Prologue Chapter 68 Wu Zhuangyuan and the First

Chapter 68

Zhang Ziling often listened to him come up with some strange words, and he didn't delve into them, and asked: "Of course you know, do you want to listen to the epic? I can also sing their epic." ”

The epic is like religion, you reason with him, he plays hooligan with you, you play hooligan with him, he talks to you about the legal system, you talk to him about the legal system, he talks to you about politics. Faced with the epic that has been circulated for thousands of years, Su Wen was powerless to refute, so he had to admit it and sigh: "Okay, if you say it's a tree, it's a tree." ”

The speed of the painting peeling off accelerated, and the pictures behind it were no longer easy to recognize, Su Wen sighed regretfully. Jumping back to the ground, he swept a stone egg with a loud "bang". sighed: "Alas, civilization was born quickly, disappeared faster, and disappeared in an instant. ”

Su Mei was frightened by this loud noise, and pinched Su Wen's arm hatefully, his hands were full of stone-like muscles, and he couldn't pinch it at all, so he couldn't bite him, so he had no choice but to kick his calf to vent his anger. His mouth was angry: "You are a demon beast!"

Since coming in, he has been looking at the painting on the roof, but Zhang Ziling has not paid attention to the stone eggs on the ground. Suddenly I heard a loud noise, and subconsciously shrank my head. Only then did he notice the stone egg that was kicked to the ground, and his eyes instantly burst into brilliance, and he forgot to complain about Su Wen's body comparable to a demon beast, and immediately took a lantern and stepped forward to take a closer look, stood up and laughed: "Hahaha Congratulations to Su Shaoxia, this is the real great achievement!"

Seeing that Su Wen didn't know why, Zhang Ziling sold a pass and said: "Let me tell you first, this is not an ordinary stone, guess what it actually is?"

"It's such a big one, could it be a dinosaur egg fossil?" Su Wen couldn't help but wonder if the dinosaur egg was worth anything, but there was no relevant information in his memory, and if he looked at the size of the stone egg, he might not be able to bring it back.

Su Mei saw Zhang Ziling's appearance like this and knew that she had found a treasure. I quickly found a stone egg, put my ear close to it, and knocked it. There was a smile in his eyebrows, and he said with satisfaction: "Fossil you ghost, this is an egg." Do you want to hatch one? You can't afford to hatch it!"

Su Wen originally liked nonsensical nonsense, and after work, he was forced by the pressure of life, and blindly pursued maturity and stability. There are many fewer opportunities to mess around, but she didn't expect Su Mei to have this hidden talent, so she was busy following her train of thought, "Aren't I hatching! Have you heard of the "Seal Sui Phenomenon"?" Su Mei shook her head.

"It's that a hatched dinosaur will follow the first object it sees that is bigger than it, and it will treat you like a mother. Su Wen said proudly, look, this bull X is bragging a lot of scientific truth.

"I think I've heard of it, but I don't want to be a mother to any dinosaurs, they're all monsters. You hatch and you are your own mother. Su Mei smiled and showed a mouthful of white teeth. "I don't know what a dinosaur looks like, but if you can hatch a phoenix, I might consider taking it with you. But you'll have to feed it, I can't afford it. ”

Zhang Ziling was also full of joy and said: "Phoenix is a rare breed, and there is not much chance. In case of hatching, do you want it? Give it to me. ”

Su Wen glanced at him: "Boy, can you chat? We are incubating animals, you hatch a purple gold "bowl"? What about the fate? That thing can also have the "phenomenon of printing and following"? Turn around and you go to the front, followed by a bowl that asks for rice?"

Zhang Ziling was anxious, this thing didn't learn and didn't know how to use strong words, and couldn't help but scold him: "Why isn't it an animal?" "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" has clouds: the mountain of Zhongqu, there are beasts, its shape is like a horse and white body and black tail, a horn, tiger teeth and claws, the sound is like a drum, its name is barge, it is a tiger and leopard, and it can be a soldier. ”

(Zhongqu Mountain, there is a wild beast in the mountain, shaped like an ordinary horse but with a white body and a black tail, a horn, the teeth and claws of a tiger, the sound made is like the sound of a drum, the name is barge, it can eat tigers and leopards, and it can be raised to avoid war.) )

Su Mei pursed her lips and said, "I can't fly, I don't want to." But it's good for you to keep it, maybe you can beat the monster. ”

Su Wen praised: "Learn from Su Mei, worry about the country and the people." ”

Although she didn't know why she was praising herself, Su Mei felt inexplicably happy, and the excitement had not passed, so she said to Su Wen: "Go, go, help me pick a few and see whose luck is good. After speaking, he glanced at Su Wen with some unconfidence: "Are you sure you can hatch?" Do you want to bring it back first, and go back to find someone to hatch?"

