In the sixth episode of "Cthulhu is also going to fall in love" uploaded by Xiaoqin, in addition to the invasion of the earth by the alien zerg (JJ tribe), another major plot point is that after Cthulhu cuckolded his father Dagon, he faced the questions of his subordinates and said without changing his face: "Actually, I don't like your wife, the person I love is you." ”

For the inspiration provided by this rotten girl PHS, the comments of readers boiled:

"Cthulhu can't bear to look at Dagon directly!"

"What are you going to do with the Mother Goddess Xudra?"

"Tragic evil god love triangle!"

Of course, people who complain about Xiaoqin's poor painting skills have always accounted for a large part.

Let's take this time as an example, saying that the alien flying saucer drawn by Xiaoqin looks like a sweet potato, and the picture of Cthulhu spitting radiation energy to attack the flying saucer, as if he is roasting sweet potatoes with a welding torch, can be described as overwhelming.

"Sweet potatoes, eggplants, and potatoes are a family!"

"Mr. Shui Cress is worthy of being the founder of the vegetable flow painting school, please accept the knee below!"

"You update so quickly, how can you embarrass those authors who are meticulous in painting and serious in painting?"

"Today's society is really getting more and more impetuous, and garbage like this can be ranked at the top of the spit list, no wonder Sister Feng can be famous......"

Xiao Qin turned a blind eye to all the negative comments she received, and understood them as the shameless jealousy of her talented genius by mediocre people.

"Every time UFOs are mentioned in news reports, they always have to say 'cigar-type UFOs', since aliens can take cigars to the earth for sightseeing, then weishenme can't come to the earth to invade with sweet potatoes?"

It's not a matter of cigars or sweet potatoes, it's a question of whether it's like a flying machine! If it were really cigars and sweet potatoes, when they rubbed against the atmosphere, one would have been lit and the other would have been roasted!

The alien smoked a cigar while eating sweet potatoes, and landed on earth with his butt on fire, and his attitude is really optimistic!

At this time, the loudspeaker saw Gong Caicai, who was calling from the window, but couldn't find a seat, and was standing in the center of the cafeteria.

"Hey! This way! Come to us! There's also a seat here! ”

The loudspeaker warmly greeted Gong Caicai.

"I ......"

Gong Caicai saw that Xiaoqin and Pooh were here, and she was afraid that she would be bullied if she sat over, so she was a little hesitant.

"Don't be stunned, come here!" The loudspeaker thought that Gong Caicai's contact lenses had fallen off again, and he couldn't see who was talking, so he raised the volume again.

"Caicai, come here! Otherwise, this position should be occupied by someone else! You don't want to eat standing up, do you? ”

In fact, this is purely to scare Gong Caicai, there is a fierce god and evil me in charge, people from outside the class dare not sit at this table, and the people in this class, will not compete with the cowardly Gong Caicai for a position.

But what Gong Caicai lacks the most is confidence, once the embarrassing picture of "being forced to eat standing up" appeared in her mind, she ignored the threat of Xiaoqin and Pooh, and walked towards our table tremblingly.

Gong Caicai was holding a stainless steel dinner plate, which really made others sweat for her, as if she might be knocked over in the next second.

In fact, Gong Caicai did knock over the dinner plate many times in the first year of junior high school, spilling the food all over the floor, crying and begging the cleaning aunt for forgiveness.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I can't even eat, I really shouldn't have been born on this shijie......"

Originally, the cleaning aunt was very annoying that the students soiled the floor, but when she saw Gong Caicai's apology, she was sincere, and she thought that she was useless from the bottom of her heart, and she was not embarrassed to say it deeply.

Later, the squad leader noticed this situation and conducted a protracted "balance training" on Gong Caicai.

The first is to let Gong Caicai carry the textbook on his head, walking from one end of the classroom to the other, during which he ensures that the textbook does not fall off - the contact time is short, and the other students who do not know the class leader are thinking that the class leader is inflicting corporal punishment on Gong Caicai.

I don't know if it's because Gong Caicai's hair is a little naturally curly, so the friction is greater than others, in short, Gong Caicai quickly mastered the trick of the textbook above the head, and also challenged the overhead dictionary, overhead backing board, and overhead stationery box, zuihou She said happily: As long as you put the dinner plate on the top of your head, and then assist with both hands, you can bring the meal back to the table all the way without worry! (although a bit of a shame) Hey! The class leader lets you train with a textbook on your head, just to let you find the center of gravity of your body! How did you train yourself to be an Indian! It's only Indians who put all kinds of items on their heads and go to the market!

The squad leader who took a detour, borrowed a dinner plate from the canteen for Gong Caicai to train, and as a result, Gong Caicai's ability to hold everything on his head, once he changed to holding things with two hands, he couldn't play it at all, if it wasn't for the squad leader's prescient elbow pads and knee pads to protect, Gong Caicai would have thrown himself into the hospital with an empty dinner plate.

After a period of observation, the squad leader was desperate to find that Gong Caicai was holding something in front of him, or empty-handed, he had a high chance of using the inherent skill of "falling on the ground", and if he was carrying a schoolbag behind him, or a heavy object on his head, it would help him maintain balance.

Sure enough, it's because the boobs are too big! The milk that I poured desperately to make me taller only shows its value on the chest!

