Chapter 300: Poke is healthier
(Cat flutter Chinese) When Fitz was directing Xiaobai to poke (Xiaobai: @#%Β₯%%^&!), suddenly there was a sound of falling water, and then a group of people danced desperately and tossed on the sea. Use the reader to read tens of millions of copies, completely ad-freeγγ
Fitz: "Seeing the actions of these guys, I somehow suddenly felt a sense of superiority in my heart... β
After everyone choked on a few mouthfuls of water and finally kept their balance, they all looked at Fitz, and there was a strange silence...
"That... Let's draw up a battle plan first, right? β
"Ahem... Agree! β
"What do I think about making the ninja invisible?"
"No, no, sharks have a good sense of smell, which is not reliable!"
"Interference, why don't you just let some blood out? Sharks are more sensitive to blood fluids! β
"Agreed!"
"Agreed!"
"On the top floor!"
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"Ahem, then, let's talk about whose blood is put ...
There was silence ...
"Well... It seems that everyone's thoughts ... It's all harmonious and consistent, so what's going on? Everyone put down their blood, and as for who would be honored by the sharks, it was all up to providence... β
Everyone looked at each other sadly, nodded, and everyone except the ninja released blood, and suddenly a smell of blood came from the sea...
The ninjas nodded to each other, turned incognito, and swam towards Fitz...
Fitz looked at the several humanoid waves on the sea that were slowly leaning towards him with black lines on his face, and couldn't help but roar: "Don't insult my IQ! You stupid birds! Is there a use for stealth on the sea? β
Everyone: "... β
"That guy just spoke!"
"I heard it too...
"Humans?"
"Or ... Perhaps, but this look... Humans crossed with sharks? β
"Impossible, right? Humans are viviparous and sharks are oviparous, so is this guy viviparous or oviparous? β
"Besides, how do humans cram things in? Sei? There's only one mouth where there's a hole... β
"You're stupid! People can swallow humans and fertilize them in the body! Have you ever read a book? β
"I see...
Fitz's face darkened completely.,You're having a good discussion.,Hehe.,It looks like you're very curious.γγγ
The corners of Xiaobai's mouth grinned, and his eyes narrowed into a slit to look at those who were discussing...
Fitz slapped the little white head and yelled, "You laugh a p! Don't give it to me yet! β
Xiaobai suddenly came to his senses, yes, he is also one of the parties who are being discussed, and he laughs a p!
Fitz was completely angry, he was already in a very unhappy mood, and now he is even more unhappy! How can anyone point fingers at others and discuss birth issues? Am I a hybrid? Can a cross breed grow someone as handsome as me?
Xiaobai rushed towards that side like a rocket, and immediately startled everyone who was incarnating as biologists, the shark has such a fast speed? Do you have a propeller in your tail or do you have an electric motor in your body?
"What should I do?"
"Play dead, I heard that playing dead can avoid a catastrophe...
"People are not wolves... Ahem, no, even if you can succeed in pretending to be dead, but the boss can't explain it. β
"Look at its speed, it's swimming, it's flying! Catch it? You can't catch someone taking you around the earth! β
"Ahem, if you can't catch it... Go back, right? We're here to fight, and we can't play with sharks in the sea on the way. β
"Agreed! Brothers, retreat! Serious matters, brothers from the front are waiting for us! β
But before everyone swam a few meters, a wave-like sound came from behind them, and when they turned back, they were greeted by a huge mouth...
"Boss! Help me! What a shark is this, this is simply a missile in shark skin! β
The boss looked at Xiaobai with a surprised face, what kind of shark is this? This speed is even faster than when I ejaculate prematurely... Oh no, this description is wrong, you have to change it, this speed is faster than the speed of running away when I was caught by my wife in bed! Well, that's a good description...
A younger brother beside the boss said embarrassedly: "Boss, this... Not ready to help? β
The boss looked at Xiaobai's missile-like speed, and the corners of his mouth twitched, is it useful for Lao Tzu to go down? Eat ash behind the butt? The boss coughed dryly and said, "Well... I have to study this point, after all, this is a major matter related to life, and I am not allowed to make random decisions. The research time is not too long.,If it's fast, that's one.γγγ An hour... Ahem, one day! If it's slow, it's a month! β
Little brother: "... "Then don't think about it, get ready to get the insurance money...
