Chapter 0032 - If You Don't Look for Trouble, Things Will Look for You!
A group of us had a very good time, I don't know how much beer was poured, the table was full of empty wine bottles, Brother Xu asked the foreman to send a box, and drank a glass with us, and said to us with a smile: "Today is crazy, what is missing go to the warehouse to get it, you're welcome, just treat it as your own home!" ”
After Brother Xu finished speaking, he left, and continued to greet friends, I was lying on Wang Yunyao's lap, my head was dizzy, and I said with a hippie smile: "Your thighs are so soft and white, let me touch them?" ”
"Hehe, you touch, you try, I really want you to touch it?" Although Wang Yunyao drank a little too much, she was definitely not confused, she looked at me with a smile on her face, and stretched her thighs in front of me.
Somehow, I just didn't dare to touch it, I shivered when I saw her laughing, I looked at her embarrassedly, and lay on her lap and pretended to be dead.
"It's too boring, let's dance, do you want to go?" Li Ying and Zhang Wei had enough of gnawing and said to a few girls.
"Let's go, let's get a little bit!" Qiao Mimi agreed, pulled Zhang Meng, who was greasy with Lei Lei, and stood up, Wang Yunyao saw that all the girls were up, and she couldn't help but go, she slapped my head open, and said slowly: "Do you want to go men?" ”
"Don't go, a bunch of old men, what's the point, you guys, let's talk for a while!" Chenchen was the first to refuse, and then we expressed our stance one after another, resolutely not going.
A few beauties despised us, twisted their butts, and went to the dance floor to dance, Wang Mumu saw that Qiao Mimi was gone, and immediately called, quickly sat down next to Chenchen, and said cheaply: "Tiezi! Can you discuss something? ”
"If you have something to say, if you have a fart, don't get tired of me!" Chen Chen glanced at him cautiously and said with some fear.
"You Russian, can you send it to me? He looks like a goblin, you are obviously not good enough, and you have to mess with him! Wang Mumu said a little obscenely.
"Grass, why are you good enough, you pie?" Chenchen was chatting with him.
"I know him, he is a second stunned mountain, a real person, and he is not an ordinary cow B in their mountain!" Zhang Wei likes it when he is idle, and scolds Wang Mumu around the corner.
", I said Chenchen, you and Ben don't speak Russian, you can't communicate! You give it to me, I'll wash your pants! "Wang Mumu doesn't necessarily really want to sleep with Russian, he just owes his mouth, and he has nothing to do when he is idle.
"You can speak Russian, and your Chinese language is JB, you can do it?" Chenchen was a little annoyed by his ink, and slapped him on the head.
"I will, do you know the Russian word "hello"? Wang Mumu began to show off.
Chenchen shook his head, indicating that he didn't know, Wang Mumu patted his chest and said, "Hello, it's "Hala Shao", do you know?" ”
"You know the dress, why don't you say no?" Wang Mumu continued.
"Then you know how to say no to pants?" Lei Lei was a little confused, and he talked nonsense, Wang Mumu glanced at him, and shouted: "Don't JB interject, it's none of your business, the dress is called "Braji", do you know?" ”
Wang Mumu said how proud he was, his face was full of pride, and Chenchen was silent, looking at him stunned, Wang Mumu patted him on the shoulder, and said in the tone of a big brother: "Look, you can't communicate, you definitely can't sleep, let him follow me, I'm going to have a Chinese hunk vs. a Russian baby tonight!" ”
"Do you know what to say when you take off your pants?" Chenchen held back for a long time and finally began to fight back.
When Wang Mumu heard his words, he was slightly stunned, his face was dazed, Chen Chen glanced at him with disdain, and said disdainfully: "**Uncle, this B let you pretend, you won't say anything when you take off your pants, you still sleep JB, you go back and play Qiao Mimi!" ”
"Fuck, you're going to say?" Wang Mumu does not believe in Chenchen's ability to speak Russian.
"I can't say anything, I'll just do it, say a JB and say it!" After Chen Chen finished speaking, he also hit Wang Mumu.
A few of us joked and chatted very happily, Wang Mumu was like a Tang monk, constantly grinding in the morning, and a few of me broke out into laughter from time to time, Wang Mumu is definitely a national treasure among us, I don't know how much happiness it has brought us.
Just when we were making fun of Wang Mumu, suddenly there was a commotion on the dance floor, and there was a girl's scream, at first we didn't hear clearly, but the screams got louder and louder, zuihou I vaguely heard my name.
A few of our brothers stood up and looked towards the dance floor, only to see Wang Yunyao and a few of them, surrounded by a group of young people, who were smiling cheaply and looking at Wang Yunyao and them with a ghostly face.
"Drafted!" Lei Lei scolded when he saw this scene, holding two beer bottles, and was about to rush over, I grabbed him and whispered: "Don't be impulsive, Brother Xu opened today, if you can not fight, you won't fight, go over and have a look!" ”
A few of us endured our anger, pushed away the crowd, tore away the young people, and danced next to a few beautiful cuties, Wang Yunyao and them, when they saw us coming, they didn't shout anymore, and they didn't speak, obviously they were still more sensible and didn't want us to cause trouble, so they didn't complain.
Who knows that those young people, who didn't give up, pushed Wang Mumu away, scolded and said: "Cao Nima, where did the little B cub come from, hurry up and get out of JB eggs!" ”
I helped Wang Mumu, looked at a few young people sideways, and said with anger: "Dude, it's almost over, my brother's field is open today, I don't want to cause trouble, let's not make trouble!" Okay? ”
"Grass, Zhang Xu's little brother has more than one JB, if you don't mention him, forget it, if you want to mention him, I really want to beat you up!" As soon as the leading young man finished speaking, he picked up the wine bottle from the DJ booth next to him and threw it into the ground twice in a row.
In an instant, many young people stood up on many sofas in the slow rocking bar at the same time, and these people took out bright machetes from their clothes and rushed towards the dance floor.
A few of us were a little confused, and we didn't understand what was going on, could it be that more than 30 of us were standing up because of this little thing?
"I'm ***, it's over, isn't it? Let's do it!! Lei Lei roared, took the lead, picked up a beer bottle, and held it high.
Disheveled!
The beer bottle shattered, and half a bottle of beer flowed down the face of the leading young man, and after a while, blood also flowed down his head, and the young man was blind, obviously not expecting Lei Lei to take the lead.
"Zhang Wei, Mu Mu, take the girls and go first! Drafted, let's get started! "I was drinking and I didn't care how many of them there were, I grabbed two beer bottles and rushed over.
A vicious battle, on the verge of breaking out, our bad luck this year, obviously not over, sometimes, if you don't look for trouble, things will look for you, it's fate, you can't hide, then do it.