Chapter 240: I'm going to get seasick
"I'm sorry I hurt you?" Li Jingming was a little nervous and hurriedly lowered his head to check, not knowing what happened to Jessica suddenly.
"What do you say? How can you not hurt if you work so hard! Jessica put her arm on Li Jingming's chest to vent her dissatisfaction.
"But I haven't done anything yet." Li Jingming is not really a junior brother, in his previous life, he and Yoon Zhixi had lived as a couple for twenty years and had rich experience, he really didn't do anything, but Jessica actually cried out in pain. Li Jingming's biggest dream of practicing internal kung fu for 20 years is to be able to emit qigong waves, but he didn't even dream that the first place he could emit qigong waves was the thing below his waist.
"Ah, your knees are pressed against my legs, and you still say that you haven't done anything? I don't know why you're so heavy as a dead man! No matter how hard Jessica pushed Li Jingming, it was useless, Li Jingming's weight was about one hundred and seventy pounds, which completely exceeded Jessica's liliang limit.
"It's all because I'm so nervous, I'm sweating, let me go take a shower first." Jessica's words made Li Jingming's dream of gathering qi and becoming a soldier to hurt people in the air was immediately shattered, but thinking that even Zhang Zhenren couldn't practice qigong waves, he felt that he had nothing to be ashamed of, but then he sensed that something was wrong, a small hand was making trouble in the bed, "Wait, don't scratch around, it's not okay there...... Yikes! ”
Jessica was so angry that she was about to get out of her internal injuries when she saw that Li Jingming was still so indecisive, is it easy for a girl to take the initiative to let go of her reserve? Not easy! But Li Jingming actually wanted to run away and prepare to take a shower, so she was anxious to reach out and touch between Li Jingming's legs, "Are you a man?" ”
"Ah, you dare to look down on me?" Li Jingming was a little flustered at first, but after being forced to look at Chiguo by Jessica, he didn't panic, he is also a person with anger, where can he stand this. At that time, I no longer thought about whether Jessica was an adult or a minor, and pressed it directly, "This is what you asked for, the girl showed her weapon, let's fight!" ”
Jessica and Tiffany are both American, and Tiffany is a little perverted girl who often watches nineteen forbidden things, and after meeting Sunny, the adult king, the two of them are even more energetic, and it is common for them to openly look at colored things in the dormitory, and Jessica has stayed with them for a long time, and naturally understands everything and has seen everything, and now she has only three words to describe her feelings after her own personal experience: "It hurts to death!" ”
But that kind of feeling is like eating something very spicy, once you get used to it, in addition to the pain, there is also a little pleasure, zuihou pleasure overwhelms the pain, Jessica kind of understands that weishenme, those women will make that expression in the film. A full half hour passed. Jessica felt that she was almost numb and her whole body was sore, and Zuihou didn't even have the strength to hold Li Jingming's back, "Are you a cow, you don't know how to be tired?" ”
"Didn't you ask me if I was a man, and that's my answer." Li Jingming is taking revenge on Jessica in a small way, and he proudly speeds up to continue, and men always have a sense of accomplishment at such times.
"Get out of here, or I'll ...... Spit on you. "Jessica has no strength to move, so she can only find a way to use the liliang of language to get Li Jingming, she is panting so hard now that she is talking intermittently." I'm upset by you...... It's too powerful...... If you're going to get seasick, you move again...... I'm definitely going to spit it out. ”
"What stupid are you talking about, we're on a plane now." Li Jingming said funny, Jessica's ability to tell nonsense with her eyes closed is no worse than herself.
"Yikes! Who made you a bastard...... Keep shaking. You're coming again...... I'm going to get angry. Jessica was tossed and miserable now, and she didn't have the feeling of a little bird like the little woman who appeared in the book and drew circles on a man's chest afterwards, but like a fried kitten trying to scratch someone.
The members of Girls' Generation are all big girls, and they talk about that kind of topic in private, and Tiffany once joked that they must have good stamina in that kind of thing in the future. Because they have been practicing dancing since childhood, Liliang has a lot of waist and legs, and the basic physical strength is strong, Jessica didn't speak at the time, but she also felt that Tiffany's words made sense. Today, Jessica is completely disappointed in her physical strength, and after practicing dance for seven years in vain, she can't even deal with a man. Li Jingming is clearly still very energetic now, she miscalculated the strength of a man who has practiced the inner family exercises since he was a child, and she also underestimated Li Jingming's desire to vent after accumulating twenty-three years until now.
"Can't you be lighter for my first time?" Under Li Jingming's understanding, Jessica was finally relieved and could take a rest, and only then did she have the strength to say a relatively long sentence coherently. Jessica has secretly watched action blockbusters from island countries and Europe and the United States, everyone does something else before, all kinds of tools and all kinds of exaggerated performances, and the main meal may only last a few minutes, like Li Jingming, who shakes it as soon as it comes up and then insists on it for half an hour, she has never seen it once. It's no wonder that Jessica has lost her temper, she feels like she's been shaken apart, even if she hasn't been so tired after practicing all day before.