Uh, this girl doesn't praise her, she will become stupid after a few words of blind life, she won't really force me to hatch eggs, right? Forget it, the ancients' brains would not turn sharply, and they were fooled and lame, so let's chat seriously. Su Wen didn't dare to talk nonsense, and said seriously: "Do you think I look like a person with nest skills? Eggs can't hatch, let alone stone eggs." ”

I didn't expect to be even more stupid, but I saw Zhang Ziling wave his hand and write lightly: "Su Xiangu doesn't need to worry, I don't dare to say anything else, for you, this is a trivial matter." Su Mei looked at him suspiciously. Zhang Ziling added: "Your mother will hatch eggs. ”

Su Mei suddenly realized, and she was even more happy. Su Wen saw that she was scolded and was still happy like a silly white sweet, and couldn't help but help her fight unevenly, and scolded Zhang Ziling: "Rub! You little chick-like guy, do you want to be beaten? I can't see that you are a sour talent with thin arms and legs, and your courage is quite fat?" After scolding, he saw the two of them looking at him with an embarrassed smile, and then realized that the atmosphere was wrong: "What are you doing? Is there anything wrong?"

Su Mei didn't dare to laugh anymore, with worry and concern on her face, and asked him cautiously, "Is there anything wrong with you?"

"No, it's good. Su Wen was more worried about her.

"Feeling bad?"

"Okay, I just got into a fight, and I was a little excited. Alas... Is this a perversion? But boxing used to be like this, which is a normal sign of adrenaline rush. I don't think there's a problem!"

"Then we had a good conversation, why are you scolding him?"

"Uh... Didn't he scold you first?"

"He's scolding me? Why don't I know? Are you sure there's no auditory hallucination?"

"Didn't he say that your mother can hatch eggs? Isn't this a curse?" Su Wen wondered, could it be that hatching eggs is equivalent to the reproductive organs of a male of a certain species?

Su Mei was speechless, she only felt that talking to him was not on the same channel, it was simply an awkward chat. There's no way to communicate? Could it be that someone just hit me in the head?

Zhang Ziling hurriedly cleared up the relationship and explained: "Is Brother Su misunderstood? How could I scold my teacher? Besides, Su Mei's mother can hatch eggs is a big secret, and very few people know about it. I was so excited that I forgot that you were next to me and said it carelessly. I'm regretting it now. ”

"Uh... What's going on, according to what you mean, this thing is really an egg, can it really hatch?" Su Wen was startled and hurriedly jumped long. I thought to myself: I'm going! Is this a time travel to a magical world? Why didn't I think it before? But I think this world is quite real!

Su Mei finally knew that he didn't even have basic knowledge, so she just followed the nonsense, and couldn't help but scold him: "Phew! I also obeyed you, you don't know anything at all, right? Otherwise, what are we going to do? Why are the forbidden army running around the ruins when they are idle? How strong are those who can defeat the forbidden army? What are they doing here? Let me tell you, not only can it be hatched, but the eggshell is also the material used to make artifacts. Your gun is made of eggshells, and these are royal secrets, and if they are leaked, they will be killed. ”

Hearing this, Su Wen was completely dumbfounded. No matter how poor a person is, he can't be poor, and an egg that has been left for at least a thousand years can hatch out? Or is it a random breed? Can it hatch a phoenix and a barge?

Su Mei saw his expression and knew that she had guessed correctly, so she couldn't help but give him a violent shudder. Hate and hate: "Xia Worm can't speak ice, don't know how to pretend to understand?, have you seen my flying eagle, and the Song Army's beast, those guys are not hatched from these eggs." ”

Although Su Mei didn't seem to be joking, Su Wen still had a hard time accepting that those large creatures were not biological mutations or gigantic breeding. If it was really hatched, it was a major discovery, and he asked, "Who made these eggs?"

