Chapter 8 Now he is miserable
"Uh...... Okay, Mr. Xu. Zhang Xiaoyan was stunned for a moment, and then threw a meaningful look at Chen Feng.
Mr. Xu, in the eyes of their subordinates, has always been cold, and it is rare to see her smile. However, I never saw her angry!
So at this moment, seeing that Mr. Xu had a straight face towards Chen Feng, she could guess that this guy's identity is definitely not simple, how can he be treated indiscriminately?
After giving the order, Xu Bingyun walked away. The interview of this company is very strict, so you have to make this kid suffer a little, otherwise how can you cure him in the future?
However.
As soon as she walked into the office and closed the door, Chen Feng grinned.
"Hello beauty, my name is Chen Feng."
"Hello, I'm Mr. Xu's secretary, Zhang Xiaoyan."
Feeling his hand, being held by his big hand all the time, Zhang Xiaoyan blushed, pressed her head very low, and pulled it out after a few strokes.
"Well, the secretary is good, what do the secretary do......
"Mr. Chen, please come with me." Halfway through his words, Zhang Xiaoyan quickly interrupted, she is not a child, of course she knows what the second half of the sentence is.
"Oh well." Halfway through the car, the key was dialed, and Chen Feng, as an old driver, was also very awkward.
It's just that his eyes are not idle, scanning back and forth on Zhang Xiaoyan.
"Well, nice breasts and big butts... Designated to be able to give birth to children. ”
His voice was small, but it was loud enough for her to hear.
"Mr. Chen, you... Please respect yourself. ”
Don't look at her, she has been in this company for three or four years, but she is still a little woman in her bones, and she has never talked about her boyfriend, when have you ever heard such words?
She hurriedly sped up a few moments, lowered her head and held the papers, her chest was almost flattened, and her face was as red as a tomato.
But along the way, she always felt that there were dozens of pairs of eyes behind her, as if her whole body had been seen transparent, her face was hot, and she didn't dare to look back at Chen Feng.
Fortunately, the road is not long.
"Today's interview is for the sales department, Mr. Chen, you just wait in line here, I still have something to do, see you later."
"Huh? Sister Xiaoxiao, do you really want to be treated indiscriminately? The one in my family is just a relative who came today, so I'm in a bad mood, don't be confused. ”
"Uh...... Belch? Zhang Xiaoyan was stunned twice.
I was stunned because this guy was so close as soon as we met. The second stunned is the next half of his sentence...... The one in my house! Could this be Mr. Xu's man?
No wonder they came with Mr. Xu, and it could make Mr. Xu angry.
But she really didn't want to stay here any longer.
"Mr. Chen, I still have something to do, see you later, I believe in your ability, and I will definitely be able to pass the interview smoothly."
After saying that, she nodded while holding the document, turned around and ran away.
"Sister Xiaoxiao, you are so cute." Chen Feng yelled at her back.
Thump!
Zhang Xiaoyan almost didn't fall to the ground.
Lovely?
If it weren't for the relationship between you and Mr. Xu, I would have scratched you to death, can you believe it?
She turned around, gritted her teeth, and glared at Chen Feng hatefully, before walking away.
Chen Feng didn't care at all, and greeted a few women who came to the interview one by one very politely.
"Hello colleagues, my name is Chen Feng, let's shake hands when we meet for the first time."
“……”
Hearing what he said, more than a dozen women lined up were stunned for a moment. But at this time, Chen Feng had already started shaking hands from the first one, and he seemed dissatisfied after shaking it, and hugged others and patted his back:
"Well, you have a successful career, do it well."
When shaking hands, these people were very reluctant, but when they thought of the conversation between Chen Feng and the secretary just now, they had to endure it, after all, this was also a courtesy handshake and hug.
When it was time for the last person, Chen Feng just stretched out his hand and retracted it again, "Get up!" You big man, what are you shaking hands with me? What do you see, do you still want to hug me? ”
The man's eyes widened, and he almost went crazy.
At this time, the door of the office opened, and a woman walked out of it and walked up to this person, "Mr. Li, you are here." ”
Burst!
Chen Feng almost didn't vomit blood, his hand stopped in mid-air, very embarrassed.
And those women around are also secretly gloating, letting you, a little rascal, take advantage of others again!
The most important thing is that they have heard that Mr. Li of Yunfeng Company is a strong woman!
Now, this kid is said to be a man...... Now it's time to play.
"You! Get to the end of the line, and when I'm done interviewing them, we'll have a good talk! Li Yourong glanced at Chen Feng and turned around and walked into the office.
At this moment, Chen Feng was completely speechless.
I'll go! Is this voice a woman?
I've been among the flowers, and I didn't even recognize this as a woman?
Several other people looked at Chen Feng, and they all couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh.
