Chapter 0091: Uncle, Please Lend Me a Hammer!
"If you praise you for being too fragrant, you will be beaten?"
Facing Zhao Lingxuan's shy and angry posture, Ye Chengfeng had a good idea.
"Must be beaten."
Zhao Lingxuan said, and actually punched Ye Chengfeng's arm slowly and lightly.
But it seems, where is this beating?
It's clearly flirting and scolding, a posture of wanting to fight and worrying that it will hurt!
"Why?"
The corners of Ye Chengfeng's lips are slightly upturned.
"Is there an uncle who doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade?"
Zhao Lingxuan rolled her eyes, but she looked beautiful and attractive: "You yourself said that the smell of the new car is too strong, and you still use it as a car perfume." ”
"Haha, isn't that bad?"
Ye Chengfeng couldn't help but raise his head and laugh: "In my opinion, the fragrance on your body is better than car perfume, otherwise I just buy a bottle of car perfume?" ”
Saying that, Ye Chengfeng patted Zhao Lingxuan's soft fragrant shoulder gently: "Xiao Xuanxuan, don't be emotional, uncle, it's not that you don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, but praise you for the fragrance on your body is too invincible, more effective than car perfume." ”
"Go, uncle just said, don't take the opportunity to do it, okay?"
Zhao Lingxuan hurriedly took his claws away, and the sexy red lips were so pursed that people wanted to take a bite.
"Okay, then do you say yes or not!"
Ye Chengfeng asked with a smile: "If you feel scared to stay alone in the car, I can accompany you, after all, I am the owner of the car, and I have to contribute more to the fragrance and air in the car." ”
Speaking of this, the smile on Ye Chengfeng's face became more and more obscene: "What's more, the space in this car is so large, if Xiao Xuanxuan is interested, we can still play in the car What kind of shock, how ecstasy?" ”
"Uncle, this is the real purpose of buying an SUV model, right?"
Zhao Lingxuan's face was flushed.
"Do you know, too much?"
Ye Chengfeng suddenly showed a vicious expression: "Now I give you two choices!" One, I was killed first and then killed; Two, I killed first and then X! ”
“……”
In the face of such explicit and aggressive words, Zhao Lingxuan was really a little overwhelmed, and finally simply covered her ears, as if I hadn't heard anything.
But after more than 30 seconds, Zhao Lingxuan suddenly said: "Uncle, I think you still pay me back, right?" Now, I really don't dare to ask you to borrow a car and drive. ”
"Then you can embarrass me, I'm a janitor, how much money can I have in a month?"
"It's okay, you can pay in installments."
"I'll lend you a car."
"No, it's reliable to pay back."
"Borrow the car, I can't afford it."
"Pay it back! I have the patience to wait for you in installments! ”
"How about selling myself to you? I heard that this comes quickly. ”
Ye Chengfeng asked with a smile: "Xiao Xuanxuan, you look so beautiful and have such a devilish figure, I will suffer a little loss and sell it to you at a low price." 100 yuan at a time, or 50 yuan. ”
“……”
Hearing this, Zhao Lingxuan simply wanted to cry without tears.
Her character has always been very good, why did she meet such a superb uncle today?
It's a mess, there's wood?
Even if he is 100 yuan at a time, if he pays back 500,000 yuan, how many times will he have to sell it to her?
Where is he paying back?
It's just a red fruit to take advantage of her, okay!
Taking a deep breath, Zhao Lingxuan said a little frantically: "Uncle, I suddenly want to strangle you, what should I do?" ”
"Come on, I know you're thin-skinned, and you want to kill me first and then X, why don't you let me die a happy death, X first and then kill!"
Ye Chengfeng's neck tilted, and he was righteous.
"Die! The gas station has arrived! ”
Zhao Lingxuan hurriedly urged to stop, and then got out of the car like a desperate escape, far away.
She was really afraid that if the distance was too close, Ye Chengfeng might eat her to the point that there was no scum left.
"Dad, Sister Xuan seems to be very afraid of you."
Yi Yi looked at Zhao Lingxuan and said.
"Don't bother her, your sister Xuan is thinking about whether she plans to kill Dad first and then X, or X first and then kill her."
"Dad, why did Sister Xuan kill you?"
Yi Yi asked, puzzled.
"Who knows, maybe Dad is too handsome."
Ye Chengfeng smiled, took out a few hundred cash and started refueling.
But that gaze never left Zhao Lingxuan's body.
Even from time to time, when Zhao Lingxuan's beautiful eyes glanced at him, he also showed a few evil smiles.
"Slut! Ignore you! ”
Zhao Lingxuan's sexy red lips pursed.
"Hey, Xiao Xuanxuan, are you going to walk back?"
Ye Chengfeng was refueling, and after boarding the car, Zhao Lingxuan was still there with his hands on his chest, so he couldn't help but ask.
"Slut! Don't talk to you. ”
Zhao Lingxuan trotted into the car, looking too lazy to pay attention to you.
"Why don't I give you the car, and then you sell yourself and pay me back?"
Ye Chengfeng restarted, turned around and drove to the Land Rover 4S store: "It's still the same old saying, Xiao Xuanxuan, you look so bad for the country and the people, and your figure is so criminal, I'll suffer a little loss, if you sell it once, I will count you as a thousand yuan, and we will clear it after more than 2,000 times at most." ”
"Uncle, please lend me a hammer."
"What?"
"Knock you to death!"
"Don't be angry, if you think the price is low, we can negotiate again, how about five thousand at a time?"
"Get out!"
"Ten thousand! That's a lot of money! ”
"Ahh Uncle bastard, I'm really going to strangle you! ”
Zhao Lingxuan was so molested that she was about to go away, so she screamed, and she really pinched it with both hands.
Moreover, it is also Ye Chengfeng's neck.
"Ahem, light, I'm driving."
Ye Chengfeng was sweating darkly: "If you continue to pinch like this, we will both die together." Of course, it doesn't matter, the most terrible thing is that the car spontaneously combusted, burning all the clothes on our bodies, and others thought that we died in an accident caused by an earthquake in the car. ”
"Whatever, I just want to strangle you and tell you to tease my aunt and grandmother again and again."
"Then you, don't blame the uncle for not being gentle."
Ye Chengfeng adjusted the seat back slightly, and with a free hand, he pulled Zhao Lingxuan directly from the passenger seat to his body.
Then, Ye Chengfeng locked Zhao Lingxuan in his arms with both arms, and he could also drive the car fast.
"Let go of me! Stinky uncle! ”
Zhao Lingxuan can be said to be struggling.
Today, she is wearing a long white dress.
And Ye Chengfeng, in fact, is not much better, most of them are just a security shirt.
Therefore, such a thin cloth separation between the two people did not prevent each other's body temperature from spreading to each other.
This made Zhao Lingxuan extremely shy.
"Don't scream, I'll beat you again!"
How could Ye Chengfeng be willing to let go of her?
"Woo, uncle, I was wrong."
Zhao Lingxuan had to pretend to be pitiful: "It's a big deal, people sleep in your car for a few days." ”