The eldest seemed to remember something, and said to the younger brother, "I like quiet places when I study problems, and it helps me to concentrate my thoughts. But it's too noisy, you see who below doesn't look at the atmosphere and screams there, so, sail! Let's go to quiet places! Well,SH is good over there.,I heard it's been quiet lately.γγγ β
Little brother: "... β
The boss waited for a long time and didn't see the order, and he was a little anxious, so let's start the boat! We can't afford to mess with this shark, so we can sink our ship with that speed!
Little brother: "Boss... The pirate ship in front of you is in the way... β
Boss: "Fool! This shark can't be messed with... Ahem, no, I'm not going to attack this shark with a benevolent attitude, but you're afraid of a bird in front of this pirate? Pirates, that's the bad guys, you know? I never show mercy to bad people! β
Little brother: "... "Boss, when did you tell me?
Boss: "What are you doing stupidly?" Why don't you give the order to go? β
The corners of the little brother's mouth twitched, and he shouted loudly: "Open the boat!" The boss said, don't be afraid of the pirates in front of you, destroy them! β
The little brothers were stunned, and the group of buddies below didn't care?
The boss looked at the strange eyes cast by everyone, coughed dryly, and said, "Oh, what did you say about them? It doesn't matter, their job of catching sharks is a long-term job, and it can't be done so quickly. But we can't just wait for them all the time, can we? The people on the front line have arrived, and we have to hurry up. Let's sail, the gang will swim over, it's okay... β
Everyone: "... "You're going to take a look? Or are you swimming with a shark in tow, you think they're all superhumans?
However, although everyone was a little embarrassed in their hearts, the boss said so, and it was not easy for him to complain about anything. Spit it out.,Just say it in your heart.,Maybe I'm going to swim with the brothers below.γγγ
"Sail!"
"Destroy the pirates ahead!"
"Bang!"
As soon as everyone was ready, the hull of the ship shook suddenly, startling the boss. Wouldn't that shark be coming? Hey, I'm talking about you, why didn't you resist it? It's too awesome, isn't it? οΌγγγ Why don't you go to the top and try it? οΌ
However, the hull of the ship only shook for a moment, and then it stabilized again, which made the boss breathe a sigh of relief, probably just accidentally rubbed the edge, right? It's okay, it's okay, don't be afraid, be calm...
The boss glanced at the few boats behind him, and said to the younger brother next to him, "Have you noticed that the image of those ships has suddenly become taller?" β
The little brother was silent for a moment, and said with a cry: "Boss, it's our boat that is leaking!" β
Boss: "!!! β
At this moment, several of the ships of the alliance behind him also suddenly shook, and then the boss found that the majestic image of those ships suddenly shrank again...
"That's too bad, isn't it? It's all pierced... It's also broken a few at once.,You're this.γγγ Aren't you tired? Doesn't it hurt? The boss muttered inwardly.
The younger brothers looked at the boats they were on with sad faces, these ships were all newly built for this battle, and they were all here! But Nima was broken halfway through~! It's all broken~
"Boss... Jumping ship, right? β
The boss looked at the shark swimming beside his boat, and the corners of his mouth twitched, where to jump? Jumping into someone's mouth?
The eldest swallowed his saliva and said to the younger brother, "What are you dancing?" Since it's leaking, then plug it, and plug the hole, won't it? β
The little brother said angrily: "But that guy poked the hole too big, and now he can't close it!" β
Boss: "Oh, I'm gone, and I'm all poked like that?" Will this still work? β
The little brother said depressedly: "So I told you to jump... β
The boss looked down again, then felt a chill all over, and said with a serious face: "Even if it has been broken, I want it!" I don't dislike it! What about you? β
The little brothers: "We don't want to break it... β
Boss: "I'm grass, so who's going to drive?" β
The little brother next to him said embarrassedly: "Boss, it's already broken like that, are you still going to use it?" Wouldn't it be better to get a new one? β
You'd better find me a new one!
The boss sighed: "There is a saying in country Z, husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when they are in trouble, do you know what this means?" Don't understand? Actually, I didn't understand it, so I thought it was quite profound, so I wrote it down. But there is another sentence, adversity sees the truth! It is immoral to abandon it when it is broken, after all, people are not broken voluntarily, so they are not "forced"? Needless to say, I'm not going to leave it! β
Younger brothers: "The boss is mighty!" Stay by yourself, Boss, we're flashing, bye-bye! β
Boss: "Hey... "Forget it, everyone in the world is drunk and I'm sober... A bunch of fools! There are sharks in the sea, and you still jump down? Still don't think you're fat enough and ready to give a few more heads to others? Look at people now.,Where is this still 1v5.,This Nima 1v50 is all right.γγγ
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