Chen Feng grinned, "Sister, take it easy, be careful with the silicone and laugh off." ”
"Hooligans!" When the girl heard this, she quickly got up, and her hands subconsciously wanted to reach up to protect her, but when she came back to her senses, she glared at him again, "Big villain, this is true!" ”
"Haha, I really believe it." Chen Feng looked cynical, sat on the bench, and closed his eyes.
Some of these dozen people are waiting.
"Yay! I did it! Let's go in next. ”
Soon one opened the door and came out, and the other went in again.
Chen Feng was bored.
"Beauty, wait and wait, why don't I tell you a joke?"
As a joker in the veteran driver industry, how can you forget your roots?
"Okay, what's the joke?"
Suddenly, several women surrounded them curiously. To be honest, although Chen Feng can't be said to be handsome, that kind of bad and evil eyes makes many women feel very comfortable when they see it.
Being able to talk to such a man is the same as a man talking to a beautiful woman, and there is a feeling of emptiness being filled in my heart.
"Hurry up, hurry up."
Chen Feng thought for a while, and said seriously: "A beautiful woman is sick and goes to the hospital to see a doctor." ”
"What's there to talk about when you're sick."
"And then, talk about it."
The doctor asked her, "What's wrong with it?" The beauty said, her throat hurts. The doctor asked again, "Auntie, right?" The beauty replied, yes. ”
Speaking of this, Chen Feng deliberately paused, looked at a few people, and stopped talking.
"Why didn't I understand?"
"Yes, my throat hurts, what does it have to do with my aunt?"
A few people muttered dissatisfiedly, "It's not good at all." ”
Suddenly, a woman who looked a little older shouted, "Ah! You... It's so dirty! ”
"Huh? What do you mean, I still don't understand. ”
The woman pulled her past and whispered, "Auntie, can't you do that, that's why my throat hurts." ”
"Huh... Chen Feng, you are too dirty! ”
"Haha...... I didn't say anything, what's dirty? Chen Feng looked like a serious person.
"This doesn't count, you have to talk about one more!"
These women were obviously blushing and heartbeating, but they still wanted to listen to him again.
"Well, I'm going to tell you a story this time, a ...... Very old story. Chen Feng thought for a while.
"Cut! Fooling us ignorant girls again! The woman who guessed first walked up to Chen Feng and beat him.
"Now, this time it's serious. Legend has it that once upon a time, there was an evil dragon living in a small mountain village near the sea. ”
When everyone heard this, this was finally a little serious.
"What else?"
"This evil dragon is very powerful, and no one is its opponent. Then the dragon asked the village for human flesh every week, and only the flesh of virgins. ”
"Later, a very strong man warrior came to the village, and he was determined to kill the dragon in order to save the village!"
"And then? Did he kill it? ”
He ...... When I walked to the evil dragon, I saw that the evil dragon was too powerful, so I could only choose to outwit it. Chen Feng said.
"Cut! Tell me, he must have run away, right? ”
Chen Feng waved his hand, "You guessed wrong, he came up with a very clever solution, and then the evil dragon starved to death." ”
"Huh? How did you starve to death? ”
"yes, how could he possibly have the power to stop the dragon from eating?"
Several people didn't believe it, "You're lying, aren't you?" ”
"That is, the dragon wants to eat...... Yikes! You scoundrel, why are you so dirty! As he spoke, he suddenly thought of something, and pointed at Chen Feng and scolded the hooligans.
"How am I dirty? I still don't understand why the dragon starved to death. Chen Feng looked like a good scholar, pulled the woman and asked, "Beauty, can you tell me why?" ”
At this time, another woman came up and said, "Cut! You're stupid, the warrior's cunning is to leave the village without virgins, and the dragon will starve to death. ”
"Oh~ I see? I suddenly felt that my education level was still not enough. Chen Feng looked regretful.
"Phew! Girl, you've been fooled, how can this guy not know! ”
"Ah, rascals... Don't talk to him anymore, let's stay away from him. Several women immediately divided Chen Feng.
"Alas, I'm pure, okay, don't believe me to talk about one more, you listen?"
"Don't listen, don't listen!" The women all covered their ears and blushed like persimmons, but they were looking forward to his next step.
"Alas, if you don't listen, forget it, I'll go to the toilet and solve the big things in my life." Chen Feng turned around and left.
"Uh......" left a few people, with a blank face.
When he came back, there were only two people left for the interview, and it didn't take long for Chen Feng's turn.
Li Yourong sat in the middle of the interviewer and instructed the other two interviewers: "You two go out, I will interview him alone." Remember, wait, no matter what's going on inside, you don't come in. ”
The two interviewers glanced at each other, then at Chen Feng, and all walked out with interest.
"Let's Mr. Li, but he is a fifth-level black belt in taekwondo. He dared to say that Li is always a man...... Now he is miserable. ”