Chapter 232: The Joke Is Big (Asking for Flowers)
In the Zuihou week before the end of the term, Zhen Cheng lived a tense and fulfilling life.
Nangong Wan'er has been driving Q5 to school alone since the last incident, and she is also cold to Zhen Cheng. Even if I talk to Zhen Cheng occasionally, I am always sarcastic and striking. On the contrary, it was Nangong Qi's brother-in-law, which made Zhen Cheng very happy and speechless. Because every time Nangong Qi called, Wu Xin pinched Zhen Cheng fiercely.
Aunt Wu Xin also came, so she didn't have time to deal with Zhen Cheng, and she often lost her temper.
Yu Youran is still chasing shadows in Thailand, occasionally making a phone call to tease Zhen Cheng to relieve his boredom.
When the sleeper tickets for the student union were issued, it happened to be the first day of the freshman semester. Although an additional 10 yuan intermediary fee was charged, the students of Hanqian University of Technology still praised the student union, and Zhen Cheng became the object and hero of their gratitude. While students from other universities are envious, they also scold their own school's students for being dogs and inaction!
The ticket agency earned a total of 50,000 yuan, and more than a dozen ministers and chairmen each received 2,000 yuan for summer vacation travel expenses, and the rest was used as activity funds for the next semester, so everyone was very happy. has been a student union cadre for so many years, and being with Zhen Cheng is the most affordable. Coupled with the money made from speculating in stocks, everyone was elated at a party.
Although the students of the Economics and Management Department of Hanqian University of Technology are geniuses and demons, they also have to prepare for the final exam like the students in other departments. Even Zhu Xiaodong, Liu Jiajun, Huang Shang and others reined in their activities and actively prepared for the exam.
Of course, the examination of the Department of Economics and Management is not disdained to produce papers, but to spend a lot of money from the Yenjing National Academy of Sciences to invite five academicians to propose and investigate. This is not only fair, but also can dismantle the disadvantages of passing by memorization.
At the end of the last semester, the Department of Economics and Management of Hanqian University of Technology submitted a thesis, and this time it was a reading defense without any review scope, mainly to test the students' self-study. This seems to be really a blessing in the eyes of students in other departments, but the 61 students in the first-year Department of Economics and Management do not think so.
"It's really bloody, how can you use this way!" Yao Shen sat on Xiong Ge's bed, rolling his eyes. The main job of this year is to accompany Cao Chuqing, and he has read too few books, so that when he heard this kind of exam, Yao Shen almost fainted.
"I deserve it, I don't read and sleep in the morning; In the afternoon, you listened to the lecture, and you went to our dormitory to speculate on stocks. Go to the bar at night to drink with your girlfriend, what do you say you have done this year! Xiong Ge not only did not comfort him, but sneered at him.
"Damn, you're so much better than me! Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back! Yao Shen stood up angrily and smashed two punches at Xiong Ge's back.
"Oops! You're going to beat me to death! Xiong Ge's face was flushed when he was smashed by Yao Shen, and he got up and scolded with a grunt.
"Reconciliation, harmony, don't fight back! The scar you hit me yesterday still hurts! Yao Shen ran to Zhen Cheng's bed and lay on the pillow and said.
"Why do you say Zhen Cheng is the first exam? Is it because he is a party member, or is it because he is the president of the student union? Xiong Ge rubbed his back vigorously and said.
"Didn't the department say that it would be immediately, maybe the next one will be you!" Yao Shen saw two bags of chicken feet on the table next to Zhen Cheng, grabbed them and opened them to chew them.
"You're a foodie, you can still be a little promising!" Looking at Yao Shen's greasy mouth, Xiong Ge was also a little hungry.
"If you don't eat, are you going to commit suicide? Do you have any wine? Let's take a few bites! Now there is a bird for reading books, and it is all living knowledge, mainly by the mouth. Yao Shen stood up, bent down to look under Xiong Ge's bed, and found a bottle of red wine in the corner where he was not paying attention.
"No wine, you get out of here, don't delay my serious review!" Xiong Ge scolded with a smile.
