Section 1407 Strong Heart, 8
"......, victory, are you cheap and good?" No one thought that there would be such a 'divine turn' behind them, and in addition to being surprised, everyone's eyes on victory changed a little. It's not the pity just now, but it's turned into a little envy in the contempt.
"Hey, hey." The matter has been exposed, and it will be over if you pretend to be over. It was only then that Victory laughed a little smugly and made a 'two' gesture towards the camera.
"The world is full of knowledge, and the practice of human feelings is an article." At this point, it's almost the MC's turn to wrap up. Seizing the opportunity, Jiang Hudong gave full play to his strengths and first said a quite classic quote.
After everyone nodded in agreement, Jiang Hudong continued: "Although the means of victory are a little bit 'despicable', it also shows that he is shrewd enough in handling interpersonal relationships, and it seems that books like "Conspiracy Theories" are not in vain." ”
"Brother, who taught you that sentence just now? It's not like you're reading a book on your own. It was a little slower than Jiang Hudong's movements, and Li Shengji only asked Jiang Hudong about his famous words at this time.
Indeed, although Jiang Hudong always says some famous sayings on the show, you can understand after careful study that the famous sayings he said are either local Korean sayings or sentences translated from modern Western literature. And a quote like today, which is quite ancient and is still a poetic genre, has never been repeated.
To put it bluntly, it is because Jiang Hudong's literary level is not enough. can only read and understand vernacular texts, but they are not so good at real ancient poetry, so this situation will occur.
People who don't know Jiang Hudong very well. Maybe he didn't know about his weakness. But in "Two Days and One Night", how can Lee Seung Gi, who gets along with Jiang Hudong day and night, not know his level? Therefore, Lee Seung Gi asked such a question a little abruptly on the premise that Jiang Hudong finished saying the famous words and everyone else had no doubts.
"Shut up." didn't expect Lee Seung-gi to dismantle his own platform, Jiang Hudong subconsciously used the method of 'suppression', lowered his voice and yelled at him.
"Oh~~~." Although he lowered his voice. But Jiang Hudong was originally a loud voice, so the volume of his words was still not small after all. After hearing his threat to Lee Seung Gi, several coaxing guests booed him in unison.
"I know who taught it. It must have been taught by my brother-in-law, right, Uncle Hudong~! At this time, someone once again exposed Jiang Hudong's old bottom. You can hear it from the title. The person who spoke must be the youngest of all the guests today, Little Crystal.
"Crystal, don't say it even if you know it, what if you let Brother Hudong be proud? You tear down his stage now, and be careful that he retaliates against you. As Xiao Jingjing's brother-in-law, Li Jingyuan is of course on the side of this girl. With Xiao Jing, he answered another sentence on the side, admitting Xiao Jing's words from another angle, and at the same time teasing Jiang Hudong.
"I'm not afraid~!" Wrinkled his nose. He grimaced at Jiang Hudong, and the little crystal replied crisply. I have to say. This girl is really smart enough, and she knows that she is the youngest of all people today, so she will not hesitate to take advantage of this advantage and pretend to be a child, so that Jiang Hudong can't be serious with her.
"Not afraid? If you wait a while, Sister Yun'er wants to have a dinner party, and Brother Hudong sits next to you again, aren't you afraid that he will eat up all the meat in front of you? I remember your favorite food seems to be barbecue, aren't you? Li Jingyuan pointed out Jiang Hudong's name of the 'God of Food' to threaten Xiao Jing, well, this sentence is actually still ridiculing Jiang Hudong.
"Uh, Uncle Hudong, I was wrong~~!" Three points are really worried, seven points are doing the effect, after listening to Li Jingyuan's words, Xiao Jing immediately changed his expression, and hurriedly made a gesture of begging for mercy to Jiang Hudong.
"You~~, you ~~~!" Li Jingyuan and Xiao Jing sang and harmonized, and they didn't give Jiang Hudong a chance to speak at all, so they naturally positioned him as a 'strange uncle who loves to grab food with little girls'. Because of this situation, Jiang Hudong's blood pressure couldn't help but rise a little, and he unconsciously made a 'press the back of his neck' action.
"Brother, brother, you take a break." Although he knew that Jiang Hudong was just doing the effect, after seeing his swaying figure, Lee Seung-gi hurriedly supported him, showing a concerned expression.
With the support of Lee Seung-gi, Jiang Hudong also took the opportunity to sit down on the side. But just when he was about to praise Lee Seung Gi, Lee Seung Ki made a move that made him hurt even more.
"Okay, the people in the way are gone. Now, I will be the main MC to host this show, and please applaud me to give me some encouragement. After standing up straight, Lee Seung Gi immediately ignored Jiang Hudong, pretending to be the only MC himself, and greeted the artists sitting in the guest seat.
"Papapapa~~!" How can such a request not be cooperated? Not only the artists, but even the audience who watched the show gave Lee Seung Gi a warm applause.
