24 The mountains are full of serpents

Outside the Red Candle Town, in the dilapidated land temple, the Taoists led by Qian Lu have sad faces one by one, they have been outside the town for several days, but the old man in charge of the town just doesn't show up, although they are not responsible for collecting rent, but their own little uncle and ancestor have such a big thing in the town, the old man doesn't come to explain? His own master has left in order to escort the little uncle back to the sect, and now he Qian Lu has the authority to handle affairs in the town on behalf of the sect, which is why he was silent all the way, after his master left, he became arrogant, he now represents the powerful sect that silenced countless cultivators, and he Qian Lu can't insult the authority of the sect in front of this group of mountain and wild people. Do you really think there will be any kind of nonsense in this town? Even if it did, you prisoners deserve it?

When Qian Lu thought of this, his face was silent, but he sneered in his heart. Although the old shopkeeper has a good cultivation, in the final analysis, he is still a lowly prisoner, what capital does he think very highly of?

If you have the ability, you will keep shrinking your head, but once you stick your head out, I Qian Lu will be sorry for the trust of the sect if I don't give you a knife. Now that the general trend is on me, you don't even have the qualifications to call the board!

Hundreds of years ago, under the coercion of the general trend, the mountains and rivers of the dynasty at its peak were also trampled on and devastated?

Since the old shopkeeper felt that he hadn't eaten enough of the losses hundreds of years ago, Qian Lu didn't mind giving him another meal. The stubborn children in the world dare to go to the house to uncover the tiles without beating for three days, and the same is true for this old shopkeeper, who can go up to the sky if he beats for a long time.

Although he thought this in his heart, Qian Lu was still a little restless, when his master was leaving, he said that the confinement in the mountain range would be open in the past few days, and there was no news now, the sect was a little far away, but with the speed of the master's journey, it should be enough for him to go back and forth, could it be that the master encountered any trouble, but then thought about it, this is simply impossible, the master walks outside more unimpeded than walking in this mountain range.

And the bastard surnamed Wen has been dangling in front of him these days, as soon as you stare at him, he will casually pick up an arm-thick red spotted house dragon, with a shake of his hand, the house dragon will be roasted crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, he will squat in front of you and smash it and smash it and gnaw on the game, the more you show the annoyance, the more he will be tired, it is really a picture of the temperament of a scoundrel in the market.

If this kind of person can attain the essence of the Dao Dharma, he Qian Lu will tear up this Taoist robe and become a monk!

Thinking that Daozu was so open-eyed, Qian Lu was not so irritable, Qian Lu watched this bastard miss a great opportunity, and his master deliberately reminded him of some easy-to-understand profound Taoist truth, the bastard didn't even understand it, when he talked to Qian Lu about this stubble a few days ago, the bastard didn't care, it was really ridiculous and generous. Most of the contemptible men in the mountains and fields are so virtuous, and they pretend to be full of indifference on the surface, maybe they have already remorseful crying father and mother.

There is another thing that can make Wen Yu's virtue in the mountains and wilderness at a glance, all say that medicine farmers enter the mountains to know herbs, hunters enter the mountains to know birds and beasts, and Taoists enter the mountains either to realize the Tao or to catch demons. That bastard is good, as soon as you enter the mountain, you can not only find birds and beasts, but also find herbs, but it's his mother's unenlightened way to catch demons, isn't this the standard behavior of a contemptible man in the mountains?

A few days ago, at dusk, Wen Yu, who was waiting for the arrival of the old shopkeeper, estimated that the old shopkeeper should not come today, so he went to the mountains and forests near the grave to search.

After Wen Yu entered the mountain forest with this thought, when he saw the scene on the laurel tree, the good guy was startled, in the vigorous green laurel leaves, there was a dense big house dragon, the good guy was really bigger than the other, and the beautiful scenery entrenched in the branches was like the old tree blooming with bewitching flowers, beautiful.

At that time, Wen Yu was very puzzled, although it was the mid-autumn season, but the climate of the Housanshan was completely incomparable with the outside world, if the cold in the flowing mountains was placed outside, it was the late autumn and early winter, didn't these big guys hibernat, or did these big guys hibernate with these laurel trees? !

But when I entered the mountain, I didn't find this unprecedented grand scene of snakes hanging all over the trees.

Outside, in the Lingxiu Mountains, at the beginning of August, many snake species will swim along the branches of the trees to hunt the young or eggs in the nests of the birds on the branches, and reserve enough energy for hibernation. But in this mountain range, Wen Yu has never seen a few birds, and he has seen a few red-beaked feathered birds and feathers on this trip after walking down a few times over the years. Other than that, there wasn't even a single chirp in the entire mountain range.

If these house dragons follow their instinct to go up the trees to hunt, they will probably starve to death.

But how did these house dragons survive?

This was a puzzling question, and Wen Yu couldn't figure it out after thinking about it for a while.

