After encountering countless nails at work and suffering countless unfair treatment, he has already summed up a set of his own methods. What's more, no matter how idle the king of Yama is in charge of the entire underworld, it is impossible for him to have so much time to spend with him, and there must be a reason for this. With such vigilance, where does he dare to speak indiscriminately, saying too much and making mistakes. In this case, the best way is to respond to all changes with the same, the enemy does not move, I resolutely do not move, anyway, I am already dead, I have become a ghost, there is nothing, just a lot of time.

After such a while, the feeling of fear, timidity, restraint, and overwhelm that Leng Binghan had for King Yama at the beginning gradually faded.

After talking for a while, King Yama finally seemed to be unable to hold back and coughed lightly. Leng Binghan knew that he was finally about to get to the point, so he hurriedly sat up straight, his ears were raised high, and his attention was quite concentrated, for fear of hearing any word.

Sure enough, after coughing lightly, King Yama paused for a few seconds, as if organizing his words, and then said a little unnaturally: "Well, you also know that as long as you do things, you will inevitably make all kinds of mistakes. Well, I came to you this time, I made a special trip to apologize to you, according to the life and death book, you have not reached the end of your life, and you should be able to live to be 77 years old. Originally, it was Yang Zhonglin who was killed in this earthquake, well, that is, the father of the little girl you went to rescue. But due to the negligence of our staff, we made a mistake, so, well, that, I got you here......"

"Dizzy! Mistakenly, there is such a thing? Leng Binghan was stunned for a moment, who would have thought that the situations he had seen in the YY novels would actually be encountered by himself.

Thief God, why didn't I have my share in the lottery win, and this unfortunate thing found me?

Originally, he had slowly accepted his death, only saying that his destiny was like this, but now he learned that all this was actually a mistake, just like having surgery to cut the cecum, thinking that he would soon recover, but the doctor told him that he had cut the wrong kidney, and the feeling of depression, loss, anger, and anger was simply indescribable.

His heart suddenly welled up full of resentment, he was furious, he was dizzy, and he didn't care that it was the king of Yama who was facing him, so he took the case and scolded loudly: "Are you mistaken, you can all be mistaken, you are still immortals, are immortals amazing?" Can the gods manipulate our life and death at will, disregard human life, and tease us? Can immortals be irresponsible? What's the use of apologizing, can I see my parents and relatives again......"

Speaking of this, he immediately thought of his parents' kind and vicissitudes of life, the sideburns and white hair that appeared from time to time on his head, and thought of his parents who had raised him for so many years, and always cared for himself: when it was cold, he reminded himself to add clothes, and when he encountered something unpleasant, he would whisper and comfort, and when he needed to buy a house, he squeezed out the pension he had saved between his teeth and remitted it to himself...... There are too many, but what have you done? I left home after college, and after graduation, I stayed in the big city, separated from my parents, except for the New Year's holiday phone greetings and sometimes sending some money home, I did not fulfill the filial piety of my children.

Since he realized that he was dead, Leng Binghan felt that the harsh and irritable nagging of his parents that he had felt seemed to be a natural sound, and he couldn't hear enough. The most regrettable thing is that I don't have the opportunity to chat with them, go grocery shopping together, go for a walk together, cook and wash dishes together...... Alas, the most precious thing in the world that I realized after losing it is family affection and the selfless love of my parents that I do not ask for anything in return.

Now I know that what caused all this was actually the negligence and mistakes of the underworld, the more Leng Binghan thought about it, the more angry he became, the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, the more sad he became, and the two lines of tears couldn't help but roll down.

When has the king of Yama been scolded like this for thousands of years, even if it is his own top boss, the Jade Emperor is also soft-spoken and respectful to him, and now he is actually scolded coldly by coldly pointing at his nose for a while, where can he stand it, his nose is crooked, and his face immediately sank, and it was ugly as if he could wring out water, and he was almost angry, and his fan-like palm wanted to fan him and beat him into a pig's head.

His grandmother's, anyway, I am also the king of Yama who rules the underworld, so deigning to come to you is enough to give you face, but don't kick your nose in the face. If it weren't for ...... Hmph, you can't eat and walk around! He muttered in his heart, endured it again, and said stupidly: "Don't cry, big man, why do you look like a girl?" Am I not discussing this with you? Can I tell you personally, doesn't that show my sincerity? ”

But Leng Binghan was crying sadly, where to pay attention, the king of Yama on the side was so anxious that he jumped to his feet, if he hadn't thought about the serious consequences of not handling this matter well, he almost brushed his sleeves away several times, or directly knocked Leng Binghan to the eighteenth layer of hell, so as not to dry his ears.