Zhang Ziling pointed to the statue with his finger and explained: "Didn't you just say that the butterfly god and bubbles were born." Although they all look the same, some civilizations are not called eggs, but gourds. You also saw the mural just now, when it hatches, it is necessary to connect the umbilical sausage, which looks like a gourd shelf. ”

"Uh, you mean the butterfly god, who really lays a lot of eggs with these bubbles?" Su Wen thought about it, and suddenly his eyes lit up. His mission is to investigate the monster, maybe this is a clue. He asked, "Can these stone eggs hatch out demon beasts?"

Zhang Ziling said seriously: "Your idea is not unreasonable, some people have made similar speculations based on epics and other clues. It's a pity that there is no record of the source of the demon beast in the epic, and there is no record of the hatching of the demon beast from the stone egg in the classics of the past dynasties. The monster beast is like appearing out of thin air, and the origin of the monster beast is still an unsolved mystery. Throughout the ages, there have been many scholars and heroes who have gone to the Demon Beast Ancestral Land to explore, but unfortunately they have not been able to bring back clues. ”

Su Wen saw that the clue was broken, and he couldn't help but be upset. Disappointmentd: "Do scholars and heroes want to go to the epic of demon beasts to find the answer?" I think it's better to forget it, it's better to study the "Theory of Evolution" obediently if you have that spare time." ”

Hearing this, Su Mei put away her smile, looked solemn, looked straight at Su Wen and asked, "What is the theory of evolution? How to study it? I don't want any more humans to go to the Demon Beast Ancestral Land to die in vain." ”

Zhang Ziling knew what she was thinking, and couldn't help but sigh and comfort: "This is the dream and obsession of every university scholar, I know that you are worried about her safety, but as a child, you should also be considerate and respect your mother's choice." ”

Carefully smacking the conversation between the two, Su Wen wanted to confirm his guess and asked: "Su Mei's mother is going to the ancestral land of the demon beast? risking her life just to find out the origin of the demon beast? Sounds heroic enough, is there no need to say that? I have heard a saying that all biological species are evolved from a few common ancestors after a long process of natural selection. ”

Zhang Ziling was not surprised at all, and said: "Oh, presumably this is what you are talking about the theory of evolution? This point of view has such a passage in the ancient "Zhuangzi, Outer Chapters, and Happiness": Yang Xi is more than a non-Zheng, and a long bamboo gives birth to Qingning; Qingning gives birth to Cheng, Cheng gives birth to horses, horses give birth to people, and people are reversed into opportunities." Everything comes from the machine, and everything enters the machine. That is to say, salamanders evolved into shrews, shrews evolved into tree shrews (or squirrels), tree shrews evolved into macaques, and macaques evolved into humans. The horses here are made to solve the problem, that is, macaques. Sisu has this school of scholars who study this school. If you have the opportunity to go to Xisu, you might as well go and have a exchange. *P.S (Li Hui, a professor at Fudan University, believes that Zhuangzi uses the proper noun of the ancient Chu language to refer to animals, and this passage quotes his opinion. )

Su Mei listened to their persuasion, but her mood did not improve at all, and she said: "I have also heard of the doctrine of this school, but it is only about the evolution of all things, and it has nothing to do with the leopard turning into a leopard demon. ”

Being able to accept the theory of evolution means that children can be taught, and we can continue to talk about it on this day. Su Wen pondered for a moment and comforted her: "Leopard to leopard demon, this is easy to explain. Why did man give birth to a human and not a monkey? It is said that the body carries a genetic gene, which has two characteristics, one is to copy itself and maintain the basic characteristics of all things. The second is that genes can be mutated, and finally the most suitable individual for nature appears. That is, evolution. Do you understand?"

Zhang Ziling nodded. Su Mei pondered for a moment and asked, "Why did macaques evolve into humans?

It's all to blame the physical education teacher for not laying down the basic knowledge of biology firmly, Su Wen had a headache when asked, and was ready to fool the past: "If evolution is a game, we humans are the existence of open hanging, and the novice village will be equipped with a full-level super god, and it will crush the boss of the whole server without effort." How can a monkey have such majesty, of course it has to evolve into a human if it has a chance. ”

Su Mei ignored his nonsense and said, "According to you, the beast evolved into a monster beast because it was afraid of humans?"

