"Mu Ye, I'm better than a little radish head, it's not bad, it's so bitter!! I don't know what Nan Nan means! I tease you every day, give you a whole excitement, and hang you with a rope of more than 300 meters! I can't reach the beams, I can't reach the threshold, it's uncomfortable!! Zhang Xi sighed, brewed, and shed two lines of cat urine......

"But if it's a girl, she won't look at you!" Wang Mumu squinted his triangular eyes, his face showed disdain, and as soon as he made this expression, it meant that Chairman Wang was ready to go to class......

"What am I doing?? A two-long JJ, erection in three seconds, six angular abdominal muscles, small head type that must be Beckham, Changdi is not said to be Takeshi Kaneshiro, how can Di also be a Wu Yanzu, you are a waist person, all daughter-in-law? Where the am I? Zhang Xi was immediately furious.

"You're a JB who stabbed from here to the moon, and the girl doesn't look down on you!! But any normal girl, who the would want to find a eunuch...... That little step for you... Holy shit, I'm afraid you're going to break the eggs...... Dude, can you be worthless? Wang Mumu rolled his eyes and asked out loud.

"Shouldn't you be nice to her?" Xiao Hai interjected.

"Yes, yes, but it's definitely not looking for a mother...... Look at me Ang, the most humiliating thing now is to wash Zhang Lu's feet, but I've been washing my feet for ten years, and I can't play any other tricks, Zhang Xi is different, so I caught up with him according to his momentum...... It's possible......! ”

"What's possible??" Zhang Xi asked with a blink.

"Tian Feet!!"

"Get out of ......!" Zhang Xi scolded shyly.

"It's so annoying, chasing a girl, grinding and chirping every day, if it doesn't work, just do it according to Xiaohai!" Dakang is more straightforward in everything he does......

"That's okay, but at the risk of going to jail, it's a good idea, I have an immature idea, it just so happens that these two idlers are here today, so I can help Xixi solve the problem of bed partners!!" Wang Mumu is really bored, so he is ready to have some fun with Zhang Xi.

"Holy shit!! We won't listen to your immature ideas!! Last time I went back to the toilet decoration on the first floor, you didn't have a mature idea, you had to make two toilets in a pit, the whole couple's room! I'm really convinced, the whole Jb couple, it's a good thing that we're not doing fast food, otherwise, maybe we'll have to have a whole family or something, I'm ****, there are more people, it is estimated that a pit can hide a fully mechanized Northwest Army ......! Dakang collapsed and said.

"What's the matter, isn't there a fucking fire between couples?! It's full every day!! Wang Mumu said with a roar.

"It's on fire!! It's on fire!! As soon as I heard that Caesar has a couple room!! B Yunnan gays are driving and! Just so that the two of them can squat together and!! Dakang said speechlessly.

"You're sarcastic about me?" Wang Mumu was angry and was going to play with his life.

"Two brothers!! Stop, don't Jb, because a toilet really can't be done, that wooden master, what good way do you have, you teach me!! Zhang Xi hurriedly pulled the rack.

"Zhang Xi, I'll put the words here, if Wang Mumu doesn't give it to you, make this matter yellow!! I'm on Shennongjia, and I'll be a savage for three years!! ”

"You love to go, it's dark, come, come over to Xixi, I'll pass you a trick!" Wang Mumu's divine light shone, and he hugged Zhang Xi and whispered in his ear.

In this way, Zhang Xi's first courtship, under Wang Mumu's planning, became unforgettable...... The memory is deep and it hurts......

……

Twenty minutes later, Zhang Xi put down the three bags, raised his head with his chest straight, and ran towards Wang Nan with a high spirit......

"Nan Nan, what are you doing??" Zhang Xi asked politely and with a smile.

"Uh...... Drink water! Wang Nan held the sour plum soup in his small hand, took a sip, and looked at Zhang Xi, as if he was a little mentally abnormal.