Because of her short stature and overall light weight, Gong Caicai has an extra weight on her chest, so how can she not lose her balance and fall forward!

Xiaoqin never falls! Unless she did it on purpose! If you say that Xiao Qin knows martial arts and is very stable, it is not appropriate for me to give this example - then what about Zhuang Ni! Juanny never falls on the ground! She has leukemia!

Therefore, people should do what they can, don't do porcelain work without diamonds, and don't grow such big breasts without excellent balance ability!

You see, the class president and Pooh's physical education class performance is so eye-catching, and they are only the second or third in our class's bust size!

Finding out the crux of the problem, the squad leader came up with a step-by-step solution, she asked Gong Caicai to put on a pair of pants with a back hip pocket, then put a weight (pebbles) in both pockets, and then start training again.

It sounds a little unbelievable, but Gong Caicai, who has both psychological and physical problems, and is prone to losing her balance, with the patient help of the squad leader, finally overcame her nervousness and will not fall hard while eating.

However, the premise is that she must be holding a tableware that is not afraid of falling, if it is a fragile item such as porcelain, she will repeat the same mistake when she is nervous, and the more expensive the porcelain, the more serious the situation.

At that time, as an iron-blooded lone wolf, I looked at my classmates coldly, and I thought: if Gong Caicai went to visit the "National Treasure Pottery and Porcelain Exhibition", maybe he would be sentenced to life imprisonment for treason.

Today's Gong Caicai, as usual, went through a lot of difficulties and dangers, and finally brought the meal back from the window.

When I was about to walk to the table, Gong Caicai was accidentally touched by a passing freshman, and almost lost her balance, I found that Xiaoqin next to me was ready to go, once Gong Caicai fell, she was afraid that she would rush up to answer like a rabbit.

It's not that Xiaoqin has suddenly become a good child who cares about the safety of her classmates, but she thinks that saving Gong Caicai from falling is a good person and a good deed, and she can get a star from me.

But no matter what the reason is, in terms of action, Xiaoqin has begun to be "helpful", and this is the effect that my "sister tune" Jihua wants to achieve.

Although Gong Caicai was touched by a junior student, she walked back to the table safely, put down the plate with a sigh of relief, and sat down to eat.

"You know what? Our class president was elected as the new school spent! ”

Pooh was always a bit of an afterthought when it came to certain things, and that was news two days ago.

"Cut! Don't choose me! The loudspeaker was very self-aware, and said it humorously.

PHS knew that his gossip partner was joking, and pursed his lips and did not comment.

"Come on! If you're not so fat, it's still like when you were in kindergarten, that's pretty much it! ”

Pooh, who was the first to finish eating, stepped on the metal bar under the table and said to the loudspeaker with a golden sword.

Speaking of the big horn in kindergarten, it seems that it is really not as fat as it is now, and there are rumors that the big horn once led the dance in the children's performance troupe.

"A few days ago, I sent Juanny home at night, and I found a picture of the two of you when you went to kindergarten together at her house - big speaker, you are disabled! When you were a child, you looked so much better than you do now! ”

"You're crippled!" The big horn said angrily, "I just couldn't resist the temptation of food and gained weight!" ”

I recently learned that Big Speaker and Zhuang Ni went to the same kindergarten when he was a child, and it seems that Big Speaker and Zhuang Ni are not only close to their home address, but also have a bad relationship that extends from childhood.

That day, even if Xiong Yaoyue kindly escorted Zhuang Ni home ("Pooh escorts Zhuang Ni home" is not used here, it is to respect Pooh's wishes, so as not to confuse everyone), Zhuang Ni may not necessarily invite Xiong Yaoyue to sit in the door for a while, Xiong Yaoyue has the opportunity to see Zhuang Ni's family photo album, eighty percent of which was seen by Zhuang Ni's mother and received her warm hospitality (why didn't Xiong Yaoyue stay, who had food?). ）。

It stands to reason that the big speaker is the classmate who most often goes in and out of Zhuang Ni's house, but there is no photo of Zhuang Ni and the big speaker in the family album, and the photos of the two of them are all kindergarten days, before the big speaker became fat.

Does Zhuang Ni have such a big grudge against the big horn getting fat! Could it be that Juanny's lily tendencies were innate, and the trumpet was once her first lily object?

As a result, after graduating from kindergarten, the primary school was not in the same elementary school (the loudspeaker and the class leader went to the same elementary school), although in the junior high school to get together a class, but it has long been a thing, the kindergarten in the past has become a fat aggregate!

No wonder Zhuang Ni seized every opportunity to spare no effort to satirize the fat on the big horn! It turns out that the fat grows on the big horn, but it hurts Zhuang Ni's heart!

"Things will only develop in the direction of deterioration", the reason why such a pessimistic concept will be formed in Zhuang Ni's mind is probably inseparable from the loudspeaker!

Because the lily object with a flower and moon appearance will inevitably become a big fat girl with greasy fried chicken in her mouth one day! Zhuang Ni is completely desperate for this shijie who will get fat even if she is a beauty!

In addition, Zhuang Ni didn't come to class today, and took sick leave, and after school, the loudspeaker had to give Zhuang Ni class notes and homework, and at the same time had to endure the other party's malicious complaints.

The bonds of childhood are really hard to let go, just like me and Xiaoqin......