After pacing back and forth a few times, King Yama couldn't stand it anymore and shouted loudly: "Compensation, we can compensate, this is always okay!" ”

"How to compensate!" As soon as he heard this, Leng Binghan immediately stopped crying.

In fact, it's not that Leng Binghan deliberately pretended to cry and sympathize, this scolding was also scolded, crying and crying, and the anger was almost out, he also turned around and figured it out, is it useful to regenerate anger after things have happened? It doesn't help, it's better to get some benefits. Besides, it was purely impulsive just now, is King Yama an ordinary person? How can you have the courage to scold him? It's like eating leopard gall, and now that I think about it, I'm really scared. But it seems that this Yama King is also a reasonable person, unlike some institutions in the yang world, which are obviously their own responsibility, and they still find all kinds of strange reasons to push it through, just if there is any so-called "hide and seek" incident, it is simply a big joke to cover up the ears and steal the bell, and the world is ridiculous, where is there a little responsibility. Compared to this, the attitude of King Yama is really good.

Hearing Leng Binghan, he immediately stopped crying and asked directly, King Yama choked in his throat in one breath, almost couldn't go down, coughed loudly, his face was flushed, and he secretly scolded himself in his heart for being really his grandmother, how could he be tens of thousands of years old, and he couldn't hold his breath.

What kind of compensation can satisfy this little fox? It can't be too bad, it's too bad to say, and it's a shame for yourself. But you can't let yourself suffer too much, this is really a bit difficult. Through a few small encounters, King Yama already knew that the person in front of him looked ordinary, but he was really a shrewd person, and his identity was so special, he was not so easy to fool.

If Leng Binghan knew that his status in the heart of King Yama was so high, he would definitely be very proud. Who is this, but King Yama, can anyone let him give this kind of evaluation?

King Yama rolled his eyes, thought carefully for a moment, and said, "Why don't we let you return to Yang?" ”

"Don't do it! I deserve to return the yang, can I forget the unfair treatment, grievances, frightens and injuries suffered by my loved ones? Is this a reparation? Leng Binghan didn't want to think about it when he heard it, and flatly refused, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, such a big bamboo pole was so sorry for himself.

King Yama thinks about it, it seems to be reasonable, he has suffered so much grievance in vain, so what's the matter, where is such a good thing? If it were me, I was afraid that it would have turned the world upside down. What's more, he didn't think that this little fox would be so easy to talk and solve this matter so easily.

"Give you another 10 years of longevity? Or 20 years? "King Yama is like a strange uncle who seduces a little girl with a lollipop.

"No! Being old and not dying is a thief, why do you live so old? Waste of national food! Leng Bing said with a righteous face.

King Yama was almost half dead of rage. If you are less than 100 years old and don't die, you are a thief, so if you live tens of thousands of years, you will not become the ancestor of the thief? Isn't this pointing at the monk and scolding the bald donkey? But you can't say anything, otherwise wouldn't someone else shout to catch a thief and jump out and admit it? gritted his teeth with hatred, but he could only knock out his front teeth and swallow it himself.

"In addition to adding 20 years of longevity, I will change your luck and make you rich and prosperous in the second half of your life?" King Yama walked back and forth a few steps, and then waved his big hand, very imposing. I thought to myself, this kind of is okay.

"Glory and wealth are all fleeting to me!" After a little thought, Leng Binghan still refused.

In fact, he has been salivating in his heart for a long time, don't people live a lifetime for glory and wealth? In the past 30 years, I have been plain and bland, without any passion, running around for life all day long, although it is less than the above, more than the bottom, but every time I think of the life of others who are drunk and hold power and spend a lot of money, I always yearn for it. However, in order to knock on more things, he also showed a breezy and calm look.

He firmly believes that there is something better to come.

King Yama almost vomited blood. Obviously thinking about it badly, and pretending to be high, I've seen someone pretending to be B, but I've never seen someone pretending to be like this, beware of being struck by lightning!

King Yama was depressed and thought: It seems that this time there will be no blood. If you continue like this, not only will you not be able to solve the problem, but you will be angry.

"Let's be reborn!" King Yama gritted his teeth and jumped out from between his teeth.

