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I endured the pain of international roaming and called Yang Kang, and after nearly half a minute, the grandson finally answered the phone.

As a result, he answered the phone and scolded, "Fuck! Who is it! Disturb Lao Tzu to sleep! ”

I heard his voice and immediately scolded: "I'll grass your uncle!" I'm Shi Xiaoren! Get the for me! I've got you to help with something! ”

"Who? Oh! Brother Ren! After Yang Kang recovered his strength, his voice suddenly became very energetic. Then he said, "Brother Ren, what's wrong?" Why did you remember to call me? ”

"You! I sent you WeChat, and you didn't reply to me! I'm looking for your help! Hurry up now and go to the Spicy Crab Shop next to Xiuyang Street! I scolded.

"Holy shit! What's wrong? Did you let people beat me? ”

I couldn't get angry, especially when I heard Yang Kang say this, there was still joy in his tone......

"I'll let your uncle beat it! Someone wants to soak my goddess in the spicy crab shop! ”

Hearing me say this, Yang Kang suddenly became angry and said, "Who! You wait, I'll lead someone to smash the spicy crab shop now! But where are you now? Are you still using me to help? ”

"I'm in Thailand now, and if I were in China, I wouldn't be looking for your help! Don't be impulsive, what are you doing smashing other people's restaurants! I'll send you a picture of my goddess, and you can take a few people to the Spicy Crab Shop to pretend to eat, and help me keep an eye on this woman! The money for the meal is mine! ”

"No, no, no, how can you just do it? People go on blind dates normally, how can we be so rude? They are all civilized people, and a few of them also have high school diplomas, don't you say? In this way, except for the meeting just now, if he dares to shake the hand of my goddess. You do it again, if the two of you finish eating and then change the scene, you will keep an eye on me. Hear me! ”

I thought about it for a while and said, this is already my biggest concession, and I will give the blind date man a chance to shake hands......

"Okay, Brother Ren! Don't worry! Then I'll find a few brothers now! You send the photo to my phone, and I'll send you WeChat when it's done! After finishing speaking, Yang Kang hung up the phone.

I found a relatively speaking, the most conservative photo of Liu Yixue in my mobile phone and sent it to Yang Kang, this is the photo I discussed with Liu Yixue before climbing the mountain last Saturday, and took a photo of her, in the photo, Liu Yixue is wearing a pink sportswear, which is her most conservative photo.

As a result, after a while, Yang Kang replied to me with a voice and said, "Brother Ren! What the is your goddess! Whoever sees this has to treat her as a goddess! Who is she? ”

Yang Kang is also a lustful force, of course, he didn't dare to think about my woman, so he dared to be lewd, I said to him: "This woman is my boss, the boss of the top, our northern travel agency is hers!" Don't be. ( ) Hurry up and find her in the spicy crab shop, if you delay my business, the first thing Lao Tzu will do after returning to China is to smash your field! ”

"Brother Ren, don't worry, if I can't even settle this little thing, I, Yang Kang, have been confused for so many years;! For my sister-in-law, I have to fight with others! Yang Kang said.

Not to mention, when I heard the word sister-in-law from Yang Kang's mouth, I was in a pretty good mood, what did I think? It means that Liu Yixue is my girlfriend......

I instructed Yang Kang a few more words and told him not to stab me out, and then I entered the performance hall, where a ladyboy song and dance performance was going on.

I found Lin Youyang and Han Haoting in the crowd, they sat in the grand seat, the special class seat is a total of a row, almost 30 seats, at the front of the entire audience, the twelve people of our team are all in the special class seats, watching the performance the most clearly.

There was a seat between the two of them, which was reserved for me, and I ran over to it, both of whom were still a little angry with me.

Lin Yuyang was because Han Haoting kissed me before, and Han Haoting was because I behaved intimately with the two women who disturbed the good things of the two of us yesterday......

The shemales are jumping and dancing and singing below, which attracts the cheers of the audience and the heat wave is one after another, one after another, especially when they are dressed very violently, and they are all tall men, so that the legs are particularly long, plus the big breasts that have been hormones, but have no milk, are really eye-catching.

However, I have resistance to these ladyboys in my heart, and I have never been interested, Han Haoting also asked me: "Don't you like beautiful women the most?" There are so many beauties below, why don't you even look at them? ”

"They're not beauties, I'm not interested in them at all, besides, no matter how beautiful a woman is, with the two of you by my side, how much more interested can I be?"

After finishing speaking, I raised my arms shamelessly at the same time and hugged the two peerless beauties, they were still a little resistant, but they couldn't stand my thick skin and strength, and they still hugged the two of them into their arms at the same time.

The staff of the performance hall was surprised for a long time when he passed in front of me, I'm afraid he hasn't seen a Chinese in this state, right? But my vanity was greatly satisfied.

After the performance of the ladyboy song and dance, there are about twenty minutes, which is the time for tourists to take photos with the shemales, although it is charged, but there are still many people rushing to take photos with these authentic shemales, and you can touch the chest photos of the shemales when taking a group photo, and I asked them why they didn't take pictures, and they said that they had already taken them.

At this time, Yang Kang sent me a WeChat message, which was a photo, and I clicked on it to see that it was Liu Yixue and a man, which was probably her blind date.

From the side, I can see that this man is very handsome and has a famous brand, but after seeing this, I feel that this man is very familiar, as if I have seen it somewhere.

Yang Kang sent me a text and said: "The two of them shook hands once when they met, and there was no other movement, but this man seems to be particularly interested in your goddess!" Although your goddess has few words to say to him. ”

I replied to him: "Nonsense, why else is she a goddess?" Do you think she's my goddess alone? You can help me take care of it! ”

After about twenty minutes, it's time for the next show, which is the crocodile show, these shemales are finally off the stage, if I look at them again, I'm going to have nightmares tonight, Brother Bu Nu.

The crocodile performance is particularly exciting, the crocodile is a symbol of the gods in the eyes of the Thai people, and this animal has no memory and will not be tamed, so it seems that these actions of the crocodile trainer are very exciting, such as reaching out to the crocodile, playing crocodile in the water, and the cheers of the audience are no less than the singing and dancing of the previous ladyboy.

At the moment when the crocodile's mouth closed, the crocodile trainer's hand swished out of the crocodile's mouth, and I heard the crocodile's mouth "bang" shut, and the audience applauded, and Han Haoting in my arms sat up straight excitedly.

The audience on the stage is not only Chinese, but also tourists from other countries, and the host can only speak their own Chinese language, so the leader of each tour group plays a crucial role at this time, and they are responsible for doing some simple translation with their own tour team.

Our team leader told us: "The most exciting crocodile mouth picking session is about to begin, the crocodile trainer will put his head in from the crocodile's open mouth, and take out the pre-placed things in the crocodile's mouth with his mouth, because the crocodile is a symbol of the gods in Thailand, and is called the 'crocodile god' by the local people, so everyone can take the opportunity to make a wish to the 'crocodile god'." ”

Soon, the crocodile trainer walked out of the performance venue and walked towards the audience, and a person in the audience took the lead in standing up and handed the crocodile trainer a large Thai baht, needless to say, the "fetching" in the mouth of the team leader is the money in the pockets of the audience.

And I thought that Han Haoting and Lin Youyang would not care about this kind of little trick with wishing as a gimmick, but I didn't expect that they were as anxious as catching a train to pay for it and wanted to hand it over to the crocodile trainer.

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