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[166] Beitian

During the Chinese New Year, you can collect the New Year's money, which is actually a very good thing. But what is annoying is the question of where people go. "Yueyue, how many points did you score?" "Yueyue, how is your academic performance?" "That's not good, you have to study hard" "Are you looking for a little girlfriend?" "Where do you go to school?", "How old are you?", "You started school so early", "You didn't do well in exams?", "Study hard".

Just ask, just ask, the question is endless. These adults and elders love to discuss these things together. And the most infuriating. I was watching TV, and a bunch of older people were chatting in the living room.

My old man suddenly ran up to me and dragged me to the middle of the living room.

"Why are you dragging me, you tap, it's not like I don't go with you, you talk"

"It's nothing, I'll tell you something serious, haha, you must like it, you kid, I don't know you yet?"

"What's the matter?"

"You'll know when you go." After saying that, he dragged me to the side of a man about his age, "How is it, brother, look at this kid of my family, do you have an appetite?" After finishing speaking, he patted me on the head, "Wang Yue, call uncle"

"Hello uncle," I said hello.

"Hehe, you are Wang Yue, I watched you grow up since I was a child" After finishing speaking, he stared at me carefully for a long time.

I'm still wondering what he's looking at, they're all old men, and there's nothing attractive about it, is it repulsive to the same sex. As a result, my old man came to me with something that made me want to vomit blood: "How about it, with your girl, it's good." It's almost booked. Now I can't catch him anymore, and in two years, maybe I can't really manage it, and at that time, if you want my boy to marry your girl, it's not easy to get it."

"Anyway, my girl saw your kid yesterday, I told her, she didn't object, it should be regarded as a tacit acquiescence, hehe, the little girl is shy, how can you look for a chance to meet us, if it's okay, it's ordered, what kind of school." Don't get on. When he was done, he patted me on the head.

"Don't, uncle. I have to go to school. ”

"What do you do in school?"

"Study hard"

As I was talking, my mom came over and punched my dad and shoved my uncle. You two get up, "and you want to sell my son again." Have you asked me for my consent? ”

My dad smiled and smoked a cigarette.

But my father's brother was generous, touched my head, and then took out a leather bag, one by one, and counted out 10 sheets, "Here, this is your New Year's money." Study hard, lad."

I took the money, and I was happy to say "Thank you, uncle, happy New Year" and he gave me a thousand yuan of New Year's money. Ang, I've grown so big, I haven't taken so much money for the New Year.

"Okay, I'll go out with your dad for a chat, you can play" After saying that, the two of them left.

My mom looked at me and "give it to me"

"Don't give"

"You give it to me"

"Mine, why should I give it to you"

"Your mother still has to pay it back, and she has to give it back to the girl, who is your prospective daughter-in-law, and give it a thousand to others."

"It's not about me"

"Do you give or not"

"Don't give"

"Okay, I'll go to your dad and discuss your marriage with that girl, and invest in your daughter-in-law, it's not a vain investment."

"Can you not threaten me like that? I hate people threatening."

"I don't believe you can turn the other way around"

"Okay, deal, here you go."

Under my mother's last coercion and temptation, I still didn't hold on, so I gave it to her. It will be really small, I'm afraid that she will really marry me, if now, I am not afraid of her threats, what I am afraid of should be the other party's family, and the girl of the other party's family.

The most ridiculous, I don't know why, since my grandfather's house won my father in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, my father began to lose, and he lost wherever he went, and he lost in my grandmother's house, and lost all to my uncle. In the end, my uncle secretly gave me the money and asked me to give it to my father. I'm very happy.

It was given to me in the toilet with the front foot, and I came out with the money on the back foot, and saw my dad waiting for me, damn, so cunning, but I didn't have time to run away with the money, so I fought with my father, and finally lost and was robbed back by him. Hey, ginger, it's still old and spicy.

When I was playing mahjong at my mother's house in the evening, my dad came and went back and forth, and won a lot, and I was watching with passion, and I was thinking about how to collect some money by myself for a while, or divide it into a few pockets, because I thought I would return it to my uncle. As a result, after the mahjong was played, my father gave me a 100 symbolically, and then my father bypassed me and handed it over directly to his daughter-in-law. It's obvious not to believe me. It makes me very depressed. I am his son, and am I so greedy for money?

On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, I went home and had a reunion dinner. On the fifth day of the new year, the school of all evils is about to open. Fortunately, the income of the New Year is good, I smoke Greater China every day, and I feel that the small days are also moisturized, but the age is smaller. If I had Feige's mature appearance, I would have gone out to find Miss as soon as possible, but if I couldn't look like him, I would be so sorry for the audience.