"No...... Well, rebirth? Leng Binghan first habitually refused before he found out that this time what he said seemed to be - rebirth?

"Yes, rebirth!" King Yama said excitedly. His grandmother's, finally there's something you're interested in.

This time the cold cold was finally confirmed, and what was heard was rebirth.

He has read a lot of YY novels about rebirth, the protagonists are all with memories of their past lives, as if they have a powerful cheat in control, insight into the changes of events, seize various opportunities to make a windfall, and the beauties around him are like clouds, what Lori mature women, policewoman stewardesses, etc., the blessings are boundless; Power and money are at your fingertips, calling for wind and rain in the world, surpassing the top of the world, wow, it's just cool.

However, in the past 30 years, there seems to be nothing brilliant, neither high-tech, nor investment and financial management, let alone operating a company, what lottery, stocks and the like, it is not clear, although I yearn for rebirth, but even if I let myself be reborn again, it seems that there is not much advantage! If it's still so plain, what's the point of being reborn?

He thought about it there, the look on his face changed back and forth, and he never made up his mind.

Why don't you take another gamble and knock and see?

King Yama looked at Leng Binghan thinking there, as if he was scratched by a mouse in his heart, and wished that Leng Binghan would immediately nod his head in agreement, so that it was too early to deal with this troublesome matter.

"If you don't do it, why do you want me to live again?" Leng Binghan said with a look of grievance: "It's like when we play games, it's always interesting for the first time, where are there any new ideas and feelings when we come again?" ”

King Yama was so angry that his hair stood on end, and his already hideous face looked even more terrifying, and he said angrily: "Then what do you want, you say!" ”

Seeing that the king of Yama was very inward, Leng Binghan had a bottom in his heart, and he knew that he had made the right bet this time.

He breathed a sigh of relief and said unhurriedly: "Actually, it's not impossible to be reborn, it's just ......"

"Just what?" King Yama almost didn't jump up. Good guy, if you don't take such a toss, this is simply fatal.

Leng Binghan straightened his hair before he said, "Of course, there are a few conditions attached to it, and rebirth has new ideas." I believe that Shenjun will be able to understand your declaration of righteousness. ”

It's strange to understand! King Yama has a bitter stomach and lets him be reborn, which is already very exaggerated, if it is so easy to be reborn, the world will not be chaotic? It's not because of ......, it's impossible to say that it's impossible to arrange it like this, and now he still has to attach conditions? How could I be so miserable to get such a master? Well, let's listen to what conditions are put forward first, and then say, if it is really too much, I can't blame me for this.

"What about this first condition, since it is called rebirth, it must preserve my existing memory, and in order for me to enjoy the fun of rebirth as soon as possible, such as some good things about economic development, stock trends, lottery numbers, etc., must have a complete and clear memory. And after I was reborn, I had to have a memory that I would never forget. Otherwise, I have to work hard to study and take the college entrance examination again, then I would rather not be reborn. ”

Although Leng Binghan's grades have been very good since he was a child, but it was really a head overhang, a cone and a thorn like hard reading, and now I am afraid to think about it, not to mention that I have to learn something else in the future, such as foreign languages, and other subjects have to study hard, this is really not a pleasant thing, if I can take this opportunity to have the ability to remember, it is naturally the best.

Hearing this condition, King Yama lowered half of his heart when he mentioned his throat, and hurriedly responded: "There is no problem with this, originally you drank Taishang Laojun's Xuanyu Dew, which condensed your soul to the greatest extent, and the development of the brain after rebirth is at least several times that of ordinary people, don't forget it, I don't think there will be anyone in the yang world whose mental power and memory can be stronger than you." ”

"Why do people have a lot of memories in their minds that are very vague, or even can't remember, this is actually a kind of self-protection of the brain and consciousness, not only to avoid too many complicated and inconsequential memories from affecting other memories, but also to prevent the brain from being overloaded and harmed, so it will selectively bury a lot of memories that are not deep or want to forget in the depths. In general, this memory accounts for more than 99% of your total memory. Therefore, although your soul is greatly improved in spirit and consciousness with the help of the Mysterious Dew, and will help you gradually develop your brain, after all, you have just been reborn and your brain is not fully developed, and if you completely receive all the memories of this life at once, it will not only make you relive those unhappy or painful experiences that you don't want to recall again, but also damage your brain. Therefore, I will help you sort it out and create a seal, which will not affect your current memory, but only allow the memory that is latent in the depths of your consciousness to gradually activate clearly as your brain grows and develops your mental power. ”

Originally, I thought that this request would be achieved after several arguments and confrontations, and maybe some discounts, but I didn't expect King Yama to agree so easily. Although some memories will take gradually to become clear, what King Yama said is indeed very reasonable, and he should not be questioned. Therefore, he hurriedly agreed, and there was a burst of joy in his heart, but in order not to let King Yama look down on him, it was not conducive to continuing to knock on bamboo in the future, so he still behaved freely.

