Chapter Seventy-Nine: Nata's Counterattack (11)
In the intermittent dream, one will appear Namie Amuro, one will appear Jessica Alba, the other will appear Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, and the next Kate Winslet will reach out and hook his neck, Sachiko Kamaike and Nanako Tanaka sit on both sides of the bed with a frown, Natalie Portman pushed open the door and walked in, in a trance Jerry opened his eyes, and when he turned on the light again, he reached out and touched his crotch, which was shamefully wet.
It was the first time in sixteen years that he had wet his crotch in a dream.
The smell of fish filled the bed.
Jerry sat up, but began to miss the girls who rolled the sheets with him.
Shit~ As soon as he thought of this, he couldn't help but curse again.
After changing his underwear and throwing the liquid loot into the bathtub, Jerry lay upside down on the bed again.
It's just that when I wake up, I can't sleep anymore.
The bits and pieces of getting along with Natalie began to come to his mind.
The guy who sat in the activity room of the Xero band with a book in his hand, and inadvertently raised his head and looked at him; The guy who said he hated it, looked left and right to see if there was a paparazzi, but suddenly pecked on his lips; The guy who laughed and scolded himself for being vexatious, and on the other hand, he was holding his arm, and stood beside him in a dignified manner, as a magical J girlfriend; Although he was booed by the fans, he looked at him with great determination and said domineeringly, he used to belong to me......
Does he like Natalie? Yes, he likes Natalie, how could he not like Natalie? This is the first girlfriend he has actively pursued in his two lifetimes.
How could he not like it?
It's just that Jerry now, in front of Natalie, is like a child who has made a mistake.
What woman can tolerate the betrayal of her man, or the double betrayal of psychophysiology.
The psychological burden makes it difficult for Jerry to be as scoundrel and presumptuous as before.
It really is. It's really a mess.
Jerry grabbed his hair hard, then kicked off the bed with a blanket of anger.
He got up and opened the curtains, it was pitch black outside, and not far away, Natalie's room was lit with a faint night light.
The time was a quarter past three o'midnight.
To Sachiko Kamaike, to Natalie, to Jessica, to Nanako Tanaka. What should I do?
Jerry, who couldn't sleep, simply opened the door.
……
Avril opened her eyes early. On the white cheeks, two blushes appeared because of the adequate sleep. She yawned and stretched her arms, only to find that Lindsay Lohan had pressed her arms and thighs against half of her body, and that right hand had actually unhonestly burrowed into her clothes and pressed against her newly developed breasts.
Avril suddenly came to her senses, it turned out that her small breasts had not grown well, all because of Lindsay's pressure on her every day.
Why didn't you notice it before?
Where would Lindsay Lohan leave any incriminating evidence in the past, or was directly arrested by Avril like today. This guy. Always got up earlier than Avril. After Avril woke up, all the incriminating evidence had already been cleaned up by her. If you steal food, you have to have a good habit of stealing food. This is a principle that Lindsay Lohan has always adhered to. But lately, she's been a little sleep-deprived. Because of the filming of "Another-World" and classes at the DreamWorks Club, she had to travel back and forth between Los Angeles and New York. No, I overslept all at once.
Avril burst into flames, and she grabbed Lindsay's right hand. Pulled it out of the placket and yelled, "Lindsay." What are you doing? ”
Lindsay-Lohan opened her troubled eyes, her messy hair was on her side, she reached out and wiped her saliva, her blushing cheeks looked so cute, she just blinked her eyes twice, and then her head slammed forward, leaning directly on Avril's small breasts, and went back to sleep.
Avril grinded her teeth and rattled, and she pushed Lindsay-Lohan to the front, then jumped up from the bed and kicked Lindsay in the face.
"Oops~"
Lindsay Lohan's mouth made a direct intimate contact with Avril's feet.
Then, she woke up.
"Lavignie, what are you doing?" Lindsay clutched her chin and wailed.
"Say, what did you do to me last night?" Avril looked angry.
"What did you do?" Lindsay was still a little dazed, although she was kicked in the face, well, Avril still knew some sense of proportion.
Avril gestured with Lindsay's hand and then with her small breasts, "My little breasts have not grown big, is it all because of your relationship?" ”
Lindsay Lohan East Window Incident, but shy face played scoundrel, "Your boobs don't grow, what does it have to do with me?" Ravi, you seem to be only thirteen, right? How can boobs grow so quickly? Don't blame me for the problem, okay? ”
"When Britney was thirteen, her breasts had already grown."
"She's talking nonsense."
"And what are you doing with your hand in my clothes at night?"
"I'm probably hungry, I want to eat."
Lindsay's divine answer made Avril grab the pillow directly, "Do you think I am a suckling sow?" ”
"Even if you are, I'm not a pig."
When it comes to fighting each other, Lindsay will not bow down.
There was a lot of frolic in the morning, and Lindsay and Avril fought the whole room, and the battle ended in a tie.
The only winner, Linda Lohan.
"You two little bastards, stop with me."
When Linda Lohan opened the door, she was directly frightened by the fluff flying in the room.
And before she could react, the two little ones who were holding the pillow had already jumped out of bed and fled.
Linda Lohan has itchy teeth, how much time will it take to clean up!
Toilet.
"Lindsay~" Avril said mutteredly as she brushed her teeth, "Don't put your claws into my clothes again." ”
"Didn't you say that your boobs didn't grow all the time?" Lindsay, who was standing next to her, also brushed her teeth and said with the same toothpaste soaked in her mouth, "I heard that chest massage helps with breast development. ”
"Really?" Avril's eyes lit up, "You didn't lie to me?" ”
"Haven't you seen those married women with their breasts growing rapidly?" Lindsay Lohan, who is two years younger than Avril, continues to educate Avril about physiology, "It's all because of their men, who massage them every day." ”
"Does it really work?"
"Of course it works." Seeing Avril's somewhat moved little expression, Lindsay nodded directly, and then continued to seduce her, "How about I massage your breasts every night in the future?" ”
"Yes, yes!" If it really works, then give it a try.
YES~ Lindsay gripped her toothbrush tightly.
Poor Miss Lavigne had no idea that she had been sold outright by the black-bellied Lindsay Lohan.
"By the way, Lindsay, are you free today?"
Lindsay-Lohan shook her head, hell would it be if she had time, she was so busy that if she hadn't filmed "Another-World" today, she would have to fly to Los Angeles to attend a separate training session that Mr. Gilmour had given her.
Miss Stanley really didn't know how to care for herself.
This damn fellow.
"Oh~ that's a pity. I originally wanted to take you with me to CBGB. Today, CBGB has an underground concert. ”
"Do you have a ticket?"
Avril grinned, and the teeth that had lost her front teeth showed the wind directly, "I'll let the rats take me in directly." He's the all-purpose ticket. ”
"Oh~ Mouse, there's a way to go anywhere." Lindsay Lohan couldn't help but be sarcastic.
The guy she hates the most actually wants to take her pillow person to a concert, and she can't bear to think about it.
Make a note of this first.
After washing, Avril Lavigne, dressed in punk attire, pushed open the door to the piano room, wondering if she was carrying her guitar, but found Jerry leaning against the workbench.
On the workbench is a sheet of music that reads "Time-To-Say-Goodbye". (To be continued......)