"I don't want to, but I can't stop." Li Jingming hugged Jessica tightly in his arms, he still hadn't gotten swelling yet, "Baby, I'm not well, what do you say should I do?" ”
Jessica was startled, and when she came again, she felt that she had to go to the hospital, so she reached out and patted Li Jingming, "You solve it yourself, what's the matter with me." ”
"Zheng, are you crossing the river and demolishing the bridge to go up the house to draw the ladder or after playing?" Li Jingming said angrily, do you want to let the first zuihou in his life end up squatting in the toilet and solving it by himself? I'm so sorry for myself, "You're going to kill and bury it." ”
"It's hard to say, I don't know, I'm tired and going to sleep." Jessica pushed Li Jingming and then rolled up the quilt and was really ready to kill or bury it, and she didn't let out a thin snoring sound for two seconds, pretending to be the same as the real thing.
Li Jingming had to admire Jessica's kung fu of pretending to be asleep was really good, he was helpless at first, but then he began to use his brain again, and his two big hands wandered and rubbed and kneaded Jessica's chest. "Good wife, you can help me again."
"Don't you think about it!" Jessica didn't know what Li Jingming's idea was, although she took the initiative today, but how did she know that she opened the gate and let the hungry beast come out. Jessica's personality is still very shy, she took the initiative to take a step with Li Jingming today is already the maximum pay, but Li Jingming also made such an evil request to want her to do such a shameful thing, and now Jessica's face is blood-red than when Li Jingming first entered.
"If I can't get rid of the swelling, it'll be a problem in the future." Li Jingming even used coquettishness in order to achieve his goal, and with his character, it is rare to be coquettish once in a thousand years.
"Don't lie to me, the villains in the book are so deceitful." Jessica wasn't fooled at all.
Li Jingming rubbed his forehead, very curious about what books Jessica usually reads. However, he still has more urgent problems that have not been solved, how can he have the mood and energy to care about that, and immediately he said a very ancient line, "Little lady, I can't help you now, you have to follow, and you have to follow." ”
Jessica first kicked the quilt and struggled, and then pretended to be angry and lost her temper, but unfortunately Zuihou couldn't help but let Li Jingming succeed, and now she was wiping her chest with a tissue. "Dirty, bastard, next time you dare to come to this, I'll bite it off."
Li Jingming was frightened, sure enough, the personalities of women and women are different. It's the first time Yoon Ji-hee and Jessica's reactions are completely different. Li Jingming is a smart person, and he knows that the more he arrives at this time, the more he can't snub Jessica, and he has to perform well to maintain sustainable development, "You're okay." Does it still hurt? ”
"Something, it hurts a lot." Jessica shrunk into Li Jingming's arms, and she began to instinctively coquetry. At this time, she especially wanted to confirm Li Jingming's existence.
"We're going to be the closest we're ever to?" Li Jingming suddenly felt a little magical, he didn't feel any different at all, "Everything falls into place, it seems to be a little too natural, I feel like an old husband and wife, nothing special?" ”
Jessica didn't speak, but she enjoyed the feeling of Li Jingming's voice ringing in her ears, as if the two of them were now one. Just like Li Jingming said, Jessica also has the illusion that the two of them are already old husbands and wives, and the first time the heroes and heroines in the novels she read are polite, ask this and that before being polite, and then say "I'll come" funny. "Well, come on." This kind of dialogue, followed by all kinds of gentleness and all kinds of gentleness, zuihou hugged each other until dawn. Li Jingming and herself almost didn't fight in bed, and this kind of fighting is the accumulation of feelings between the two of them in the past half a year, and it is also casual regardless of each other.
"It's so uncomfortable, this bed needs to be cleaned up." Jessica sat up suddenly, everything on this bed became crumpled and wet, and even the pillow couldn't escape it, looking at the devastation of this bed Jessica really admired Li Jingming a little, and it was also a charm for men and beasts to be like this.
"Just change the room, just leave it here." Li Jingming got out of bed indifferently and prepared to find a pair of underwear to wear.
"Ah, what should I do if I leave it like this, what should I do if I am seen by others, don't you have a sense of shame, you don't know how to blush?" Jessica threw out a pillow and smashed it at Li Jingming, she is very dissatisfied now, what should she think if she sees this scene when people come to clean up tomorrow, this is not a hotel outside that people don't know the guests, the people who work here are all people from Li Jingming's family, and it is impossible not to know her identity if you want to record information before boarding.
"Then you clean up, I'm too tired to go to the next room and sleep first." Li He's Boeing 747-8 is decorated in a residential style, with many rooms and no one else has ever lived there.
"I'll count to three, and you'll come over and help clean up, otherwise, hmph, you won't think about this kind of thing next time......" Jessica directly sacrificed the big killing weapon.
Li Jingming immediately changed his face, pretending to be very diligent and rushed back at the speed of light, "Quickly put down the blanket and let me get it, just lie down." ”
"Cut!" Jessica looked helpless and contemptuous, it turns out that that kind of thing really has such a great lethality to men, but she can't figure it out, weishenme Li Jingming has always been pushing back before? (To be continued......)