Xu Ting is a goblin, Luo Ping has always thought so.

Of the twenty-four boys in the class, twenty-three were infatuated with her, and three hundred and eighty-nine of the three hundred and eighty boys in the whole class were infatuated with her.

A casual wink can make a man who passes by hit his head on a telephone pole; An occasional stretch can make a row of boys' jaws drop to the ground.

As long as she says she wants to eat ice cream cake in the evening, the ice cream cake at the school dessert shop will definitely sell out.

As long as she says she wants to find someone to go to the movies with, the boys with movie tickets under the girls' dormitory will suddenly be full.

She is Xu Ting.

She is what people often call a woman with a convex and backward appearance, a devilish figure and an angel face.

Shoulder-length hair, apricot eyes and peach cheeks, a slender figure of 1.72 meters, full breasts of at least 36D, coupled with sexy two-inch high heels and ultra-short hot pants, in Jiangcheng University, it is definitely one in a thousand.

This is Xu Ting.

Luo Ping has always thought she is a goblin.

A goblin who eats men without spitting out bones, and has to chew and swallow all three souls and seven spirits together.

He avoided her like a femme fatale.

Luo Ping is the twenty-fourth in addition to the twenty-three boys, and the only boy in the class who is not infatuated with Xu Ting.

Luo Ping is a man, a real man, he will also have the characteristics that every normal man has every morning, and he will be just as impulsive when he sees Xu Ting's sexy figure. Even though twenty years have passed he is still a pure virgin, he is absolutely sure that he is a true man.

Although Luo Ping is not infatuated, it is undeniable that Xu Ting is a beautiful girl. With a delicate face and a good figure, she is the most beautiful girl Luo Ping has ever known. Therefore, when Luo Ping sees every girl, he can't help but compare her with Xu Ting, and the usual result is that he will find out with great sadness that Xu Ting's goblin is more vicious.

Even a little Taoist aunt like Long Xin, Luo Ping inevitably made a comparison in his heart when he first met, and then, he was surprised to find that Long Xin was actually better than the goblin.

Dao Gu is really powerful.

Demons, demons, and monsters are all dead, dead.

When Long Xin came out of the bathroom, there were Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf on the TV, Luo Ping was sitting on the sofa and smirking, and a crystal clear water line at the corner of his mouth fell to his chest.

Long Xin looked at TV, then at Luo Ping, and smiled with a pursed mouth.

After getting along with Luo Ping for most of the day, she really thinks Luo Ping is very approachable, he didn't blame himself for causing such a big accident yesterday, and later he was very enthusiastic to teach herself how to use the water heater in the bathroom, and she likes to watch such cute TV, not at all like the bad guys that Uncle Shi said.

"The person under the mountain is not bad at all, at least, he is a very haode person!"

In fact, Luo Ping didn't pay attention to what was on the TV at all, and he forgot the broken "Spring Rain Picture", and now he was playing the drama of "Xiaodao Gu vs. Female Goblin" in his mind, which was wonderful, and it was fierce, and there were white flowers everywhere, which made him want to be in Pianpiao.

Long Xin picked up the cold kettle on the table, added herbal tea to Luo Ping's cup, and suddenly heard a beautiful singing voice coming out of Luo Ping's trouser pocket.

Luo Ping woke up like a dream, quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and looked at the call reminder, which happened to be a call from a female goblin.

Luo Ping frowned, thinking that this guy must have known that he went back to the orphanage yesterday, otherwise how could he find his new mobile phone number so quickly, hang up quickly, and turn off the mobile phone directly.

When he looked up, he saw Long Xin looking at the mobile phone in his hand with a surprised expression.

"It's a mobile phone, you can talk to people from any distance."

After speaking, he handed over his antique mobile phone, and Long Xin carefully took it in his hand and looked back and forth, with a look of surprise.

"Is this a cell phone? I've heard my uncle say before, I can't imagine that it's so small, it's amazing! ”

Luo Ping turned it on again, pointed to a bar on the menu of her mobile phone and told her what it meant, and asked her to dial the mobile service number by herself. When a pleasant computer voice came from the mobile phone, Long Xin screamed and hurriedly handed the mobile phone to Luo Ping.

