"Mom, look at Dad, why are you so uncooperative, it's not a palace secret, it's not an unsightly thing, it's so romantic, what can't be said. I've even confessed to being lenient, but my dad still resists being strict! If you don't cooperate like this, Mom, you have to educate him well. Also, dad is so shy, you know? "Such a shy father, she really lived for a long time.

This stinky girl is clearly sowing discord, which is destroying the happy and harmonious relationship between their husband and wife. Dad He blew his beard angrily and glared at He Qian, and He Qian replied with a grin without fear. The father and daughter are vindictive, looking really funny, but really warm. Only when he is with the He family's parents can he relax like this.

"Hey, you don't know what kind of personality your dad is, it's clearly an old antique. There's nothing to say about back then, because it's not romantic at all, and I don't understand what I thought about it now, and why I fell in love with him. He said very little, let alone sweet words, and he wouldn't give gifts, and every time he gave me a gift, he couldn't cry or laugh. Thinking of the past troubles, Mother He couldn't help laughing.

Dad He couldn't stay calm anymore, he used the excuse to go to the bathroom and hurriedly left the tea party. The three of them all knew what He Dad's mind was, they looked at each other and smiled, but the smart ones didn't expose it on the spot. Because He Qian knew that the joke was too much, and his father was likely to vomit blood on the spot. After all, her dad is quite a shy man, and he is very cute!

"What kind of gift did Daddy give?" can make my mother cry and laugh, it must not be something that my mother likes. She was also curious that her father, who was so understanding, could come up with some shocking gifts for her goddess.

Mother He was also a little embarrassed, but under He Qian's burning gaze, she said angrily: "Do you know what the first gift he gave me was?" It turned out to be a vase! At that time, I was angry, is there such a burying of people, although I said that I don't go to school rich five cars, but I am also an educated intellectual, he actually said that I was a vase, and I was angry at the time, and then the impression of your father was bad to the bone. ”

"Poof," He Qian couldn't help laughing, her dad was really unprecedentedly funny, how did he come up with such a strange gift. "People are sending flowers, but he is good, he uses it the contrary, and even sends a vase, is it difficult for you to insert flowers sent by your rival!"

"It's really worthy of being a father and daughter, and it really makes you right, that's what he meant!" Even now when I think about it, it still makes her cry and laugh.

The laughter stopped abruptly, and then He Qian laughed heartily, and even fell into Xu An's arms, tears laughing out. "Haha, oh my God, my dad really is, it's so funny. If it were me, I might have turned my face on the spot. Didn't he know that there was an ambiguity in sending a vase? And my dad's heart is too big, there are so many competitors, he can still calmly let you insert flowers sent by your rival. ”

Oh my God, she really laughed and her stomach hurt. It's really weird, how can it be so weird.

"Is it so funny, does it need to be so exaggerated?" In order to prevent his image from being repeatedly damaged, he felt that some things were still necessary for him to explain in person, otherwise it would really get darker and darker.

He Qian wiped her tears and asked curiously, "Dad, tell me, in addition to the vase, what other gifts did you give my mother?" ”

Dad He thought about it for a long time, and then he said in a trembling voice, "I also sent a packet of candy to your mother, a whole big bag." ”

Compared with Dad He's smugness, the look on Mom He's face was disgusted, and he couldn't be disliked anymore. That undisguised disdain is really upright. He Qian intuitively felt that there must be a particularly interesting slot in this, which allowed her to complain to her heart's content.

Sure enough, I only heard Mother He say with disgust: "Don't you say that I forgot that there is such a thing, to be honest, are you embarrassed to say that bag of sugar?" "If it's still here, she really wants to put all the sugar in his mouth!

"What's wrong with the sugar?" Dad He was confused, "Could it be that there are other meanings for sending sugar?" "Oh my God, won't he, could it be that he unfortunately stepped on * again? It's not so unlucky, it's too lucky.

"It's right to send sugar, but it depends on what kind of candy it is. After decades, I didn't understand what it meant for you to give me a bag of fart-flavored candy. Do you want to smoke me to death, how disdainful you are to see me, so ruthless! ”

No, this is definitely a big misunderstanding, he definitely doesn't have that kind of thought, oh my God, he is really more wronged than Dou E.

"Candy that smells like a fart?" It's really strange, Xu An couldn't help but be curious, "Mom, can you tell me in detail, what does the fart-flavored candy look like?" ”

"Yes, Mom, I'm also very curious, saying that I have never heard of it, I have never seen it, and of course, I have never eaten it! The taste of that sugar is very strong, it can't be durian candy, the taste of durian is really not very good! ”

After decades, Mother He still can't help but dislike it, which shows how unwelcome she is to that gift.