Su Wen was so easy to fool around, the other party could still make up for his own brain, and the laughing thief was happy. Subconsciously reached out and rubbed her head, looked at her dotingly and said, "The son can be taught!" Su Mei was frightened by his "touching the head to kill", and secretly thought: Don't talk well, why are you touching my head? Don't you know if men and women kiss or not? But it's quite comfortable to touch... I won't bother with you, old lady.

When he was getting carried away, Su Wen forgot that there was a Zhang Ziling beside him, and Zhang Ziling looked at his actions, his face was cloudy.

The three of them chatted for a while, but they were still unsatisfied. Just as he was about to go deeper, the ground shook, and there was a loud and heavy sound of horses' hooves outside. Su Wen's face changed, and he rushed out first. I saw a group of cavalry rushing towards him, dressed in familiar black clothes and black armor, who was the orphan of Yulin who was known for his bravery.

The Yulin Army Brigade quickly took over the ruins. Tang Ruirui was begging for the arrival of these people, so she hurriedly went to see the chief official to receive the reward, and prepared to return to Beijing. Zhao Shu has a special identity, Zhang Ziling knew that it was a big trouble, so he took her and followed.

Su Wen saw that the war had stopped and there was nothing to do, so he took Su Mei to climb to the top of the temple and rode a stone beam that had not collapsed to see the scenery. Su Mei remembered the jade hairpin, and stopped playing with the jade hairpin on the bun. The cuffs slipped off, revealing a white wrist like a lotus root, and a hollowed-out phoenix-patterned gold bracelet just happened to be set on the wrist. Su Wen saw the beautiful scenery in front of her, and the beauty was shy, and she felt it: "The golden wrist, the jade hairpin head." Teach people to see but be ashamed. If you want to ask for red leaves, there is no flowing water, don't be a peach source of clouds and rain. ”

Su Mei didn't like that he could always know some women, and she couldn't understand why he always adhered to etiquette to himself since he was a prodigal son? But I'm most afraid that someone likes that kind of figure, and I can't help but feel sorry for myself, and I will sigh for a long time when I have time. This will play with the jade hairpin he sent, and the troubles will be swept away. I never thought that this wood-like person still had a bit of bookishness, and he actually knew how to recite poetry.

There is a golden wrist on his arm, a jade hairpin, a red maple leaf, a trickle of water outside the city, of course, this place is in the peach blossom garden, only the last half of the sentence should respond to this poem, and I also know that the word cloud and rain is about men and women. The heart is horizontal, and the silver teeth are bitten: since he was depressed about the cloud and rain, he simply agreed to him! On second thought, the environment here is really not good, and there is no gum brocade tent. The first time is also a big deal! How can it be so casual?

Su Wen was intoxicated with the scenery in front of him, and he was digesting what he had seen and heard today, but he didn't notice that Su Mei was looking at him with a spring of eyes. At this time, Su Mei's cheeks turned red, and she thought to herself: Why don't you speak? Are you waiting for me to agree? How can I promise such a shameful thing? How can I promise you? You at least look at me, I nodded, okay? Even if I agreed, do I really want to learn from that pair of dog men and women, making quilts from heaven and making beds on the ground? Hiding in the grass and yelling? Zhao Shu's screaming voice was hoarse, it sounded so miserable, huh.... It's scary to think about. What did you think of this thing? What did you think of the old lady? Just as she was about to say something, she saw a group of people rushing up to the temple. Beckoning from afar.

The two went down to meet, but they didn't think that they were acquaintances again, it was the father-in-law they had met in the palace. A few people have seen the ceremony. The father-in-law said with a smile: "Don't be busy talking about the old days, Su Gongzi is overjoyed, please kneel down first to receive the order." ”

After cleaning up, the father-in-law took out the holy decree and asked Su Mei to avoid it for the time being, and then read: "Fengtian carries the emperor's edict and says: I only rule the world with literature, and fight chaos with force." And the military commander will be the pillar of the imperial court and the dry city of the country. Ersu Wenxin Kewuju, is able to be both civil and military, and Qin gives the champion and the first. I don't want to visit the border, the demon beast disturbs my Xiqu Mountain Country, and you should follow the good generals of the ancients. Zi Te was awarded the title of Lieutenant of Xiqu Mountain Country, and Xi Zhi's life was in the play, saving the people from fire and water. Xiwu Ben, temporarily regent government affairs, guarded, far scouts, gathering troops, accumulating military might, and integrating affairs as appropriate. I hereby announce to the world, and the salty envoy will know about it. Edict X year X month X day. ”