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"You are using power for personal gain, I want to accuse you......" Leng Yan'er was angry at the time.

"You have the right not to seek personal gain, and when you don't have the power, you can't get it if you want to......" The director sighed, "Lili, look at how cold and glamorous you used to be, why do you ...... now The ice on your body is about to melt, tell me, do you have a sweetheart?? ”

"No ......" Leng Yan'er Hua'er's little face turned red at that time, shook her head vigorously, and said.

"Why not??" Li Ming smiled coldly, "You dare to say that you don't like that man named Nie Canglong??" ”

"Like it or not, it's your business, you still covet me?? Let me tell you, our director is the number one vinegar jar in the world, if you dare to find another woman behind her back, she will be able to castrate you......" Leng Yan'er said angrily.

"Are you kidding......" Li Ming pouted, "Can my daughter-in-law be that kind of person??" ”

"I'm that kind of person......" The director's expression didn't change, "My things can only belong to me, even if they are destroyed, they won't be shared with others, and as for giving them away, it's even more impossible......"

"What ...... that" A black line appeared in Li Ming's mind at that time, "According to the immigration law, an immigrant without any criminal record can marry a second ......wife after three years of marriage."

"It seems that my married life can only last for three years...... "The director sighed faintly and said.

"Are you going to kill him in three years??" Leng Yan suddenly exclaimed, "Murder is a crime......

"I won't kill him......" the director shook his head, "I'm just castrating him, eradicating his bane, lest he be cranky......"

"Oh......" Leng Yan nodded her head, "That's okay, physical injury is at most a sentence of ten years and eight years, ten years and eight years of hard work." Soon it passed......"

"I said......" Li Ming was so frightened that he almost cried, "Let's not be so ruthless, okay??" This is what the immigration law says, and I didn't say it, when the time comes, won't you let me commit a petty crime? ? You have to use it...... What's that?? ”

"Of course you can use it...... the director pursed his mouth, "keep the root of the bane, one day there will be trouble, or cut off the good ......"

"Then I'll divorce you now......" Li Ming was angry at the time, "I'll tell you, the immigration law still stipulates it." One party has a tendency to domestic violence, and the other party has the right to apply for divorce......"

"Do you have proof?? Did I hit you or did I scold you?? The director pursed his lips, "The current law pays attention to the ...... evidence."

"Have you forgotten where this is?? This is the ...... of the immigration bureau" Li Ming rolled his eyes, "What you just said, is there a recording, okay?" ”

"Huh??" The director was dumbfounded at the time, "Isn't it about marriage here?" Why is it still ......?"

"If you get married, of course, you have to manage your marriage, otherwise. Where do you think you have to go through the formalities for divorce?? Li Ming said angrily.

"Look at your virtuous ......" Leng Yan police Hua'er pouted, "You didn't hear that my sister was joking with you??" It's too late for her to love you, how can she hurt you? Isn't this scientific, you know? ”

"How long have we known each other?? How do I know which of your statements is true and which is false? Comrade Honghong. I'll tell you, this kind of thing must not be said again in the future, otherwise, divorce is certain......" Li Ming glared at his cheap daughter-in-law. Said.

"Don't say it, don't say it, I'm just scaring you, who knows you're really scared......" The director was honest at the time. Don't dare to talk nonsense anymore.

"You are talking nonsense...... Li Ming rolled his eyes at that time, "Who is afraid of this matter, let me make an analogy, cut off the two lumps of flesh on your chest, are you afraid??" ”

"Don't ......" The director's little face turned white at that time, hugged his chest, and screamed loudly.

"I'm just making an analogy, how can I really cut you??" Li Ming pursed his lips and said.

"Okay, okay......" Leng Yan'er waved her hand, "Don't say much, it's time for us to go back to the wedding, I'll be the officiant for you......"

"Yes, yes......" the director nodded repeatedly, "It's time to go back to the wedding......"

"I'll tell you, it's okay to hold a wedding at your place......" Li Ming's face was still a little unsightly, "However, if you want to live in my house after marriage, you will live in a kennel......"

"You can live wherever you say......" The director didn't dare to refute at all.

"That's it......" Li Ming's face looked better, "I don't have any interest in being a son-in-law......

"I'll come to your door......," the director said quickly.

"Did you do that??" Leng Yan Police Hua'er glanced at the director, "When did you become so soft??" If you keep doing this in the future, what status do you still have in your family?? ”

"Outside the male lead, inside the female lead, this is a ...... prescribed by God" Li Ming glared at Leng Yan and the police, "Let me tell you, a strong woman is not liked by men, don't you like that Nie Canglong, let me tell you this, if you don't change your character, he will definitely not look down on you......"

"Huh??" Leng Yan'er Police Hua'er's little face turned slightly red, and her voice became gentle at that time, "Really??" ”

"Huh......" Li Ming couldn't help but shudder, pulled his daughter-in-law and ran out, "Let's go quickly, if you don't leave, you'll die inside, it's too embarrassing......"

