The squad leader stayed in the kitchen and bathroom area for a long time, and I noticed that she was mainly looking at small items such as dishcloths and garbage bags, and she looked at the crisper boxes with "discount" written on them for a long time, and finally did not take any of them to the shopping cart.

Next, her eyes were drawn to the half-price microwave gloves, and she held the two alternative gloves in her hand and compared them with microscope-level finesse.

"Sister will be fine in a while, don't worry!"

The overly immersed squad leader inadvertently mistook me for her younger brother and said so.

As soon as the words came out, she blushed, and mistaking me for Shu Zhe was still a trivial matter, mainly because of the tone of her words just now, like a kindergarten teacher coaxing a child.

Shu Zhe, do you usually not let your sister worry about it! Is the squad leader picking something and urging it around in the back!

But then again, it's quite difficult for girls to buy things, and I'm so patient, firstly, because I want to brush up on the prestige of the squad leader, and secondly, because the squad leader is wearing a skirt today.

I won't say that every time the squad leader bends down to get the goods, I will glance at the back with bad intentions, hoping to accidentally capture some scenery under the skirt!

But the squad leader is like a martial artist who has been in a hundred battles, even if he is unintentional, he will strictly guard his skirt, and I don't see anything when I am despicable.

However, it is also quite exciting to stare at the white legs above the knee of the squad leader, and be careful not to let the squad leader find out.

After finally choosing a microwave mitt, the squad leader put the glove in the shopping cart - no, the shopping basket in the shopping cart, and told me that she had bought everything she needed and that I could go to the checkout when I had done it.

I grabbed two boxes of toothpicks on the shelves and pushed my cart to the checkout counter.

"Is this all you pick?"

Because I waited for her for a long time, but I didn't let her wait longer, the squad leader seemed a little unhappy.

"It's okay," I said, and it is right that men move faster than women, and that we men were hunting tens of thousands of years ago, and you women were in charge of gathering. If the movement is slow, the fruit will not run away, but if the movement is slow, the prey will definitely run away! "Really? You're quite machismo! The squad leader's tone was a little colder, "If you have a chance, let's compete to see who is more powerful at hunting, right?" ”

Rotten...... Oops! I forgot that the squad leader was born in a family of hunters! If you pick up the shotgun, not only the wild boar and the yellow sheep will fall, but even my competitor will be miserable!

Bastard! It is enough for a woman to learn to gather! Your ranger uncle Weishenme is going to teach you how to shoot! Is it so that when you face the betrayal of your boyfriend, you don't have to be a little girl picking mushrooms, but a huntress carrying a big sniper!

I don't want to be an ornament in the ranger's hut! I don't want to hang it on the wall side by side with the wild boar specimens! I don't want to be made into a carpet like a bearskin and trampled under the feet of the squad leader! Animal Protection Society is here to save me!

There were a lot of people queuing at the cash register, and I looked from the cash register (1) to the cash register (9), and they were all virtuous, so I casually lined up to the end of a line.

I was thirsty when I went to the supermarket, I picked up the remaining half of the pulses in the shopping cart, took a sip with my neck tilted, and then handed it to the squad leader and asked:

"Do you drink?"

The squad leader looked back at me without saying a word, as if waiting for me to find my mistake.

No...... Not good! Asking the squad leader to drink the drink I drank to my mouth is equivalent to indirect kissing! Because I'm always messing with Xiaoqin, I ignore that girls might care about this kind of thing!

As a result, the squad leader's reason had nothing to do with indirect kissing.

"How can you drink a drink that hasn't been paid yet!"

"Huh? But everybody does it? Isn't there a restaurant that eats first and then pays for it? I'm not going to take a few sips and put it back again......"

"Anyway, you're doing it in the wrong order!"

So what's the right order? Do you get married first and then go to the house? It's just a bottle of drink, so you don't have to worry about it to that point, right?

With a bitter face, I pointed to the other unopened bottle of Pulsation in my shopping cart.

"If you hate kissing me indirectly, drink that new bottle of ......"

"It's not a matter of indirect kissing, it's not a question of old and new!" The squad leader continued to lecture me, "Until you pay, this bottle of drink belongs to someone else!" You can't infringe on someone else's property rights! ”

Squad leader, don't say it! This little thing has been raised to such a height by you, and the aunt at the back of the line is laughing at us!

In addition, you don't care about the old and the new, and you don't care about indirect kissing, is it because we have kissed directly? When you think back to the taste of your lips, it seems to be sweeter than this bottle!

It took our turn to pay for a long time, and the squad leader took the first step to put his shopping basket on the cash register, and said non-negotiable:

"Check out separately! We're not in this together! ”

No one said we were in this together! Don't be so sensitive, okay! The cashier's brother looked at you and me, but thought we were an awkward couple!

After scanning the squad leader's goods, the cashier brother said slowly:

"Now we have an activity in the supermarket, you can participate in the lottery if you have enough 100 yuan of goods, Miss you are only 9 yuan short......"

When the squad leader hesitated slightly, I put my goods on the cash register, "Let's settle the bill together!" Then you will definitely be able to participate in the lottery! ”

Before the squad leader could stop it, the cashier took my money and printed out the receipt, which saved the next collection procedure, and he was quite happy.

When I took the receipt and lined up in front of the service desk with the squad leader to prepare for the lottery, the squad leader gave me a lot of the money he should pay according to the amount recorded on the receipt.

Then, under my astonished gaze, she took the bottle of unopened pulsations from my plastic bag and unscrewed the cap and took a sip.