Luo Ping laughed, and said softly that this was a computer voice, and Xiao Daogu looked puzzled. Luo Ping suddenly realized that she had never even seen a mobile phone, let alone a computer, and thought about it for a long time, but she couldn't find the right words to describe it.

"I see, it's the same as the one in the tape recorder."

Luo Ping looked at Long Xin in surprise, "Have you ever seen a tape recorder?" ”

"Hmm." Long Xin's cheeks flushed, and he looked embarrassed, "Master has a very small tape recorder, I secretly listened to it once. ”

After listening to Long Xin's description, Luo Ping was sure that it was just a palm-sized single player. Long Xin also learned to hum two lines of singing from the single player.

"One is Langyuan Immortal, and the other is a beautiful jade flawless ......"

turned out to be the theme song of the 87 version of the TV series "Dream of Red Mansions", and Long Xin sang it surprisingly tactfully.

Luo Ping was surprised and encouraged her to continue singing, Long Xin's cheeks flushed, and he said shyly: "I was afraid that the master would hear it, so I didn't dare to continue listening, and the rest will not be there." ”

"Okay, I said how dare you bastard hang up my phone, it turns out that you are hiding here to coax the little girl, it's really funny!"

A woman's voice suddenly came from outside the door, and as soon as the words fell, a girl dressed in cool clothes and tall appeared at the door.

I saw that she was wearing a light yellow sleeveless cut-out shirt on her upper body, and only one leg just wrapped her full buttocks. Qiu's denim shorts, a pair of flip-flops studded with bright diamonds, long brown hair like a waterfall, casually draped behind his head, and the high and deep ravines on his chest are eye-catching.

Luo Ping secretly sighed depressed, how could he hide in Chen Lao and was also found by this goblin, it seems that his good life is over.

Yes, this is the goblin in Luo Ping's mouth, Xu Ting, who made countless crazy men in Jiangcheng University unable to sleep at night and shouted long live the queen.

If a woman, starting at the age of five, holds scissors in one hand and grabs your JJ in the other, saying that it is really annoying to cut it off; If something like this had to be repeated several times a year, for fifteen years, would you think this woman cute?

Such a nightmare haunted Luo Ping for fifteen years, and each time he narrowly escaped from the clutches of the devil.

And the initiator of the nightmare is the goblin in his mouth, Xu Ting.

Xu Ting and Luo Ping are the same age, grew up together in an orphanage, and studied together. Elementary school, middle school, university, they have always been classmates.

For others, it could be a beautiful story of a childhood sweetheart.

For Luo Ping, this is a nightmare that he hates immensely.

In order to avoid this nightmare, Luo Ping hid in Chen Lao at the beginning of the summer vacation, changed his mobile phone number, and thought that he could spend this summer vacation in a clean and safe way, but he didn't expect that the goblin with great powers still found it.

"Hey, you're a little Dao Gu?"

As soon as Fairy Xu entered the door, he glared at Luo Ping in a charming manner, then kicked off the flip-flops on his feet, walked around the house barefoot, and suddenly found the dragon's heart and muttered in surprise.

As early as when Xu Ting first entered the door, Xiaodao Gu Longxin was frightened by her cool outfit.

How can a woman wear clothes like this, and how different is that from wearing nothing?

Long Xin's eyes widened, and when Xu Ting stood in front of her, she looked at the two large balls on her chest that were half-covered and half-exposed, and her small mouth was even wider.

Although she has not officially become a monk, she has been living in the mountains with Master for so many years, dressing and eating according to Master's teachings, eating without speaking, sleeping without speaking, smiling without showing teeth, and it is impossible to show a large amount of skin outside like this, and even that place is exposed......

Xiao Daogu hurriedly clasped her hands together, closed her eyes and silently recited the Purifying Heart Mantra.

"Too high on the stage, the strain is non-stop......"

Xu Ting circled around Xiaodao Gulong's heart, and her eyes flashed.

"Clear water out of hibiscus, natural carving, a pure little girl. Luo Ping, where did you find such a superb little Lori, I don't care, she belongs to me. ”