【202】 Table Wars

Before this, I never imagined that a single meal could bring the two girls so close psychologically.

If you think that Xiaoqin is just here to eat and drink, you are very wrong.

What's more than "rubbing"? It's all about grabbing it or not! The chef pretended to be reserved for a few seconds when he first brought the grilled food, and when the chef turned around, he immediately forked the grilled shrimp from Amy's plate!

He also said eloquently: "The food on other people's plates is the most fragrant!" This is what a senior called a loudspeaker told me! ”

It's so embarrassing, it's so embarrassing! Running to someone's territory uninvited to eat, and still snatching food from the host's plate? And when did the big horn become your senior? What genre are you two? Foodie Alliance?

This open-air barbecue was originally prepared by Amy on a whim, and in normal times, eating so many greasy things at one time, Penthos couldn't get through it.

This time, taking advantage of Peng Tousi's absence, Amy planned to open the meat and eat more high-calorie, high-fat, and nutrient-neutral big fish and meat, but she didn't expect Xiaoqin to snatch love with a knife and fork away the grilled shrimp she just wanted to enjoy.

"Hmph, there's no rules! But for the sake of the manservant's face, I'll forgive you for once! ”

Next, Amy asked the bodyguard to change a new plate for herself, as if she couldn't use it because Xiaoqin had just touched her plate with a fork, which caused hygiene problems.

As the new plate was served a medium-rare roast steak, Amy was still thinking about how to cut it, and Celery poked the steak away again with lightning speed, chewing it in her mouth while gesturing triumphantly to me.

It's a little strange, compared to seafood, Xiaoqin doesn't love steak so much, let alone the seven-cooked that Chinese are not used to? Seeing that she is having difficulty swallowing, isn't this her own guilt?

Isn't there a couple of grilled shrimp on your own plate? Weishenme has to grab Amy's plate of food?

Amy must have hated such a brazen behavior like Xiaoqin, and wanted to let Obama or Penthos go up to vent her anger on herself, but these two cute things were not there. 004 and 005 have psychological sequelae as soon as they see Xiaoqin, even if they are sent up, it won't make any difference, right?

So Amy turned to me and asked, "Manservant, how do you usually teach her?" Didn't you say that there are many times when you respect the master? ”

While Amy was talking, Celery forked a piece of roasted corn from Amy's plate. Xiaoqin, who was full of color, and Amy, who was secretly depressed, really couldn't see any master-servant relationship between them.

And do you want even corn? I'm almost certain that Celery is just trying to steal Amy's food, like a raccoon in an American's backyard!

Amy had just spoken to me, and when she turned around, she found that the dinner plate was empty again, and she was still trying to maintain the dining etiquette of high society in front of Xiaoqin, but now she really couldn't bear it.

I thought it was boring to eat seriously, so I fanned the flames and said, "Xiaoqin robbed the food on your plate, and you robbed her too!" Gifts are still exchanged! ”

Amy snorted, "How can someone in high society be as rough as she is......"

Before he could finish speaking, the roasted ribs that the chef had just given him were forked away. The aromatic, juicy grilled ribs are just one of the high-calorie foods Amy wants to indulge in.

"You...... You bastard! You've gone too far! ”

Amy was so angry that she couldn't care about maintaining her image any longer, and raised her fork to grab the contents of the celery's plate.

Xiaoqin immediately turned to the defense and used a knife and fork to protect two of the three grilled shrimps, I don't know if it was intentional, and the remaining grilled shrimp that lacked protection was successfully snatched away by Amy.

“haha! I got it! Amy held the golden grilled shrimp on her fork alof, feeling as if she had just won an Academy Award.

After Xiaoqin made a move to recapture, Amy swallowed the grilled shrimp into her mouth with a "woo mu", and the two little cheeks suddenly bulged, chewing and talking, making her Chinese full of joy:

"What is the swelling, even if you get serious and talk about it, you won't give it to you if it's a food war!"

As if to make the battle more intense, the chef put a whole tray of delicious food on the bar, and the squid and oysters made Celery's eyes light up, and she flew and forked a stack of seafood and placed it on her plate.

Amy immediately blocked her, and although Celery appeared to be well-defended, it still exposed gaps that seemed obvious to me, allowing Amy to succeed frequently. Now this little doll is very happy.

Xiaoqin did not show weakness, and if she was snatched by the enemy, she would snatch it back. Amy was very bad at defending, and the loot on her plate was quickly swept away.

"Don't get too complacent!" Amy changed her tactics and gave up defense, but once Xiaoqin took the initiative to attack, she took the opportunity to grab the food on Xiaoqin's plate, which could be regarded as a must-save for attacking the enemy.

In addition to the plate for two people, there was a large tray full of grilled goods on the table, and three containers were faintly in full swing - I had long since moved away from this place of right and wrong, and stood next to the barbecue grill to eat ready-made, and the oil they spilled from the food almost burned me to death.

The food fight between Celery and Amy is very lively and ridiculous.

One will be when Xiaoqin's enemy doesn't move and I won't move, one will be Amy turning the tiger away from the mountain, one will be when Xiaoqin loses the car to protect the handsome, and one will be when Amy is striking.