However, Wen Yu didn't want to delve into it, some isolated mountains would form fixed hunting circles, since this group of house dragons could survive, it was in line with the way of heaven. Besides, the feeding interval of snakes is generally extremely long, and in those mountains shrouded by aura, it is normal for many snake species not to eat for several years and decades, and some larger snake species will only go out to forage once in a hundred years.

The game is "lying" on the tree, and he is also in the posture of being a gentleman picking, and he is sorry for his five internal organs temple if he doesn't have a game to taste.

When Wen Yu looked at these house dragons again, his saliva was about to flow out. He didn't act immediately, because these snakes seemed to be a little lazy, like the colorful paintings on the picture scroll, Wen Yu had come to him, they were still entrenched in the trees, and they didn't have the slightest idea of escaping. And even if these snakes want to escape, where can they escape when a thunderbolt falls? As soon as the thunder falls, it is not picking, but picking up snakes, and even the effort to climb trees is saved.

Wen Yu looked at it, and the mountains were full of red, which was really a lot. So they started to think about the business experience, and many wealthy secular families and small sects in the outside world like this kind of mountain delicacies, and they dare to eat anything and dare to eat anything.

There are many snake catchers in the world, and there are some families who specialize in this kind of business, and they all make a lot of money, so why don't you earn your own mother's money and be a snake catcher?

I heard that there is a very popular dish outside, and the name of the dish is also very bluffing, called dragon and phoenix soup. With the old snake and the young pigeon as the main ingredients, stewed soup, now it is said that it is miraculous, what to say that drinking soup is healthy, eating meat and longevity. Some people also say that this dragon and phoenix soup can nourish yin and yang, men eat a mouthful of meat, and shake three times in a row at night, and women drink a mouthful of soup, like a baby crying in the middle of the night...

It works better than a panacea.

Wen Yu couldn't hold back his mood when he thought of this stubble, touched his chin, and felt a little regretful, if only he could taste the famous dragon and phoenix soup that made countless old men and women radiant.

It is estimated that after eating a mouthful of meat and drinking a mouthful of soup, this thunder law attainment will progress by leaps and bounds, and he can't hold back the momentum.

It's fierce.

If you don't take it, you will be blamed for it?

However, in Wen Yu's opinion, it is even more tyrannical.

At that moment, he no longer hesitated, and read the business later, what is in a hurry, and it is imperative to get a few back to try it first.

The delicacies of the mountains and seas are rare to be at ease. Besides, the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, the delicacies of the mountains are the first, and the seafood is second, so it is not appropriate not to keep this first bite for yourself.

I saw his figure tossing and turning on the thick branches of the laurel tree, and in a few glimpses, Wen Yu carried a few wrist-thick house dragons in his hands. Several of the house dragons were neatly combed and fastened with a belt.

The house dragon was carried in his hand, a little heavy. Several house dragons were put on Wen Yu's back, and suddenly a chill invaded Wen Yu's back, and carrying a few house dragons on his back was like carrying a few ice ridges on his back, which was sad and chilling.

Wen Yu didn't take it seriously when he knew why.

The snake species is an ectothermic animal, and the temperature in the body will be adjusted with the temperature of the outside world, and it is ten o'clock at dusk at the moment, and it is cold in the mountains, so the body temperature of these house dragons will naturally follow the drop, which is not surprising.

This is also the reason why this group of house dragons is still motionless when Wen Yu arrives, because the surrounding temperature is too low, there is no hair to maintain body temperature, and can only maintain body heat by reducing blood circulation.

But since these house dragons were able to climb the laurel tree in the mountain forest with such a strong yin atmosphere, the coldness coming from their bodies was really just because they regulated their body temperature?

A few days ago, there was not a single house dragon in this forest.

It's no wonder that the Moray Guan wants to "beg" Wen Yu for the work of collecting rent, and the cultivation of the mind is not enough.

Wen Yu carried the snake on his back, and when he returned the same way leisurely, he encountered something good again.

Lots of vanilla.

Good guys, there is a saying on the secular wine table, pouring wine without filling it full, and giving cigarettes without lighting a fire, it is really taboo to entertain guests.

Now there are mountain treasures and condiments, and they are complete.

Everything is ready, just a handful of "subtle" thunder methods.

At this time, Wen Yu squatted on the threshold of the Land Temple, the threshold of the Land Temple was not high, because it had already been buried in dust.

In his hand, he held a house dragon covered in herbs, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and gnawed loudly, as if he was afraid that others would not know that he was eating. He looked at the mass grave in front of him while gnawing on meat, and the incense in front of the clearing was still burning, which made Wen Yu feel a lot more relieved.

Wen Yu would take a look at it when he had something to do, for fear that the incense would burn to the end without knowing when.

Then he retracted his gaze, glanced at the disciple who was burying his head in the meat, and said with a smile: "Xianghu?"

Those disciples are also sensible, and their painting style has changed abruptly, and they all smashed their mouths in an instant, like cubs robbing food, and said vaguely: "The tongue of incense is about to swallow into the stomach!"

