Chapter 22: Master! I have your child~
(Cat pounce Chinese After Chen Fan left the group of gangsters, he said loudly: "Evelyn, don't bully people like this next time, understand?" You see that guy being by you... The next time you encounter this kind of thing, you can just beat it, like breaking someone else's leg This kind of serious injury on the ** can never be done, you look at me, do you see anything? What the? No? How can it be? Don't you think I'm a pure and good person? What the? I'm black-bellied? Says who? Pull me out and beat him so that he can't take care of himself for the rest of his life... Ahem, when I didn't say that sentence just now, I will use my obvious example to tell you that to be a man, you have to be a good person, so that you can... Hey, hey, don't go, listen to me. ”
Evelyn finally understood what it meant to be mentally tortured, for example, Chen Fan was always nagging in your ear, and she wanted to slap him to death with one palm, but she couldn't shoot it, yes, my sister couldn't afford to provoke her, couldn't you hide?
"Hey, Evelyn, why are you going so fast? Have you ever thought seriously about these philosophical "sexual" sentences that I said, I said you people, whether you are aliens or whatever, haven't you heard a word? The communication between people is not limited by geography, and the exchange of cultures will not be curbed because of the difference in regions, these words were invented by our earthlings, and I believe that you must not have them, so I solemnly hand them over to you today, and you will take them back to the Valoran continent and tell those who are still "lost" on the road of life... ”
"In the middle of the night, what's the name of the ghost?" Caterina appeared at the door with a cold face, leaning against the door frame and said to Chen Fan.
"Ah, Katarina, you haven't slept yet? Aha, you talk slowly, I'll go to sleep. As soon as Chen Fan saw the ice cube face, Katerina couldn't say anything, as long as he held back such a sentence and walked in the door. Oh, yes, I warn you, don't fight again, you know? Whoever dares to fight will be spanked by me! Chen Fan walked to the door of his room, suddenly remembered something, and quickly turned his head to Catalina and Evelyn.
Spanking? When Caterina heard this, her face suddenly darkened, but she was really threatened, and she snorted directly at Evelyn, and turned back to her room.
When Evelyn heard this, she didn't react as much as Katarina, but her face was a little red, and she thought to herself: The master is really still a "pervert" wolf...
At this time, Soraka walked out of the room in a daze, ready to pour a glass of water to drink, but unexpectedly heard Chen Fan's words, he was startled, and rushed back to the room with a "swish".
“。。。” Chen Fan looked around a little "confused" and "confused", and said, I didn't say the wrong thing, right? Chen Fan shook his head, turned around and walked into his room.
At this time, only Evelyn was left in the living room, but she was not in a hurry to go back to the room, but kept thinking about things. The master seems to need a woman very much, as the summoning messenger of the master, he should help the master, hmph, Katerina and Soraka, two stupid people, came before me, but I still preempted it!
Evelyn thought about it, rolled her eyes, showed a playful smile on her face, and said softly: "Shadow 'Shadow' Trace!" Then there was a twist in the air, and Evelyn disappeared into the living room as if she had never been there.
At this moment, Katerina and Soraka in the room opened their eyes at the same time, a trace of doubt flashed in their eyes, shook their heads, and fell into a deep sleep again.
Chen Fan was dreaming, he dreamed that he was at Xiao Ruoyu's house, and at this time Xiao Ruoyu was wearing a set of "sexual" pajamas, looking at Chen Fan charmingly, and gently rubbing his thighs... Chen Fan felt that his heart was rapidly expanding like a volcanic eruption, and then he rushed over with red eyes...
"Yes..." Chen Fan opened his eyes in a daze, he felt that there was a person sleeping next to him, well, in his dream, he was with Xiao... Hey? Wrong! Now I'm awake. Chen Fan was taken aback, looked at the person in his arms, but found that it was Evelyn who was naked...
"Ah!!!!h An earth-shattering scream rang out in Chen Fan's room, and the continuous high decibel volume made the listener sad and the listener to tears.
"Woo... Ah, master, are you awake, hehe, did you sleep well last night? Master, you are so bad, 'touching' makes me uncomfortable... Evelyn was awakened by the earth-shattering scream, talking heartlessly about last night, and once again sprinkled a handful of salt on Chen Fan's wound...
"Evelyn! You tell me! Did I do anything last night? Chen Fan said to Evelyn with a nervous expression.
"Huh? Last night? I want to think about it, well, you kissed me first, and then kept "touching" and "touching" on me, and then took off my clothes, and then you also took off your clothes, and then the two of us hugged each other, by the way, master, the thing below you made me so uncomfortable~" Evelyn innocently tried to recall what happened last night, and counted them one by one with both hands, but she didn't notice that the more she said Chen Fan's face, the darker it became...
"Ah, master, I have your child~" Evelyn said with a happy face.
“。。。” Chen Fan was suddenly full of cows...
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