I said you two are enough! Food also has the dignity of food! If you're playing with them like this, they'll cry! Look at that prawn staring at you with dead eyes!

Although I'm sorry for Mr. Shrimp and the hungry North Korean people, the two girls had a good time at the table, and for a while the oil star and shrimp tail flew together, and the meat sauce was the same color, and the chef and bodyguards were stunned, maybe they had never seen Amy eat so rudely, right?

It suddenly occurred to me that under Ai Shuqiao's discipline, Amy was afraid that she would have to behave in a proper manner before eating before others, and she might have never tried to grab food from others, right?

Could it be that Xiaoqin is deliberately playing with Amy? Let her experience the daily life of a 12-year-old girl? If you don't look closely, you may not be able to see it, but whenever Xiaoqin splashes the oil star in the food scramble, she avoids letting the oil star shoot in Amy's direction, and when Amy comes to snatch and defend herself, she also intentionally or unintentionally puts the food in a position that is easy to fork, so that Amy can hit it with one blow and not be burned by the food by mistake.

Of course, the oil star that splashed towards him was also accurately blocked by the fork and dinner knife, revealing a very high ability to counter the hidden weapon.

Because Xiaoqin deliberately showed weakness and spent extra energy to deal with Youxing, the two girls, who had a huge gap in physical strength, actually had a tie at the dinner table.

After 15 minutes of fighting, Amy was so tired that she gasped for breath, and so did Xiaoqin opposite, and I saw that instead of supplementing any calories, they consumed a lot of food.

However, the two looked at each other's eyes, which was quite a bit of orangutan sympathy.

"I didn't expect Miss Amy to be quite capable."

Xiao Qin panted and forked a grilled shrimp at the bottom of the plate, making a slight injury that could not get out of the line of fire, but still held his position.

"Hmph, each other! It's good that you're able to do this as a maid. ”

Amy viciously cut a flounder in half, forked a small piece in her mouth, and chewed it vigorously with a pretentious attitude.

"I've heard that Miss Amy has never been trained in this area...... It's amazing to show such strength in the first actual battle! ”

"You know what? Only the common people work hard! The talent of nobility is innate! ”

"So, Miss Amy could be a terrible opponent in the future......"

"I'm already a terrible opponent right now! You should use the local methods of the common people to train yourself, I will stand at the top and wait for you to challenge me again! ”

What is this? Do you think you are Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong, Ye Gucheng and Ximen Blowing Snow? It's just a humiliating deed of grabbing food at the table and making the shrimp and the North Korean people cry, but you actually say that it looks like a duel between masters, and you agree to practice their own exercises and fight again in the future?

Not to mention that I ate a lot of barbecue while standing outside the battle circle, even if I didn't eat at all, it would make you feel full!

Maybe they were a little tired + hungry after playing for a long time, but the two girls finally calmed down for a while and began to eat in earnest.

Qin turned her head and gave me a look, which seemed to say, "I'm getting along well with your sister, aren't I?" I will definitely make the family harmonious when I marry in the future! ”

Harmony to your sister! You found out Amy was my sister through eavesdropping! Who wants a wife who eavesdrops on themselves without crossing the door!

Maybe because I ate too much greasy things at once, I felt that my stomach and intestines were a little erratic, so I asked where there was a toilet near 005.

005 said that there are in the RV, but I always feel that the toilet in the RV is similar to the airplane toilet, and I think that so many rice fields are stored in a closed container, and I have to add bricks and tiles, what if the capacity limit is exceeded! Even if my worries are unnecessary, it is better to find a down-to-earth toilet on flat ground now, right?

So I followed the direction of 005's finger, walked through the path between the bamboo forests, and went to the brick-walled toilet where the cast and crew went in and out.

Humming the theme song of "Drunken Fist", I walked back along the bamboo forest path, kicking a pebble at my feet as I went, feeling like a star football player who was dribbling the ball past the midfield and enjoying the cheers of the crowd (of course it couldn't be the Chinese team).

One was out of control, and the pebbles flew far away, hitting the knee of someone in front of them, but instead of the expected "Oops," and "You kid don't have eyes", there was a trembling metallic sound.

I was taken aback, only to find that there was an actor in a golden helmet and armor standing in the bamboo forest, seemingly waiting for me.

I quickly recognized him as the samurai who was playing Amy's role and had been kicked off the set wall three times in a row - his long braid was impressive, and his right foot was injured from his standing.

I don't know how hesitant he looks, which is very different from his neat skills on the field.

"Mr. Ye...... Shall I call you that? ”

His voice was low and indistinct through the full-face helmet, but I immediately spotted the inconsistencies.

After he took off the helmet that was in the way, I realized that the long braid was not a fake installed by the imperialists to slander the Chinese, but something that the actor had.

This...... This actor who was abused enough by Amy is actually a girl! It's a skinny girl with a long braid! She looked no more than 17 or 8 years old, and her delicate face carried a sense of wandering away from her homeland, and a tear mole under her left eye added to her slightly sad look...... Her low eyebrows are obviously asking for me!

"Well, Mr. Ye, can you say something nice for me and tell Miss Emie not to ...... Don't kick me out of the crew? ”