"Uh... Don't we have an afterlife? You see, if I die today, I don't know much about the business of the underworld, but I have a lot of girlfriends, and they will definitely burn a lot of coins for me when I die. There is a saying that money is easy to do, and I think it is the same in the underworld. Otherwise, why would the living burn paper money for the deceased? In this case, when the old man of Hades sees that the money is in place, he may arrange for me to reincarnate as soon as possible. Ten months later, I was back in the world. I jerked off for the first time in my life at the age of fifteen, which means that it will only take another sixteen years for me to reach the fifteen years old in my next life, and I can snap and pop. You will be forty-three years old. Although you are a bit of an old cow eating tender grass, I don't dislike it. ”

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"Shui Yuexi, did you let go of my brother first? Aren't you afraid that he will suddenly grow up and bite you? "Yes, Shui Yuexi fell on top of me, grabbed the clothes on my chest with one hand, and grabbed my brother's head with the other......

Maybe Shui Yuexi was really scared by that cricket. When she heard the word "bite", she subconsciously thought that she was going to be bitten by some insect, and her hands shook harder. And now, it really hurts me.

"Holy! Hurry up and let go, you! ”

Seeing my painful expression, Shui Yuexi realized that she had grabbed the wrong place and quickly let go. When she let go, her little face turned red. Eyes flustered.

Seeing this, I asked, "Shui Yuexi, you won't have never touched it, right?" ”

Such a direct and explicit question made Shui Yuexi confused, and she got off my body and was embarrassed to look at me again.

The more shy she was, the more I wanted to know, so I gently pushed her arm and said, "Whatever questions you ask me, I'll tell you all the time." You're playing dumb when I ask you? Have you never touched it? ”

Shui Yuexi turned around and scolded angrily: "You are sick, you!" I've been in love, and if I've been in love, I've had to touch that thing!? ”

I wiped, I didn't expect that Shui Yuexi was still a place! That Li Shujie is really sad, guarding Shui Yuexi, such a flower-like woman, she couldn't even sleep with Shui Yuexi.

Shui Yuexi's eyes kept looking restlessly at both sides, for fear that the cricket would suddenly jump out again.

But I really couldn't see Shui Yuexi sitting on the ground like this, but if she sat on my lap, she must have thought that I was planning something wrong, so I simply took off my pants.

I took off my pants and put them next to her, and said to her, "Shui Yuexi, don't sit on the ground, sit on my pants." ”

Shui Yuexi turned around. Seeing that I was almost naked, with only a pair of small shorts left on my body, she looked at me in disgust and said, "No need! ”

"Hurry up and sit down, this is the mountains. How cold it will be at night, don't look back and you catch a cold again. ”

"Then you're not afraid of catching a cold?"

I stretched my back and said, "Anyway, I came to such a place today because of you." Even if I die here, it's all your responsibility. You have to compensate my family, if I can only live to be eighty years old, then I have sixty-seven years to live, and if I can earn 200 million a year, then you have to accompany them 13 billion! ”

Shui Yuexi laughed out loud with a "poof". said, "But as far as I know, you don't seem to be married?" I haven't heard of compensating girlfriends. ”

"This doesn't matter, can you compensate my dad?"

Shui Yuexi glanced at me, knowing that she couldn't fight me, so she sat on my pants and muttered, "Machismo." ”

"Don't always talk about machismo and use it as sarcasm. You have to deny that there is a need for some machismo between the sexes. And some women will even expect to be ruled by machismo, and of course, everything is too much. "Actually, the woman I'm talking about is Han Haoting.

"That's just your speculation, right? Women like men who spoil themselves and love themselves, right? "Surrounded by the co-garbage.