"You brute, you hide the wine and don't give it to me, and you coax me away, you can't read the book!" Yao Shen pushed Xiong Ge into the bed, and directly stretched out his big hand to take out a bottle of unopened red wine.
"Damn, drink you to death, I'll see what you will do when it's your turn!" Xiong Ge prayed to God, prayed to the Buddha, and hoped that the next one would be Yao Shen.
"Yes, it's not that I haven't read a book, and I know it. Look at your black face, I guess you don't take the test of the books you read, just test the ones you didn't read! Rattle! Yao Shen was choked with excitement by what he imagined.
Yao Shen opened the wine bottle and drank it directly from mouth to mouth, and in a blink of an eye, half of the bottle was gone.
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When Zhen Cheng walked into the bedroom with his head down, he saw Yao Shen stretching his neck to drink, so he frowned and said to Yao Shen seriously: "It's your turn, hurry up!" I went to look for you in the classroom just now, but you weren't there! ”
"Get out of the way, where is such a coincidence!" Yao Shen scolded with a smile, but he believed it a little in his heart. Zhen Cheng rarely jokes about this thing.
"I promise with the party spirit and character, you go quickly! If you don't abstain in less than five minutes, I didn't lie to you, hurry up. The experts are waiting! Zhen Cheng urged with an anxious face.
"Damn, it's really *** decaying. If you want to lie to me, I will rape and then kill the two women in your family, and then kill and rape again! Yao Shen dropped the wine bottle, and his two greasy hands pulled up Xiong Ge's sheets and wiped them twice, and the smoke disappeared.
"You brute! With such a clean sheet, you *** wipe your hands, a little bit of morality? Xiong Ge scolded angrily, the pillow didn't hit Yao Shen, and smashed directly on the door.
"Don't be disgusting, wash it twice a year, and often touch yourself, it's dirtier than a rag to wipe your feet!" Zhen Cheng patted his sheets, lay down and smiled.
"I said Zhen Cheng, have you not been XXOO recently, and you are perverted. Which eye of yours saw me touching myself! Xiong Ge argued with red eyes.
"Do you still need to see, every morning the room is full of the smell of *! It's not me, who do you say? Does God come to the dormitory at night to jerk off? Zhen Cheng said with a wicked smile.
"Don't talk about that. What questions are you asked for? The result? Tell me about it! Xiong Ge changed the topic with a blushing and speechless face.
"Just one topic, 10 minutes to prepare, and then give you 30 minutes to say a paper of more than 3,000 words! The topic is random, everyone is different, it's useless for you to read a book! Zhen Cheng thought back to the process of the exam, and said to the department, "Damn, it's really the same as what Yao Shen's brute said, then I still look at it!" Xiong Ge threw away the book in his hand, sat up and waited for Zhen Cheng's next step.
"I was tested for my knowledge of psychology. Fortunately, I read five books when my grandfather was sick, otherwise it would have been really troublesome. The evaluation given by the expert was presented on the spot, and mine was A+! Zhen Cheng felt very lucky, if his grandfather didn't get sick, he probably wouldn't have read the knowledge of psychology, which is also considered Jitai.
"I'm grass, this kind of luck is there! I advise you to stop playing football and go buy lottery tickets. Tens of billions of women who play for a lifetime! Xiong Ge said obscenely and lustfully.
"Why hasn't Yao Shen come back yet? I'm not going to be right, right? Zhen Cheng looked at the bedroom door suspiciously, but didn't wait for Yao Shen to come back.
"You lied to him?" Xiong Ge asked, his eyes wide.
"yes, what's wrong? Enough? How is the acting, is it enough B? Zhen Cheng's face was full of pride and pride.
"Didn't you read the terms of this defense?" Xiong Ge frowned, and asked seriously without the slightest smile on his face.
"No, what's wrong?" Zhen Cheng sat up a little flustered and asked.
"There is a note at the bottom of the clause this time, to the effect that if you think you are ready, you can go directly without waiting for the department to call!" Xiong Ge looked at Zhen Cheng sympathetically.