On the morning of the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, I took the tickets that the old man had bought for me, and refused their request to send me. What to send, I don't like to come to this set of nothing. It's better to be practical, give more money, and as a result, my father scolded me. Let my mother kick me. In the end, the two scolded together, "Get out"

Before getting into the car, I was excited, and sent a group text message to someone with a phone, "Ready to pick up the car, Lao Tzu is back." "In exchange for a bunch of swearing. People say that we people are very fierce, whether we are scolding the street, whether we are doing anything, always taking parents, and the scolding is very ugly, and making trouble together is like a real fight. After the fight, there was nothing to do. Many people are puzzled, especially Lin Ran. Once I quoted Yoko's words "You don't understand", but I didn't expect Lin Ran to upgrade, she said to me: "You know you go to Sichuan." "I was depressed, it turned out that she really understood, and it was me who didn't understand.

In addition, it seems that everyone has made a little fortune this summer, in my phone book, there were only a few people, and this time there are more people, Chenyang also has a new phone, and Brother Hao and Yoko also have mobile phones. That's not to mention viagra, and legend has it that during the Chinese New Year, Xiao Ai's family gave Viagra and Xiao Ai a couple of mobile phones, I have never understood what kind of mobile phone a couple of mobile phones is, it is so awesome to say, so that viagra blows the sky, I always thought how powerful, what a bull, what a beautiful mobile phone, and I saw it when the time came. I just learned that the grass, mom, turned out to be the same as my phone, it was a pair of PHS, but the color was different, one gray, one green. Moreover, it is Viagra that takes the green, and I thought, let you blow, blow it, sooner or later you will have to wear a green hat.

It's just that all of a sudden, there is a trend of mobile phones becoming popular on campus. I'm PHS, and I'm going to be eliminated. Hey, times are moving so fast.

I could have had my own mobile phone during this so-called winter vacation, but I was reluctant to be PHS and didn't understand why. In the end, in my mother's questioning, I found the reason why I was reluctant to be PHS. No matter how good and fashionable the mobile phone is, it is a phone call and a text message, and there are many mobile phones in the school that are often down.

My PHS, casually hit, casually hair, whatever you want, do whatever you want. It's the same as playing CS and opening an invincible plug-in.,Inexhaustible phone bills.。 I wouldn't have any friends abroad, otherwise I would have found a way to try how much money I would have asked for abroad. By the way, let's see how much money this PHS owner can afford a month. I also admired this little rich woman Xi Yu.

My dad asked me where PHS came from, and I said I didn't know. My dad said he didn't know how he could come, and I replied quite simply. I flew over by myself. In the end, my dad ignored me, and I didn't change my phone because I had a crush on a 3,000 one, but my mom only wanted to buy it from me for 1,000. The two of us fought a protracted battle for a long time, and finally grew to 1500, I am still not satisfied, I am not unwilling to fight a protracted war with her, I am very strong in combat, but the old lady does not give a chance. Finally, came the sentence, love or not.

I'm thinking about it, but it's better to use my PHS. No matter what long distance is not long-distance, no matter what monthly rent is not monthly rent, and no matter what telephone is not called, there is no fear of anything. I don't feel sorry if I lose it, I just need to charge the electricity.

On the train, I received a call from Fei Ge: "It's night, come directly to Chenyang's house, his father and his mother are going to hold a meeting for us, and invite us to dinner by the way." Let you live first, don't get in the way, his father and his mother won't stay for a few days and have to leave, just pay attention when you live. Also, we have opened a new D hall here, called Bei Tian. After listening to our father and mother teach us a lesson in the evening, we will go to Bei Tian to have a little chic. Is there a problem? ”

"Nonsense, of course no problem, walk. I'm excited, the question is what to do with my daughter-in-law. ”

"Edit, I'm grass. You're so good at. You just said that Chenyang's parents are here, and we will have a meeting in the evening, and we will not meet in the evening, but we will see you tomorrow. ”

"I'll make it up, the problem is that we haven't seen each other for half a month. I haven't seen it yet, so I lied to her, is it appropriate? I don't want to go, and besides, I still have a lot of things I want to do, you all guard your daughter-in-law, I'm different."

Brother Fei was silent for a while: "Then you can call her along, and I will also call my daughter-in-law, and let my brothers bring all their family members." ”

"That's right. Good class, see you in the evening. You remember to pick me up, I have too many things. ”

"Grass, got it, take so many things to dry eggs"

"Nonsense, learn"

Fei Ge hung up the phone directly. Ignore me. I grass.

I looked at a bag beside me, and it was filled with clothes, a big bag, a lot of things, several pieces. So I slept and woke up to the end of the road.

I grabbed my bag, got out of the car, took a breath of fresh air, and felt so cool.