of being assassinated by his dead companion has been resolved.

Officer Bai in a stirred mood, let alone guarding a dozen colleagues, fell into her arms, even if she guarded millions of Qingshan people, she didn't care, she regarded it as nothing.

When a man is willing to die for a girl, then no matter how much the girl thanks him, it is not too much.

Although Li Nannan never thought of it, he would die after she was jacked.

But it turns out that if it weren't for the ghost woman 'Aicai' who tried to subdue him, it is estimated that he would have become a dead corpse long ago, right?

Who knows, it didn't happen.

"It's not good to guard people. It's not that you don't know, I'm a thin-skinned person. ”

Li Nannan, who was very thin-skinned, held Officer Bai's beautiful buttocks with one hand, but reached into the police uniform with the other hand.

"Damn, that's a bit too much."

Feeling the devil's claw behind him, along the smooth back, after wading up goosebumps, Officer Rao Shibai dared to love and hate, but he didn't dare to let him do anything here, so he hurriedly jumped off him and raised his hand to push him away.

On his face, there were big teardrops, shining brightly.

The beauty of pear blossoms with rain is really charming.

After just one glance, Li Nannan felt ashamed of himself, and felt that the action just now had desecrated the beauty of innocence.

However, if he was given another chance, he would still do it, and at most he would say with a serious face afterwards: "Yes, I also think this is a bit excessive." Comrade Bai Linger, for the sake of my thin skin, please forgive me for my unqualified right hand. ”

With a snort, Bai Ling'er burst out laughing, raised her hand to stroke her forehead, and rolled her eyes: "Alas, Li Nannan, I really don't understand, what kind of person are you." ”

"I'm from the rainbow Nantianmen, holding two stainless steel-"

"Okay, okay, knowing that you are an immortal who came to the mortal world to uphold justice, and everyone on the earth knows it, don't say it."

Wiping away her tears with her backhand, Bai Ling'er asked softly, "Danger, lifted?" ”

"It should be fine. However, there will definitely be some after-effects. Don't worry, I'm from the colorful Nantianmen, armed with two stainless steel kitchen knives, I-"

"Thank you, Nannan Li."

"Yesterday, you already thanked you. In fact, in terms of thank you and giving some benefit fees, for example, paying party fees for me, I still like the latter. ”

"Then I'll give you a stamp."

Bai Ling'er said, stepped forward, stood on tiptoe, and kissed him lightly on the mouth.

Li Nannan, who had no feelings, was a little depressed: "Here it is again." ”

"This is my first kiss."

"Today's?"

"."

Bai Ling'er turned around and walked quickly to the police car: "I still have to go to the provincial department to report to work, so I won't accompany you for now." I'll call you again when I'm free. ”

"Hey, don't forget to charge some phone bills to avoid downtime when you call because I owe money."

"Got it, dead thing!"

Bai Ling'er didn't look back, raised her hand impatiently and snapped her fingers, opened the door and got into the car, started the car, turned on the police lights, sounded the siren, almost wiped Li Nannan's clothes, and galloped away in the direction of the city.

When the car passed by, through the window glass, Li Nannan could see Officer Bai's face full of tears.

This is a smart girl, guarding so many colleagues, desperately hugging Li Nannan, and offering her first kiss - Li Nannan's seemingly unserious attitude made her understand everything.

This is her first love.

It's just, too, too short.

It was difficult for her to accept, so she could only use the fastest speed, in the most poignant siren whistling, and galloped away.

The other police officers didn't know what was going on, and after seeing Officer Bai suddenly speeding away, they also jumped into the car one after another, sounded the siren, as if they were chasing S-class criminals, and drove in front of Li Nannan one after another.

As each police officer passed by, he would reach out from the window of the car and give him a thumbs up.

"You guys, you know a hair."

After seeing the long line of police cars drive away, Li Nannan muttered a curse.

Rejecting a girl's confession is indeed not a human job.