After saying goodbye to Shen Guoqing here, Chen Mingyu immediately returned to the police station and found Xie Yongsheng.

"Eternal life, haven't you heard that there are any fortune-telling demi-immortals in our town?" Chen Mingyu asked.

"Fortune teller demi-immortals?" Xie Yongsheng was a little curious, "Director Chen, are you going to find someone to tell your fortune?" ”

Chen Mingyu said with a smile: "I don't look for someone to tell fortunes, I find a half-immortal to read feng shui." ”

"Look at Feng Shui? Are you going to build a house? Xie Yongsheng asked again.

Chen Mingyu smiled and told Xie Yongsheng the reason why he wanted to find a half-immortal to watch feng shui.

After listening to Chen Mingyu's words, Xie Yongsheng couldn't help laughing and exclaimed: "Chen Suo, you really have you, you can even think of this method!" I really know that there is a half-immortal, this half-immortal is a foreigner, surnamed Zhuge , but I think this surname may have been made up by him, but he is indeed dressed as a fairy, quite like that. Recently, every time he rushed to the market, he went to our town market to set up a fortune telling table. Tomorrow is the day of the market again, otherwise, let's go to the market to find him? ”

Chen Mingyu smiled: "Okay, then we'll meet him tomorrow." ”

The next morning, Chen Mingyu and Xie Yongsheng came to the street and found the Zhuge half-immortal who was telling fortunes. The two of them walked to Zhuge Banxian's stall, Xie Yongsheng just wanted to speak, Chen Mingyu pulled Xie Yongsheng's arm, and motioned Xie Yongsheng to wait first.

Chen Mingyu took a closer look at this Zhuge half-immortal, and saw that he was very thin, with a slender face, a goatee, wearing a gray old Taoist robe, and a stall was set up in front of him, on which were placed some fortune-telling things such as gossip diagrams, bamboo sticks, talismans, etc., and the whole person really looked like a master of the world.

Zhuge Banxian was telling the fortune of a girl who looked good, about seventeen or eighteen years old, and there was a girl watching next to her, who should be a friend of this girl.

I saw Zhuge Banxian holding the girl's hand, while gently groping the palm print of the girl's palm, while talking incomprehensibly: "You will be more embarrassed in marriage, because the person who really likes you, especially before marriage, you will not look down on it, and the person you like has another love, you must make concessions in some aspects, such as height, appearance, economic conditions, and retreat to find the other half." It doesn't matter who is older in the couple, but it's best not to look for someone born in the same year. In fact, it is best for you to find someone who is more than ten years older than you, if this person knows how to gossip, it will be even better, it can help you eliminate disasters in the future, and ensure that you will eat and drink for the rest of your life. Otherwise, your marriage in this life may not go well! ”

Chen Mingyu couldn't help laughing when he heard this, because he saw that this half-immortal was thirty or forty years old, and he also knew some Zhou Yi gossip, which fully met the conditions for this girl's mate selection, and could even be said to be "tailor-made" for this girl, so he almost said that he would let this girl marry him.

The girl's face changed suddenly when she heard this, and she said, "I don't want to marry someone so much older than me, is there any way to crack it?" ”

Zhuge Banxian sighed lightly and said, "It's not easy to crack it, but for the sake of our fate, I'll tell you a way to crack it." If you go to the house of relatives and friends in the future, try to step in with your left foot first, you can remember this, and don't ask why. If you just exit the door with your right foot and step in again with your right foot, this is called 'negative and positive', remember what I said? ”

The girl hurriedly said, "Remember." ”

Zhuge Banxian said again: "This method alone can't completely help you crack it, you still need to come up with a sum of incense money, I will help you do a trick, help you turn evil into good fortune, and crack the bad luck." ”

The girl asked, "How much does it cost?" ”

Zhuge Banxian said: "This is according to your wishes, you must know that the incense money you donated is not for me, but through my practice, it will be offered to the three halal people, and the three halal people will help you get rid of disasters, so the more incense money you donate, the more sincere your intentions, and the better the effect." ”

The girl asked, "How much does that cost?" ”

Zhuge Banxian thought for a while and said, "Six hundred and sixty-six, it's a good fortune!" ”

The girl was startled and said, "I don't have that much money!" ”

Zhuge Banxian said again: "Then three hundred and sixty-six." ”

The girl still shook her head and said, "I can't take this out either." ”

Zhuge Banxian said: "Then one hundred and sixty-six, you should always have this, right?" ”

But the girl still said, "I don't have a ...... for one hundred and sixty-six."

Zhuge Banxian glared and shouted, "Then how many do you have?" Sixty-six you should have it, right? Little girl, don't worry about this money! You must know that if you take out some money now and let me help you make a ritual to ward off disasters, you can exchange it for a lifetime of happiness! Isn't your life's happiness worth it? If you marry an alcoholic or a gambler, think about how miserable your life will be! ”

The girl said, "I only have more than 20 yuan on me...... and then turned her head and asked her friend: "Xiaojuan, do you have any money, I'll borrow a little from you first......"

Her friend said, "I only brought 20 yuan today, and I already spent 2 yuan on shopping just now......