Wen Yu smiled even happier now, and quietly gave a thumbs up, "Sensible, you must eat more!"

Sometimes this group of disciples will feel that their master is like a child, some little things have to be happy for a long time, and the same little things and the violent temper can come up. But just such a temperament, but can be the favor of the master, many people speculate that the reason why the master likes this master is because of his free and easy character, so many people follow the trend, according to the gourd painting scoop to learn the character of the master, as a result, the master smiled and rewarded a thunder law, said, mother, there is already an ancestor in the family, what are you going to make trouble?

After that, my master became even more energetic, because there have long been rumors in the outside world that the master often beats people to cry, or the barbaric act of forcing the cow to drink water, if you don't cry, then beat until you cry.

I really haven't heard of anyone who can make their own master cry, but his master has done such a great feat that has never been done before.

Once, my master made a bet with those little uncles that a thunder method could not only scare the master of the audience into tears, but also make a handful of snot and tears.

Those fellow brothers knew that the master loved this "senior brother", but they still didn't believe it, and they still said that Wen Yuda was blowing the conch. As a result, Wen Yu lost his temper, and now Lao Tzu will really show you the amazing Lei Fa of the senior brother.

When the master and apprentice were fighting, Wen Yu's fellow disciples and brothers were hiding behind the statue of the ancestor hall painted with gold and silver.

In that battle, Wen Yu shouted endlessly, saying that if he didn't scare the master and make you cry today, he would live in the ancestral hall in the future, and if there was a gold sculpture in the hall, he would break one. He also threatened to give Master a thin noodle for you, don't hit people in the face, and don't beat the head of the gold plastic, the gold plastic head is kept, as a urinal, he wants to see if he has more urine or more gold plastic head!

As soon as this remark came out, it was even more shocking than Wen Yu's Lei Fa.

The viewer immediately wailed, and the listener was really sad and the seeker wept.

Then Wen Yu gathered a "terrifying" palm thunder, glanced at his fellow disciples, ran to the master, and slapped his hand.

The master, who was wailing, didn't notice that the thunder in Wen Yu's palm had fallen, and he realized it a little, and then raised his hand like thunder and lightning, and slapped it on his chest suddenly.

I beat myself and watched the Lord immediately, and I rolled away.

It took a long time for the master to "get up", raised his sleeves and wiped his tears, "Blue is better than blue, this thunder law is not accompanied by celestial phenomena, but the stamina is particularly strong, and there are three points of thunder god's anger." ”

Then he sighed with emotion: "I really accepted a good apprentice for the teacher!"

Wen Yu glanced at the master again.

The viewer's face was bitter, and after half a sound, he really broke out a loud fart.

As soon as the fart came out, the sound of muffled thunder in the sky was deep.

The master of the view said and immediately said: "The old man collapsed and thundered in the sky, you can fight this kind of field for the teacher, the people of the world, no one will dare to compare with you in the future!"

Wen Yu glared again.

The master is really going to cry now.

Do you really want to pee before you stop?!

Lao Dao is crying and crying somewhere, and it is estimated that there will be a waterlogging, if this is a flow of urine, it must not change the sky?!

In the end, the old man's robe was really wet.

I guess there are a lot of people who will poke their backbones again...

It is said that in the end, the brothers who hid in the ancestral hall to watch the excitement did not show up in the temple for more than half a year, I don't know if they were secretly hiding or because of something else.

At this time, Wen Yu threw a piece of snake bone as cool as frozen iron to Qian Lu's feet, got up and was about to get another mountain treasure, he said: "Xiaoyang Great Immortal Master, there are still two left, you really don't want to eat it?"

Qian Lu flicked his sleeves angrily and turned around directly.

Wen Yu smiled, picked up the last two mountain treasures and wild snakes, changed positions, and sat side by side with the tattered statues in the ruined temple, just facing Qian Lu.

Wen Yu put a snake meat with a strong meat fragrance at the foot of the statue, straightened it like a tribute, and then said to the clay statue: "Master, you can also taste the fireworks in the world, it is very fragrant!"

Then Wen Yu gnawed it up, and said while gnawing: "You and I, our brothers will have a deep friendship in the future." ”

Wen Yu's actions made his disciples worry, and he called Gongsu a brother?

It is estimated that he is the first Taoist who dares to do this.

Not to mention Qian Lu, even if he is a great Confucian, it is difficult to find the words to describe him.

Wen Yu's disciple looked at the master who was munching on the snake meat with relish, and his face immediately looked a little unpleasant.

Could it be that the people of Lefagao eat more than others?

His master's cooking skills are compared to Leifa... , forget it, it's not comparable, there's nothing to compare.

It's really embarrassing for Master, not only to pretend to eat rare food, but also to eat so much in one go...

Then the disciples looked at the snake meat at the foot of the statue, their faces froze, and the master was still shrewd, and he really regretted that he didn't think of such a good method......