"You two ......" Leng Yan'er was angry at the time, and waved her fist at the two, "You are not righteous enough, ......" said, and chased out.

Li Ming has a spaceship, so naturally he doesn't take a police car, the two of them take the spaceship, and they disappear in the blink of an eye, and when Leng Yan police Hua'er chased him out, he couldn't even see the figure.

"Not righteous enough...... Leng Yanhua muttered, then returned to the immigration office and leaned in front of the window, "I want a ...... that is a hundred times bigger than my brother-in-law's flying machine"

"Aunt Qin was moved by your sincerity, so she decided to give you a super space battleship, young man, the task of maintaining the peace of the universe will be entrusted to you......" The electronic voice sounded again, and immediately after, a little wolf lamb spat out of the window.

"Wow......" Leng Yan'er immediately cheered. picked up the little wolf lamb and kissed it fiercely, "I still want a more powerful genetic potion, please Aunt Qin and Grandma fulfill my wish......"

"Aunt Qin was moved by your sincerity, so she decided to give you a Chaos Pill, after taking it, you will be able to cultivate into a land immortal, a young man, and the task of maintaining the peace of the universe really falls on your shoulders......" The electronic voice sounded again. Then he spat out a Chaos Pill from the window.

"Wow......" Leng Yan Police Flower pinched the Chaos Pill and jumped up excitedly, "Long live Grandma, Grandma I love you, Grandma is invincible in the world......"

"What's going on??" Nie Canglong looked at the scene on the TV, and was stunned at the time, "Who is this person Aunt Qin's grandmother??" Could it be a sister who has been separated to an alien planet? ”

"Maybe......" Nie Xiaoqian also stunned the scene on TV, which is also incredible, right? ? Ask for what there is, this is not scientific.

"I'll ask the mistress ......," Nie Xiaoqing scurried to the window. Pushing open the window, the little brain poked out, "Mastermother, there's something wrong with the immigration bureau......"

"What's the problem??" The girl is training the goblins in the yard. Hearing Nie Xiaoqing's voice, he turned his head, glanced at her, and said lightly.

"USCIS has become a treasure gourd. What do you want, you can hurry up and take a look......" Nie Xiaoqing hurriedly said.

"It's normal, sincerity is ......," the girl said lightly. I didn't pay attention to her, and continued to lecture the little goblins, this gang of goblins disappointed her, and she spoke passionately at first, but when something really happened, they all wilted one by one.

"Sincerity is spiritual??" Nie Xiaoqing pondered for a while, then retracted her little brain, "What does this mean??" ”

"Is it faith??" Nie Xiaoqian's eyes lit up, "As long as you pray sincerely, you can get material rewards??" ”

"It's possible......" Nie Canglong frowned, "And it's very likely to ......"

"This Lili is not simple...... Nie Xiaoqing sighed, "I can feel the context at once, and I can't use the immigration bureau as an ATM in the future?" ”

"Reasonable......" Nie Canglong nodded, "Very reasonable......

"Master, why are you talking all this nonsense?? Can you say something in-depth? Nie Xiaoqian glanced at the master and said.

"You're going to rebel, aren't you??" Nie Canglong glared at Nie Xiaoqian and said.

"How can it??" Nie Xiaoqian smiled, "I just think it, I don't know the bottom of my heart, you think, you are our backbone, if you talk some nonsense, you will make us feel insecure......"

"Hmph......" Nie Canglong snorted coldly, "If you think I'm insecure, you can find a master with a sense of security......"

"Master......" Nie Xiaoqian's little face was gloomy at that time, "You say this kind of thing, are you still not a man?" Is this kind of thing a man can say? You know what's wrong? Tell me how old you are?? Who do you sell cuteness to?? ”

"What did you say??" Nie Canglong's face was black at that time.

"Nie Xiaoqian, you're going too far......" Nie Xiaoqing glared at Nie Xiaoqian and roared angrily.

"What the hell is going on with you??" Nie Xiaoqian glared back at Nie Xiaoqing, and then looked at the master with a provocative expression, "You still dare to ask me what to say?" My dear master, are you in your twenties, okay?? In the feudal era, sons could marry daughters-in-law, you say, you actually said such irresponsible words, are you naïve or not?? No wonder my great mistress always divorces you, people want to marry a husband, not raise a son......"

"Nie Xiaoqian, you completely angered me......" Nie Canglong's face was as black as the bottom of the pot at that time.

"I you off?? I'm hiding from you, right?? Nie Xiaoqian pouted, got up and walked outside, "It's better to follow the master mother to have a future, good birds choose trees to perch, I'll find my big tree to ......."

"I'm so angry......" Nie Canglong roared angrily and said.

"Master, don't worry, I will never leave your ......" Nie Xiaoqing hugged her master's neck from behind and said in a greasy voice.

"Alas......" Nie Canglong sighed, "I really didn't expect that I would be such an image in Xiaoqian's mind." What a failure I am......"

"Master, don't be presumptuous, although you are not successful as a person, you are very successful as an immortal......" Nie Xiaoqing hurriedly said.