"Ah~~~~!" I didn't expect it to be like this, Jiang Hudong, who already thought the situation was a little funny, laughed even louder. However, in order to make the atmosphere of the scene more lively, he still pretended to be unhappy and yelled at Lee Seung Gi in the interval between laughter.
It's just a joke, how can you really put Jiang Hudong aside? After laughing for a while, Lee Seung Gi still picked up Jiang Hudong, and at the same time returned the position of the main MC to him.
"Hey, I've got a tiger cub." After picking up the MC script again, Jiang Hudong shook his head again, and said something deep enough to make everyone laugh. (In similar situations, people would always refer to the word 'white-eyed wolf' to say 'wolf cub', but in Korea, Koreans refer to the word 'tiger for trouble.') Say 'tiger cub'. )
When the scene was a little quieter, when others thought that Jiang Hudong was going to change the topic, Jiang Hudong suddenly focused on the matter of 'victory opportunism' again. He asked Xu Xian: "Xu Xian, you and Shengli are friends in the same year, right?" ”
(Generally speaking, when talking about a topic, if you finish talking about the serious content and enter the time of 'joking', it means that the topic can be over.) And as a host, I often don't go back to the conversation. But. At some point, there will be some exceptions, in general. The most common reason that can make the host go back to the topic is that the explosion point of the topic itself has not been excavated.
In addition, recording a talk show is not the same as recording a wild variety show like "RunningMan". When RunningMan was recorded. Because of the transformation of the scene. As well as the process limitations of the program itself, when editing, there is basically no way to move the footage shot later to the front. Talk shows are different, because the scenes don't change, the artists' costumes don't change, and it's not so difficult to move the order of dialogue when editing. Of course, there is one thing to be aware of. It is to pay attention to the continuity and unity of the dialogue itself - only conversations on the same topic can be reversed from each other on a small scale.
All in all. Jiang Hudong brought up the topic again, although it was a little inconsistent with his usual habits, but it was not a big deal. If you can lead to interesting enough conversations, it's worth it. Moreover, whether it will make the audience feel procrastinated, in fact, there is no need to worry, as long as the staff can edit it afterwards. )
"Yes." Although she was a little caught off guard, Xu Xian's good habits still made her answer very politely immediately.
"It's said that your favorite leisure activity in private is reading, right?"
"Yes."
"And what books do you usually read? What do you think about the fact that Victory usually only reads "Conspiracy Theories"? ”
"Brother, I also read other books~!" Jiang Hudong only mentioned "Conspiracy Theory", and invisibly portrayed Shengli as an "insidious" person, although in fact Shengli did only read that type of book, but for the sake of his idol image, he still quickly refuted it with his throat.
"I know the way, I know the way." waved his hand very casually, Jiang Hudong's mouth responded, but anyone could see that he was perfunctory victory. And the latter sentence also proves Jiang Hudong's attitude: "You can shut up now, Xu Xian, you go on." ”
"I think there's nothing wrong with looking at those books, Jing Yuan OPPA usually tells me to read more books related to interpersonal relationships, don't just focus on developing yourself, so I occasionally look at similar books recently." Xu Xian's words are a little surprising at this point, after all, her previous image is still too upright, it is really hard to imagine that she will read those books with a dark feeling.
In the same way, I didn't expect Xu Xian to say this, but the expression on Shengli's face was completely different from the others, and it was completely the excitement of 'finding the organization'.
"Still." Just when Shengli wanted to shout happily, Xu Xian spoke again: "OPPA also said that it is okay to read that kind of book occasionally, and you must not read more, if you read too much, people's psychology will be somewhat distorted, even if it is a pure character, it will gradually become a philistine." ”
"So, my personal understanding is that that kind of books are like medicine, you can't stop reading, but you can't read them without anything. Is it a three-point poison of medicine, even if you are not sick, you will still get sick if you take too much medicine. ”
Xu Xian's words make a lot of sense. However, such a big truth is said by a young girl like her, and the audience is all seniors older than her, and the whole scene looks a little weird. Therefore, after Xu Xian finished his speech, a small cold scene inevitably appeared.
"Hey, it's because of her that I can't get close to her." In the end, it was the clever boy who broke the deadlock and saved the atmosphere with a laughable remark.
"That's it, just now, I thought I met the homeroom teacher in high school~."
"Sure enough, it's an upright girl."
"The children of Girls' Generation met such an old man. How did you survive it? It's really suffering. With the victory taking the lead, the others also reacted and spoke one after another. The atmosphere is finally lively again.
For the second time, the topic of victory has entered the joke time, and it is time to put an end to it.
Before the start of the program, the writers conducted a short interview with each of the guests who came to the show, and roughly knew what they were going to say during the filming, and after sorting it out, this information was written on the MC's script, so that they could adjust the order of the guests' speeches according to the situation on the scene.