Zhuge Banxian hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, you take out all the money on your body, that's all." I'm so kind-hearted, I can't bear to see you suffer for the rest of your life! ”

Chen Mingyu couldn't help laughing again, through Zhuge Half-Immortal's performance, he could see that this Zhuge Half-Immortal was very, very capable of fooling, and he didn't blush at all when he fooled others. And this characteristic of Zhuge Half-Immortal is exactly what he likes, he doesn't care whether Zhuge Half-Immortal has real talent or not, as long as he can move Liu Laoniu's grave in a fool's way.

"Ahem! Cough! Chen Mingyu coughed twice and said, "Master, can you calculate a hexagram for me?" ”

Zhuge Banxian looked up at Chen Mingyu and Xie Yongsheng, and said, "You wait a while, and I'll finish counting this girl." ”

Chen Mingyu said: "Don't forget it yet, come with me." ”

A look of horror immediately flashed in Zhuge Banxian's eyes, and he spoke: "Go...... Where to? ”

Chen Mingyu took out his police ID card and shook it in front of Zhuge Banxian, and said, "Understood, right?" ”

Zhuge Banxian hurriedly stood up, and said with a smile: "Political ...... The government, I am a serious fortune teller, and I have not done anything illegal. ”

When Chen Mingyu heard him call himself "government", he couldn't help but be happy again, thinking that this Zhuge Banxian was still a person who had "entered the palace", because only people who had been re-educated through labor or had been sentenced to prison could shout "government" when they met with public officials.

At this time, the two little girls had already scraped together the money, and wanted to give the money to Zhuge Banxian, but they didn't dare to give it, so they stood there hesitantly.

Chen Mingyu said to her: "Little girl, don't believe the words of these fortune tellers, fate is in your hands, when you are looking for a partner, stay with your partner more, listen to the opinions of your family and friends, and then decide whether to marry him or not." You're still young, don't rush. Put your money away and go shopping with your friends. ”

The little girl looked at Chen Mingyu with puzzled eyes, and then at Zhuge Banxian, standing there in a daze, not knowing what to do.

Zhuge Banxian also said at this time: "Little girl, you don't have to donate money, you will be very happy in the second half of your life!" ”

The little girl took the money back, looked at Chen Mingyu and Zhuge Banxian suspiciously, and then left with her friend.

Zhuge Banxian said to Chen Mingyu with a smile on his face: "Government, I really didn't do anything illegal, I just earned some pocket money and made a living, so you can spare me." ”

"Didn't do anything illegal? Isn't it illegal to cheat people out of money? Your tone is not small, one mouth will cost six hundred and sixty-six to the little girl, do you know how much the per capita annual income of Shuangmiao Town is? Chen Mingyu asked with a tiger face.

"I know she definitely doesn't have so much money, it's just a joke with her, hehe......" Zhuge Banxian said with a smile.

Xie Yongsheng picked up Zhuge Banxian's satchel, opened it and looked at it, and took out a stack of money from it, there was no big ticket, but this stack of money should also be hundreds of yuan.

Xie Yongsheng asked, "You earned all this money today?" It's amazing, it's much faster than we can make money at work. ”

Zhuge Banxian hurriedly said: "These are my own money, and that little girl just now is my first business today." ”

Xie Yongsheng said: "Don't talk nonsense, go back to the institute with us." There are so many people here, don't let me be handcuffed, right? ”

Zhuge Banxian hung his head and said, "Okay, I'll go back with you." However, the government, you have to believe me, I really didn't do anything illegal. ”

After Chen Mingyu and the others took Zhuge Banxian back to the police station, Zhuge Banxian consciously squatted in the corner of the wall, and said pitifully: "Government, I really didn't do anything illegal, you spared me for a while, I will never dare to come to Shuangmiao in the future, okay?" ”

Chen Mingyu smiled slightly and asked, "You came out of the circle, right?" What did you do to get in? ”

Zhuge Banxian was stunned for a moment, then sneered and did not answer this question.

Xie Yongsheng slapped the table and shouted, "What about you, didn't you hear?" Answer honestly! ”

Zhuge Banxian was so frightened that he trembled, and then said: "I cheated people out of a little money, but that thing can't be all thanks to me, there is a family building a house, let me go and show them the feng shui layout, I showed it to his family seriously, there is no problem." But who knows, during the construction, a person fell from the scaffolding and broke a leg, but the family said that I was not optimistic about feng shui, cheated their family's money, and sued me. ”

Chen Mingyu said: "Are you telling the truth? ”

Zhuge Banxian let out an "ah" and hurriedly said, "Tell the truth!" Truth! Even if you lend me two guts, I won't dare to lie to you, hehe......"

Chen Mingyu didn't bother to care what he committed at the beginning, but he definitely couldn't run away from this set of abduction, so in order to let Zhuge Banxian serve himself honestly, he scared him and said: "Do you know what the crime of using feudal superstition to defraud is?" Especially for people like you who have a criminal record, do you know how many years you will squat? ”

Zhuge Banxian was startled, knelt on the ground inside, and said: "Government, you spare me, I don't want to deceive people at all, just to make ends meet." I don't have any skills, I can only tell fortunes, and if I don't tell my fortunes, I will starve to death. Government, you have mercy on me, spare me this time! I promise, I will never dare to come to the Twin Temples again! ”

After speaking, Zhuge Banxian also kowtowed to Chen Mingyu with a "knock knock".