"It's not durian candy, I can stand the taste of durian. The smell of the sugar is very strange, not that it stinks, but a pungent earthy smell, and by the way, a little boogers. ”

"Smell of boogers?" Xu An exclaimed, "What does that smell like?" ”

He Ma glanced at He Qian and said with a wicked smile: "You can ask He Qian, what is the smell of boogers, she has the most right to speak." ”

"Mom," He Qian tried to cover He's mother's mouth, but it was too late. She didn't dare to look up at Xu An's expression, in fact, she didn't need to look to know that he must be laughing at herself now. It's all my mother's fault, I dare to say anything, now it's okay, her image is completely gone. "How can you break out about such a private matter!"

Mother He said indifferently: "What's the matter, I haven't said that you were very fond of gnawing feet when you were a child." After finishing speaking, he hurriedly covered his mouth, but it was too late, what should be listened to and what should not be heard, Xu An had already heard it.

My God, He Qian covered her head with a headache, can she choose to faint now, out of sight. It's a shame, it's so embarrassing, she really has no face to see people.

"It's okay, it's cute." Xu An touched He Qian's supple long method, "This is childlike fun!" ”

"That's it, we don't think it's anything, it's your own burden that is too heavy."

He Qian smiled reluctantly, "Okay, let's stop this topic, let's continue to discuss the mystery of fart candy." ”

Now it's Dad He's turn to stroke his forehead again, do they have to continue this topic? He can't help it.

"Mom, did you eat the candy?"

"Of course, you have to feel it yourself to have the right to speak. At that time, my cousin came to my house as a guest, and he happened to see me come back with a bag of candy, and then I politely invited him to eat one, but he spit it out as soon as he ate it, and the expression on his face was not generally distorted. I tasted one curiously, it was really, really, so unpalatable. "It's really a stinky mouth, so much so that she doesn't know how many times she has gargled her mouth, she hasn't even eaten dinner, and she has no appetite at all.

"And what did you do about it?" I guess I won't throw it in the trash, otherwise her father would be too pitiful.

"What else can I do, I can't send it out, and then I throw it in the warehouse. Later, when I moved, I threw it in the trash, after all, I really can't appreciate the smell! ”

It was really thrown into the trash, and He Qian couldn't help but mourn for her father for three seconds.

"Besides, besides this fart candy, are there any other ingenious gifts?" He must remember it clearly, and then avoid these minefields, otherwise it will be really thankless. The crooked path that Yuezhang has walked, he can't repeat the mistakes of the past.

"Let me think about it," Mother He thought for a while, and sure enough, she thought of another one, "I remember one time on my birthday, your father gave me an essential oil lamp. ”

"Isn't that romantic?" He Qian was puzzled, "Essential oil, how romantic, I really can't imagine that my dad has such a delicate side." ”

"Hey, the important thing is the shape of the essential oil lamp, I really can't appreciate it, it's like a glowing spittoon, placed at the head of the bed, it's really ugly."

The shape of the spittoon, He Qian really has a strong doubt about her father's vision and taste. If this is given to her, she will also have a strong dislike.

The intention is good, but the shape is too alternative, no wonder my mother doesn't like it.

"Don't you have any normal gifts?"

"Of course there is, the year I first got married, during the Chinese New Year, your father gave me a pig, and more than 200 catties, that year we drove the pig back to your grandfather's house for the New Year, and the day after we got home, we were busy killing pigs. Thanks to the fact that we lived close at that time, I really didn't know what to do with the pig. Sell it, I'm afraid your dad will be unhappy, but I won't kill pigs, it's really big. ”

He Qian just drank the tea in her mouth, and all of them squirted out, Xu An hurriedly wiped her mouth with paper, "You, be careful, what a person, and play with tea and turn into a fountain." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't help it, it's really funny." Sending pigs? Haha, it's really unheard of.

The more He Ma talked, the more interesting it became, completely ignoring He Dad's increasingly pale face, and continued to open the criticism meeting with high interest. "Just two years ago, your dad gave me a Women's Day gift on a whim."

"What gift?" I'm really looking forward to it, it won't be another earth-shattering work.

"The smell of library perfumes, well, earthy. To tell you the truth, the earthy candy caused a great shadow in my heart, and when I saw this earthy perfume, I changed my face and asked your father what you meant, but your father said, daughter-in-law, I think you are quite literary and artistic, so I think this smell is very fresh, especially suitable for you! ”

excuse me？ Literary and artistic fan, suitable for earthy perfumes, this taste is really no one.

Seeing Yue-Zhang's red face, he was obviously embarrassed, Xu An wanted to laugh but couldn't, he could only endure it, how did he look at that handsome face.

"Honey, laugh if you want, it's all a family, don't worry so much!"

"It's just, just laugh if you want." Mother He said indifferently: "Saying it is to make you happy." ”

"And then?" I'm looking forward to the plot later, He Qian put her hands on her cheeks, looking like a curious baby.

"Later, when I smelled it, the thick earthy smell came to my face, and I was about to explode. I can't even figure out why there are so many good smells in it, why it smells earthy! As a result, your father said aggrievedly that there was originally an earthworm flavor, which I thought was also very special, but thinking that you should not have such a heavy taste, I conservatively chose this taste! ”