"God, the joke is big! Can Yao Shen get by? Zhen Cheng also went up and down in his heart, and everyone knew that the test of the management department knew that if he failed the exam, he might be eliminated in four years.
"It's hard to say, and he's still full of wine! Let's be silent! Xiong Ge wanted to laugh, but he couldn't.
Waiting for others is the most painful, not to mention aimless, etc. Zhen Cheng felt that he was joking too much. In case Yao Shen's grades are not good, his conscience will be uneasy.
"Puff, puff, puff,......" Zhen Cheng sat on the edge of the bed and heard the vibration of the ground, it was over, Yao Shen came to settle the account with himself.
The door of the room was kicked open by Yao Shen, squeaking back and forth, and Yao Shen stood at the door with a pale face.
"Zhen Cheng, you brute!" Yao Shen wailed, and many classmates poked their heads out in many dormitories.
"Yao Shen, calm down, Zhen Cheng doesn't have a heart!" Xiong Ge hurriedly stepped forward and explained with a smile.
"I can't calm down! Depend on! Yao Shen's face turned from white to red, and he saw that a storm was coming.
"Yao Shen, I ......"
"You don't need to say it, I thank you so much, Zhen Cheng!" Yao Shen grinned and wanted to laugh, how could he play like this.
"Don't do this, everyone's brothers!" Xiong Ge smiled bitterly on his face, if he was to be changed, he would be angry.
"Get out of the way. Lao Tzu is not here to fight, I am here to thank Zhen Cheng! "Yao Shen haha's daxiao up.
"You ......" Zhen Cheng and Xiong Ge were speechless, worried about whether this kid was angry and laughed.
"Damn, it's crooked! Lao Tzu got the A! Yao Shen directly drank the remaining half bottle of red wine on the table.
"I rely on his grandmother. You didn't read books and got A, what kind of title is this? Xiong Ge was a little dizzy by Yao Shen's stimulation, and he couldn't believe his ears.
"Lie to you. The topic I was given was the relationship between wine culture and economic development! haha! Yao Shen laughed proudly.
"God, how can foodies pass the test!" Xiong Ge's face was flushed from the blow, and he began to worry about himself.
"I think you kid has to prepare for the topic of sex and economy, and the department probably designs the topic according to the habits of students!" Yao Shen saw Xiong Ge's envious look, and his heart was happy, so he suggested like an expert.
Xiong Ge was stunned, but immediately rushed out of the bedroom with a look of ecstasy, and the slippers were worn backwards!
"It's possible to take the test for AIDS and sex!" Yao Shen stretched out his neck and continued to add loudly.
"Let's go, I'll invite you to dinner to celebrate! It scared the hell out of me! Zhen Cheng saw that the time was almost noon, and said to Yao Shen.
"Damn, you don't even know what the professor said about me when I went in, you want to invite me to dinner to compensate for my wounded heart!" Yao Shen smirked and walked out with Zhen Cheng.
"Fun talking! Now that we're done with the exam, the rest of us are still suffering! Zhen Cheng asked with a smile.
"As soon as I entered, the three experts were stunned and asked me what I was doing here. I said defense. They rolled their eyes, frowned, and gave me the subject casually when they saw that I had drunk. ”
"I'm dizzy, poor Xiong Ge!"
"My buddy can't help but like to drink, and I really like the wine culture, and I read a lot of books. So I laid out the facts, reasoned, and made the experts stupid, and the three of them had to give me all A! Yao Shen said with a proud face.
"Xiong Ge, that kid thinks he's smart, he's going to see sex and AIDS, and nothing will happen when he sees a female expert!" Zhen Cheng said worriedly.
"Meanness is a pass to meanness, who knows this thing! Regardless of that, we'll get drunk! You are really my lucky star, if I draw the questions normally, I will definitely die! ”
(Congratulations to the F1 brothers on their way to the helm, and thank you to the brothers who sent the flowers yesterday!) Yesterday, the flowers rose by ten, and the chrysanthemums exploded, quack! In order to express gratitude and celebrate the birth of the three helmsmen such as F1, we will continue to thank you five more today, although your flowers are less than 100, hehe! )