So. After Xu Xian made a little color, considering that the content of the topic written on the topic board by Brother Kong was also related to Xu Xian, Jiang Hudong was after the topic of victory ended. Named Brother Kong's name and asked him to pick up the next topic: "Brother Kongzhen XI, what do you mean by 'Secret Counseling for Girls' Generation' you wrote on the question board?" ”
"Secret counseling?" This word sounded quite ambiguous, so as soon as Jiang Hudong finished reading it, there was a whisper of discussion on the scene.
"Huh. You may not know what to do. I actually have another job now, which is to teach acting to juniors at my alma mater, Chung-Ang University, and I guess I can be regarded as a teacher. Among the nine members of Girls' Generation, there are two members who were admitted to our Chung-Ang University, namely Yoo Li and Xiuying, and they are all majoring in ...... related to acting. ”
"Then you mean, did you give secret counseling to Yuli and Xiuying?" Hear here. Jiang Hudong, who was a little impatient, couldn't help but interject and ask.
"Yuli is my student, and I don't have a trip on weekdays. Will also come to my classes. As for Xiuying, maybe she has other ideas, and she hasn't taken this course I teach yet. However, today's focus is not here, and the student in the topic I'm going to talk about is not actually the two of them, but one of the members of Girls' Generation who are here now. "In the end, he is a professor, and what Brother Kong said is still very skillful. If someone else is changed, after the same content is said, it may be easy to think that Xiuying did not take his course because she didn't like the ability of Brother Kong, a professor.
There are four members of Girls' Generation who came to the scene: Jessica, Little Sun, Yoona and Seo Hyun. Jessica and Xiaoyang did not go to college, and they were a little far away from the word 'learning' in everyone's impression, while Yuna and Seo Hyun were both students of Dongguk University, and they did not study at the Central University where Confucius Town taught, so naturally they could not be students of Confucius Town.
"Who is it?" I really can't figure it out, so I can only ask the person concerned. Curious, Jiang Hudong asked the four girls.
"It's me." At this time, Xu Xian also knew what Brother Kong was going to say, and he felt a little embarrassed, and the expression on his face when he raised his hand was also a little shy.
"Sure enough." Seeing that the person who raised his hand was Xu Xian, everyone showed an expression of 'it should be so' on their faces, indeed, if you want to talk about the word 'learning' that is the most compatible, the person who is most likely to go to the teacher of another school to ask for teaching can only be Xu Xian, this girl.
"Brother Kong, Xu Xian is your student?" Although Xu Xian had already admitted it, but considering that she was not a student of Central University, everyone was still somewhat suspicious, and on behalf of everyone, Jiang Hudong asked Brother Kong again.
"I'm not a serious student, but her attitude is much more serious than many of my students, and after a long time, I have the illusion that she is my closed disciple." After clearing his throat, Brother Kong Zhen talked about what happened in detail: "I can't remember what day it was, anyway, on that day, Xu Xian came to our school with Yu Li, and then listened to my class together." I thought that it was rare for her to come once, so after class, I called her to go to the cafeteria with Yuli for lunch. ”
"At lunch, this kid told me that she was also an acting student, and asked me to recommend some meaningful and good movies for her. I didn't think much of it at the time, so I told her a few of them. ”
"I thought it was over here. Unexpectedly, a few days later, I suddenly received a text message of 'long ~~~~'. I didn't wear glasses at the time, so I couldn't see what the text message was for a while, just looking at that length, I thought I had committed something, and then I received a public prosecution from the court~. ”
"After I found my glasses and put them on, I realized that Lu Dao was the movie that Xu Xian sent me. At that time, after figuring out the situation, I didn't pay attention to what she wrote, only one thought - this kid is not my student, why is he sending me papers? Could it be that she sent the wrong person? Or is there something wrong with the brain? By the time Brother Kong said this, Xu Xian couldn't raise his head shyly, and the other guests on the side also looked at her with incomprehensible eyes, and let out a chuckle for her reckless behavior.
"Xu Xian, what did you think at that time to send such a review to Brother Kong?" The two MCs were also curious about Seo Hyun's motives, and Lee Seung Gi couldn't help but ask Seo Hyun when Brother Kong stopped talking.
"I thought I should do that, and I did that at school, when I was in front of my teachers. Moreover, Jing Yuan OPPA also told me that since the seniors of Brother Kong Town gave me guidance, then I should be more serious. When answering the question, Xu Xian's little face was still red, and with her serious and innocent words, it made her look even more cute.
"Yes, there is another professor here, Jing Yuan, did you do the same when you were teaching students at Seoul National University?" was mentioned by Xu Xian, and everyone remembered that in addition to Brother Kong, there is also Lee Kyung-won who is also a professor, and he is also a professor at Seoul National University, the number one university in South Korea. Because it was suddenly remembered, it felt like a 'new' discovery of a worthwhile breaking point, Jiang Hudong immediately asked Li Jingyuan again. (To be continued......)