"Have you ever sat on a wooden board in your childhood, with your little hands on your cheeks, your eyes glazed, and your wandering?" Zhang Xi asked in a soft voice.

"It's true that I haven't had my cheeks back, and when I wash clothes with my sister, I can't rub them, and the stool often shakes!" Wang Nan stepped on his little feet, took a step back, and said with big eyes flickering.

"Why are you so fucking damnful!! Let you rub your clothes and ...... hammer!" Zhang Xi was immediately furious.

"Get out, your mother is hateful, there is something to say, it's okay to get out, my sister has drunk too much water, and she wants to pee!" Wang Nan rolled his eyes and prepared to leave.

"Peng!" Zhang Xi grabbed her little hand and said sincerely: "Shake it with me......!"

“…… Are you sick!? Where to shake it? ”

"On the swing!!"

"Big brother! If you say play with the swing, just play with the swing and shake a fart...... It scared the hell out of me...... I thought Hilton was working...... Wang Nan broke down with his hands, wiped his sweat, threw the bottle to Zhang Xi, and walked towards the toilet.

"That place is full of lust and filth......!" After Zhang Xi finished chanting the poem, he looked back, Wang Mumu nodded calmly and gave a thumbs up.

Wang Nan went to the toilet, and then walked out with a twist, Zhang Xi gentlemanly fanned her buttocks with his hand, and then walked to the swing next to the park with a cheap smile.

"You go up, I'll take you!" Zhang Xi said with a smile.

"Uh......!" Wang Nan glanced up, the swing chains were all rusty, and the wooden boards were all rotten, and he said a little scared: "Xixi, let's not play, it's going to die......!"

"I want you to die with you......!"

"Don't talk like that, I'm disgusting......!"

"Go up, brother, swing ...... for you!"

"Then I'll take off my shoes!" Wang Nan held the swing chain in his small hand, took off his shoes, sat on the wooden board with his bare snow-white little feet, twisted his buttocks, turned his head and glanced at Zhang Xi and said, "You... You... Slow down! ”

"It's okay, I'm measured!!" After Zhang Xi finished speaking, he pushed Wang Nan's back and ran up.

"Ah!!h Wang Nan closed his eyes and screamed, and the person was already in mid-air.

Then Zhang Xi quickly retreated, dragged the swing back again, and then let go, the swing was more than one person high......

"Squeak!! Squeak!! ”

The broken iron chain made a rusty grinding sound, Wang Nan's legs trembled, and he howled with a crying voice: "Zhang Xi!! Let me go!! This game should be folded!! ”

"Pick up flowers!!" Wang Mumu instantly rushed up, holding a handful of cow horn flowers that were now stolen from the lawn and said, "Very good!" ”

Zhang Xi took the flower and nodded, plucking up the courage to shout: "Wang Nan, I like you!" Let's take the elephant!! ”

"I'm scared...... You let me go down......!!! ”

"No, I'll still be you!!" Under Wang Mumu's teaching, Zhang Xi shouted again.

"Wow......!" Wang Nan cried......

"Work harder!! Give it a push!! She will definitely promise you!! Wang Mumu continued to mutter.

"Okay!!" Zhang Xiyi gritted his teeth, grabbed the wooden board of the swing dexterously, and pushed it hard with the strength of milking, as if his mother was fighting......

"Squeak, squeak......!"

"Ah!!!h As soon as Wang Nan opened his eyes, he watched as he hit it with a hundred-year-old willow fork......

"Zilala!!" The swing passes through the green willow trees and drops leaves all over the sky, which is beautiful and poetic......

"Bang Dang!!"

A figure jumped off the swing and fell to the ground with a pop, her hair like a chicken coop and a few dusk leaves......

Zhang Xi was stunned with the cow trumpet flower, Wang Mumu blinked and looked at it, feeling that things were not very good, so he ran away with Zhang Lu directly......

"Zhang Xi, the old lady will kill you!! Wow...... My legs are broken......! ”