"You, you, no wonder no one wants you. Your current attitude is like some little girls who are not deeply involved in the world, always thinking that their other half is omnipotent. Of course, it's not surprising, who called you the real eldest lady. But the ideal love does not exist at all. ”

Shui Yuexi asked rhetorically: "Then you and your girlfriends, aren't they also quite happy?" ”

"Happiness is happiness, but this is their ideal love? I'm telling you, absolutely not. None of them would choose to share me with anyone else if they could. So, I didn't give them the perfect relationship they wanted. At this point, I am sorry for them. I sighed and added another branch to the fire.

Shui Yuexi also said: "So in fact, I'm also quite curious, how could you, a man who doesn't seem to have any merits except for a broken mouth, put several of them together." But now, I seem to understand a little bit. ”

I smiled wryly, "To be honest, I don't understand. I don't understand why they don't marry me one by one. But I'm also lucky because my heart hurts when I give up any of them. ”

"This is it. What woman doesn't want to be regarded as a pearl in her heart by others? Although you put a little bit of heart, I can't deny that you are sincere to every woman. Every woman is more important to you than your own life. I guess that's why they can't live without you, right? And, even though I'm a woman, I have to admit the old saying, 'Men aren't bad, women don't love.'" In fact, sometimes you look bad, and it's really cute. ”

Hearing Shui Yuexi's words, my face immediately turned to her, I sat down with a fart, put my mouth to her ear, and asked cheaply, "Then are you in love with me?" ”

My voice suddenly appeared beside her, startling Shui Yuexi, who glared at me and pushed me. But I didn't push it, and I sat beside her cheekily.

Shui Yuexi glanced at me and said, "Why should I fall in love with you?" ”

"Isn't that what you said yourself? I can treat you as the pearl of my heart, you are more important to me than myself, and you think I am cute when I am bad. You said it all yourself! ”

Shui Yuexi is right, now these women keep saying that they want to find honest people, but they really meet the kind of people who don't smoke, don't drink, don't go to nightclubs and don't even play games, and they immediately turned on the red light and didn't think about it. On the contrary, it is the bad, eloquent boys who can attract their attention.

So an honest man like me can only have eight wives......

"I'm just objectively describing you as a person, and I'm describing you as falling in love with you? Then I saw a beggar on the street, and I said that this beggar was dirty and torn, and his hair was messy, did I fall in love with this beggar too? ”

"Strong words, the logic of these two things is fundamentally different." Sophistry is my forte, so I immediately heard the logic in it. Although both are objective descriptions, one is positive and the other is depreciative, can this be compared?

After a long time, Shui Yuexi rubbed her little hands again, put them next to the fire and roasted them, and then coughed twice. I can hear this cough, dry, she seems to want to say something, sure enough, she hesitated to ask: "Shi Xiaoren, you... Why did you have to save me? ”

"What answer do I answer that will satisfy you? If I tell the truth, you're going to scold me again. ”

"Telling the truth, of course."

"To sleep with you." I played hooligan and said, do I have to tell the truth? Because you've also become the woman I want to protect? No, of course I won't say it.

Unexpectedly, Shui Yuexi didn't beat or scold me, but said, "Okay, I'll leave you for this for the time being." But if you die, how are you going to sleep with me? ”

"Uh... Don't we have an afterlife? You see, if I die today, I don't know much about the business of the underworld, but I have a lot of girlfriends, and they will definitely burn a lot of coins for me when I die. There is a saying that money is easy to do, and I think it is the same in the underworld. Otherwise, why would the living burn paper money for the deceased? In this case, when the old man of Hades sees that the money is in place, he may arrange for me to reincarnate as soon as possible. Ten months later, I was back in the world. I jerked off for the first time in my life at the age of fifteen, which means that it will only take another sixteen years for me to reach the fifteen years old in my next life, and I can snap and pop. You will be forty-three years old. Although you are a bit of an old cow eating tender grass, I don't dislike it. ”

I was ready to be beaten, but Shui Yuexi pounced on me again. She didn't stop, and put her dry little mouth directly on my lips, and I was forced to kiss by Shui Yuexi again......

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