Of course, he didn't know that the seal placed by King Yama was not only to help Leng Bing Han as he said, but also to prevent him from changing the balance of development in the world too much with his powerful memories of his past life. When Leng Bing Han realized this problem after a few years of rebirth, it would not help to curse King Yama loudly. Fortunately, he has other blessings, so he still has become an existence overlooking the common people.

Of course, that's a story for later.

"The second condition, I have to have the ability to defend myself, or as a cross-century reborn person, I will be knocked to the ground by others at every turn, wouldn't it be very shameless? If I accidentally hang up, it will be a waste of your kindness to let me be reborn. ”

I wish you had hung up sooner! King Yama scolded very uneducatedly. But after thinking about it, do you want this guy to bother me again after hanging up, and don't want my life? So he quickly responded: "Yes, I will arrange someone to protect you and promise not to let you be harmed!" ”

"That's good, but why are you embarrassed to trouble the Divine Monarch for everything? People still have to rely on themselves, didn't Chairman Mao teach us to do it ourselves and have enough food and clothing? What's more, how passive someone is to protect him, how can he be prestigious? Leng Binghan said very politely, but he was thinking in his heart: A late night when the wind is high and the moon is dark, the beauty encounters the gangster on the way home, at this time he stands up, the hero saves the beauty, and hits the gangster with three punches and two feet, the beauty looks at you with affection, and gently snuggles over, wow, how romantic it is, what a wind! Thinking of this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a somewhat obscene smile.

King Yama said helplessly: "Then I'll find someone to teach you a set of martial arts, and when you are reborn, you will cultivate by yourself!" ”

"What martial arts? Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending or Six Veins Divine Sword? Or is it Jiuyang Shengong? Nine Yin True Scripture? Leng Binghan couldn't help but ask excitedly when he heard this.

What boy doesn't look forward to a martial arts life of fighting swords and rivers and lakes, happy revenge? I remember when I was a child, I didn't wear sleeves on my coat all day long, only buttoned the first button as a cloak, and pretended to be a hero with a broken wooden sword made by myself, and fought and killed my friends, saying that I wanted to punish rape and eliminate evil, but I almost didn't blind my partner's eyes, I was beaten by my parents, and the wooden sword was also burned.

If you can really learn these legendary martial arts, really become a chivalrous man in the city, wander the streets and alleys, punish criminals one by one, and then look up to yourself in the exclamations and cheers of people, it will definitely be cooler than Zorro, Black Man and the like in the movie. Wow, I'm looking forward to it!

King Yama glanced at him and struck: "You really think there are such martial arts, those are just fabricated in martial arts novels." There are really martial arts in the world, but they are not as magical as those described in martial arts novels. For example, Wudang Taijiquan, Shaolin Luohan Boxing, Hebei Tan Leg, etc., there is no problem in dealing with dozens of ordinary people after practice. And what you want to kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles, it's simply impossible. ”

After listening to what King Yama said, Leng Binghan was greatly deflated, and said weakly: "Then what are you going to let people teach me?"

"According to your situation, it is recommended that you learn Wing Chun, it is easy to get started, and you don't pay much attention to qualifications, and you can achieve a small success after twenty or thirty years of painstaking practice."

"What about Dacheng?"

King Yama glanced at him coldly, and said expressionlessly: "It's not that I look down on you, you don't have to think about this goal for the rest of your life!" ”

"Poof!" Leng Binghan fainted to the ground, and it took him half an hour to get up. Said depressedly: "Aren't you kidding me?" What else did you learn? I was reborn to enjoy a life without regrets, and I was busy practicing martial arts and couldn't achieve success, so what does it mean? ”

Seeing that Leng Bing was deflated, King Yama's heart was so cool, and the depression accumulated in his heart suddenly alleviated a lot. However, he still pretended to be serious and said: "That can't be helped, how can you practice martial arts well without practicing hard." ”

Leng Bing Han's eyes rolled, "Why don't you teach me to cultivate the truth?" ”