"Look at what, look!" She was both justified and a little embarrassed and said, "You calculate carefully, I have already paid you the price of this bottle of drink just now!" It's my drink now! I'm thirsty, can't I drink my own drink! ”

Absolutely! You don't have to pay, I'll let you drink too! If you're thirsty, don't hold back! Take a sip before you pay and you'll die!

Wal-Mart's winning rate in this event is quite high, generally a plastic cup or a bottle of green tea, when it was our turn to draw, the uncle in front of me happened to draw a trolley, I said to the squad leader:

"I'm not lucky, you can come to the lottery!"

The squad leader looked a little embarrassed, "My financial luck is not good......

However, we didn't expect to win any big prizes, so she casually reached into the raffle box and pulled out a lottery ticket.

Unexpectedly, after the staff scratched off the coating, they excitedly beckoned their colleagues to come and see:

"Oops! First prize! It's the first prize! Our supermarket finally won the first prize! Hurry up and call Xiao Sun to show off! ”

When the staff bar handed the shopping card containing 500 yuan to the squad leader, she was still stunned, not used to the envious glances of the customers around her.

"I haven't even hit a balloon......"

The squad leader muttered quietly.

Although I was quite surprised, but 500 yuan is not 5 million, and it is not unusual to occasionally get one, my second aunt went to the pharmacy to buy medicine, and I also won a flat-screen TV worth 4000 yuan!

"Wow, squad leader, you're so lucky!" I clapped my hands in celebration and embarrassed her in front of everyone.

"If I go to the lottery, I will definitely not win! I'm a famous black hand! When I put down a copy for Xiao Ding in the pet hospital, every time I open the boss, it is a tattered that no one wants! ”

"Xiao Ding? The college graduate who refused to talk to me all along? The squad leader frowned, "You two always play online games together?" ”

"No, just occasionally on the spot." I said, "Anyway, you must be lucky to win the first prize, you can take this shopping card back yourself!" ”

"How's that going to work!" The squad leader, who left the service desk so as not to be watched by others, said with a serious face, "This is a shopping card that the two of us drew together, there is no reason for me to keep it alone!" And my luck is not good, if I come to the lottery by myself, I'm afraid I won't even be able to draw green tea......"

"That's weird," I said, pushing the cart out of the way, "is it better for us to be together?" ”

This possibility caused the class to think for a long time, and after a while she said:

"Whether or not we will get better together will not be known until after the volleyball and basketball games."

Huh? What does it have to do with those things! You and I have always been classmates in Class 3, and if we could win the class together, we wouldn't have lost so badly in last year's basketball game! Is it not "together" because I didn't work hard with you? This year, since I was promoted to the sports committee, I became a subordinate of the class leader, so are you looking forward to my performance!

"In addition, if you don't object......" The squad leader shook the shopping card between his fingers, "If the volleyball and basketball games reach the predetermined targets, then I will use the money in the shopping card to buy some drinks and snacks for everyone to celebrate, and if you lose if you don't meet the targets, I will return the shopping card to you as it is." ”

Huh? If you win, you will take our money for a treat, and if you lose, will you give me all the money? Squad leader, your reward and punishment standard is a bit strange! Is this still the same you who just picked up a special item in the kitchen and bathroom area? Don't always be so critical of yourself!

After walking out of the supermarket, I volunteered to help the squad leader carry her goods to the place where the bicycle was parked, and she smiled and did not refuse.

Suddenly, a question that had been in my mind for a long time came up at this time, and I couldn't help but ask the squad leader:

"Squad leader, let me ask you something, don't be angry! If you wear a skirt and ride a bicycle, aren't you afraid of walking away? ”

The squad leader calmly took out four small clips from the pocket of his skirt and put them in the palm of his hand to show me.

"What is this for?" I'm scratching my head.

"As long as you use these small clips to clamp the skirt, if the position is correct, the skirt will become similar to shorts, so that it will never go away, which can prevent you from peeking like this!"

Who's the **! I'm kind enough to remind you that you are **! What are you showing off with a few broken clips! Intelligence: That's amazing!

Because it is very unsightly to park bicycles indiscriminately, Wal-Mart supermarkets have recently provided bicycle parking racks, painted yellow metal racks, which can be placed on the left and right sides, saving space and showing neatness, which is really the best choice for obsessive-compulsive patients like class leaders.

I looked at the familiar sky-blue bicycle of the squad leader, and suddenly found that there was a fat man with a suspicious appearance, holding a tool and holding his hand on the squad leader's bicycle!

Is it a thief who steals a bicycle? Supermarket security guards, you are derelict in your duties! However, the squad leader's bicycle is a bit old, and there is a brand new mountain bike next to it, why don't thieves steal mountain bikes, but steal squad leaders' bikes!

No, this fat man is a little familiar! It seems that he is also a student of Twenty-Eight Middle School! It seems that he is a member of the student council in the third year of junior high school, named Zuo Xiong or something, and it seems that he once wrote an anonymous letter to confess to the class president, but Zuihou was very stupid to forget the student ID card in the envelope, and as a result, the class leader returned the student ID card to him, and at the same time refused his request to socialize......

If you look closely, this guy is not picking the squad leader's bicycle lock with a wrench! He's going to tear down the squad leader's bicycle seat! While dismantling and returning it, I put my nose on it and sniffed it! What a perverted expression! The bicycle saddle that has been in contact with the squad leader is so worthy of YY! You're going to take the saddle home and use it as a pillow!

I was angry in my heart, and evil was born in my guts, and I rushed forward with an arrow, pointed with my hand, and shouted:

"Let go of that saddle!!"