Chapter Seventy-Three: The Ass Is Big and Gives Birth to a Son
"We're going to have to do this," they both looked at each other and smiled, "is it so disgusting?" "Whether this is respectful or respectful like ice, it's no longer clear what to tell.
After eating breakfast and cleaning up, the two went out together, and as soon as they left the community gate, the two parted ways, one to the left and the other to the right. Even waving goodbye with a strong awkward atmosphere.
The two of them are like partners who live together, whether they are at work or in life, they are busy with their own work. Occasionally, they bumped into each other, but they only showed a faint polite and embarrassing smile.
Regarding Shen Xinrong's deliberate estrangement, Lu Jingge was speechless. He didn't want to be polite, almost indifferent to his wife, like a familiar stranger. Of course, he didn't have any other obscene thoughts, he just wanted to make the relationship between the two people more intimate.
He has always wanted to find an opportunity to have a good talk with Shen Xinrong, but when they go to work, they are like two parallel lines that never intersect, let alone sit down and talk quietly, and even meet poorly.
Finally, one weekend, his little wife did not go on a trip, but chose to stay at home and recuperate. They are a rare time together, and they enjoy the pleasure of food.
"Xinrong, I have something I want to discuss with you."
"What's the matter?" Shen Xinrong didn't raise her head, still struggling with the food on the plate.
Lu Jingge had been brewing his feelings for a long time, and it wasn't until Shen Xinrong spit out the last chicken bone that he slowly opened his mouth, "I..."
However, he had barely begun when a clear bell rang. He pursed his lips helplessly, and under Shen Xinrong's apologetic gaze, he pretended to have nothing to do and said casually, and then when she couldn't see it, his smile instantly collapsed.
The courage that was finally accumulated disappeared without a trace in an instant.
He is not a reserved and shy man, but I don't know why, when facing Shen Xinrong, he always twists and turns, and he doesn't know where to hide his past chic.
Shen Xinrong looked at the names that kept flashing on the screen, and the corners of her mouth couldn't stop twitching, she didn't want to answer it. But under Lu Jingge's overly bright eyes, he still pressed the answer button weakly.
At the moment of connection, I heard Shen's mother roaring angrily, "People say that the daughter who marries out is like water spilled out, Shen Xinrong, you dead girl, are you going to do the water that was spilled, it's hard to collect it!" ”
"Mom," Shen Xinrong retorted angrily, "You can't just wronged me." ”
"Wronged you?" Shen's mother was almost angry, "I've been married for so long, when are you going to bring Jingge back and see me and your father." You unfilial daughter! ”
Please, she's been married for a long time, it's only been a month. Her mother is also too powerful, a filial piety word is pressed down, if she refutes it again, it will be unfilial.
Shen Xinrong glanced at Lu Jingge, and Lu Jingge instantly understood her hint, and then nodded. With the consent of the male protagonist, Shen Xinrong pretended to be helpless and said: "Okay, let's take time to go back." ”
"You dead girl don't perfunctory me, don't try to fool me, I don't want a general day, I want to listen to sure."
"Then you have to wait, I'll finish discussing with Jingge, and then I'll call you back."
Shen's mother didn't object anymore, but hung up the phone angrily to show her anger.
Hanging up the phone, Shen Xinrong remembered what she had been interrupted by the phone just now, smiled awkwardly at Lu Jingge, and asked suspiciously, "What did you want to say just now?" ”
"I..."
As soon as Lu Jingge spoke, another brisk bell interrupted the words he was about to spit out. He looked helplessly at the mobile phone that kept singing on the table, and sighed helplessly.
Shen Xinrong covered her mouth and snickered, seeing that he didn't mean to answer the phone, her eyes asked him whose caller it was.
"My mom."
The bell keeps ringing again, and if you don't answer, I'll ring to the ground.
Lu Jingge didn't need to answer to know his mother's intention to call. He rubbed his temples that were a little painful, and finally chose to disarm and surrender, and his long finger reluctantly pressed the answer button, and simply and rudely turned on the hands-free.
"Jingge, why did it take so long to answer the phone." You weren't deliberately avoiding her, were you?
"I just didn't hear that." Deliberately!
Shen Xinrong rolled her eyes at Lu Jingge, she was really talking nonsense with her eyes open.
"Where's Xinrong?" The daughter-in-law is now her treasure, and her son or something, just stand aside!
"Next to me."
There was a sudden snickering in the microphone, and Lu Mu's ambiguous voice floated leisurely from the microphone to the ears of the two, "What, are you done?" Did I bother you? "Don't spoil their good deeds.
When Shen Xinrong heard this, she instantly understood what Lu Mu meant, she was a little dumbfounded, and then her face turned red, and even her ears were rendered pink. Her rare little woman appearance is delicate and lovely. It's just that she hung her head and didn't see the surprise in his eyes.
"Mom, what are you thinking?" I thought it would be fine after getting married, but it turned out that there was still a village after a village.
