What is 1065 the devil!
The police officer of the Western Kingdom suddenly changed his face, "Hmph, who said that those people are the Chui, those people are ordinary people in the Western Kingdom, you are killing people indiscriminately in the Western Kingdom, what are you doing it for?" Tell me the truth! Otherwise, we're not going to be kind to you! The officer said viciously.
Jiang Fan immediately became angry, I damn it, since you are protecting those black handies, needless to say, these Western policemen must be a nest of police and bandits. Jiang Fan sneered: "Hmph, as long as you Westerners are allowed to blow up the embassy of our Huaxia Kingdom, we can't kill your Western Cuffians!" We're here to help you! You should reward us! ”
The Xiguo police officer immediately stood up, pointed at Jiang Fan and said, "You guys are too arrogant!" Come on, detain them all, and wait for the director to deal with them! ”
"Why are you holding us? On what charges are you holding us? Li Hanyan snorted coldly.
"Hmph, we Westerners just want to bully you Chinese people! Because we are stronger than you! The Western police officer smirked.
"Hehe, since you Western people claim to be strong, then we will use strong means to let you know that our Huaxia people are the most powerful people in this world!" A figure flashed, Jiang Fan turned into several phantoms, stretched out his index finger and pointed at the ribs of those Western policemen like lightning.
More than a dozen Xiguo policemen in the interrogation room all fell to the ground, and they looked at Jiang Fan in surprise, "You, you are the devil!" The officer was frightened, because he had just seen a figure flash, and he fell down with numbness in his ribs, and he immediately found himself unable to move.
"Ha Lu Ha, what is the devil! I'm more devilish than the devil! I warn you, we helped you get rid of the black hand on Huaxia Street, and instead of thanking us, you will harm us! If you provoke us, Lao Tzu will raze you to the ground! Jiang Fan said with a smile.
He took out Huoyun from his arms, "Huoyun, destroy this table!" Jiang Fan said.
"Okay! Look at me! Huoyun immediately flew out of the room, pecked at the table, and then flew back into Jiang Fan's arms. There was only a crisp sound, and the table shook for a moment, then turned to ashes and collapsed.
The policemen of the Western Kingdom were stunned, "Oh, devil! You are the devil! ”
"Fuck your head! We are angels! Jiang Fan rushed over and gave the Western Police Officer a kick and kicked him in the crotch of his pants, and he immediately screamed, his face extremely deformed.
Jiang Fan and the others left the police station on Huaxia Street and returned to the embassy. The next morning, Jiang Fan was woken up by a quick knock on the door, "Damn! Who is it to knock on the door so early! Jiang Fan said unhappily.
Huang Fu immediately went to open the door, and the person who knocked on the door was Sun Haijian, "Brother Sun, did you have anything to do with you coming to me so early?" Jiang Fan said in surprise.
"Oh, the mayor and his wife of Shock City have come to thank you for coming! His wife didn't have any entreaty last night! Sun Haijian said happily.
"Oh, that's it!" Jiang Fan said.
Jiang Fan followed Sun Haijian to the reception room, and as soon as he stepped into the city, Mayor Mentio immediately ran over, held Jiang Fan's hand tightly and said, "Oh, you are really a miracle doctor!" My lady didn't have any more enucination last night! Thank you so much! ”
Jiang Fan smiled and said, "Hehe, you're welcome, you don't just thank me for coming, right?" What else is there to do? ”
Mayor Tygen looked at Jiang Fan in surprise, nodded and said, "There is indeed something to look for you in Xia, and there are two things to look for you in Xia." The first thing is that the time in the lower cave room is too short, and it is basically a touch of the ejaculation, I wonder if you can treat it? ”
Jiang Fan almost laughed, damn it! It's too bad to be a touch! Damn the Westerners, they have to torture you well.
Jiang Fan smiled and said: "This is called seeing flower ejaculation in our Huaxia country, this is because your kidney qi is insufficient, which leads to premature ejaculation." I have a special method to treat your premature ejaculation, but it is a bit troublesome to practice, and it takes a month to practice to be effective. ”
"Oh, time is not a problem, what is the solution?" Mayor Thiggen said.
"First of all, you find a stone with a rough surface, and then use your things to grind on the stone, grinding it for ten minutes a day, for a month, to ensure that your cave room lasts for a long time!" Jiang Fan said mysteriously.
Sun Haijian on the side almost laughed, he hurriedly covered his mouth, this Jiang Fan is too bad, that thing is grinding on a stone, you should be sharpening a knife! Don't wear out the skin!
Mayor Tigen looked at Jiang Fan in surprise, "Uh, will that break the skin?" ”
Jiang Fan said solemnly: "It must be very hard at first, but after persisting for a while, you will slowly get used to it, think about it, if you can grind on the rough stone for ten minutes, it will definitely be fine for an hour in the cave room!" ”
Ti felt that it made sense, "Well, you must practice hard in the next place, no matter how hard you are, you have to practice!" Tyken made up his mind.
Jiang Fan laughed secretly: "Damn, this guy is really easy to deceive, Lao Tzu is just nonsense, who knows if the Dao has any effect, it's pure nonsense!" We are not responsible for any damage! ”
Silent on the surface, Jiang Fan nodded and said: "Well, as long as you keep practicing, we have an ancient saying in Huaxia: 'As long as the kung fu is deep, the iron rod is sharpened into a needle!'" You're going to make it! ”
"As long as the kung fu is deep, the iron rod is sharpened into a needle, and mine will not be sharpened into a needle, right?" Mayor Thigen was surprised.
"Hehe, how could it be, yours is not an iron rod, of course it will not be sharpened into a needle!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Ti nodded more satisfied, "Well, the second thing is that our President Shett of the Western Kingdom has asked you to see his wife, and I invite you to the White House this morning." Tygon said.
Jiang Fan was surprised: "Your wife of President Shet in the western country also urinated?" ”
Ti shook his head and said, "Oh, no, the president's wife suffers from a particularly strange and strange disease, and our doctors in the west are helpless, maybe you can cure the president's wife's illness." ”
"Well, I heard that the president's wife is biting underneath!" Ti even whispered.
Jiang Fan was surprised: "What bites people underneath?" ”
"I don't know about that, I listened to what the president said, and you should ask the president's wife for details! It's hard to ask about this. Tygon said.
"Oh, when are we going to treat the president's wife?" Jiang Fan said.
"We'll go now, and I'll take you to the White House in my car." Tygon said.
Jiang Fan walked out of the embassy with Mayor Titgen, got into Mayor Titgen's car, and entered the White House of the President of the West about ten minutes later.
The White House is the official residence and office of the president of the Western Kingdom, and it is a white-painted house with a total of three floors, and the President of the Western Republic Shett lives on the second floor.
Jiang Fan followed Mayor Titgen to the second floor and flashed the door, and the guard in front of the door immediately said to Mayor Titgen: "The president is waiting for you in the living room!" ”
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