"Alas......" Nie Canglong sighed again, "Don't comfort me, I'm still a little self-aware, I'm indeed very successful as an immortal......"

"Huh??" Nie Xiaoqing was dumbfounded at that time, why did this master's face suddenly become so thick? ?

"Ahh Nie Canglong pinched Nie Xiaoqing's little nose, "In this world." The one who can defeat me hasn't been born yet......"

"The master is Dongfang Undefeated......" Nie Xiaoqing grinned and said.

"Ahem......" Nie Canglong suddenly coughed embarrassedly twice, "Dongfang is undefeated, forget it, this eldest sister, no, this eldest brother, I admit that I can't compare, no one is so ruthless......"

"The hosts. Is Dongfang undefeated the eldest sister or the eldest brother?? Nie Xiaoqing blinked her eyes and asked.

"Only Jin Daxia knows about this......" Nie Canglong grinned and said.

"Oh......" Nie Xiaoqing pouted, "So that's the case??" You talk about it. Why are you so tormented that the East is undefeated?? I'm bored to death......"

"Quack ......" At this moment, a crow came from the window.

"Huh??" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look in the direction where the voice came from, but was surprised to find it. It turned out to be night again.

"What a big guts...... Nie Xiaoqing climbed to the window, looked outside, and saw under the windowsill. Unexpectedly, a golden crow fell, "Without the master's order, you dare to come back without permission, you are finished, do you know??" ”

"No way...... Jin Wu suddenly spoke, his voice was crisp and crisp, it was a child's voice, "I feel so flying, it's too stupid, if I really fly around the earth, I will throw people abroad, so I came back with my tail between my legs......"

"Hey......" Nie Canglong was furious at the time, "You dead bird still know how to be ashamed??" Isn't it a shame for you to give up halfway?? ”

"It's better than flying in the sky and making people point fingers, right??" Jin Wu said confidently.

"Xiaoqing, have you ever eaten a roasted golden crow??" Nie Canglong glanced at Nie Xiaoqing and asked.

"No......" Nie Xiaoqing's eyes lit up at that time, and crystal saliva flowed down the corners of her mouth, "What does the master mean, roast this little brother and eat it??" ”

"Cruel, cruel, you are too cruel...... Jin Wu screamed at that time, "I tell you, I look down on you, I despise you, I run ......" said that, his body turned into a golden thread, and he went to Aunt Qin's grandmother in an instant.

"Rabbit cub......" Nie Canglong gritted his teeth, "It's really hateful......"

"Master......" Nie Xiaoqing climbed to the master's side, and the whole person went directly into the master's arms, "Let's watch TV......"

"Okay......" Nie Canglong yawned, "Let's just watch TV......"

"As soon as it gets dark, people are sleepy again...... Nie Xiaoqing pouted and said.

"Hmm......" Nie Canglong didn't look at the surveillance anymore, and directly chose a game video, this video is Zheng Dongfang's "Smiling Proud Jianghu".

"Uncle Zheng??" Nie Xiaoqing looked at Zheng Dongfang in the picture, and couldn't help blinking her eyes, "I didn't see it, Uncle Zheng is quite chic......"

"It's a pity that he played a hypocrite...... Nie Canglong sighed and said.

"Yue Buqun??" Nie Xiaoqing's eyes lit up, "Could this be Uncle Zheng's true self?" If so, we'll have to guard against him......"

"You can't have the heart to hurt people, and you can't have the heart to prevent people, this is the wise saying left by the ancestors, except for your master's mother, I have to guard against everyone......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said.

"What about me??" Nie Xiaoqing pouted, "The master is also guarding against others??" ”

"You??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "You're still human??" ”

"Why aren't people human??" Nie Xiaoqing began to be coquettish, "Master, you are bullying people......"

"Watch TV......" Nie Canglong slapped Nie Xiaoqing's ass and said.

"What about Sister Susu??" Nie Xiaoqing twisted her ass and asked.

"She's a snake ......" Nie Canglong yawned and began to watch TV.

Zheng Dongfang's Yue Buqun looks quite good, the two of them have something in common, that is, the literary atmosphere, but Zheng Dongfang is a little more leisurely than Yue Buqun, Yue Buqun has been responsible for revitalizing the Huashan faction all his life, Zheng Dongfang is different, what he wants is a leisurely life, practice swords when he has nothing to do, and tease Ning Zhongze, as for the disciples, it is purely herding sheep.

"Uncle Zheng is really chic......" Nie Xiaoqing looked at Zheng Dongfang on TV, and couldn't help but sigh.

"Yes......" Nie Canglong was happy, "Uncle Zheng is actually quite good at life, but there are some problems with the attitude of the disciples, and he is still a university teacher, so irresponsible, now the quality of college students is getting lower and lower, and the root cause has been found......"

"Hehe...... Nie Xiaoqing was happy at the time, "Now that I have my aunt's lecture hall, there will be no teacher in the future......"

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