"Humph!" King Yama sneered twice, as if he had heard the funniest joke in the world, and said very shamelessly: "Cultivating truth is a hundred times more difficult than practicing martial arts, even if you have just been reborn and have cultivated for one hundred and eighty years when you are dying, it is estimated that you will not succeed." ”

Leng Binghan was still a little unwilling, and said: "Otherwise, you give me an elixir, don't ask for it to eat and soar immediately, but don't have to work hard to lay the foundation, just enough for me to enjoy the world." What the? No, that's good, there's always Pei Yuandan and the like, right? What is Pei Yuan Dan? It's the kind of thing that can open up the meridians and improve your skills after eating, and you can have decades of skills without hard practice, become a congenital master, and then practice your moves casually to beat invincible opponents all over the world. What the? Nor did it! Dizzy, are you still not the king of Yama, why is there nothing? ”

King Yama drooped his head on the side, depressed and tearful, what kind of requirements are these?

He really doesn't have these things, the high-level elixir is great, presumably only the great gods of Taishang Laojun and above can afford it, other immortals, don't even think about it, he looks down on low-level elixirs, and it's useless, not to mention what Leng Binghan said about the growth of power and other things that he seems to be rubbish. What's more, even if he really had it, he wouldn't dare to give it to Leng Binghan at all, letting him be reborn has violated the way of heaven to a certain extent, but it is always under control. If he is perverted to the point of destroying the balance of the entire mortal world and disrupting the development of the law, then there will be a big mess, and then it will affect not only the mortal world, but also other realms. This responsibility cannot be borne by the king of Yama even if he kills him.

Leng Binghan was talking for a long time, his saliva was dry, and seeing that there was no result, he gasped on the side, and said: "Anyway, I-I don't care, you have to help me-find a way-get it!" Either - or - I-I just-I just-just- I won't go. ”

When King Yama heard this, it was angry and ridiculous, if you change people, if you don't leave, you won't leave, and you will be sent directly to the eighteenth layer of hell to enjoy it slowly, you can't leave if you want to, but in the face of Leng Binghan, he really can't help it, if you don't deal with this matter quickly, let Leng Binghan return to the yang world as soon as possible, it will be troublesome. Being able to make up for the loss this time has already given them a lot of face, and if they don't handle it well, I really don't know what will happen.

His grandmother's is all Thor's trouble, why should I be angry and tired here, and they are comfortable on the side? It can't be done, and it can't be cheapened for him. The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, the more unbalanced he became, and a thought gradually came to mind.

Having made up his mind, he said, "Actually, there is a way to meet your requirements!" ”

"What's the solution?" Leng Binghan asked eagerly.

Just now I relied on King Yama to find a way, but in fact, it was just a joke that I couldn't vent my frustration for a while, and if it really didn't work, I had to accept it. I really didn't expect that King Yama really had a way, and I was really overjoyed.

"Has Thor heard of it?"

"Thor? Is it the Lei Zhenzi in the god list? ”

"The god list is just an apocryphal story, where did Lei Zhenzi come from? Thor refers to the thunder male and electric mother, who specializes in thunder and lightning. They have a treasure called Electric Thunder Flash, which is a treasure refined by the Thunder God couple from the source of ten thousand thunders, and it is their beloved thing, and it has always been left and right. If you can have this treasure, not only will you be able to protect your lord in times of crisis, but you will also have the ability to manipulate thunder and lightning. Of course, the effect of your power treasure is less than 1/10,000, but it is enough to meet your needs in the mortal world! ”

"Thor's treasure? Can you manipulate thunder and lightning? Isn't that the equivalent of having an ability? Wow, you don't have to get up early and practice at night, you don't have to be boring and boring to practice, you can have such a sharp ability, cool, it's so cool. "Thinking that in the future, with a single gesture, he will be able to emit thunder and lightning, sharp and stylish, cold and excited to dance with his hands, and I can't wait to have such a treasure immediately.

But then he pretended to be happy and said, "But that's the treasure of the God of Thunder, how can it be given to me?" In fact, I was thinking in my heart: Hehe, you have said it, there must be a way, if there is no way, see that I am not in a hurry with you!

The king of Yama did not seem to see his cunning intentions, so he pretended to be tragic and righteous and said, "Who let us make a mistake in our work and cause you damage? Since you like this thing, I'll get it for you even if you smash the pot and sell iron. But that's the end of this matter, you can't ask too much, and I can't help it. ”