"What else can I think about, of course I think about my grandson." The ultimate goal of forcing him to get married is to hug his grandson as soon as possible.
Lu Jingge was a little embarrassed and argued weakly, "Mom, we just got married!" ”
Is this the rhythm of urging children after marriage?
"Your young couple has just gotten married, and the relationship is the best time, and the baby born under the affection and sweetness is very smart. So son, you have to work hard. I see that Xinrong's ass is quite big, and if she is pregnant, she will give birth to a son! ”
Shen Xinrong felt that there was a fire on her face burning again, and the scorching temperature was like a fire burning her heart. Her head was getting lower and lower, and she didn't dare to look directly into Lu Jingge's eyes, for fear of seeing his embarrassed smile.
"Mom..."Can you not be so silent, it is already a blockbuster, and his face is red with fright!
The son is not satisfied, and the mother can only worry more.
Lu's mother taught earnestly, "Son, my mother knows that you are thin-skinned, and you and Xinrong met through a blind date. But none of this matters, now that you are married, you must know that there are some things that Xin Rong is not easy to talk about, and you, as a man, should take the initiative. ”
Oh my God, what is Mom talking about, is this topic infinitely off-track!
They are now separated, they don't sleep in the same room, let alone in the same bed, how can they have children!
And they're just fake marriages, and there is no so-called conjugal obligation, do you let him snap at the air?
He doesn't have that special ability!
"Mom, you don't have to worry about this." If he continues to talk about it, he will really be ashamed.
"Son, don't be impatient to listen, Mom, it's all for your good." Lu Mu smiled happily. "And son, Mom understands your blood and strength, but don't be too much, in that case, Xinrong will be very tired!"
OMG, can this topic be stopped, there is no word yet!
Mom is not too idle to think about so many things that she has and does not have.
"Xinrong, I want to talk to her."
Shen Xinrong raised her head and shook her head at Lu Jingge, oh my God, after listening to so many thrilling words, she really didn't want to talk to her mother-in-law now.
Really, not at all! It's terrifying to think about!
Lu Jingge nodded knowingly, "She... Fall asleep! ”
After finishing speaking, Lu Jingge couldn't wait to bite off his tongue, oh my God, what kind of nonsense did he just say, didn't this give his mother a chance to make fun of him.
Sure enough, there was a suppressed snicker from the microphone.
"Son, it's not your mother who said you, you can't just care about your own happiness." Mother Lu said bitterly, "What is normal can promote emotional communication, but it is not good if it is excessive." ”
Lu Jingge's face was black, what is this!
Shen Xinrong just wanted to find a crack and burrow into the ground at this moment.
Her mother-in-law was too strong in combat, and she said that she was willing to bow down.
"Mom, you called, is there something wrong?" Change the subject, you have to change the subject!
Lu Mu slapped her head, secretly annoyed that she almost forgot her business because of gossip.
"By the way, son, you see that you and Xinrong have been married for so long, and you haven't come back once, your father has been talking about the two of you all day long, and my mother just wants to ask you two when you plan to come back."
It's really a wife who forgets his mother!
After listening to Lu Mu's question, the two looked up and looked at each other in unison, and they both saw a little smile in each other's eyes.
"Well, I'll call you back when I discuss it with Xinrong."
Mother Lu said a few more words, and then reluctantly hung up the phone.
Hung up the phone, the two looked at each other and smiled, Shen Xinrong deliberately ignored the hot temperature on her face, and asked casually: "Did my mother make an appointment with your mother, otherwise why is it so coincidental?" ”
"Who knows," Lu Jingge regretted turning on the speakerphone a little, who knew how her mother, who had always been gentle, would say such straightforward words. "However, we may actually have to go home."
Shen Xinrong shrugged indifferently, "I can do it, you can arrange it." ”
"Okay, then go to my mother's house next Saturday and your mother's house on Sunday." Forget about this week, you can drag it for as long as you can.
Parents are getting more and more naughty now, and when they get home, they don't know if there will be any more moths coming out.
Lu Jingge had a headache, but both parents had already spoken, and if they could escape the Land Temple, they couldn't escape the Dragon King Temple!
"You don't seem to want to go home, why?" Why do you look like a mourner, as if the world is over.
"When you know how naughty my parents are," he laughed and cried, "you'll know why I have such a headache now!" ”
Shen Xinrong covered her mouth and snickered, her bright smile made her beautiful eyes bend into crescents, "Uncle and aunt have a lively temperament, how good." ”
Really standing and talking without backache, Lu Jingge glanced at her angrily, and he suddenly looked at Shen Xinrong affectionately, motionless, just staring with affection.
Being looked at so affectionately by a handsome guy, Shen Xinrong was a little shy. Just when she couldn't stand the hot gaze, Lu Jingge suddenly showed a ruffian smile, "When you go home, you'll know." ”
What are you doing, and you're still dumb, it's really uncute.